@CactuarJoe "Oh no, not again" #monsterdon

Dick Miller mills dicks. #monsterdon

Okay, after about a minute of splashing the boy has been turned into a Blood Puddle, presumably by the evil fish. Then the girl screams and is probably about to be turned into a blood puddle; she tries to climb out of the water but then disappears.

So far, the bitey fish movie is skipping a lot of preamble. #monsterdon

Neat effect on the title

#Monsterdon

"Was there a noise? Sorry, I was playing my Atari 2600 with my headphones on."

#monsterdon

Nice font effect!

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

Later Harrier DuBois goes out on the pier and finds their clothes and adds them to his inventory. #monsterdon

okay that's a pretty classic title card damn #monsterdon

Oh the title sliding into bloody waters is a neat effect. Good work movie.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

[water lapping]

[piranha also lapping their fishy, fishy lips]

#piranha #monsterdon

@ricci you even still get to go in the ocean since they are freshwater fishes, what more could you ask for #monsterdon

A full moon? Are these were-piranhas? That would be an exciting twist!

#piranha #monsterdon

LISTEN TO THE MUSIC, KIDS.

#Monsterdon

Experimental Weber Grill tops #monsterdon

dem bones dem bones dem hiker bones

#Monsterdon
#Piranha1978
#BiteyFish

When pirhanas strike, clouds cover the moon and owls coo. 5:09

#Monsterdon

Apparently because of all the movie shooting the pool the used created a new mold!

#monsterdon

#Piranha1978 🐟 #Monsterdon

First casualties 💀💀 in 5... 4... 3...

Piranha fact 4: most piranha species are restricted to a single river system (in the wild.) That's pretty neat to think about!

#monsterdon

@brooke And only 3 minutes into the film! Can't do anything about it, I guess.

#Monsterdon

Mysterious industrial pools are great places for a sexy midnight swim. #Monsterdon

just one bloody hand left poolside. #monsterdon

I mean, that was a valid question. #Monsterdon

Cutaway to the moon?

Are these were-biteyfishes?

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon ...and that's Barbara

Let's hike into the middle of nowhere and then break into this old facility we know nothing about.

#Monsterdon

blood pool << blood fountain

#piranha #monsterdon

The fish didn't want to eat her at first because she stinky. #monsterdon

Just some love nibbles <3 #Monsterdon

Step 1 to not getting eaten by piranhas: don't get in piranha water
Step 2: that's it, you're done

#Monsterdon

Huh, boobs

#Piranha #Monsterdon

Light orchestral music

Thanks, subtitles

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

"Let's get wet!"

And we have breasts.

And nibbling fish. Bitey fish. Bye, hikers.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

Stop, piranha! That tickles!

#Monsterdon

@blogdiva i didn't even know of the 1972 one! #monsterdon

we got blood already

#monsterdon

haven't heard anyone say "last one is a rotten egg" in 40 years

#monsterdon

David had quite few kool aid packets in his shorts. #Monsterdon #Piranha

Great tense music and head jerks. I'm believing the fish are biting.
#Monsterdon

Self-genre referencial.

Cue the Jaws-escque music.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Yes! Right into the blood! Pulling no punches here...

#monsterdon

these guys aren't even monsters they're just normal fish doing normal fish things #monsterdon

#monsterdon that's David down

#Monsterdon worse than the candiru... is the piranha

Whoops, someone found the episode of Will It Blend? #Monsterdon

rando abandoned swimming pool swimming. even best case scenario it needs chlorine #Monsterdon

skeletonization in three two ...

#Monsterdon
#Piranha1978
#BiteyFish

"What do I look like, the Creature from the Black Lagoon?"

Fantastic writing.

#monsterdon

We have DANGER VIOLINS

SHRIEK SHRIEK SHRIEK

#Monsterdon

"What do I look like, the creature from the Black Lagoon?"
*audience whoops and cheers*
#monsterdon

That water does look super unappealing though.

#piranha #monsterdon

DAMMIT.

#monsterdon

@brooke Hopefully less balling tho #monsterdon

"Wait what if it's a sewage treatment plant?" #Yolo

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

Imagining the director encouraging bouncy little dances after she takes her shirt off. #monsterdon

This really does have incredible 1978 flavor. You can feel the plodding of the 1980s getting louder in the distance. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #piranha1978 #piranha

Well, I’m on peacock commercials. I forgot it had commercials. Crap.

5...4...3....2...

#monsterdon
#Piranha

Going to try watching tonight. I have no idea if it's the right movie since I just searched Piranha on tubi and crossed my fingers.

Do we normally watch stuff with an "R" rating?

#Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe I think all the gross 70's white people sex was had last week

#Monsterdon

Biting's not supposed to be funny, dumbass, stop ruining the mood

#piranha #monsterdon

Don't mention a better aquatic creature movie in your aquatic creature movie.
#Monsterdon #Piranha

hey something's nibbling at my toes

#monsterdon

Last words of wisdom.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

#Monsterdon requisite amount of 1970s female nudity (what you gonna do)

Gee it's not like the military wasn't also doing tests with radioactive stuff they put in big pools around that same era too huh?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

btw i thought it was the 1972 not the 1978 movie we were watching

#Monsterdon #Piranha

Yes, good question!

#monsterdon

So ... is this gonna be a case of ... fish boning?

#Monsterdon #Piranha #🐟

Seriously though, a pool in an abandoned military site, you fucking idiot

#monsterdon

Mysterious swimming pool in abandoned site, at night.

I SEE NOTHING WRONG WITH THE PLAN OF JUMPING INTO THIS POOL

#Monsterdon

back in time for skinny dipping, hurrah #monsterdon

"There's nobody here! We can have gross 70's white people sex!" #Monsterdon

#monsterdon time!! :D

Bewbs. #Monsterdon #Piranha

Sure just jump into a pool of unknown liquid.....

#Monsterdon

Full nudity. I did not expect that.

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish

oh we are off to a good start here bitey fish in three two ...

#Monsterdon
#Piranha1978
#BiteyFish

wow, titties came early this movie. #monsterdon

They are going to die, aren't they?
#Monsterdon

Was that an eyelid opening? Fish don’t have eyelids, right?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

#Monsterdon 🏊 🏊‍♂️ 🏊‍♀️ 🐟 🐟 🐟 🩸 🩸💀 😱

Barbara is right. The chick is always right.

Finger licking good

#monsterdon
#Piranha

I hate funky sleeping bags.

#Monsterdon

"A little law-breakin' will do you good."

#Monsterdon #Piranha

It's a pond at Hanford

#monsterdon

NOBODY HERE BUT US FISHIES

#monsterdon

@jonny In this case "plot" is "nudity"

#Monsterdon

I tried to scootch him over just enough to sit down and he got offended and left. :blobcat_brokenheart:

Are we already on teenagers having sex? That was fast!

#piranha #monsterdon

A Six Flags worth of death flags over here. #Monsterdon

"feels great!" *munch*
#monsterdon

"Let's get wet."
Is this a porno?
Oh...
#Monsterdon #Piranha

#Monsterdon eye of sauron^H^H piranhon

“No Trespassing.” Nothing bad would come to those breaking a law, right?

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978

"Far Out!" Oh hey! Are these two going to 'ball' #Monsterdon #Piranha

Law breaking, it builds character

#monsterdon

Pro tip: if it's not on the map, it means you shouldn't be there.

#Monsterdon

Far out!! #monsterdon

Two hikers - in the middle of the night - decide to enter a restricted military test area ...

#Monsterdon #Piranha1978 #BiteyFish