You know, her costumeβs not all THAT far off for 1990β¦ #Monsterdon
Paul! You is a war wilf! #Monsterdon
Paul's dead tired. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood
dangerous feminine wiles β #monsterdon
ooh la la was that a makeout session or some martian blood sucking session? #QueenOfBlood #monsterdon
@strangefour Needs a mustache #monsterdon
"Well we know how she feeds atleast."
"She's a monster!"
Lets study her while she sleeps and not immediately kill her! FOR SCIENCE!!!
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood
CRAZY EYES! #Monsterdon
"I've spent more time hitting on her than the others have..."
oh yeah nothing like a pulsing, buzzing red light to help you sleep off shift #monsterdon
The words you're are looking for are: Space Vampire #monsterdon
We're very casual and calm about the alien just wandering around the ship ... oh, there she is!
no don't get up, you'll ruin your sleep score
#Monsterdon
They're not even making a good faith pretext of scientific accuracy in this movie, are they? #monsterdon
dropping into #monsterdon 2/3 through w/ zero context. Iβm going to GIF that βsleep periodβ sign
Man, she's gonna crack open his carotid artery like a pull tab. Shotgun! #Monsterdon
Apparently Rathbone is in this and other B movies "to support his second wife's lavish tastes" #Monsterdon
@forestine She's naive, but she's heard about roofies #monsterdon
Young Dennis Hopper is a snack. Literally. HAH!
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood
@forestine maybe she's a Space Jehovah's Witness. #Monsterdon
Dennis Hopper's gonna get his blood sucked! #Monsterdon
Are there bees in their space drive? #monsterdon
"Perhaps she thought we were trying to attack her because her race doesn't use needles and she can't understand our language." #Monsterdon
You want to do _scientific research_ on the _alien ambassador_ that could travel here from _another galaxy_. jfc HEY ALIENS TEACH THESE FUCKS ABOUT COLONIALISM #monsterdon
@SnoopJ ahh good catch! #monsterdon
was about to check off blood but i think that's more of an implied hypnosis/mind control moment #monsterdon #monsterdonBingo
I wish more modern sci-fi movies were super trippy.
Wow this alien is so childish, we tried to stab her and she didn't like it #Monsterdon
Maybe she's vegan #monsterdon
@bunnyhero Look, science is all about experimentation. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood
fair, if i showed up to a strange place where people didn't speak my language, and someone turned on me with a giant syringe, i'd freak out too. #monsterdon
... so did they remove her helmet without knowing if she could breathe air? #monsterdon
Perhaps she doesn't want aliens stabbing her? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon βThe alien doesnβt get along with her own sex!β
β¦ sheβs a humanoid plant? And he still wants to flirt with her. For Science.
Oh! It's not some funky green hair color, it's chlorophyll! So she generates ATP herself #QueenOfBlood #monsterdon
We're not going to hurt you- just stab you. #Monsterdon
#monsterdon i donβt understand, why are they teaching her how to eat and drink
"how's she responding to the ship's atmosphere"
well she's not suffocated, so i guess it's fine idk?
#monsterdon
Space girls also have bouffant hairdos and pointy bras #monsterdon
She doesn't care for the exobiotic food either, did anybody bring a banana split? #Monsterdon
Hey uh maybe don't stab the alien who you can't talk to. There is a thing called consent with sentient beings dudes.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood
Ah a wash bottle! The long tradition of just using random ass science lab stuff for scifi props, lovely! #Monsterdon
#QueenOfBlood's hairdo is so whack! Martian hair gels or lower gravity?? #monsterdon
This is a weird porn you guys #Monsterdon
@jonny @brion Never tell me the odds #monsterdon
@aprilfollies
Hey, you don't know the aesthetic of its galaxy! Let's get to know her grace first.
"I don't eat... crackers" #Monsterdon
SHE KEEPS STARING AT ME
AAA
#Monsterdon
Wow! What a hairpiece!
Dennis getting a second hand kiss on a water bottle.
From a lady with onion shaped hair...
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood
Iβm sorry Iβm too Autistic to understand all this looking at each otherβs faces #Monsterdon
Are they playing battleship? #Monsterdon
The polite thing to do when an alien wakes up in your care is to stare at her for a good thirty seconds, then ignore her.
#Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood
yeah, she seems to have some sort of hypnotic powers so let's leave her alone with one person
@aprilfollies With green? Oh, I'd say Harley Quinzel's lips... #monsterdon
Tony: "I just got done with my one man banquet, what did you have to tell me?"
Other astronaut: "Oh just that you might be able to survive if you conserve your supplies." #Monsterdon
Too much theremin, shits about to get weird! #Monsterdon
oh, she speaks theremin! #monsterdon
whom hath disturbed mine slumber! #monsterdon
very fashion-forward eyes, avocado green, very 70s #monsterdon
NO ONE WILL BE ADMITTED TO THE MOVIE DURING THE AWKWARD STARING SCENE #Monsterdon
Aha, the titular Queen has decided to join the movie after all! #Monsterdon
Jeez, she's practically drooling. When was the last time you had a decent meal, lady? #Monsterdon
"You're gonna die tony, slowly and painfully. Shame you lost the coin flip"
#Monsterdon
the Queen of Blood is high...? i think? #monsterdon
John Saxon is repulsed by your blue eyes Blood Queen. Maybe put some brown contacts in so he stops rejecting you.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood
the blood queen is wearing a headdress of pure mancala stones #monsterdon
B-1?!?! You sunk my battleship! #monsterdon
Aliens got no eyebrows #Monsterdon
Don't worry, Tony has all the air pills he needs #monsterdon
Those Galaxy Dames really know how to transfix the human male gaze.
His name is Barada? Is his first name Klaatu and his last name Nikto? #monsterdon
"She's coming around" And her perm is almost set too. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood
Why is her mouth twitching? #Monsterdon
Was this all an elaborate way to get rid of Tony #Monsterdon
HAH! That zoom out of the porthole made me think were were leaving the theater and getting a host segment with the bots for a second.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood
Y'all have a good trip back, y'hear? #monsterdon
I wonder if Tony's got any potatoes. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood
"Get me the Meteor." *casts Meteor* #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood
oh, tony was just getting some brewskis #monsterdon
We have Test Tubes or Beakers! #Monsterdon
"Yep, this is Tony, I was just using the ketchup extractor." #Monsterdon
I have important news too, I needed some beers! #monsterdon
Oh Meteor is just nervous about answering the space phone.
Meteor was rejecting incoming calls.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood
"I really wanted to pick up Tony" said like they're out for an afternoon drive #Monsterdon
#monsterdon why are they talking about the bodily functions of the alien like sheβs a human
"We'll tell Tony he's not definitely going to die, make his day" #monsterdon
#Monsterdon No, Marooned was a different bad SciFi movie.
Stranded on Phobos? Why doesn't he just grow some potatoes?
Klaatu. Tony Barrata. Nikto. #Monsterdon
I do like the dusty red planescape whipped by wind, very evocative #monsterdon
Tony's in the bathroom. #Monsterdon
Always feel sorry for Basil Rathbone for losing those sword fights in the swashbuckler movies, him being a 2-time British Army fencing champion. #monsterdon
@yatsu veins they can find _through a spacesuit_ #monsterdon
he took her pulse. good thing Blood Queens have a heart, and you know, veins and stuff. #monsterdon
Yeah... obviously not human... #Monsterdon
Where in scifi movies does bringing the creature into the ship or building ever turn out well?
Mars and the Real Girl (1966)
#Monsterdon
oh hey there we go, finally surprise at being so human-like
#monsterdon
So we maybe have a queen. But we still have no blood.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood