awww baby serpent yay

Shame for it to be getting shot at

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looking back, the two people that died less than 5 minutes into this film had the right idea. #monsterdon

i can bring my own potato crisps but it's just not the same

cronch cronch cronch

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How are there still 20 minutes left

Could we be getting an actual resolution 😮

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Keep Carradine away from all those ropes! #monsterdon #q

The Irish guy is the 2006 Green Party candidate for governor of New York. Lost to Eliot Spitzer. #monsterdon

read him his bird rights

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The Apocalypse: Jimmy in Charge #monsterdon

Donuts on 57th floor!

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Unfortunately for them, none were well versed in bird law.

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@Lazarou Honestly, it really does explain a lot...

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@amyfou Me too but there are too many humans in this movie doing too many things for me to hold out much hope

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Maybe if they get Rupert Murdoch down there he will get eaten by the serpent too

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Surprisingly compact briefcase allegedly containing $1M in cash

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@ryan huge miss not making Q able to project thoughts telepathically into everyone's internal dialogue but that's the cost of not having them in the movie at all and instead just making it about this random guy that sucks #monsterdon

@Lazarou Rupert Murdoch is approximately 38,000 years old so yeah, probably

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Q swoops in right now with i heard u were gonna rat on me bitch #monsterdon

@nhgeek I'm guessing, "very". #Monsterdon

Our protagonist could be a bit smarter.

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🐲 THE WINGED TRIVIA 🐉

Considered for Michael Moriarty's part:
* Eddie Murphy

For David Carradine's part:
* Bruce Willis

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Assault by desperate-ass reporters
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Yeah, get RUPERT down here, get that fucker eaten #Monsterdon

OH! I get it. This is how you make the cops look good. By making the protagonist human slime.
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Yikes #Monsterdon

Jimmy’s a bit too Trumplike… #Monsterdon

christ quinn is stupid

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usually in a monster movie the plot is about the monster and what its deal is and how they are gonna deal with them and instead this movie is about this guy for no reason #monsterdon

The most ridiculous thing about this movie—after Carradine's acting—is that no one sees where this giant flying beast goes.

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They keep calling it "the bird" makes me think this is a remake of The Giant Claw. #Monsterdon

Anybody else getting big Verbal Klimt vibes from Moriarty's limp here?

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i hope Q beheads this guy so he can;t casually drop any more slurs #monsterdon

I fucking knew I saw that commissioner in something, he was on Oz!

Also he's Frank McCourt's brother yadda yadda

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@Lazarou we didn't all go to GUDGER COLLGE

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@jchaven I've got that tune in my head now #monsterdon

It would be great if somebody photoshopped David carradine's serpent drawing into those photos of trump and bush doodling in meetings #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

COURT ROOM ACTION TIME! With Michael Moriarty acting his sleazy little butt off as his own attorney.
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"We'll have 2 coffees and I'm gonna pay the bill." he says like he's ordered a case of dom perignon. #monsterdon

Me 🤝 David Carradine

Doodling dragons instead of paying attention to meetings.

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@davesdogmaggie When I dip,
you dip,
we dip

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The Mighty Quinn

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#Monsterdon We have #CoffeeSign!!!!

did Trump learn everything from this guy's negotiating?

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"anything else?" #monsterdon

Later that night ...

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"I'm pissing all over you just like I pissed all over the Chrysler building!" #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

Put your hands on your hips.

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I'm also just asking for a Nixon-like pardon, @th0tleader

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The two hour corridor conversation with the police captain took my mom out of it. #monsterdon

@Lazarou you misspelled "2"

(j/k)

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"I'm just asking for a Nixon-like pardon" #monsterdon

Where is this guys lawyer to talk him down
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Guy negotiates about as well as Dr Evil. #monsterdon #q

I think it would be good if there was a version of Dog Day Afternoon or The French Connection where a giant serpent just pops in and eats people.

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New York is famous for good eating #Monsterdon

Didn't she know that birds like shiny things #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

His head is like a big giant egg, maybe that's why the Winged Serpent favours him?

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Who's got aerial stock footage of NYC?
We've got aerial stock footage of NYC!

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David Carradine as Laios. #monsterdon (sorry Laios)

Did the police commissioner also steal Pee Wee's bike? #monsterdon #q

David is not a police artist. #Monsterdon

Carradine jumping to some crazy Sherlock conclusions here linking weird murders and ritual killings. Does he know he's in a movie?
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consummate V's
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#monsterdon By the way, if anyone waits until the next scene with the giant serpent egg in it and pipes up with a gag about python packaging, they're gonna get fed to Quetzalcoatl

@diazona @YsengrinWolf I *think* there have been enough incidental sightings at this point that I'll buy it as only useful for whatever big Q is eating.

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I love how NYC cops are suddenly experts on winged serpent behavior.
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A SECOND QUETZALCOATL HAS HIT THE TOWERS #monsterdon #q

New York Rooftops! Terrifying! #monsterdon

The commissioner of police you say? I'll get right on it! #monsterdon

So she is crying about this loser? #monsterdon

Quetzalcoatl sure is a messy eater. #monsterdon

"I'm becoming kind of a... bird watcher" -- me, after being on mastodon too long

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Chryslercam 6 ahoy!

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Carradine is TERRIBLE. Like he can barely get the lines out.

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wait so the plots intersect by this guy becoming a snitch on the fucking sky snake #monsterdon

@Lazarou

Who would? Maybe a priest?

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WE HAVE FULL FRONTAL MONSTER!
45 minutes in. Half way, not bad.
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"throw me in the Jail, see if that stops me scatting, it'll only make me scat MORE!"

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idk if it's possible to fly right in line with the sun when it's possible for people to stand in more than one place #monsterdon

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This is very Kojak-level dialogue.

And we know the giant serpent commutes because have you seen the property prices in NYC? And if you can fly in, you don't even have to worry about traffic!

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It's not murder if an animal you don't own eats someone.
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Carradine completed the Bill Shatner Actors' Studio seminar shortly before they started filming this one

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I love Carradine's hard-boiled lockjaw delivery here.
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The gall to suggest that the winged serpent god commutes from Jersey

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"It could be over in jersey somewhere!"

Oh come on. No self-respecting god lives in fucking New Jersey 9_9 #Monsterdon

New York is famous for good eating! #monsterdon

My eyes, my ears, my brain! This is Weaponized Acting. #monsterdon

moriarty is all in with a character performance and carradine is just kinda there. just getting a paycheck

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Cops exposing their belt-guns helps to identify their copness
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BORN TO DIE
BIRB IS A FUCK

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And then Birdman turns himself in ...

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"Birds have to eat seven times their weight each day just to stay alive" - David Carradine #monsterdon

a very large bird lol #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

I like turtles.
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I love the way Carradine talks about THE GIANT DRAGON like he's a hustler Carradine wants to bust for tax evasion. #Monsterdon

@Taweret So does he, it seems.
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I DO like the treatment.

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oh yeah i keep forgetting carradine is in this

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@CactuarJoe A good proper dragon! With all it's wings and legs.
And nothing like old art of Quetzalcoatl. #Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent

i expected that a sky snake would just hover at all times due to not having legs and perhaps have a sort of sparkling at least embering aura #monsterdon