#monsterdon I'll give it this, it's got more claw than "The Giant Claw"

@plaidtron3000 EVERY DAY IS SHUT THE FUCK UP FRIDAY

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

I know Moriarty is supposed to have mentally snapped or something, but his giggling mumbles are really pissing me off, I can't even tell if he intended for Q to kill those guys or if it just happened

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@Lazarou

"The Claw says who will stay and who will go."
- Those Little Creatures in "Toys"

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@diazona women were too dry maybe? #monsterdon

nobody limps like Moriarty

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GOD DAMN YOU, QUETZALCOATL IS AN ACTUAL FEATHERED SERPENT YOU FUCKS, NO ARMS, NO LEGS AND FUCKING FEATHERS. I HATE YOU SO MUCH
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Okay these swimmers are definitely ...yup

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#Monsterdon This is turning into an adult New York City version of #ThePit.
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Claw cam! And, extra stop motion animation!

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@kcarp @lysdexic THE DEMOCRATS don't want you to know this. they don't want you to know. they keep pushing through their RADICAL ANTI SKY SNAKE AGENDA while still taking millions and millions of dollars in diamonds from the sky snake. They don't want you to... they have SECRET MEETINGS at the top of the EMPIRE STATE BUILDING. it's true. #monsterdon

That's definitely someone eating potato chips into the mic
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Y'know, if they just left the dragon alone the asbestos'll kill it in twenty or thirty years. #Monsterdon

This movie keeps on doing fascinating bits with referential imagery, but I don't think it means anything.

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Movie, I want *more* chomp. Not more bumbling organized crime man.

Chomp. Okay?

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so many code violations!

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@Lazarou It's traditional for the second child to have a crib made of guns

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meat walls

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God I really wish I could've taken a photo of the face my mom made when the background vocal scatting kicked in. #Monsterdon

Oh wow, there are actual actors in this, am I watching the right one? #monsterdon

Michael Moriarty runs through the bustling city streets with all the grace and panache of the Patterson-Gimlin bigfoot

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It's called a "fire escape" because instead of firing the gun, you escape #monsterdon

Did... Did Q just trip a guy on the 80th floor?
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Andre the Giant and Luigi Linguini chase The Lollipop Man through the streets of NYC to some *truly* scat music. #Monsterdon

meanwhile in sesame street

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Legend has it that Moriarty only agreed to do this movie if he could sing in it. #Monsterdon

Who is singing(?) #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

Better get my coat!

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What the hell

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This the guy who said "I've got a gun and I know how to use it." #monsterdon

I assume this is what the scatting earlier was foreshadowing

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@fabio that's some good flaying , can't waste that! #monsterdon

wow this petty criminal has a huge apartment (or is it his girlfriend's?)
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@neia I *think* they're saying that Quetzcoatl, Rocs, and Thunderbirds are all the same thing.

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@gnomon that's enough quetzy, don't play with your food #monsterdon

white guys struggling to pronounce Quetzalcoatl bingo card unlock #monsterdon

"At one time, the whole world was covered with all kinds of birds..." Well, dinosaurs aren't exactly birds, but maybe that's close enough?

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oh hey they said the word cool

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A cult *and* a monster. Nice

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They spent too much money on the flaying scene to use it only once #monsterdon

so i went through a period of eating different kinds really big or weird eggs for fun a while back
canada goose, peacock, duck...
can you imagine frying or hardboiling an egg that size
omg

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lol, another overacting builder, so many Broadway washups in Construction here

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dramatic music sting for the world trade center? Gave me chills

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Maybe he just *hearts* New York? #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

OMG THE TWIN TOWERS

QUETZALCOATL DID 9/11

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I'M FREEEEE AS A BIRD NOW

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#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent there were no rebar caps on the work site. Very unsafe

Dude's skin carves like a cheap sheet cake. #Monsterdon

this is the weirdest spa treatment

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And now, for something entirely different: a ritual flaying

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"...eeeeevil dreams, and a nest, with an egg, but there aren't eggs that big, and a big hole in the roof so it can get in and get out"
"I'm sorry sir, this is a Wendy's"

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when does Jimmy Quinn get sacrificed? is it now? ... how about now? #monsterdon

The real horror here is the acting and knowing it won't stop. #monsterdon

"No but I'm supposed to be a man"

Well it's not workin' for you, there are other options. #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie I smell Curator Shenanigans! #monsterdon

toxic masculinity and #monsterdon

"I stink and I want to cry"

yeah that's a mood
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Was there a script, or is he just winging it through this? I RAN TWICE IN ONE DAY #monsterdon #q

"Will you shaddap!"

Loveable guy >_> #Monsterdon

You deserve better than Jimmy, lady

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let's see, late 70s/early80s new york not seven locks on the door? movie you are failing to live up to the stereotypes

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Now I don't have to feel bad if he dies.

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@allanb Mom says "it's probably Prell, the only shampoo there was back then" #monsterdon #q

ffs carradine #monsterdon #jumpscare

If it bleeds I can kill it. And it's not a god. or whatever. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

@kcarp @lysdexic the city budget is already stretched to the limit filling up all our skyscrapers with skeletons, must be nice to be an east coast liberal elite and be able to afford protecting yourselves from giant murderous sky snakes, to us they're a way of life #monsterdon

I'm getting Kill Bill vibes #monsterdon

if you can make it there you can make it anywhere as a willing sacrificial victim, fuhgeddaboutit #monsterdon #newyorknewyork

I think the NYPD really went downhill when they stopped wearing 3-piece suits

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Oh god. Carradine in a bath robe. DON'T LET HIM TAKE THE BELT OFF #monsterdon #q

I have no doubt that this curator is up to some sort of mischief. #Monsterdon

Is that his daughter? whoops, guess not

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I'm trying to work out what cultures are represented in this "Aztec" exhibit. None of them seem to be Aztec...

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I wonder what the lbs per button that vest is holding back

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@Newpa_Hasai I KNOW RIGHT we were trying to figure out how go FUCK MOVIE WHAT in a joke and failing

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

he's really struggling to get those lines out

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@gnomon Maybe it has babies to feed

(I'm hoping)

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Neat visual effect. But it's a shame that NONE of the New Yorkers look out a window as something so big to block out the entire sun flies by. #monsterdon

Well, that's certainly a Pigeon ✅.

A horrific, skeleton-carrying, flesh eating pigeon. Didn't see that coming! Ha.

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CSI: Mythological Edition #monsterdon

The construction company's union has new negotiating material.
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PPE regulations must be upgraded to mandate serpent proof hardhats #Monsterdon

Hey, I'm constructin' here! Fufgettaboutit!

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biology fact: everyone is so crunchy #monsterdon

Did Q just steal that guy's twinkies? #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

I just started watching tonight's #monsterdon movie and uh.

Tubi gave me an ad for Candy Crush

What year is it?!

That's a normal Manhattanite reaction to touching a pigeon. The skeleton's presence is incidental #Monsterdon

"Lol, we stole his sandwiches and now he's dead, jerkoff" - Friendship

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Me at work next year: "If anyone ate my sandwich I'm going to shove those thermoses up your asses one at a time."

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for having its entire owner eaten out from under it, that is a CLEAN bracelet #monsterdon

loot that body / loot that body / gonna loot that body now / playin' my flute while i look that lady's body

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

I mean if you have an opportunity to piss off the edge of a giant skyscraper, you should 1000000% take it #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

He's not gonna let this day go without stealing SOMEONE's jewlery. #monsterdon #q

"I'm almost afraid of everything, but I've never been afraid of heights. *giggle"
That is a weird line and an even weirder line read. Kinda works.
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Those bones are reminding me of the show 'Bones' and also of the aftermath of a BBQ

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Ok where are the Mothra fairies #monsterdon

@SpaceLifeForm "One would tie an onion to the belt to use the phone..." #monsterdon

was his dick out for that?

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That'll make a big omelet #monsterdon

Go for it Quinn, make the mother of all omelettes! #Monsterdon