lol, actullay losing it at Shaft with a street mime backup, too much!

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i have no idea what's going on in this movie anymore we haven't seen the bird in like an hour #monsterdon

@gnomon

Come on, they didn't invent firearms safety until at least 1985.
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Carradine is going to jump into the egg and beat the Tucker Carlson embryo to death

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#Monsterdon “How dumb do you think I am?” Oh, my love, we all know just how dumb you were scripted to sound, and how high and whiney Michael Moriarty was able to reach. The kind of whining that makes you twitch and want to do anything else. Like laundry. LOL.

#Monsterdon I just want to pistol whip Moriarty. Please, monster, eat this loud New Yorker. I’m kind of making a Godzilla transition here. Eat more New Yorkers. Go for it. They all gotta go. LOL. Go go monster!

"well some cops might die" he says with a smirk

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Old Quinny will be sleeping in a racing car bed, by himself, forever.

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@srol "The Scatman Watches Over Us All" #monsterdon

Again, loving the aerial shots

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This is a new class of villain, the Bernard Getz dweebish sicko

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this is turning into Q the Little Shop of Winged Serpents #monsterdon

lol @ the pool bro getting clawed

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#monsterdon Oh my goodness, is Family Quetzal nesting in the top of the Chrysler building? That's a lot less shiny clean than I was led to expect by Miss Hannigan.

@gnomon I am generally in favor of jazz in movie soundtracks but this was a weird one

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#Monsterdon we’ve skidded into the contaminated cocaine section of this movie. Everyone snort. Dont question why it makes your eyes all…. Hypnotoad. ;)

@moira "Hey, that's Oscar the grouch....ohhhh, no it isn't.....sorry sir...." #monsterdon

#monsterdon Did ol' Quetz actually eat that last construction worker, or just kind of flip him around a little bit?

Imagine the last thing you see is some middle aged New Yorker in a serpent costume cutting you open...so much for those Broadway dreams Harold

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I had more sympathy for the boobs woman than this sobbing loser dude. #monsterdon

I am confused about what this film is about. Too many themes going on here.
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Shot of man being flayed, check
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In every shot of this movie David Carradine is haunted by a recurring premonition of his own auto-erotic asphyxiation death

Every shot....

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Missed opportunity for Chekhov’s rebar #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent

0 days since last accident

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Mom can I have Reservoir dogs?
No we have Reservoir Dogs at home.

The Reservoir Dogs at home:

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awww, a 'payphone' I remember those....

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You don't see big round heads like that so much these days, I think the receding hairline just makes it seem bigger

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Gratuitous violence? Gratuitous nudity? Plot pacing that isnt a slog fest?

Im nominating this for the Monsterdon Academy awards

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#monsterdon SECOND MONSTER CHOMP and we're not even seven minutes in! If we keep up this pace the body count is going to be enormous.

Did you know there was a famous wage dispute involved in the making of this movie? Yeah, turns out the dragon got screwed out of most of her pay, she had to take the filmmakers to court. She did win in the end, though, thankfully the jury didn't believe that any self-respecting lizard would agree to work

for scale

THANK YOU GOOD NIGHT #Monsterdon

@jonny OH GOD I DIDN'T CATCH THAT THE FIRST TIME XD XD XD

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai

People were more easily persuaded in the '80s. Not like they are now.

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Well that was definitely a movie that had a cop who was a mime in it. Good night #monsterdon and thanks @Taweret !

@srol we all were, we all were 😔 #monsterdon

Why have one egg when you can have two? #Monsterdon

"I know I'm not afraid anymore!"

I really wanted him to fall down the stairs at this moment.

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Lmao all of that resolution and we get a sudden ending ANYWAY. It wouldn't be #Monsterdon without it.

Good balance of fun to watch and fun to mock this week, see you all next week!

Nice job staying in the so bad, it's good bucket #monsterdon

wha

Michael Moriarty actually wrote the scatting song

And it has a name

😮

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Another egg!!!!! I smell a sequel

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#Monsterdon A SECOND EGG HAS HIT THE TOWER

#monsterdon I finished early but it's a 10/10, I didn't expect actors from Shaft and Kill Bill to be on here. Overall it's a really good film.

he didn't die easy

he... DIED HARD

#monsterdon #q

#diehardTheMusicalParody reference

lol classic "baddie won't die" there #monsterdon

I really was hoping I'd get to see David Carradine get vored in this flick. #Monsterdon

The monster is single-chompedly more effective at reforming the police than our political system.

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Crashed right into a step pyramid roof!! The irony

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Mime Cop running up a circular staircase looking around is just so existential.
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looking back on it, perhaps it was the Street Mime which saved his life? #monsterdon

I'm surprised they didn't all shoot each other
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This is what happens when amateurs hunt a Kushala Daora. Didn't even bring appropriate HBG ammo. #Monsterdon #MonsterHunter

This Shaft sequel is getting out of hand.
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love the Martian gravity in which the stop motion people fall

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Yes shooting in all directions out of the top of the Chrysler building is a great decision, what could go wrong

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That Shaft is one tasty mother

SHUT YO MOUTH

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Nooooooo Richard THE SERPENT GOT SHAFT nooooooo

And did NOT eat the mime?

I QUESTION THE SERPENT'S JUDGEMENT.

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Mime reaction shot makes the movie.

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OMG, we're back to this pointless domestic drama, there really is no need for it at all

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THEY STILL HAVE THE MIME WITH THEM #Monsterdon

I say if people want to be sacrificed to Quetzalcoatl, the cops should respect that. #monsterdon

"Who's gonna believe a ritual sacrificial murder in 1982?" Oh Richard, you sweet summer child.

#QTheWingedSerpent #Monsterdon

Somebody had to get their brother-in-law, a mime and a juggler, into this movie for some fucking reason. I guess. #Monsterdon

American Museum of Natural History mentioned 🌟

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that egg did nothing wrong #ACAB #Monsterdon

scientists will want to look at. let's spray it with bullets

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Man, it is *surprisingly* easy to rip the NYPD off. #Monsterdon

he's a big fluffy hobbit isn't he

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Of course the police get fully automatic rifles instead of bringing in the National Guard.

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@sean that's how this film should end, Law not War! #monsterdon

That guy looks like Captain Kangaroo a little bit #monsterdon

who is the man who would risk his neck for his brother man? Not this guy

#monsterdon #shaft

@jsadow he'll only consume the serpent whole, like he always does.... #monsterdon

"It specifically states in the state constitution one of our duties is killing Aztec gods. A load of racist stuff too..."

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#Monsterdon Moriarty reminds me of Fullofshitticus. Loud. Nasty. Spouting every confession as a challenge. Hah.

This has all the "low level scumbag is our harried underdog hero even though he sucks" charm of a Frank D'Angelo movie

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How many times does the City of New York deal out suitcases full of cash?

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I'm somebody now! Jimmy, probably. #monsterdon

OK, this movie has coffee. Any bets on tobacco use?

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This is one of those movies where I want to beat the crap out of every single character in the cast. #Monsterdon

I'm developing a shabby affection for this twisty little low-rent hustler. He's like a teeny barking dog who thinks he's a doberman. Ha.

#TeamJimmy #Monsterdon

Quinn is a "decent man"? HAH HAH! He's a skuzzy little crook and our main character... His great acting as a jerk does make this movie rewatchable, but man he's an unlikeable character.
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lol go one Shaft, slap him about a bit!
He's acting too much!

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“And I want my old job back! And one of those 6000-S-U-X cars.” Oops, wrong movie.

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who's the serpent hunting muthafucka who will deal with your ass later?

SHAFT

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Me making my #Monsterdon drawings

"I'm just asking for a Nixon-like pardon"

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Jimmy, we'll give you anything if you stop with the jazz #monsterdon

I kinda hope New York has a special department that deals with all the weird shit like Winged Serpents and Ghostbuster but then with New York these days it would just be evil and part of the Police Force 😔

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David Carradine did 9/11 #monsterdon #qthewingedserpent #LooseChange

Lemme get this straight: it only flies around and eats rich assholes from their rooftop pools? Maybe we can just slow walk this case for a little while... #monsterdon

I COULDA BEEN A CONTENDER

well, no you couldn't

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What kind of dark place does an actor need to be in to agree to do this movie? #monsterdon

"they are no longer alive" same, and we're only 53 minutes into this movie. #monsterdon

oooh do you promise

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"Flies in line with the sun." Well, that works for the people on the ground who are in line with Q and the sun. Everybody else sees this big flying beastie in broad daylight.

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He knows his daughter ain’t so pretty as them other girls. #Monsterdon

It's New York. I know how this ends....

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@allanb more killing, less exposition, by all means

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That is one really short Coke machine. What's up with that? #monsterdon #QTheWingedSerpent