#Monsterdon How DO you drink blood through a spacesuit?

I think the word for the sequence we just saw is SAAAAAAAAAANDSTOOOOOOORM! All part of DEEP HURTING. #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ I'm hoping Phobos has sandworms on it #monsterdon

You know why this movie is red-lit? It should never have been greenlit #monsterdon

We're at the halfway mark and this movie threatening to contain some events in it. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 has it been towed outside the environment then? #monsterdon

@dogwelder OMG you're right!! #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe She just needs a sip of that red, red vino ...

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We want the Queen! #monsterdon

Brb, this movie is finally approaching popcorn territory so I’ll get it started now #Monsterdon

@moira the front fell off. #monsterdon #queenofblood

@Taweret he has a shot collection and you never know if they take Discover card
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@Taweret only 90s kids remember Mars gift shops. #monsterdon

@Taweret Just in case there was a gift shop #Monsterdon

@Taweret In case he needed to buy something, duh. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

can I just say that "rescue" ships should not, themselves, explode? can I say that? is that in question? #monsterdon

I will say this, when the queen faints she doesn't fool around. Bam, she's out for HOURS. #Monsterdon

why did he bring any kind of money with him to Mars tho?

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Is it just me, or does that guy look like Dave THomas from SCTV? #Monsterdon

A crash happened, just trust us here. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Artificial “this spaceship isn’t big enough for the three of us!” Drink! Sorry, wrong game,…

I was going to make a rock paper scissors joke for who gets to live, but then they flipped a coin
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"All I have is paper moon money."
...and good bone structure.

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I hate when I only have Paper Moon Money. #Monsterdon

"Paper moon money" #Monsterdon

paper moon money. same. #monsterdon

??????? #monsterdon #queenofblood

#monsterdon finally an alien! !!!

sooooo she's....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKPLQbl44as

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Aliens wear velvet space suits now? Time to defect! #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

"I know," he says, clearly completely surprised by this information. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

Thanks y'all, I missed the Phobos part!

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@CactuarJoe oh good, I'm not alone. Every time they say his name it puts my teeth on edge.
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Those visors are in no way airtight #Monsterdon

paper moon money! #Monsterdon

@ishiku The audience knows that "phobos" means "fear", but not that "deimos" means "panic". #monsterdon

“We have amazing news for you! You can save 15% or more by switching to Geico” #Monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor Maybe Blood refers to the gang they all belong to #monsterdon

@trixter I keep hearing them say "Meatier" Like- the other one was named Jucier but then the space vampire got ahold of it or something #monsterdon

@YsengrinWolf Yeah, they're on phobos, a moon of mars. #monsterdon #queenofblood

The rescue ship doesn't have room for anyone they're rescuing? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Alien sighting at long last!

Caught themselves an Orion Slavegirl, apparently #Monsterdon

Oh hell, Marlene Dietrich's back in town. #Monsterdon

Finally, I think we got a Blood Queen. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

@RobynGoodfellow I love the extremely inaccurate globe painted on them. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

More breast shaped architecture... Well I guess that is tradition for rocket science.
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Why's it always Phobos and never Deimos that gets the spotlight in sci-fi stories? #Monsterdon

@jonny All right, Mick Jagger #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow pretty sure walking around in that one set was footage from another movie so yeah I think they match... acceptably. #monsterdon

This movie is very lacking in Queens and blood. I was promised both
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Yes, yes 17 mins #Monsterdon

Not since Gene Kelly’s phone call scene in On the Town has a flirting scene been this hot 🤣 #Monsterdon

they don't have mics in their helmets? #monsterdon

Wait, is that Mars in the sky? I'm so confused.

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He's "releasing the observation satellite" IYKWIM gotta use that one when I need to duck out of a zoom meeting at work. #monsterdon

Oh hey it's the poster for the original RUssian movie this stole all the effects from.
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WhoahoahoaHOA 😛 #Monsterdon

Some kind of orb phrase must now be on all #Monsterdon
Bingo cards.

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"Martian Girls are dying to meet you!" #Monsterdon

Friendly Banter ✅ #Monsterdon

Astronaut James? Do you think they'll see Astronaut Jones? #Monsterdon

and then in the subsequent 5 minutes we are in a completely different movie with very little explanation #monsterdon

@trixter You can't put a proper meteor deflector on it, did they think of that? #monsterdon

Yep, that's Dennis Hopper. Damn, he's young in this movie. #Monsterdon

... and they have spacesuits with gloves!

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Dennis Hopper looks less hippie or crazed old man than I am used to.
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so many reels so many many reels of tape #monsterdon

@seekingfreedom Something to do with all that hair spray maybe. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

i like these paper maché planets #Monsterdon

RELEASE THE OBSERVATION SATELLITES #Monsterdon

@brion #Monsterdon Why not both? 😂

I keep waiting for doctor Faraday to suggest some sort of cage. It's like waiting for a title drop, I can *feel* it coming. #Monsterdon

That was a really fast trip from the moon to Mars!

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“You’re either really cool or just the dumbest dudes to ever exist” #Monsterdon

@trixter judging by how they are calling it "the spaceship meteor" i feel like the writers were bitter about it #monsterdon

@jesse_saenz they didn't have the budget for a corpse. #monsterdon

So there's a Dr. Faraday ... and a dead astronaut on Mars.

"you are either fools or very brave men"

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Well at least the dead astronaut was single, no big deal #monsterdon

@cheribaker
Хороший!

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I'm answering the phone "hello, meteor" from now on. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Land on Phobos, the moon named after fear! More thematic goodness!

Naming a spaceship "Meteor" seems potentially really confusing. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

vampires are from mars, women are from #monsterdon

@WhiskeySailor That student was ALBERT EINSTEIN #monsterdon #queenofblood

Love a good "exposition via newspaper headline'

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These movies are so incredibly Aesthetic. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

@jonny opposite of last week's "We now join our movie already in progress" movie #Monsterdon

Wait. Did yall steal this from another movie too? Is that why most of the guys in this are indistinguishable pasty white guys? TO match up to some Russian space flick?
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They couldn't afford licensing fees for genuine Reebok helmets so they were stuck with IIST. #Monsterdon

Oh man, is Dennis Hopper about to get drained of life by Space Carmilla :D #Monsterdon

meanwhile, in a better movie #monsterdon

@strangefour That's college radio in the 90's for you. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

@bunnyhero The tension is mounting #monsterdon

@fufu

If you figure out what's going on, tell us.

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I want you to come on

onn

and wreck my car

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What even are those cosmic dowsing rods for? #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

#Monsterdon. Yup, that’s, uh, very definitely a red planet. How… thematic.

...Calm down, Tchaikovsky, it's just a barren landscape. No need to blow the orchestra all at once >_> #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon landing a rocket is like taking off in one, but backwards & in heels.