of course the men are all screaming in pain and the woman has an O-face #Monsterdon

canada's blasting off? best choice that could be made in the circumstances, maybe it'll be spared the rest of this movie. #Monsterdon

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 🚀:blobfoxscared:

#Monsterdon

Those are the Gayest space uniforms EVER they are FANTASTIC

Space travel these days is not nearly gay enough #Monsterdon

@ryan credit for at least considering it. #Monsterdon

The faces on liftoff are beyond parody. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

:surprised_pikachu: #Monsterdon

"They don't write them like this anymore, and that is probably for the best" - @kit

#Monsterdon

OH MAN these FACES #Monsterdon

so this movie is TRYING to be as off putting as possible right?

#monsterdon

Astronauts SCREAMING every time they go to space is why we dont go to space more #monsterdon

That control room has some nice beep boop sounds. #monsterdon

incredible faces #monsterdon

incredible faces #monsterdon

we're goin to space and we're gonna look like the motherfucking keebler elves! ha HA! #monsterdon

I wonder what fraction of this movie will be spent counting?

#monsterdon

These freaking poolside loungers they're sitting in. #Monsterdon

And since you're breaking opsec, we need to have a talk, Doctor. You won't be taking this trip.

#Monsterdon

BINGO! #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

300 dollars per pound to get something into space much less the moon would be wildly cheap compared to anything we’ve ever done to date #monsterdon

That’s not how a seatbelt works. #Monsterdon

And there goes 80% of the movie's budget with that glorious rocket launch sequence

#monsterdon

The least realistic part of this so far is that the rockets are named Canada and Mexico.

#Monsterdon

oh god that was NOT a comfy launch
#monsterdon

Not a terrible rocket launch for 1953, really. #Monsterdon

It's great that everyone in space is using shorts and swimming caps. That's sure the future.
#Monsterdon

I need to post some Man Or Astro-Man to the hashtag bc there are some choice songs for this vibe #monsterdon

Bright eyes is being sassy back at all the misogyny.
#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Canada to blockhouse. Send up the Timmies please eh? #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Go little rocket go! #Monsterdon

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I very much enjoy these matte paintings of the space ships! They're probably the best thing in the movie so far.

going into space in my futuristic space helmet

#monsterdon

Let’s not even make sure the pumps are running let’s just go go go! #Monsterdon

so they must glue those caps on like bald caps bc theres nothing keeping those things on otherwise #monsterdon

They could've done a little more work to make these control couches look less like patio furniture. #Monsterdon

Love the Marvin the Martian-esq space outfits

#Monsterdon

OOOOOOO SpAAAaaaace HAAAAaaamooooocks!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Take your protein pills and put your *gymn shorts* on.

Oh wow I'm not digging the swim caps...

But you'd still have mass!

#Monsterdon

canada to block_heads_

(which one?)

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Wait, the rocketship is called "Canada"? Why? #monsterdon

Shoot that fucking costume designer again for what the fucking fuck shorts fuck?

#Monsterdon

Well at least the ridiculous tiny shorts are unisex. #Monsterdon

Will that bra take the G-force?

#monsterdon

peter pan in spaaace #monsterdon

Apparently space is some kind of swimming pool. #monsterdon

so she's segweying into the rocket

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Everyone deserves a uniform with hot pants.

#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

trying to get a sense of how familiar the concept of orbital velocity and zero gravity would be in 1953 but then they just went and made the whole thing a 'women be concerned about their weight' joke so nevermind #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Those two are a pair of pointy ears away from being Santa's helpers at the mall.

Ah, yes. Of course they have to change from their uniforms to their very practical flight suits.

#monsterdon

Oh hey, that rocket ladder elevator thing looks familiar, did they use that on another #Monsterdon movie?

They are wearing little tight shorts to go into space???
#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

"...I've heard of the H-Bomb. Isn't it dangerous to work near it?"
"I'm shy, Doctor."
"Well ... that's not how bombs work, you know."
"This room is sound proof."
"Wut?"

#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonBase

Reporter: Is this nuke missile safe?
General: That's fucking classified, shut the fuck up
Me: Um, that doesn't sound good...
#Monsterdon

"Please, tell me more about the 'haych' bomb. I'm not a spy, by the way." #Monsterdon

Booty shorts lmao #monsterdon #projectmoonbase

Pants clearly weigh too much. We cut off the legs to save weight. #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

nice loungechair, looks like it's gonna be a comfy flight

#monsterdon

omg those uniforms #monsterdon

so, the Col. can't remember his lines, but it's Briteis that's the problem? #Monsterdon

i love a good old 50s space ship, big nose, little fins, ooof

and those helmets, yeah #monsterdon

wow that was a stereotypical 50’s start #Monsterdon

Tie-tanny-um

#Monsterdon

“I’m a woman, so of course I’m fascinated with the idea of losing weight!” #Monsterdon

That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone? #monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

Lovely dress for a newswoman. Unfortunately b&w
#Monsterdon

who had fatshaming on their bingo card #monsterdon

They cast a fat actress JUST FOR THAT LINE #monsterdon #projectmoonbase

...Is this winding up to a fat joke? #Monsterdon

the pauses...
make him sound...
like he has...
no idea...
😅
#Monsterdon
#ProjectMoonbase

""my little woman brain in the future still doesn't know about gravity, what a great country we have!"

#Monsterdon

"I read somewhere that if you hold a pen like this while you talk, you know what you're talking about." #Monsterdon

Dr. Bellows having trouble with the science lines. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Space shorts?

"The forces of gravity and speed are now in balance"

:blobfoxdeadinside:

#Monsterdon

have yall gotten to the obscene levels of misogyny yet #monsterdon

"It rotates around the earth on a trans-"

OH???

"polar orbit"

Oh. :/ #Monsterdon

#monsterdon You can tell he didn't practice his lines

2024 called, we regret to inform you the amount you wanted to spend on space we now spend on corruption

#monsterdon

@jonny@neuromatch.social But headpats aren't an appropriate way to say "good job," I'll bet.

#Monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

#monsterdon Threats of spanking? Oooooooh it's an early 50's horny film, got it.

@annathepiper yeah it didn't hold that title long

#Monsterdon

:ohno: Briteis has her Me Too moment I am extremely disappointed in the Future Seventies :( #Monsterdon

Right now I'm not on Freedom side
#Monsterdon

Yeah... Spanking threat. Admiral thumb prints.

#Monsterdon

Seriously why is she wearing a ball gown?

#Monsterdon

when did the south bend shovel slayer show up here #monsterdon

Why do we need a moon base!? What, you want the COMMIES to win, Mrs. Prattle!? We've got LANDS to conquer! #Monsterdon

Bill Moore? Sounds like a lawyer 😎

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Those ships are pretty small. Is Roundtree going? Why did he need the look-alike for the doctor if he could go all along...go to DESTROY THE SPACE STATION!

Funny in a low-brow way to name the reporter "Prattle", though

#Monsterdon

At this point, who's rooting for Mirror Wernher?

#monsterdon

they dont even HAVE the moonbase for project moonbase?? #monsterdon

everything else aside they really had to go with "Mrs. Prattles" for the reporter

they really did

#monsterdon #ProjectMoonbase

I have this room soundproofed so that nobody can me scream--wait--no, that's right.. 🔪 🩸

#Monsterdon
#ProjectMoonbase

@annathepiper Oh yes that was the biggest WTF moment so far (dismissing her telling him he's been mispronouncing her name)

#Monsterdon

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We have been denied a spanking

Hands, Colonel. Hands >:( #Monsterdon

This guy better get a raygun to the nads before this film's up. #Monsterdon