Predator vs. Billy vibes. #Monsterdon

it actually works... #monsterdon

he's enarmored by her ten hands

#monsterdon

octaman did nothing wrong

#monsterdon

WHY DOES THE OCTOPUS HAVE KNEES #Monsterdon

Okay, Octaman carrying off the female lead is definitely a B-Movie all time classic shot. #Monsterdon #Octaman

@floatybirb maybe octamen evolved into salt vampires in the 23rd century #monsterdon

When we get full text search someone's going to search on "ceviche" one day and it's all going to be Liza.
@blogdiva

#Monsterdon #Octaman

seeing all these tentacles makes me think of Lent Fridays in Puerto Rico... y'all gonna hate me & wish you had a boricua restaurant near you, by the time we're done with this movie.

#Octaman
#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonBingo

I'm not very good at symbolism but I don't think the guy named "mort" is going to make it #monsterdon

Why do they think bumbling around in the dark in this little rowboat is a good idea?
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon digging the scene were the #Octaman slaps its tentacles against the RV, only to be counterattacked by an Obnoxious Car Horn. In rage, the octopus man knocks some outdoor furniture over and then withdraws to the lake.

Octaman's mouth always hanging open 😮 and he still manages to be one of the most expressive characters

#Monsterdon

this would be in ideal movie to watch at like 2am when you're half asleep. i mean that in a good way

#monsterdon

octaman vs a triffid, who wins? #monsterdon

"...held me like a nest of snakes." Really? Using that as a comparison implies the rest of the crew has, at some point, experienced being held by a nest of...snakes. #Monsterdon

oh. so this is the real adventurer cuz he's the real scientist

#Octaman
#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonBingo

this movie sure gives you your money's worth in monster attacks

#monsterdon

That's why you don't bring a gun to a tentacle fight.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

so we’re all hoping this guy dies right #monsterdon

legends say sometimes in the still of the night you can hear the cry of the octopus... "mew mew!!"

#Monsterdon

@Taweret@octodon.social
Me too! And I like that they’re not coy about letting us admire it. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Octaman

He’s using an abstract watercolor map. Very artistic, but navigationally relaxed perhaps. #Monsterdon

Maybe he doesn't have compound eyes. Maybe his contact lenses are off center and he can't adjust them with those suckers. #Monsterdon #Octaman

#Monsterdon Switching to surreal martial arts interlude where the #Octaman knocks people over with its flimsy tentacle arms and then somehow... stabs people with the tentacles?

Yeah, see, the suit's not half bad in darkness. Why would you deliberately shoot it in bright sunlight? Incompetent. #Monsterdon

@AnotherDayInHell

Octaman is always on trend.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

wait a minute. you can't stab with an octopus tentacle

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Welcome to #Octaman, you are investigating a HEINOUS OCTOPUS MURDER!

Choose your character class.

Octa-fu! #Monsterdon

Octoman noods. 🐙
#Monsterdon #Octoman

i have a squid hat in the closet i was gonna wear while watching this but i forgot. oh well

#monsterdon

Octo friends for movie watching. WAH!
#Monsterdon #Octoman

Dr. Jameson's line reads are my favorite part of this scene.

"This could be the find of the century" with a flat affect 🤌

#Monsterdon

Octaman kills to protect his offspring. Octoman is just a single dad doing the best he can. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon guitar man dissects a poor dead octopus while flirting with it. For his cruelty toward cephalopods the #Octaman appears and kills him.

We then get to look at a puffer fish. Puffer fish are awesome! Fuck yeah, team puffer fish go!

Awww. Cute little monster in a bucket. #monsterdon

I smell SCIENTIST EXPLAINS THINGS coming on in 3... 2... #Monsterdon

monster attack 7 minutes in? cool

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Some characters have dropped, evenly divided by ethnicity:
* sad sunglasses scientist (main character?)
* guitar man
* bucket man
* accent lady
* BUCKET OCTOPUS (mainest character!)

why does it have bug vision ir if has cat eyes?

#monsterdon

#monsterdon "The Scientist" - closeup shot of "Cooter" from the Dukes of Hazzard, liking this movie already...

It's a pirate movie? LETS GOOO!
Avast ye land lubbers it's Captain Octobeard!
#Monsterdon #Octoman

Cheezy Films present....

OCTAMAN

#Monsterdon

Wow, the narrated version gives the game away right off the bat. #Monsterdon

Where do yall watch #monsterdon

Bad movies really make you appreciate the good ones. The costume in tonight's #Monsterdon film wasn't THAT much worse than the original Xenomorph costume.

But "Alien" made you believe, while this movie made it so obvious it was just a guy in a suit.

octaman steals the rv, drives into the city and gets into a slow motion OJ-style car chase while live tikoking his demands and manifesto

#monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 @starkraving666 This thing had a writer? #Monsterdon

@starkraving666 "Fuck you." - The writer, probably. #octaman #Monsterdon

"do you hear that?"
*begins pushing the woman to the front of the line*
#octaman #monsterdon

Thanks for the Bingo card Cheri!!
It's not Monsterdon without it!!

@cheribaker #Monsterdon #Octaman

while having octaman jump out of the rv was great, if you're gonna put him in it, he needs to drive it at some point

im just saying

#monsterdon

@forestine oh wait even better: #Octaman + Fast and Furious

#Monsterdon

I'm exhausted🤣

Everyone, thank you so much for the entertaining commentary!!!

Thank you @Taweret for bringing to us this informative travelogue full of spunk and spelunking!!!

I've suddenly got a taste for some ceviche. And for some reason, I'm need to put a hickie on my wife.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

brb going back to replay Octoman's exit from the RV like 10 times #monsterdon

Of all the movies I've watched this year, that was certainly one of them. #monsterdon #octaman #monsterDONE

I really really wanted an Octaman Winnibego chase. Missed opportunity. #Monsterdon

🐙​>mew mew

#monsterdon

where did the baby octopus go i was treating them as the protagonist #monsterdon

also, was it just me, or was the RV brown through most of the film... #monsterdon

to say that the movie ended abruptly would be to imply that things happened during the ~hour of runtime

that's a wrap on #Monsterdon! Keep your eyes peeled for the next one.

Holy Calamari #Octaman! Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Use all your tentacles to clap for our host, @Taweret!

Tonight we had an octasplash of thrills:

* Part man, part octopus, all monster!
* A science Winnebago that wasn't a mobile meth lab.
* So much monster hunting. On a lake. In a cave. At an RV.

They should have just left a trail of sugar from L.A. to Mexico and let the radioactive ants from Them! do their thing, imho ... two types of radioactive monstrosities with one stone ...
.
#Monsterdon
#Octoman
#Them!

The leisurely fucking off into the sea*, followed by that flop. I was wrong this movie's great.
#Monsterdon #Octaman

*Lake? Where are we?

#Monsterdon Uh. Did that count as fucking off into the sea? Lake?

DO IT! FUCK OFF INTO THE SEA! #monsterdon #octaman

Good idea Octaman, just fuck off into the lake. Not quite a sea, but y'work with what y'got. #Monsterdon

"i go lie down now" #monsterdon

THE END? WHAT? #monsterdon

there are 30 seconds left in this movie and literally nothing is resolved #monsterdon

There are still an awful lots of these guys still alive. I'm not sure Octoman is trying hard enough here. #Monsterdon #Octaman

@apLundell
Was anyone picked off during the crawl? NO!! It was a wasted event!

Maybe none of the actors was willing to be killed off, and the director had no power to force it because they were all in-laws or friends.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

Should have made Octaman action figures with a slap button. I'm sure they would have sold well

#Monsterdon #Octaman

#monsterdon Look at me (points 4 tentacles at exquisitely detailed eyes) I'm the winnebago driver now

#Monsterdon. Oh no! Octaman has learned to use DOORS!

they were disappointed to find the rv again but luckily octaman was inside

#monsterdon

YES Octoman got the RV #Monsterdon

Octaman gives such good hugs!
#Monsterdon

IT'S OCTAMAN RV NOW #monsterdon

Love the friendly ass slap as everyone files up into the passage #Monsterdon

OCTOMAN TRIED TO STEAL THE RV!! AHAHAHA!
#Monsterdon #Octoman

@Taweret@octodon.social
It is his film all the way #Monsterdon

it's funny, at first, this wasn't too bad, but it's like some kind of fibonacci sequence of psychic damage as it goes on, building and building and building #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CatsOfMonsterdon
They are not very interested in #Octaman & I can't blame them. #Cat #Cats belated #caturday

@bunnyhero They might not be smart people. #monsterdon

are they placing bets on tic-tac-toe??!? #monsterdon

im just saying at any point leaving the monster alone was an option

#monsterdon

Staying inactive to conserve oxygen is a great strategy if someone knows where you are and might rescue you.

It's not a great way to self-rescue, though.

#monsterdon

this movie takes place on a very oxygen-depleted version of earth #monsterdon

we followed a monster into a dark cave for no good reason and somehow it went wrong

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon. And now, to avoid spending money on special effects, we will have the action scene take place in the dark.

this is at the very least the second #monsterdon movie I’ve seen where they realize they can defeat the monster by shining bright lights in its eyes and simply decide not to do that

@sean hire the squid to take over his research

#Monsterdon #academia

#monsterdon

Here lies Dr. Rick, he was outwitted by a squid.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

#monsterdon fuckofftapus is not thrilled at this development

@trixter @yatsu Yeah I'm waiting for the number of characters to get cut down enough that I can tell them apart

#Monsterdon

@LK_877 @socketwench new sequel idea. Octasarariman. In the end he succumbs to dispair and ends up as tako sushi. #monsterdon #octaman