You know, her costume’s not all THAT far off for 1990… #Monsterdon

Paul! You is a war wilf! #Monsterdon

Paul's dead tired. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

dangerous feminine wiles ✅ #monsterdon

ooh la la was that a makeout session or some martian blood sucking session? #QueenOfBlood #monsterdon

@strangefour Needs a mustache #monsterdon

"Well we know how she feeds atleast."
"She's a monster!"
Lets study her while she sleeps and not immediately kill her! FOR SCIENCE!!!
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

CRAZY EYES! #Monsterdon

"I've spent more time hitting on her than the others have..."

#monsterdon

oh yeah nothing like a pulsing, buzzing red light to help you sleep off shift #monsterdon

The words you're are looking for are: Space Vampire #monsterdon

We're very casual and calm about the alien just wandering around the ship ... oh, there she is!

#monsterdon

no don't get up, you'll ruin your sleep score
#Monsterdon

They're not even making a good faith pretext of scientific accuracy in this movie, are they? #monsterdon

dropping into #monsterdon 2/3 through w/ zero context. I’m going to GIF that “sleep period” sign

Man, she's gonna crack open his carotid artery like a pull tab. Shotgun! #Monsterdon

Apparently Rathbone is in this and other B movies "to support his second wife's lavish tastes" #Monsterdon

@forestine She's naive, but she's heard about roofies #monsterdon

Young Dennis Hopper is a snack. Literally. HAH!
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

@forestine maybe she's a Space Jehovah's Witness. #Monsterdon

Dennis Hopper's gonna get his blood sucked! #Monsterdon

Are there bees in their space drive? #monsterdon

"Perhaps she thought we were trying to attack her because her race doesn't use needles and she can't understand our language." #Monsterdon

You want to do _scientific research_ on the _alien ambassador_ that could travel here from _another galaxy_. jfc HEY ALIENS TEACH THESE FUCKS ABOUT COLONIALISM #monsterdon

@SnoopJ ahh good catch! #monsterdon

was about to check off blood but i think that's more of an implied hypnosis/mind control moment #monsterdon #monsterdonBingo

I wish more modern sci-fi movies were super trippy.

#monsterdon

Wow this alien is so childish, we tried to stab her and she didn't like it #Monsterdon

Maybe she's vegan #monsterdon

@bunnyhero Look, science is all about experimentation. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

fair, if i showed up to a strange place where people didn't speak my language, and someone turned on me with a giant syringe, i'd freak out too. #monsterdon

... so did they remove her helmet without knowing if she could breathe air? #monsterdon

Perhaps she doesn't want aliens stabbing her? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon “The alien doesn’t get along with her own sex!”

… she’s a humanoid plant? And he still wants to flirt with her. For Science.

Oh! It's not some funky green hair color, it's chlorophyll! So she generates ATP herself #QueenOfBlood #monsterdon

We're not going to hurt you- just stab you. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon i don’t understand, why are they teaching her how to eat and drink

"how's she responding to the ship's atmosphere"
well she's not suffocated, so i guess it's fine idk?
#monsterdon

Space girls also have bouffant hairdos and pointy bras #monsterdon

She doesn't care for the exobiotic food either, did anybody bring a banana split? #Monsterdon

Hey uh maybe don't stab the alien who you can't talk to. There is a thing called consent with sentient beings dudes.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

Ah a wash bottle! The long tradition of just using random ass science lab stuff for scifi props, lovely! #Monsterdon

#QueenOfBlood's hairdo is so whack! Martian hair gels or lower gravity?? #monsterdon

This is a weird porn you guys #Monsterdon

@jonny @brion Never tell me the odds #monsterdon

@aprilfollies
Hey, you don't know the aesthetic of its galaxy! Let's get to know her grace first.

#QueenOfBlood
#Monsterdon

"I don't eat... crackers" #Monsterdon

SHE KEEPS STARING AT ME
AAA
#Monsterdon

Wow! What a hairpiece!

#monsterdon

Dennis getting a second hand kiss on a water bottle.
From a lady with onion shaped hair...
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

I’m sorry I’m too Autistic to understand all this looking at each other’s faces #Monsterdon

Are they playing battleship? #Monsterdon

The polite thing to do when an alien wakes up in your care is to stare at her for a good thirty seconds, then ignore her.
#Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

yeah, she seems to have some sort of hypnotic powers so let's leave her alone with one person

#monsterdon

@aprilfollies With green? Oh, I'd say Harley Quinzel's lips... #monsterdon

Tony: "I just got done with my one man banquet, what did you have to tell me?"
Other astronaut: "Oh just that you might be able to survive if you conserve your supplies." #Monsterdon

Too much theremin, shits about to get weird! #Monsterdon

oh, she speaks theremin! #monsterdon

whom hath disturbed mine slumber! #monsterdon

very fashion-forward eyes, avocado green, very 70s #monsterdon

NO ONE WILL BE ADMITTED TO THE MOVIE DURING THE AWKWARD STARING SCENE #Monsterdon

Aha, the titular Queen has decided to join the movie after all! #Monsterdon

Jeez, she's practically drooling. When was the last time you had a decent meal, lady? #Monsterdon

"You're gonna die tony, slowly and painfully. Shame you lost the coin flip"
#Monsterdon

the Queen of Blood is high...? i think? #monsterdon

John Saxon is repulsed by your blue eyes Blood Queen. Maybe put some brown contacts in so he stops rejecting you.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

the blood queen is wearing a headdress of pure mancala stones #monsterdon

B-1?!?! You sunk my battleship! #monsterdon

Aliens got no eyebrows #Monsterdon

Don't worry, Tony has all the air pills he needs #monsterdon

Those Galaxy Dames really know how to transfix the human male gaze.

#QueenOfBlood
#Monsterdon

His name is Barada? Is his first name Klaatu and his last name Nikto? #monsterdon

"She's coming around" And her perm is almost set too. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

Why is her mouth twitching? #Monsterdon

Was this all an elaborate way to get rid of Tony #Monsterdon

HAH! That zoom out of the porthole made me think were were leaving the theater and getting a host segment with the bots for a second.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

Y'all have a good trip back, y'hear? #monsterdon

I wonder if Tony's got any potatoes. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

"Get me the Meteor." *casts Meteor* #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

oh, tony was just getting some brewskis #monsterdon

We have Test Tubes or Beakers! #Monsterdon

"Yep, this is Tony, I was just using the ketchup extractor." #Monsterdon

I have important news too, I needed some beers! #monsterdon

Oh Meteor is just nervous about answering the space phone.
Meteor was rejecting incoming calls.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

"I really wanted to pick up Tony" said like they're out for an afternoon drive #Monsterdon

#monsterdon why are they talking about the bodily functions of the alien like she’s a human

"We'll tell Tony he's not definitely going to die, make his day" #monsterdon

#Monsterdon No, Marooned was a different bad SciFi movie.

Stranded on Phobos? Why doesn't he just grow some potatoes?

#monsterdon

Klaatu. Tony Barrata. Nikto. #Monsterdon

I do like the dusty red planescape whipped by wind, very evocative #monsterdon

Tony's in the bathroom. #Monsterdon

Always feel sorry for Basil Rathbone for losing those sword fights in the swashbuckler movies, him being a 2-time British Army fencing champion. #monsterdon

@yatsu veins they can find _through a spacesuit_ #monsterdon

he took her pulse. good thing Blood Queens have a heart, and you know, veins and stuff. #monsterdon

Yeah... obviously not human... #Monsterdon

Where in scifi movies does bringing the creature into the ship or building ever turn out well?

#QueenOfBlood
#Monsterdon

Mars and the Real Girl (1966)
#Monsterdon

oh hey there we go, finally surprise at being so human-like
#monsterdon

So we maybe have a queen. But we still have no blood.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood