Brighteyes?

IM COMING OUT OF MY CAGE AND IVE BEEN DOING JUST FINE

GOTTA GOTTA BE DOWN BECAUSE I WANT IT ALL

#monsterdon

You're out of uniform, Colonel.

#Monsterdon

Go ahead and crank the sexism dial up to max and snap the knob off.

#Monsterdon

yes yes a space station for ants

space ants

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Careful with that model general. It's the only one we have. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

There better be some amazing moon bases becaus, woof, that was awful
#Monsterdon

Spacom HR, how can I help you?

Where do I begin?

#monsterdon

"I sound proofed it so nobody could hear my misogyny....not that anyone would care"

#Monsterdon

😬 #Monsterdon

UH #monsterdon

A UFO shaped satelite station? Fancy and futuristic.
#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

UAGHJBBBBBBHHHHHH #monsterdon #projectmoonbase

I am totally team #brighteyes! Holy shit. I'll spank you!? General is a dick. #monsterdon

A woman in space????

oh

wild sexism on earth #monsterdon #fuckheinlen

🚨 #Monsterdon Bingo 🚨

This movie goes fast, so will the Bingo ticks, even for a total blackout.

fucking wow

#monsterdon

Um, no, not liking this turn...
#Monsterdon

polly prattles????????????

there are not enough question marks on this keyboard for this movie.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

uh oh, that deserves a spanking

Yay misogyny! #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

They're always Mr Roundtree, but where are all the Mr Squaretrees?
#monsterdon

I'm SURE that is supposed to be pronounced Verner. #Monsterdon

what the fuck #Monsterdon

Turn around…
Every now and then I fall apart…

#Monsterdon

Brighteyes is acting her heart out. #Monsterdon

SHUT UP BRIGHTEYES #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 🌔 🚀 😱

I honestly thought Colonel Brighteyes was gonna be a chimp.

But no, she's a chick.

i also like the unbuttoned uniform shirt on this gal, its very breezy in this stuffed shirt office #monsterdon

@bunnyhero @srol Briteis

(but yes pronunciation is definitely the same as bright eyes)

#Monsterdon

...Also I get the impression calling the female reporter "Mrs. Prattles" is about the level of the sexual liberation we're about to see. #Monsterdon

ah yes, the dichotomy of misogyny...
#Monsterdon
#ProjectMoonbase

Why is the colonel's uniform in dishabille? #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

I found the people having sex on the back of the unicorn! #Monsterdon

We need a whole movie about Miss Prattles yes yes yes she is emanating excellence #monsterdon

WOMEN? On MY MOON?

#monsterdon

WHAT

WHAT

WHAAAAT #Monsterdon

WHAT IS GOING ON?
#Monsterdon

Bright eyes is a good pilot. And get your hands off me you damn dirty ape!

#Monsterdon

I didn't know Divine was in this. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Lwaxana Troi! #Monsterdon

QUEEN #monsterdon

ahhh now it all makes sense, breiteis is a lady

#monsterdon

I got some funny subtitles for this one. Reads like it's been automatically-translated from another language.

Ah well, the dialogue is easy enough to follow.

#Monsterdon

these are Toast of London grade names #monsterdon

Polly Prattles and Colonel Brighteyes. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

This scene is sure wasting a lot of time for a movie that only has 63 minutes

#monsterdon

Hey, we got time to read the telegram

#Monsterdon

you can't be named Colonel BrightEyes

#monsterdon

Why has no one offered anyone coffee yet? #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

"I'll do it."

"Good boy."

<bark>

#Monsterdon

"...who's a good boy? Bill is, that's who!"

#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonBase

"It wouldn't be fair to Macintosh" was the first draft of Apple's "Get a Mac" ad campaign #Monsterdon

@srol oh i missed the telegram! what's the actual name? #monsterdon

This IS a fantasy movie: The idea that anything in the US had decent security in the cold war and wasn't full of spies is very fantastic. #Monsterdon

"good boy" huff #monsterdon

"I have more confidence in you than I do in Macintosh" Clearly a Windows man. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

"get in the robot shinji"

#Monsterdon

Imagine how much healthier future cigarettes are for their T-zones #monsterdon

look, trust me, I don't care how much confidence you have in macintosh right now, hold onto that apple stock

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

I love their photograph of the space station, can we see the space station #monsterdon

"Take easy man, have a smoke"
#Monsterdon

"Sit awkwardly next to my desk Bill, like a dog.......I'm sending you into Space Bill!"

#monsterdon

1/5th of this movie over and still no moon nor space but lots of office smoking
#Monsterdon

"I said sit down, Bill and take it easy! Have a smoke." #monsterdon

#monsterdon these enemies of freedom have some terrible ties

I SAID SIT DOWN, BILL!

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Nigel Cramer? Is that you?

SIDDOWN BILL

*man* this movie is Midwestern :D #Monsterdon

"sit down Bill, have a beer....I have...."

#monsterdon

I swom to jom, I thought they were saying "Bright Eyes" that whole time until I saw the telegram. #Monsterdon

a) SPACOM????
b) according to my CALCULUS!!!??? dude, how do you mess up that line. HOW?
#Monsterdon

"36 million miles is equal to the ratio of..."

I can't imagine any way they would end that sentence that doesn't cause me to burst out laughing

#Monsterdon

SIT DOWN BILL. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

@srol dazzle camoflauge #monsterdon

Could have been worse. She could have been Dr. Goodhead. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Bright Eyes? You mean Conor Oberst? #monsterdon

I'd really like to see the subtitle:

[Pasty white guy sounds]

Right now.

#monsterdon

"It just HADDA be Bright Eyes."

They just narrowly avoided an ape rebellion, I think #Monsterdon

In the 50s the army briefly began to use high-contrast belts in an effort to confuse the enemy. #Monsterdon

ah, right where i always wait for a cab, in front of a bunch of rockets poised to take off. #Monsterdon

Colonel Bright-Eyes. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

His eyes better be bright, or I'm outta here!
#Monsterdon

brighteyes?? #monsterdon

This show's costume crew consisted of one overworked tailor who had never tailored before. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

(pause for ads (T_T) ) #Monsterdon

"And you know how much the country needs that bass" [rips out a stinkin' bass solo]

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

they need science to justify military manuevers?? this is a rich fiction #monsterdon

LMAO, the military needing science for the money, LOL
#Monsterdon

An OFFICIAL car

#Monsterdon

The full transcript of that phone conversation:

"There'll be a car in front of the hotel in 10 minutes."

"A car in front of the hotel in 10 minutes?"

"Yes. An official car."

"An official car? I'll watch for the insignia."

#Monsterdon

you know how badly the country needs that bass #monsterdon

No no no, do *not* rely on a Macintosh camera :/ #Monsterdon

Is that soldier wearing a tiny leather cap in place of a real helmet?
#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

“sir, that has nothing to do with calculus” #monsterdon

Dr Bellows!!

#IDreamOfJeannie
#Monsterdon
#ProjectMoonBase

"Spacom" sounds like a great morning cereal #monsterdon

Umm, shoot the costume designer for those hats what the actual fuck? #Monsterdon

It was a bluntly but effective way to knock someone out
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon You could probably just play these old movies back to back and hook a dynamo up to Gustav Holst's coffin, power a small city

people in the 1950s i think had a really outsized fear of small little clubs #monsterdon