"Silence Male!"

I mean, maybe he should think about that, like us men all should?

#Monsterdon

Did that wagon have trucknuts? #monsterdon

"Wherever you're from, you're a Dink now."

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#monsterdon The most efficient way to utilize slaves is to have most of them hanging around leading on a fence.

Teeth are good. Eyes clear. Can’t lose.

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Gene Roddenberry in especially horny mode here :/

#Monsterdon

impossible drinking game: take a shot every time she says "eyes down"

#Monsterdon

still taking about a man, keep trying

#monsterdon

I mean, they should totally geld the men, for the same reason that Oxen are.

#monsterdon

These guys are “whipped” [whip cracking sound]

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

"To prove what an empowered woman I am, I will wear an outfit that just coincidentally is the skimpiest the network censors will allow!"

#Monsterdon

@kshernandez OMG! I was trying to remember where I recognized her from!

#Monsterdon

writer's barely disguised fetish, check

It's not even on my bingo card but that was so blatant I'm tempted to write it in 😂

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

shrinky-dink
#Monsterdon

i've been to WAY better renfaires

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That is a seriously solid looking stockade. It might even take a good push to knock it over.

#Monsterdon

That's Dr. Pulaski! Thought the voice was familiar.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Rawhide

no that's even further out of date #monsterdon

@Bluedepth THANK YOU I knew I recognized her from some Trek but couldn't figure out how

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Wait, is this #monsterdon the one where Mariette Hartley has two navels, or the other one?

OBEDIENCE training!
#Monsterdon
#Kink

#monsterdon I've barely put this noose around his neck to prove it to you

Siiiigh

You see, when women run the world they become just like men

🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

#Monsterdon

This is SO far from a Bechdel pass

#monsterdon
#PlanetEarth

cabbage merchant spotted

#monsterdon

Hippity hoppity, John Saxon is now my property.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

@jeffron Diane Muldar! #Monsterdon

Great "Plan A" there, super smart suspended animation guy. #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon Dork and Mindy

Everything's going to plan, I see.
#monsterdon

@Lazarou Ha! Dr Pulaski #Monsterdon

#monsterdon She's Ruthless.

You're such a beta, lady

SLAP!

So hot...

#MOnsterdon

Ugh Diana Muldaur whipping men was not how I planned to spend my Sunday.
#monsterdon

...I don't think that's a good way to do plowing

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Bound and led by the neck. SEXILY. #monsterdon

There she is! Dr. Pulaski! #monsterdon

Wait, isn't that-

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Doctor Pulaski!

Liberation?! More like *menstruation* amirite boys? High five!

#monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

I am going to tell myself that Lurch is just part of some subculture of white people who have embraced Viking stuff but in a non-supremacist way.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Lurch understands that splitting the party is bad

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Okay. Big props for just feigning the whole amazonian thing instead of wasting the audience's time trying to challenge it. #monsterdon

Don't split the party, come on, you're gonna drag RP to a crawl… #Monsterdon
#PlanetEarth1974

No one has the balls to tell Ted that a pageboy is just not his look.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

They're splitting up to cover more ground? This'll go well.

#Monsterdon

"we should force them to join the federation"

no wait nvm that's wrong #monsterdon

#monsterdon Wild! We've got form fitting outfits and flowy outfits. There's no rules, just right.

Split the team? That always goes well!

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon so one guy can do the surgery, and one other guy can maybe do the surgery

Any other surgeons wanna take a shot? See if you can save this human life? Or what

Women’s lib, am I right Isiah? Isiah stop eating that lamp.#monsterdon

Two off-duty scientists.
#monsterdon

Women's lib gone right? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth 👽 🎥 🍿

Womens lib gone mad... IN THE FUUUUUTUUUURE!
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

women's lib gone mad, please

#monsterdon

uh ih - women's lib gone mad I tell ya!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974 "women's lib gone mad!" oh this is gonna be interesting :D

"…a strange Amazon society where males are bought and sold like captive animals." With same-day delivery, presumably

#Monsterdon

One the one hand, Oh no I hate that Lurch is a really confusing Native American pastiche in the 70s.
On the other hand Lurch has line and gets to be a character.
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Ha! Those uniforms are hilarious. A decidedly bare-assed effect in some scenes.

#Monsterdon

In the fancy future, we still have insufficient doctors

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Ah I see, discount Star Trek meets Kirkland Mad Max

#Monsterdon

Tonight on Gene Roddenberry's Battlestar Galactica

no wait that's not right either #monsterdon

Wow, this is a LOT more boring than the description of the movie. Good choice, everyone!

#Monsterdon

I would totally watch a Star Trek-y show with away teams zooping about underground in tiny subway trains TBH #Monsterdon

It's half Star Trek TNG, half Buck Rodgers…
#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

Saxon's suspended animation accident was due to a pizza order for an "I.C. Wiener"

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon

Is the set on UCLA?

#monsterdon the 70s-iest gurney of the future.

Cool building tho

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon We have synthesizer vulcans!

I have A LOT of questions about what's going on with Lurch's character.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

In the future all medical equipment is also a milk frother.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth

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"Let the savage pray"... 🤨

The pretty captain, savage hippie Lurch, and psychic Carl Sandburg try their best. But the patient is too ill. #Monsterdon

This set HAD to be expensive
#Monsterdon

We got some Ee'd Pebnista going on here #Monsterdon

Bargain basement mind meld: the guy with a bullet through his heart is dying! #monsterdon

It's just wrong that we are ten minutes into this movie and nobody has said the word "stardate"

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#Monsterdon "fuck calling anyone a savage"

Savage?! #monsterdon

racist-ass future

#monsterdon

"Let the savage pray" Dude, he's right there in front of you.

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

It's the 22nd century, but the Zeerust is as strong as ever I see

#Monsterdon

Quick, put the dying man in the Pop-O-Magic!

#monsterdon

if it was really the future they would just text each other instead of all the speaker phone and zoom calls

#monsterdon

*non-psychic mumbo-jumbo intensifies*

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

The doctor is using twink powers to heal them. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Pater, We thought you was a toad.

Um, who's driving the train?

#Monsterdon

So thoughts and prayers actually started working at some point? #Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

#monsterdon Did he say "We can't let them get a hold of the sub shop?"

They'll get access to our foot-long Italian cold-cut sandwiches!

lol "let the savage prey"

oh boy...

#Monsterdon

oh they're telepathic eh
#Monsterdon

Was the oboe music supposed to be some sort of psychic link? #monsterdon

The "Kriegs" having what look vaguely like werhrmacht helmets is intentional, right?

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974

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Lurch's wig is it's whole own tragedy

vulcans but on EAAARRTTHHHHHH

#monsterdon

this is the future if musk had made the hyperloop

#monsterdon

Giant missed opportunity for product placement for whatever car company supposedly built these cars that run for 200 years

#Monsterdon #PlanetEarth1974