Pro tip: if it's not on the map, it means you shouldn't be there.

#Monsterdon

Far out!! #monsterdon

Two hikers - in the middle of the night - decide to enter a restricted military test area ...

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Paths don't have to go somewhere special.

Wrote "spacial" at first. Paths don't need to go somewhere that occupies physical space. #monsterdon

You couldn't pay me enough to get in that water

#Monsterdon

"Who's gonna know the difference?" has a grim side to it too that maybe you should consider. #monsterdon

"I wonder why this place wasn't on your map" :U

#monsterdon

Giant swimming pool of doom!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

far out

#Monsterdon

"Besides, a little lawbreaking will do you good."

Tell that to just about ANY lawyer, you'll get laughed at.

#Monsterdon

They look so wholesome after last week's outing #monsterdon

breaking the law
breaking the law
#monsterdon

We start with a midnight hiking expedition?
WHat if someone catches you?
#Monsterdon #Piranha

Now you're gonna see what you get for not getting that spare tyre fixed

asshole

#piranha #monsterdon

Awww, remember the packs with the big external frames? I used to hang bandanas from mine.

#monsterdon
#Piranha

Well no, if it's a deer path maybe it only leads where a deer would want to go and you're just gonna end up near a super good salt lick #monsterdon

#monsterdon hiking in the dark is pretty stupid

Looks like they're backpacking through a city park

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

So, it's a 70s film, at night, and they're a young and presumably hetero couple.

I give them 5 minutes.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon piranha fact 3: i'm looking at a photo on wikipedia and their little teefs are ADORABLE

I don't know about you but a little lawbreaking always does me some good!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

There's a liiiiiiight
Over in the forbidden pond. #Monsterdon #Piranha

"What is this?"

It's a fence, dear. #Monsterdon

What is this? It's a FENCE! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 70s white girl straight hair styles were cute in their way <3 very nostalgic

desperately trying to pay full attention to the first 2 minutes where apparently the entire plot of every movie happens and i miss it #monsterdon

Yay, I can join #monsterdon for once (mute hashtag if I get too annoying)

I called it, everyone

#Monsterdon

Forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those priranhas that tresspass against us

#Monsterdon
#Piranha1978
#BiteyFish

Is this going to be one of those movies in which Young People Get Punished For Having Sex?

#Monsterdon

"Got to be somewhere!" What, the plot? Too early to tell.

#monsterdon

Does it though? Does it HAVE to lead somewhere?

#Monsterdon

That logo was so visually loud, I thought it must have an audio component and something was wrong with my speakers. #monsterdon

Military test area restricted no trespassing

the consequences bite!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Lots of birds chirping at midnight.

#monsterdon

Deep in the jungles of Arkansas... #Monsterdon

“...but the sign said no trespassing!"
"Frank, fish can't read!"

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

<bounce> <bounce> <bounce>
<bounce> <bounce> <bounce>
<bounce> <bounce> <bounce>

#monsterdon
#Piranha

this is making a good impression on me in the first couple of seconds

what a hell of a logo

#Monsterdon

the dramatic CHAIN LINK FENCE SCROLL!

Star Wars's got nothing on this!

#monsterdon

🦖 Big welcome to all new watch party attendees tonight!!

#Monsterdon

"Dramatic Orchestral Music" already the subtitles are promising

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Another new world production.

#Monsterdon

Representing Lemmy, your fediverse sibling! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the barbed wire is to keep the piranhas out

we have fishy sign! #monsterdon

it's on shudder so that's where i'm watching this tonight #monsterdon

Here we go.
#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish 🐟 🐟 🐟

WE GOT MOVIE SIGN #piranha1978 #monsterdon

543... etc

Press PLAY and GO!

#monsterdon

Opening with strands of barbed wire!

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

We Got Fishy Sign! #Monsterdon #Piranha

WE GOT BITEY BITEY TIIIIIIIIIME

#piranha #monsterdon

#Monsterdon it doth beginneth - Piranha (1978)