octaman vs a triffid, who wins? #monsterdon

"...held me like a nest of snakes." Really? Using that as a comparison implies the rest of the crew has, at some point, experienced being held by a nest of...snakes. #Monsterdon

oh. so this is the real adventurer cuz he's the real scientist

#Octaman
#Monsterdon
#MonsterdonBingo

this movie sure gives you your money's worth in monster attacks

#monsterdon

That's why you don't bring a gun to a tentacle fight.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

so we’re all hoping this guy dies right #monsterdon

legends say sometimes in the still of the night you can hear the cry of the octopus... "mew mew!!"

#Monsterdon

He’s using an abstract watercolor map. Very artistic, but navigationally relaxed perhaps. #Monsterdon

Maybe he doesn't have compound eyes. Maybe his contact lenses are off center and he can't adjust them with those suckers. #Monsterdon #Octaman

Yeah, see, the suit's not half bad in darkness. Why would you deliberately shoot it in bright sunlight? Incompetent. #Monsterdon

@AnotherDayInHell

Octaman is always on trend.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

wait a minute. you can't stab with an octopus tentacle

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Welcome to #Octaman, you are investigating a HEINOUS OCTOPUS MURDER!

Choose your character class.

Octa-fu! #Monsterdon

Octoman noods. 🐙
#Monsterdon #Octoman

i have a squid hat in the closet i was gonna wear while watching this but i forgot. oh well

#monsterdon

Octo friends for movie watching. WAH!
#Monsterdon #Octoman

Dr. Jameson's line reads are my favorite part of this scene.

"This could be the find of the century" with a flat affect 🤌

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon guitar man dissects a poor dead octopus while flirting with it. For his cruelty toward cephalopods the #Octaman appears and kills him.

We then get to look at a puffer fish. Puffer fish are awesome! Fuck yeah, team puffer fish go!

Awww. Cute little monster in a bucket. #monsterdon

I smell SCIENTIST EXPLAINS THINGS coming on in 3... 2... #Monsterdon

monster attack 7 minutes in? cool

#monsterdon

why does it have bug vision ir if has cat eyes?

#monsterdon

It's a pirate movie? LETS GOOO!
Avast ye land lubbers it's Captain Octobeard!
#Monsterdon #Octoman

Wow, the narrated version gives the game away right off the bat. #Monsterdon

Where do yall watch #monsterdon

Bad movies really make you appreciate the good ones. The costume in tonight's #Monsterdon film wasn't THAT much worse than the original Xenomorph costume.

But "Alien" made you believe, while this movie made it so obvious it was just a guy in a suit.

octaman steals the rv, drives into the city and gets into a slow motion OJ-style car chase while live tikoking his demands and manifesto

#monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 @starkraving666 This thing had a writer? #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe
I would have just clipped the first few seconds but I love the power rangers arm spread at the end too much lmao #monsterdon

@starkraving666 "Fuck you." - The writer, probably. #octaman #Monsterdon

"do you hear that?"
*begins pushing the woman to the front of the line*
#octaman #monsterdon

Thanks for the Bingo card Cheri!!
It's not Monsterdon without it!!

@cheribaker #Monsterdon #Octaman

while having octaman jump out of the rv was great, if you're gonna put him in it, he needs to drive it at some point

im just saying

#monsterdon

@forestine oh wait even better: #Octaman + Fast and Furious

#Monsterdon

I'm exhausted🤣

Everyone, thank you so much for the entertaining commentary!!!

Thank you @Taweret for bringing to us this informative travelogue full of spunk and spelunking!!!

I've suddenly got a taste for some ceviche. And for some reason, I'm need to put a hickie on my wife.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

brb going back to replay Octoman's exit from the RV like 10 times #monsterdon

Of all the movies I've watched this year, that was certainly one of them. #monsterdon #octaman #monsterDONE

I really really wanted an Octaman Winnibego chase. Missed opportunity. #Monsterdon

🐙​>mew mew

#monsterdon

where did the baby octopus go i was treating them as the protagonist #monsterdon

also, was it just me, or was the RV brown through most of the film... #monsterdon

to say that the movie ended abruptly would be to imply that things happened during the ~hour of runtime

that's a wrap on #Monsterdon! Keep your eyes peeled for the next one.

Holy Calamari #Octaman! Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Use all your tentacles to clap for our host, @Taweret!

Tonight we had an octasplash of thrills:

* Part man, part octopus, all monster!
* A science Winnebago that wasn't a mobile meth lab.
* So much monster hunting. On a lake. In a cave. At an RV.

They should have just left a trail of sugar from L.A. to Mexico and let the radioactive ants from Them! do their thing, imho ... two types of radioactive monstrosities with one stone ...
.
#Monsterdon
#Octoman
#Them!

The leisurely fucking off into the sea*, followed by that flop. I was wrong this movie's great.
#Monsterdon #Octaman

*Lake? Where are we?

#Monsterdon Uh. Did that count as fucking off into the sea? Lake?

DO IT! FUCK OFF INTO THE SEA! #monsterdon #octaman

Good idea Octaman, just fuck off into the lake. Not quite a sea, but y'work with what y'got. #Monsterdon

there are 30 seconds left in this movie and literally nothing is resolved #monsterdon

There are still an awful lots of these guys still alive. I'm not sure Octoman is trying hard enough here. #Monsterdon #Octaman

@apLundell
Was anyone picked off during the crawl? NO!! It was a wasted event!

Maybe none of the actors was willing to be killed off, and the director had no power to force it because they were all in-laws or friends.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

Should have made Octaman action figures with a slap button. I'm sure they would have sold well

#Monsterdon #Octaman

#monsterdon Look at me (points 4 tentacles at exquisitely detailed eyes) I'm the winnebago driver now

#Monsterdon. Oh no! Octaman has learned to use DOORS!

they were disappointed to find the rv again but luckily octaman was inside

#monsterdon

YES Octoman got the RV #Monsterdon

Octaman gives such good hugs!
#Monsterdon

IT'S OCTAMAN RV NOW #monsterdon

Love the friendly ass slap as everyone files up into the passage #Monsterdon

OCTOMAN TRIED TO STEAL THE RV!! AHAHAHA!
#Monsterdon #Octoman

@Taweret@octodon.social
It is his film all the way #Monsterdon

it's funny, at first, this wasn't too bad, but it's like some kind of fibonacci sequence of psychic damage as it goes on, building and building and building #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #CatsOfMonsterdon
They are not very interested in #Octaman & I can't blame them. #Cat #Cats belated #caturday

@bunnyhero They might not be smart people. #monsterdon

are they placing bets on tic-tac-toe??!? #monsterdon

im just saying at any point leaving the monster alone was an option

#monsterdon

Staying inactive to conserve oxygen is a great strategy if someone knows where you are and might rescue you.

It's not a great way to self-rescue, though.

#monsterdon

this movie takes place on a very oxygen-depleted version of earth #monsterdon

we followed a monster into a dark cave for no good reason and somehow it went wrong

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon. And now, to avoid spending money on special effects, we will have the action scene take place in the dark.

this is at the very least the second #monsterdon movie I’ve seen where they realize they can defeat the monster by shining bright lights in its eyes and simply decide not to do that

@sean hire the squid to take over his research

#Monsterdon #academia

#monsterdon

Here lies Dr. Rick, he was outwitted by a squid.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

#monsterdon fuckofftapus is not thrilled at this development

@trixter @yatsu Yeah I'm waiting for the number of characters to get cut down enough that I can tell them apart

#Monsterdon

@LK_877 @socketwench new sequel idea. Octasarariman. In the end he succumbs to dispair and ends up as tako sushi. #monsterdon #octaman

Cowboys vs Octopi!
#Monsterdon #Octoman

This is where we learn that Octaman is actually an Octodad!

#Monsterdon #Octaman

now don't forget to break off a stalagmite in case you need to beat the shit out of your android replica #monsterdon

a surprisingly large number of the cast is still alive. #monsterdon

@trixter Bad monster suits, plastic baby Octopi toys, a bit of racism, some overt sexism and now Octaman is killing people for taking its babies. And good luck trying to figure out where this thing is taking place. #Monsterdon #Octaman

I bet the Donner Party talked like that too #monsterdon

the sound track to this movie is basically "put Star Trek TOS in a blender" it's amazing #Monsterdon

Throw a damn ping pong ball in his mouth. It's the perfect size for it and his mouth is just open waiting for it.

#Monsterdon #Octaman

Is it daytime or nighttime?

#monsterdon

When you're a cowboy, the solution to every problem is horses. #Monsterdon

@floatybirb I bet the rest of the party was thinking "When is THAT gonna come in handy?" when she picked that bonus feat. #monsterdon #octaman

what happened to the baby octopus that octaman carried off in the beginning?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Gosh, the octopus monster could have gone into the forest or the lake. Which could it be?!?

#monsterdon every time i turn around to tend to my stew there are these exposition scenes that i'm completely miss and the first one i catch is this guy explaining how all octoman wants is love and is horny for pain

#monsterdon you can't just break out a graflex to take a picture like that and not have spinning newspapers immediately afterward, boo

@Taweret natural habitat #monsterdon

@Taweret justice for Octaman! #monsterdon

Is the Science Winnabego ok?!?

#monsterdon

@joewynne I think Octaman has heat exhaustion. #Monsterdon

This monster suit is amazing. #monsterdon #octaman

Man, shoutout to the actor in that suit, it takes some balls to stand THAT close to an open flame in a suit like that. #Monsterdon

There we go. We have the classic monster wife caring a woman away for... monster reasons.
What do you mean he doesn't like light? Dude is sunbathing every day.
#Monsterdon #Octoman