This spaceship has ropes for tying someone up but not locks for the doors?
Shipboard shibari must be a hobby for the crew.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood
Catfight! Catfight! #Monsterdon
@unlofl the ship-wide telecom is only for the bedtime alarm #monsterdon
Huge hole in a vein- no big deal! #Monsterdon
Somehow the space vampire figured out how to get past our sophisticated restraints made of rope
@brion It's just that Treehouse of Horror episode from the Simpsons with the "How to Cook Humans" cookbook #Monsterdon
I knew she was hot #monsterdon
How big is that ship?! When something is up, why doesn't anybody just yell "HEY! HEY EVERYBODY!" #Monsterdon
@aprilfollies well, most of them? #iDontKnowTheRules #monsterdon
look slower! #Monsterdon
Eats blood but is afraid of her own blood....okay #monsterdon
And John Saxon isn't just shoving her out an airlock after she drank the one guy who most wanted to keep her alive?
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood
Man that is the worst attempt at restraints I've ever seen. She didn't even need to use eye magic go get free #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe worst silver-age superman #monsterdon
Vampire lady has heat rays in her eyes ...
She's safe because girl blood is full of cooties. It's SCIENCE. #Monsterdon
Queen of Blood from Whoville
Pretty sure the manual says your not supposed to have any open flames on your nuclear space ship, lady
@Taweret Fool us once, shame on you. Fool us twice, omfg #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Now taking bets on whether female astronauts are immune to maser eyes.
experts on space, sure. experts on knots? no. #monsterdon
tarantula lashes #monsterdon #queenofblood
Heat vision! SHe's kryptonian! #Monsterdon
OMG. She's like a cat sneaking up on a mouse. Buddy you is the mouse.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood
"This childish fear of the needle. Some kind of phobia"
Or, you know, maybe you meet people unlike you and they speak a language you can't understand and they try to earn your trust for 5 minutes and then restrain your body and produce a huge needle, maybe it's that
@Taweret To be fair, he was really hitting on her a lot #monsterdon
I feel like they should have strapped her down after Paul was eaten #Monsterdon
@OldRustBucket Mega?! #monsterdon
this guy
Maser eyes!!!!!! #monsterdon
who would've thought the alien who murdered one of us and drank his blood would do it again?
(βHypnotizeβ by The White Stripes starts playing) #Monsterdon
If we run out of plasma we'll have to put Snickers bars into a blender for her #monsterdon
Only killed half of them before they decide to restrain her. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Looks like we have our next menu itemβ¦
@starkraving666 hush, that's how he flirts. #monsterdon #queenofblood
#monsterdon βit will be necessaryβ¦β
β¦to make smoothies?
"Is it really different from having a patient onboard who needs regular plasma transfusions?" -- you mean to say she's a Martian billionaire? Wonder if the rich ppl got ideas from this movie? #QueenOfBlood #monsterdon
i, too, am dangerous when i'm hungry #monsterdon
they are really taking the mind controlling blood queen on board in stride, probably the least xenophobic alien movie you could ask for #monsterdon
This guy going on about blood transfusions and the scientist in the original "The Thing" are both cut from the same cloth. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood
Yeah, no problem, we'll just keep mixing up some blood plasma Capri Suns for the Queen of Blood. #Monsterdon
I'm pretty sure the cross they need is a section of a klein bottle?! #monsterdon
βBilly you absolutely cannot go see that filthy, godless, tiddiefull filmβ
βBut Mom, they pray to God in it! Itβs a Christian movie, I swear!!β
Dave THomas is about to die. Hoser. #Monsterdon
When you meet an alien for the first time, be sure to sip on the same backwashed water bottle
βi need some exerciseβ?????
@Taweret see, she is only dangerous when she is hungry because I just know that without any evidence
#Monsterdon
@trixter She was sizing them up like she was deciding which melon was the most ripe. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood
@neia srsly, obligatory prayer sequence would've been a good bingo card entry #monsterdon
The different emergency plans are just different religious passages thematically appropriate for whatever alien lifeform caused the death #Monsterdon
That's quite a workout room. #Monsterdon
I forgot how openly Christian old films could be. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood
...I swear to god if the Queen of Blood gets beaten by Christianity at the end of this space movie I will plotz. #Monsterdon
did they srsly leave the alien alone with someone else? who's watching her?
@aprilfollies more like a Martian (human) trap :D #monsterdon #QueenOfBlood
@cheribaker i assumed smoking or drinking meant drinking alcohol, despite that gratuitous water drinking scene lmao #monsterdon
#Monsterdon βCause unknown?β You just discussed the cause! At length!
@OldRustBucket nah all the corpses are just gonna orbit the ship #avenue11 #monsterdon #queenofblood
We now commit the body of our brave comrade to the deep. The traditional plastic bin liner is part of our spacefaring culture. #Monsterdon
@OldRustBucket hopping hurts when you have no blood? #monsterdon
She sucked him off. In a BAD way #monsterdon
@strangefour He'll make a nice BBQ in eight, ten hours of slow roasting #monsterdon
Dead Dennis Hopper is much smaller than living Dennis Hopper. #Monsterdon
@fufu I also wondered that. A Venus (fly) trap? #Monsterdon
Men will excuse anything if she's got nice tiddies smh #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood
love the "she's advanced but primitive" hypothesis from whatshisname. of course, her skin isn't white π #monsterdon
βItβs not very pleasant, so Iβm just not going to tell youβ #monsterdon
@WhiskeySailor @Louisa KEEP ROLLING #monsterdon #queenofblood
Blood Queen waking up "Hey has anyone seen my bloodbag? Wait you AIRLOCKED it? That was still half full!" #monsterdon
that scream was bingo baby. I counted thunder or lightning from the electrical interference when they were traveling around the moon or whatever
#monsterdon #monsterdonBingo
@Louisa
should we do another take?
No! It's good enough!
#Monsterdon
There must be conflict because the trumpets and theremins have become violins
@YsengrinWolf That might be the length? π€· #monsterdon
Dennis Hopper's corpse passes by John Hurt's corpse #monsterdon
@yatsu I think there was something in that hippie she ate. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood
wait, if she can make food herself using the chlorophyll, why does she need to drink blood?? so confused! #QueenOfBlood #monsterdon
#Monsterdon and Philosophy, forthcoming from Routledge
Everyone but Allen seems pretty chill about Paul being murdered. #Monsterdon
"We found the astronaut dead."
Dr: *Slight eyebrow raise* #Monsterdon
@socketwench We don't know she's a queen. She might be a mere duchess... OF BLOOD #monsterdon
#Monsterdon βSheβs much to preciousβ¦β He knows she sees him as lunch and he still wants to, mmm, βstudyβ her.
Infantilizing the alien, yay. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood
Oh nice the social commentary section! #Monsterdon
Wassa matta wid you, Paul? #monsterdon
Pick up that blood! #monsterdon
Wait, is the ship's name Demeter?
"She comes from a highly evolved planet" #mars #QueenOfBlood #monsterdon
jeez, ma'am, get a napkin at least. #monsterdon
Aliens have yet to master napkin technology. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood
Oh I think I got ahead for once. Normally I am behind but I guess I 1.25x ed a little too much after screen capping slowed me down.
#Monsterdon
*stretching* sure hope my buddy didnβt get space vampired #monsterdon
She's a martian vampire!! #QueenOfBlood #monsterdon
Scream! #Monsterdon
And guess who is the lower animals?!?! #monsterdon
Alien make out session, Dennis Hopper scores! #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Paulβs feeling a little drained.
@trixter Can you blame her? She basically woke up surrounded by walking, talking fried chicken. #Monsterdon
Sorry to see him go, young Dennis Hopper was my favorite part of this movie. #Monsterdon