You know, Jimmy might be kinda dumb. #Monsterdon

Of course the dragon was smart and had an Heir and a Spare

THE END

Also Carradine did his best Cop Kung Foo and we got a small time crook to bumble and mumble and stumble around awhile and some Aztec Cult Stuff to fill the time.

Could have used More Dragon but still a delightfully wretched #Monsterdon performance thanks @Taweret !

That film was like listening to a couple of NYC bros having a really sloppy lunch in the next booth at a Casa Hacienda where they offer bottomless queso and chips.

Just the crunchiest, greasiest EEEEEY GABBAGOO why eye oughta I'M WAAAAAALKIN' 'EYAH! ever recorded. #Monsterdon

Remember, assholes. WE VOTED FOR THIS. This is the pitfall of democracy. The terror of the majority. #monsterdon #q

that... was bad

really, really bad

so, so bad

#monsterdon

"I'm not saying shit for you."
Being a scumbag keeps him alive.
Cultists don't die easy.
#Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent

We once again both thank and blame @Taweret for the majesty and travesty of tonight's film.

#monsterdon #q

So not only do they have machine guns, they are shooting tracer rounds?

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

@kcarp MIME COP

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

I'm confused, did Michael Moriarty get to keep the money or not? #Monsterdon

So, Quetzalcoatl makes multiple nests? Just leaves the eggs to hatch on their own (kinda reptilian of her).

#Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent

ALSO WHAT ABOUT MIME COP??? #Monsterdon

Bruce Carradine was THE VICTIM.

WHICH FUCKING VICTIM, YOU ASSHOLES?

THERE WERE SO MANY.

SORRY ABOUT THE CAPSLOCK

NO I'M NOT

#monsterdon #q

fucking off into the abandoned attic

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

#monsterdon whatever the trope is called for "needs to be killed several times" that cult guy just set a record for number of times in under a minute or something.

She's landed on a stepped pyramid. Poor baby. Dying in a place like her ancestors used to perch on.
#Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent

and as monsterdon movies do, it just suddenly ends

ty for joining, everyone!

#monsterdon

Oh, sequel potential! #monsterdon

@gnomon guessing it's 'cuz the commissioner told him to cover up the human sacrifice stuff
#monsterdon

Setting up the sequel! #monsterdon #q

Why are we going into a burned down castle #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

why was that whole movie about that guy who learned nothing and had no character development and whose only purpose was to tell the cops where the bird was? #monsterdon

Oooh baby Q

Now I'm torn about whether I want a sequel to exist

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon They better leave one hell of tip for the maid service, that's all I have to say.

Realistic cop shooting the sacrifice, immediately making excuses “he was comin’ fer me” #Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

Typical cop such a poor shot it takes like a dozen rounds to down a guy stick to Kung Foo Carradine #Monsterdon

OH NO Q IS AT THE DOOR DON'T ANSWER IT #Monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social Was he empowered by the sacrifices to the Wingèd Serpent?

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

wait. was that guy a zombie? is that what just happened? what just happened?

#monsterdon

@strangefour best scene in the movie #monsterdon

oh good, the racist responsible for multiple deaths survived #monsterdon

W...why does this guy have an Indian accent???? #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

Unless your expecting a pizza, you never open the door.

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

Why are some of these people rolling?

Is there some kind of stop-drop-and-roll procedure for giant lizard attacks? #monsterdon

okay that whole sequence was fantastic

#monsterdon

7 minutes left, you are NOT telling me that Jimmy Quinn survives. #monsterdon

In the end those were actually pretty decent shots of Q chomping on the cops

Definitely worthy of an acting reel

#Monsterdon

This is quality shit. 🤩 #Monsterdon

SHAFT NOOO!!! This winged serpent is a bad mother--
#Monsterdon #QtheWingedSerpent

I feel like the effects are getting worse.

They've given up trying to be realistic, time to just go full goofy.

#monsterdon

Me at work next year: "I saw you when you thought you had some fucking power and it was scary."

#Monsterdon

@jonny one of the #Monsterdon deaths of all time for suurre

This serpent, with four legs, deserves to die for being a dummy. #Monsterdon

No, I think you're a great guy.

#monsterdon

HEY YOU FUCKING COPS, ANY BULLET THAT DOESN'T STICK IN THE SERPENT HAS GOT TO LAND SOMEWHERE.

#monsterdon #q

all those bullets go somewhere lads......LOL, copper falls to his death

#monsterdon

I wish this movie had more of Carradine and Moriarity just yelling insults at each other.

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

Basket sniping, the worst job ever
#monsterdon

That kite was the cleverest jump scare in the history of movies.

#Monsterdon

Emergency Budweiser deployed by the police #monsterdon

now we culminate in a rooftop chase. this movie checks all the boxes

#monsterdon

I DON'T NEED YOU. I DON'T NEED ANYTHING. I JUST NEED THIS REMOTE CONTROL...

#monsterdon #q

@annathepiper There was this invisible box around the mime protecting him. #monsterdon

"Stop killing that man!" *shoots the man* #monsterdon

🐲 THE WINGED TRIVIA 🐉

Did you notice the cop-mime was wearing an Amadeus t-shirt?

The famous movie did not come out until later. That shirt was for the popular Broadway play, which was running at the time.

(OK, I said this was trivia)

#Monsterdon
#QTheWingedSerpent

@annathepiper he didn't want to go down on the mime shaft

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

oh good for her
yes do incinerate the trash

#Monsterdon

Jimmy's domestic life is like bad dinner theater #monsterdon

what the hell? it went from daytime with police dude going into the air straight to night time. #monsterdon

they have a lot of books for a couple of dummies

#Monsterdon

If a cop shoots the sacrificial victim, does it still count?

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

#Monsterdon A mime is a terrible thing to waste.

<<Throws bird helmet>>

<<Knocks over 6 cops>>

#monsterdon

@allanb I blame the 80's

#Monsterdon

Cop shoots someone says "He's coming for me! he was coming for me!" lolololol that's how it works ACAB

#monsterdon #q

Literal "he's a comin' right for us" loooool

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

Wait are we supposed to know this guy who is just about to get sacrificed? I can't tell these people apart anymore

#Monsterdon

I really want to know how much of this movie was ad-libbed I don't know if it is possible to deliberately write this kind of dialogue #Monsterdon

Lol is this guy sensually undressing to get religiously sacrificed

#Monsterdon

@apLundell@octodon.social “Send… more… <makes gesture of clipping a badge to shirt and firing a gun>” #monsterdon

Ugh that carpet of chest hair

#monsterdon

No movie, these were not the boobs we were looking for... #monsterdon

WHAT THE HELL was that exchange about the statue of liberty? What??????? #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent

I remember in the 80s that all mimes wore "Amadeus" t-shirts.

#Monsterdon

has anyone even tried calling Animal Control?

#monsterdon

For being the character who is supposed to believe the giant bird is a reincarnation of an Aztec god, David Carradine is being a real asshole right now. #Monsterdon

THE BITCH IS BACK

#monsterdon

The key to surveillance to to blind in and be forgettable
~the guy in mime make up

#monsterdon

mimes don't talk, but this one sings

#monsterdon

Me at work next year: "Take this and stick it up your brain, your small little brain"

#Monsterdon

I appreciate the Cop Mime didn't change out of greasepaint for the arrest. #Monsterdon

The exception to the "mimes don't talk" rule: when they're on a payphone

#monsterdon

NOT THE MAMA

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe they don't care, they have an endless fountain of funding! #monsterdon #NYPD

@allanb Just miming the undercover part though

#Monsterdon

Kill the mime!!!! #monsterdon

I knew mimes couldn't be trusted.

#monsterdon

Take this and stick it up your...your...small little brain 🤣 #Monsterdon

I definitely have the NY Museum of Natural history in my Sim City 4 game. I'm ticking that one off

#monsterdon

Undercover mime, check

#monsterdon

Police Mime. Now there's a series for you. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

for a movie about quezocoatl there's not much quezocoatl #monsterdon

That can't be right. Mimes can't talk.

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

Well, that's a missed chance to kill several of the named characters. Unfortunate.

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

Okay. I've changed my mind. The monster can eat Jimmy now.

#TeamMonster #Monsterdon

It's weird seeing a movie like this with no "We have to keep it alive for SCIENCE" character. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

lol @ street mime undercover cop

#monsterdon

ACASerpentkillers

#monsterdon

ACAB

#Monsterdon

BABY MONSTER IM SCREAMB

#monsterdon