of course the men are all screaming in pain and the woman has an O-face #Monsterdon
canada's blasting off? best choice that could be made in the circumstances, maybe it'll be spared the rest of this movie. #Monsterdon
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🚀:blobfoxscared:
Those are the Gayest space uniforms EVER they are FANTASTIC
Space travel these days is not nearly gay enough #Monsterdon
@ryan credit for at least considering it. #Monsterdon
The faces on liftoff are beyond parody. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase
:surprised_pikachu: #Monsterdon
"They don't write them like this anymore, and that is probably for the best" - @kit
OH MAN these FACES #Monsterdon
so this movie is TRYING to be as off putting as possible right?
Astronauts SCREAMING every time they go to space is why we dont go to space more #monsterdon
That control room has some nice beep boop sounds. #monsterdon
incredible faces #monsterdon
incredible faces #monsterdon
we're goin to space and we're gonna look like the motherfucking keebler elves! ha HA! #monsterdon
I wonder what fraction of this movie will be spent counting?
These freaking poolside loungers they're sitting in. #Monsterdon
And since you're breaking opsec, we need to have a talk, Doctor. You won't be taking this trip.
BINGO! #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase
300 dollars per pound to get something into space much less the moon would be wildly cheap compared to anything we’ve ever done to date #monsterdon
That’s not how a seatbelt works. #Monsterdon
And there goes 80% of the movie's budget with that glorious rocket launch sequence
The least realistic part of this so far is that the rockets are named Canada and Mexico.
oh god that was NOT a comfy launch
#monsterdon
Not a terrible rocket launch for 1953, really. #Monsterdon
It's great that everyone in space is using shorts and swimming caps. That's sure the future.
#Monsterdon
I need to post some Man Or Astro-Man to the hashtag bc there are some choice songs for this vibe #monsterdon
Bright eyes is being sassy back at all the misogyny.
#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase
Canada to blockhouse. Send up the Timmies please eh? #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase
Go little rocket go! #Monsterdon
I very much enjoy these matte paintings of the space ships! They're probably the best thing in the movie so far.
going into space in my futuristic space helmet
Let’s not even make sure the pumps are running let’s just go go go! #Monsterdon
so they must glue those caps on like bald caps bc theres nothing keeping those things on otherwise #monsterdon
They could've done a little more work to make these control couches look less like patio furniture. #Monsterdon
Love the Marvin the Martian-esq space outfits
OOOOOOO SpAAAaaaace HAAAAaaamooooocks!
#Monsterdon
#monsterdon Take your protein pills and put your *gymn shorts* on.
Oh wow I'm not digging the swim caps...
But you'd still have mass!
Wait, the rocketship is called "Canada"? Why? #monsterdon
Shoot that fucking costume designer again for what the fucking fuck shorts fuck?
Well at least the ridiculous tiny shorts are unisex. #Monsterdon
Will that bra take the G-force?
peter pan in spaaace #monsterdon
Apparently space is some kind of swimming pool. #monsterdon
so she's segweying into the rocket
Everyone deserves a uniform with hot pants.
#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase
trying to get a sense of how familiar the concept of orbital velocity and zero gravity would be in 1953 but then they just went and made the whole thing a 'women be concerned about their weight' joke so nevermind #monsterdon
#Monsterdon Those two are a pair of pointy ears away from being Santa's helpers at the mall.
Ah, yes. Of course they have to change from their uniforms to their very practical flight suits.
Oh hey, that rocket ladder elevator thing looks familiar, did they use that on another #Monsterdon movie?
They are wearing little tight shorts to go into space???
#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase
"...I've heard of the H-Bomb. Isn't it dangerous to work near it?"
"I'm shy, Doctor."
"Well ... that's not how bombs work, you know."
"This room is sound proof."
"Wut?"
Reporter: Is this nuke missile safe?
General: That's fucking classified, shut the fuck up
Me: Um, that doesn't sound good...
#Monsterdon
"Please, tell me more about the 'haych' bomb. I'm not a spy, by the way." #Monsterdon
Booty shorts lmao #monsterdon #projectmoonbase
Pants clearly weigh too much. We cut off the legs to save weight. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase
nice loungechair, looks like it's gonna be a comfy flight
omg those uniforms #monsterdon
so, the Col. can't remember his lines, but it's Briteis that's the problem? #Monsterdon
i love a good old 50s space ship, big nose, little fins, ooof
and those helmets, yeah #monsterdon
wow that was a stereotypical 50’s start #Monsterdon
Tie-tanny-um
“I’m a woman, so of course I’m fascinated with the idea of losing weight!” #Monsterdon
That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone? #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase
Lovely dress for a newswoman. Unfortunately b&w
#Monsterdon
who had fatshaming on their bingo card #monsterdon
They cast a fat actress JUST FOR THAT LINE #monsterdon #projectmoonbase
...Is this winding up to a fat joke? #Monsterdon
the pauses...
make him sound...
like he has...
no idea...
😅
#Monsterdon
#ProjectMoonbase
""my little woman brain in the future still doesn't know about gravity, what a great country we have!"
"I read somewhere that if you hold a pen like this while you talk, you know what you're talking about." #Monsterdon
Dr. Bellows having trouble with the science lines. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Space shorts?
have yall gotten to the obscene levels of misogyny yet #monsterdon
#monsterdon You can tell he didn't practice his lines
2024 called, we regret to inform you the amount you wanted to spend on space we now spend on corruption
@jonny@neuromatch.social But headpats aren't an appropriate way to say "good job," I'll bet.
#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase
#monsterdon Threats of spanking? Oooooooh it's an early 50's horny film, got it.
@annathepiper yeah it didn't hold that title long
:ohno: Briteis has her Me Too moment I am extremely disappointed in the Future Seventies :( #Monsterdon
Right now I'm not on Freedom side
#Monsterdon
Yeah... Spanking threat. Admiral thumb prints.
Seriously why is she wearing a ball gown?
when did the south bend shovel slayer show up here #monsterdon
Why do we need a moon base!? What, you want the COMMIES to win, Mrs. Prattle!? We've got LANDS to conquer! #Monsterdon
Bill Moore? Sounds like a lawyer 😎
#Monsterdon Those ships are pretty small. Is Roundtree going? Why did he need the look-alike for the doctor if he could go all along...go to DESTROY THE SPACE STATION!
Funny in a low-brow way to name the reporter "Prattle", though
At this point, who's rooting for Mirror Wernher?
they dont even HAVE the moonbase for project moonbase?? #monsterdon
everything else aside they really had to go with "Mrs. Prattles" for the reporter
they really did
I have this room soundproofed so that nobody can me scream--wait--no, that's right.. 🔪 🩸
@annathepiper Oh yes that was the biggest WTF moment so far (dismissing her telling him he's been mispronouncing her name)
We have been denied a spanking
Hands, Colonel. Hands >:( #Monsterdon
This guy better get a raygun to the nads before this film's up. #Monsterdon