"MY DISCOVERY..."
@Zerofactorial Rufus was a martyr, he ascended to heaven and sits at the right hand of the lord. His spirit carries a golden spear in one paw and awaits West on the other side. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
okay, all the corpses coming to life is a REALLY good twist, actually got me
CAN YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BEING CLEVER AND STOP THE WOMAN FROM BEING SEXUALLY ASSAULTED FOR TWO SECONDS
THIS IS THE CREEPIEST SCENE IN THE WHOLE FILM
EWW DON'T PUT HER NEXT TO THE DECAPITATED HEAD EWWWW
#monsterdon #mastoween for any future viewing parties I suggest exchanging the Blue CuraΓ§ao with Midori and the Tonic with Mountain dew. Trust me it'll work.
okay, i do like how the body is acting almost independently of the head that IS funny
ooh, seems like my extended cut has more than others are seeing... :blobfoxsmirk:
lil too much gore for me to appreciate the last half of that movie but the too much serum gives you sentient intestines bit was as fitting of an end to the villain arc as you could get i guess #monsterdon #mastoween
why do we even have security guards then
#mastoween #monsterdon #reanimator
Man, fuck everyone in that movie except the girlfriend. I wanna take her out for a nice lunch and, like, a nature hike or something. Trip to the planetarium. Just give her a nice, relaxed day. :/ #Monsterdon #Mastoween
#monsterdon #mastoween BRAWNDO, It's got what corpses crave!
That was a 10/10 #Monsterdon #Mastoween thanks @Taweret
"Hey, she'll be a psychotic zombie with no memory, personality, or future, but I'm a horny college student!" #Monsterdon #Mastoween
Aaaaand now dipshit tries to reanimate her. In spite of it NEVER WORKING PROPERLY, EVER, giggles is gonna try it anyway. -_-; #Monsterdon #Mastoween
this wireless body thing is... just where they lose me, frankly
#monsterdon #mastoween wow skipped ahead from maybe the 2nd literal worst scene in any movie ever made and it's the fucking aristocrats now. Also that's a LOT of colon, like a lot, for anybody...
Chief, why are you trying to SAVE West? #Monsterdon #Mastoween
this is just not going to end well for anybody. holy shit. why is she in there
WHY IS SHE IN THERE WITH HIM
Oh hey, double-butt syringe attack. Just like the Body Snatchers. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
@SnoopJ LASER drill doesn't make a lot of sense to me... with the power to drill through the skull you'd cook whatever's inside wouldn't you #monsterdon #mastoween
i like that he injected both to activate the wireless bluetooth connection on doctor carl's body
RIP to the world's shittiest necromancer, usurped by his own servants. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
seems like doctor carl's contribution requires a headless setup
are we surprised, though. are we surprised that he's grabbing the shovel
This movie is a pretty thorough survey of all the terrible kinds of guy there are #monsterdon #mastoween
@CactuarJoe from the little bit i read about it, i tihnk the extended edition addresses this with some kind of telekinesis thing #monsterdon #mastoween
"West killed... The Thing (1982)"
So is Dan in the Pan controlling the other bodies psychically? Is that a side effect of the drug? #Monsterdon #Mastoween
Oh, I get it now, the whole thing is just a reverse The Head That Wouldn't Die! he's gonna make his own Jan in the Pan! #Monsterdon #Mastoween
Was there ever a time when more blood DIDN'T help?
#monsterdon #mastoween transfer to another school LMFGDAO
"And I do!" #Monsterdon #Mastoween
you practically killed her dad, the least you can do is come clean tbh
Man, seriously, just leave the girl out of this. Just send her a plane ticket to Budapest and wish her the best. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
the level of fascination that doctor carl has with this is creepy as fuck
@tilton In October #monsterdon reverts to the original #mastoween tag
Okay, the security guard with no peripheral vision, sure #Monsterdon #Mastoween
This poor security guard. But also heβs terrible at his job. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
they are TEAMING UP what on EARTH is this buddy cop zombie movie #monsterdon #mastoween
@tilton you're aware that #Monsterdon has become #Mastoween for the month of October, too, right?
SUDDENLY DO NOT LIKE DOCTOR CARL AT ALL LIKE 0% IT WAS 1% BEFORE BUT THIS CREEPY "YOU CAN TRUST ME" SHIT HAS MADE IT WORSE
It's really hard to explain what makes middle-aged men become friends. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
@SnoopJ you know, into the brainstem, where the brain gets all of its nutrients from #monsterdon #mastoween
Man, you spilled some syrup. Try to keep it on the waffle, will ye? #Monsterdon #Mastoween
I can't see the body walk around without hearing the #Futurama Agnew growl XD #Monsterdon #Mastoween
Sssssso he just walked up there? "Hey doctor, workin' late?" "gurgle" "Ha ha, I hear ya!" #Monsterdon #Mastoween
"now... we must make our plans."
....so how long has this dude potentially been dead
"Herbert you're insane" NO SHIT SHERLOCK #Monsterdon #Mastoween
THANK you, god, I've been wanting to do THAT for the last hour! #Monsterdon #Mastoween
THIS IS JUST GOING TO END BADLY DON'T HEAD DOWN THERE
Oh, with the gallows humor on the decapitation victim, how appropo #Monsterdon #Mastoween
Man, that was one sharp shovel. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
all of this is bad. like real bad lmfao
Do you dig it? Huh? #mastoween #Monsterdon
well, let's just inject everyone with the green antifreeze i guess
well, this whole situation blows
You think youβre Dracula or something? Staring him in the eyes like that? #mastoween #Monsterdon
Sure, go try to blackmail the multiple-murdering necromancer. That's bound to be safe. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
where are the extended cut ppl at, i wonder what is different over there #monsterdon #mastoween
welp. i guess he got what was coming to him i guess
She should have hit the other side - where the bruise is! #mastoween #Monsterdon
"Lurkin'. Bein' evil." #Monsterdon #Mastoween
DON'T CHICKEN OUT NOW DUMBASS YOU JUST GAVE UP YOUR GIRLFRIEND FOR THIS LOL
I would really like just ONE non-creepy male in this movie. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
βAnd donβt talk to any lawyers.β #mastoween #Monsterdon
"Your father's problem is neurological. He's fulla bugs." #Monsterdon #Mastoween
"malpractice..." LOL
it's time to steal a dead body, gang
Is there like a #monsterdon calendar somewhere?
@apLundell can you imagine the contract for letting a live bonesaw in a shot like that #monsterdon #mastoween
Oookay movie, I'm gonna have to start questioning the motivations of our hero, The World's Most Malleable Man. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
i'm like 72% sure that this is not how higher education works but what do i know
He moved pretty well for a guy who had rigor mortis. #mastoween #Monsterdon
So! How was your weekend? #Monsterdon #Mastoween
these boys are so expelled #monsterdon #mastoween
Man, everybody just gets chucked against a wall in this film. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
"Don't blame him, Daddy, it's not like he's down in the morgue trying to bring a corpse back from the dead or anything! This situation is totally salvageable because my boyfriend isn't raising the dead!" #Monsterdon #Mastoween
NO NOT AGAIN STOP STOP
"with various animating solutions"
like... macromedia flash? toonboom?
Yeah, Herbie here has a real issue. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
Quick! Itβs the coward phone! #mastoween #Monsterdon
So you're not gonna try strapping him down, even though you know he's gonna be twice as strong and fighting mad. Yeah, there oughta be a law against amateur reanimators, you guys are *bad* at this. #Monsterdon #Mastoween
to be fair, they were disturbing his final catnap. and like yo i would also be pissed
RUFUS IS PISSED AND WANTS TO BE NOT ALIVE
WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE OMFG
"And now that you have no reason NOT to try something intensely stupid, why don'tcha run down to the morgue and pick out a corpse to reanimate! :D" #Monsterdon #Mastoween
rufus... π
i don't like his stupid smirk
"please ignore the vial of ominous green liquid next to the dead cat, btw"
@jonny i also trained mine on tongue clicks, and they've been ignoring the "pspspsp" on the tv.
As a test, I made the "pspspsps" noise & they both looked at me. They seem slightly conserned about me. #monsterdon #mastoween #reanimator
@socketwench
i fucking hate this scene #monsterdon #mastoween
NOOOOOOOOO RUFUS
bro do not do it again that cat is very wounded #monsterdon #mastoween
UN-DEAD SOON I GUESS
rufus is so dead, y'all
me, sobbing: rufus.......