@blogdiva I bet they'd be good bait if you want to go catfishing #monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow @Taweret Yeah, the Soviet SFX were quality #monsterdon

thanks as always @Taweret , an exceedingly odd one :) #monsterdon

That was some cheesy space cheese. Orbtastic! Thanks for hosting @Taweret! #Monsterdon

Bad ending, but fun watch. Loved all those Soviet era space effects. Thanks again @Taweret! for hosting! I'm going back to The Cone and writing some better ending treatments. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

With all the talk at the end about feeling the Sun on their faces, I kinda hoped our astronauts would discover they were vampires now too. #monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

Well, that sure was a movie that was signed off on and made. Thanks for hosting @Taweret@octodon.social!

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Dude what are you gonna do with those eggs? That is a very wicked smile... I think some Egon style mood slime studying is gonna happen. Ewww.
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@annathepiper Movie should've ended with alien tadpoles on lox, with a schmear. #Monsterdon

I liked the end where they gave the extra the direction "sorta shake this cookie sheet a little so it looks like they're alive." #Monsterdon

Oh, I like the end credits #monsterdon

You know what would have been a better ending than that? ANYTHING! #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

That's a wrap on #Monsterdon. That was surely one of the movies of all time.

Thanks as always to @Taweret for sending out the #MonsterdonAlert

@yatsu Hopefully Dr. Faraday will just get bit #monsterdon

Basil Rathbone is excited to eat alien eggs! Delightfully delicious!
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I have 16 minutes left, how can this plot POSSIBLY tie up in 16 minutes lol

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Laura James transitions and just reverses her names. #Monsterdon

etiner etiner bo betner #monsterdon

this extremely lax spacefaring society deserves it frankly #monsterdon

THAT'S IT!!?? That wasn't even an ending. Jello molds and CUT okay.. just assume everyone on earth is dead in a week. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

Are these aliens anything to worry about? They seem to only hypnotize people one at a time, and they sure seem like they're vulnerable to the ultimate human defense: bullets. #Monsterdon

And here are the names of the persons responsible. #monsterdon

So mad that "THE END" didn't have a question mark fade in. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

They don't have a platter of pulsating orbs in Soviet special effects, by gods!! Go USA!!

#QueenOfBlood
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And how's Tony doing?

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They really lingered on that final shot of the pulsating eggs #Monsterdon

Basil Rathbone's Jello Salad Takes Over Earth #monsterdon #headlineNews

Oh these eggs are gonna go GREAT in Grandma’s hotdog jello casserole #Monsterdon

OR IS IT!? dun dun DUNNNN #Monsterdon

@strangefour Maybe it was the movie that laid an egg? #monsterdon

Dr. Faraday looks like he's going to eat an Alien omelet #Monsterdon

Some weird lookin jello shots huh
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Jello tadpoles! #Monsterdon

I read this as really a black comedy in the end #monsterdon

If Faraday had seen a xenomorph he'd be the dude who calls it beautiful before dying horribly #Monsterdon

That's how you get ants #monsterdon

"Well...I tried." Humanity's response to clearly identifiable and avoidable disaster. #Monsterdon

@trixter it kinda was? In inbreed European nobles anyway. #Monsterdon

think of all the time she spent pooping eggs out everywhere. Have you considered flying it into the sun? #monsterdon #queenofblood

And so another Monsterdon goes shambling out into the night. #monsterdon

Okay, but who reproduces via jello salad?

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THE END????? #Monsterdon

Aaaaand they come out of the next room covered in vampire babies draining their veins dry. #Monsterdon

"Well, I tried 🤷" #Monsterdon

This scientist should make a secure container to house the alien eggs. Call it a Farraday Cage #monsterdon

“Right Laura?” pfffffft like you care #Monsterdon

I tried

oh lord, how I tried

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What's the matter babe you've hardly touched your alien roe in aspic #monsterdon

I'll give the movie this: I didn't expect the _dude_ to be the one who gets the "oh calm down" speech from Basil Rathbone. #Monsterdon

She laid eggs! Quick someone get a baby Yoda to devour all these tasty tadpoles.
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

Those look more like sugar beets than eggs tbh #monsterdon

Only Dr. Faraday is exited about this tomato-like eggs that seem to be dancing to some inaudible martian tune #QueenOfBlood #monsterdon

We'll take every precaution- come on in fellas and get some handfuls of eggs with your bare hands!
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this guy has concocted an entire story about her being a queen because she is a hemophiliac and then therefore also a queen bee intent on eating humanity because she lays a bunch of balloons and is somehow the voice of reason #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I … an egg…? Plant humanoid lays eggs. Sure, why not. “Wonderful!” Yeah, fabulous…

I don't know why this is a dilemma, a pointy stick is enough to kill them instantly...
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@strangefour Princess bride:after dark? #Monsterdon

Trust the Science. #monsterdon

Oh sure, Susan, the scientists'll defintely be able to contain the space alien eggs. I'm sure they won't break out in spectacular ways in the sequel. #Monsterdon

They spend so much time around that dome and I never see any popcorn being made #monsterdon

This is the dumbest scientist in the world. #Monsterdon

🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈 #monsterdon #queenofblood

A hemophiliac radish woman!
That makes her royalty???
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#monsterdon why did they not ever even try to make smoothies with their food to see if she’d eat it

"They'll keep it under control." OH HONEY. Have you NEVER seen a sci-fi horror movie before? #Monsterdon

@Taweret And taste it! you know! might be maple sy ... but its red I SAID MIGHT BE MAPLE SYRUP #Monsterdon

Wait does her outfit change from red to green or did I miss her changing clothes at some point? Did she strip?
#Monsterdon #QueenofBlood

@brion She kinda looks Hapsburgy #monsterdon

@otheorange_tag #Monsterdon Object permanence is for other people.

she laid some cherry tomato-looking eggs before dying #QueenOfBlood #monsterdon

The Queen of Blood left them an egg in this trying time. #Monsterdon

#QueenOfBlood
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John Saxon: Well, I hope this turd does not ruin my career.

Basil Rathbone: After my distinguished career, I end up with this turd.

Dennis Hopper: Holy Sh*t! I look pretty good. I think I can make it in handsome lead roles in mainstream family films.

Sure, hemophilia is common among royalty, why not. #Monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

Wait, those were RIGHT THERE and you didn't notice this whole time? O_o #Monsterdon

The royalty of the QoB's planet are inbred hemophiliacs too? What a coincidence #monsterdon

She lays balloons. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Bled to death… suuuuuure. You filled her with plasma for days and she loses three ounces and dies? Not buying it!

@aprilfollies A bit worried these guys don't know something persists once out of view. #NodToOnionArticle #monsterdon

And why isn't the movie over? #monsterdon

"A hemophiliac - Perhaps she was some sort of royalty where she came from!"
LMAO
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But with the alien dead, now who is going to fuck off into the sea? #monsterdon

Nope John Saxon is only mostly dead.
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she's bled (green blood) to death from a small scratch.. oof

#QueenOfBlood #monsterdon

Surprisingly little blood for someone who bled to death.

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Hemophiliac, perhaps she was some sort of royalty. Well that explains it, looking forward to the sequal with the habsburg chin vampires #monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social When it's from a novel alien, you need to see how it tastes, of course.
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OMG! Do we have a Final Girl?
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again, i say:

????????????

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make sure you tie it real loose, yeah, just like that #monsterdon

@otheorange_tag Depends on personal preference. Like, is green skin and a blood addiction a turn-off…? #Monsterdon

So a Space Salmon Vampire..okay #monsterdon

And OH YEAH "Monster Escapes" for when she burned out of her bonds. #Monsterdon

Where did the vampire get this change of clothes?

And she did change her hair after the space helmet came off, right?

#monsterdon #QueenOfBlood

Y'know maybe when she saw the needle she just thought taking blood for sustenance was normal for humans? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon so the Orion-Romulan-SpaceVampire is scared of the sight of her own blood? That tracks.

She's dangerous- we'd better separate to make it easier for her. #Monsterdon

Ooh, there's BLOOD! for the bingo card. #Monsterdon

She bleeds phthalo green!! #Monsterdon

"Why am I damp and laying down? Did I miss something fun?" #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Terrible table manners. Female astronaut not masered, check.