yeah sure blame jersey again go ahead

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

too expensive to set up a second room set to go talk in, so lets keep this between ourselves by stepping two feet to the left #monsterdon

When Kung Fu meets Shaft, you know the monster doesn't stand a chance #monsterdon

oh yeah chief do it I like it rough

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NEVER TALK TO THE COPS, PEOPLE. #monsterdon #q

New Yorkers are a good source of protein. High in bagely goodness.

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Me at work next year: "You have the right to remain silent, so shut the fuck up."

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...That SERPENT has FOUR LEGS

>:(

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The good thing is we're halfway through this.
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He’s being taken in for crimes against acting #monsterdon

Ahhhh!!! Flashbacks!! #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

I keep expecting Moriarty to bust out an extended monologue about the fruit of the poison tree, or collateral estoppel, or something

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#Monsterdon "The Claaaaaaw" :blobfoxangrylaugh:

lol

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#monsterdon MOBSTER CHOMP

(I was waiting for that one, I shan't apologize)

"Yo guys you gotta see this crazy EGG I found the other day" #monsterdon

lol @ first mobster getting it

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who installed carpet on those pipes
how do you vacuum that

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I'M A CHARACTER ACTA

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Oh good, more scatting, over the fire escape....

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Columbia University: where you can major in Mythological Creatures and Minor Inconveniences #monsterdon

@allanb Sesame Street was just a cover job

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I always watch the knife prop in scenes like this.

The blood started coming out of the knife a little too early.

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That dude is totally OK being skinned #monsterdon

#Monsterdon hey everyone! I’ve seen this before so I figured I would just catch up. Now I remember how shrill Michael Moriarty can get. Wow. Higher and higher and whinier. LOL

Flying thousands of miles for a human sacrifice vacation? Tourism in the 80s was weird.
Huh I think I had that book on central America. Or they all just used the same dozen photographs of statues.
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There's so much plot potential here. They really don't even need a creature. This guy needs a healing journey.
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every second this guy is onscreen is pain #monsterdon

because he's got a great cock, I"m hoping

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Does this guy sweat motor oil? Jeeze guy... get some deoderant. #monsterdon

He's an incompetent wheelman, a terrible pianist, a coward, AND a physical abuser? Wowie

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That's a big apartment

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Oh, the acting, it burns! #monsterdon

The game is a foot!
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Ugh, nothing I hate more than archeology books with sticky pages.
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So is this film called "Q : The Flying Serpent" so that nobody would have to spell "Quetzalcoatl"?

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wasting public funds going to the metropolitan museum of art while he's on the clock #acab #monsterdon

#monsterdon MONSTER CHOMP HAT TRICK heh heh heh hard hat

Seriously though, this is one hungry flying serpent.

Of *course* the Aztecs were going to come into it at some point 🤦

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The real horror in this movie is going to be the OSHA violations. #monsterdon

eyyy we're doin' construction here fuggetaboutit

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every leftist group needs to have a giant egg and skeleton room to hide out in when they need to run from the cops after stealing the diamonds we need to develop the antifa supersoldiers #monsterdon

Shame. Looks like that skeleton paid good money for that dental work.
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It's a lesser-known fact that a flock of pigeons can skeletonize a man in under 30 seconds. #Monsterdon

MY GOD THE PIGEONS ATE A MAN ALIVE! #Monsterdon

Oh good, this is his chance to bond with the baby.
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Starting to miss the serpent here. Not that I don't like the hijinks of Jimmy, but it's no comparison, pal.

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Damn, maintenance is really poor in this building.
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Something tells me that security guard is going to get eaten #monsterdon

HEY

WHAT

OH

#mitchell
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Remember how they pointed out that this dumb-ass getaway driver hadn't had a job in 7 months or something? I think I can guess why. #monsterdon

He lost the keys AND the bag of diamonds? Worst petty criminal ever.
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Peking duck is a leitmotif of this movie

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@moira@mastodon.murkworks.net No wonder he's been out of work.

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you could do literally anything else except walking through the middle of the road cradling the briefcase like a fupa and get away with it

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chief I got problems my hairline is missing
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God look at all the garbage on the road
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Intense red inside for a getaway car, a bad omen

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Moriarty needs more blow #monsterdon

I keep thinking Kung Fu
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When you're a jazz pianist but also moonlight as a monster hunter #monsterdon

Voyeurism and exhibitionism will be punished equally #monsterdon

She was crunchier than I expected.
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lol, love the blood dripping down on clueless New Yorkers
We miss that New York

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Whatever, it's NYC, that shit happens all the time

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"Maybe his head just got loose and fell off! What do you want from me?!"

I dunno, half a clue about how human anatomy actually works? Just a thought....

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I ordered my corpse RARE

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the eating of meat makes a deep statement about violence in our society or something

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Quick get the decapitated body to ER!

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You guys,, you're not supposed to really eat the prop food, per liz lemon

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Not monsterdonning tonight - busy with some other rushing around this evening.

Looking forward to skimming some toots at bedtime, and participating next week.

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What a job

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Shaft already looks tired of his white partner's shit

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@RobynGoodfellow I am trying hard not to think of *Godspell* in conjunction with this photo. #Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

In conclusion #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

@plaidtron3000 does this mean this is a Christmas movie?

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@moira you can also tell that it is literally a rubber model because of the way the head just swings around into the chest and rebounds, very special scene #Monsterdon

althought not a really feathered flying serpent, We have to give in that it was smart enough no to lay all it's eggs one one single basket
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@Lazarou "In New York City, the people are annoyed by two separate but equally annoying groups: the MimeCops, who investigate crimes, and the MimeDistrictAttorney's office, who prosecute them. These are their stories."

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Kite jumpscare, lol #monsterdon

@ryan Snitches get stitches. Also, their head bitten off. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

@lorgonumputz "In the 80's all NYPD units had a mime assigned to them. This is my beat. They call me... Mime Cop" *opening credits* #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

@heathen_cat it's one thing to convincingly play a character that the audience is supposed to like

is another entirely to sell a performance of a character the audience is supposed to look down on, especially if they're not the antagonist

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@moira on screen for literally these two frames #monsterdon

What horrifying thing is in the egg!? #monsterdon

Best part of the movie for me was this cool set of shots and this actor really trying to sell "I am being crushed to death"

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@strangefour @Taweret A young single mother just trying to make it in the big city, cut down in her prime. #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

I can’t believe Scorsese directed this. #Monsterdon

@Bluedepth got et in the sequel

or so i heard

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

i love this movie. thanks @Taweret for another fun #monsterdon !

I'm sitting here shitting on democracy, but it occurred to me that #monsterdon really does encapsulate modern democracy in the US. @Taweret gives us a curated slate of horrors, and we just vote for the clownshow with the coolest name.

#monsterdon #q

@LingLass You gotta wonder how that logic plays out in the guys head

Like: here is this one thing that you will definitely die if you do, ergo, you will be convinced to do it

#Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 ya don't get sky serpents like that back in jersey!
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#monsterdon David Lynch's The Winged Serpent

EGGY 2: Revenge of the Giant Claw!
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@LingLass o don't say a prayer for me now

save it 'til the morning after

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

THANKS ALL
We had to wait the entire movie to see that great SFX final battle.

But it was worth it because of

@Taweret , the exceptional host

@cheribaker with the tricky Bingo card ("Cops try to arrest monster" was immediate favorite)

and the Real Time Film Analysis Squad, who tried to claw back some reality from the film, but, IMHO, were outmatched by the writer-director.

Looks like the tootflow continues after some timeline constipation.

#Monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

@gnomon @Taweret doo wop do wop bop boobity bop

#Monsterdon