How does an octopus hit?

He throws a sucker punch!

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#Octaman is like a mash up of an inflamed hemorrhoid, vagina dentata and Party City tentacle porn costume

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am running behind y'all and... man... this is the cheeziest bitch slapping in the history of cinema

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ethpeeking of ethpaneesh ethpeeking pulpos,

never forget Pulpo Paul from the 2010 #WorldCup #CopaMundial

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#Monsterdon We killed the #Octaman. The rest of this movie will be about werewolves.

shooting octopus in the water? ain't that called Texas fishing

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haha WHAP gotcha sucker its OCTAMAN's RV WHAP WHAP #monsterdon #WhapsOfMonsterdon #BestOfMonsterdon

as usual an exquisite choice for an exquisite #Monsterdon from an exquisite host, @Taweret@octodon.social

can't wait for next Sunday's choice

by the way, have y'all noticed how #Octaman's kicks look like they're made of fine Argentinian leather?

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bandana guy made that sarape out of a couple of Ikea rugs

true story

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who wants to see cowboy's ass kicked by #Octaman?

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#Monsterdon Having failed to seduce Poncho Whittling Guy, Pipeman is discussing cosmic mysteries with the Designated Girl when the #Octaman escapes from his Very Secure Containment Facility (a net on the ground).

Fortunately, Designated Girl casts uses her Turn Cephalopods ability to force the Octaman away, so he can crawl back into the water. We blame his escape on the rain, which I guess brings Octopuses back to full power.

i knew bandana güey reminded me of someone

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¡PULPO A LA BARBACOA!

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BTW where can one procure an old RV like that... asking for a friend

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that's what you do to a mofo who wanna suck you without your consent

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so Octaman seems to be in a permanent acid trip.

that could be good or bad

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JC is no scientist... he's just the kind of guy that multiplies loves and fish and makes wine out of water. a real weird mofo

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tonight we learned that small lakes in mexico are filled with octopi that makes adorable "mew mew" sounds

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I swear the writing team must've been like fourth-grade me given a five-hundred word assignment, stretching out the plot as long as possible. "And then...they crawled. And then crawled some more." #Monsterdon

ooooooh. she gangsta.

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"Surprise motherfucker!" - Octaman (unused overdubbed dialog) #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I think #Octaman was designed as the sort of movie that you take someone to on a date, in hopes that they'll get bored and decide to make out with you.

#Monsterdon I wonder if the rest of the movie will be this dark so we'll just have to make up what's going on. #Octaman

#Monsterdon Poncho Whittling Guy uses his Ethnic Knowledge to lead Our Gallant Explorers to the Even More Secret Lair of #Octaman . In response, Octaman watches the Gallant Explorers from the bushes, like usual, then walks through some plants as dramatic music plays.

those fake eyelashes are totally on point

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so this is hentai but in reverse?

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#Monsterdon randomly the film coloration, musical style and desert like setting of #Octaman is reminding me a little bit of #StarTrek TOS, only with less likable characters.

But I could Kirk and Spock out in the desert trying to catch a weird tentacle monster created by pollution that was killing scientists. That's like a slow Tuesday for them.

there's wild kangaroos in Latin America?!?!

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these primitive peoples are latinoamericanos and their primitive diet is... ceviche? 🧐

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“It’s worse than I expected.”
We’re only two minutes into the movie, but he seems prescient.
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#Monsterdon Having finished #Octaman, I give it a rating of "huh... that was a thing."

Anyway, I think it needed more Village People in it... they sort of just stopped at the Indian and the Cowboy... they could've like got a Sailor or Construction Worker or something.

so #Octaman just wanna touch and suck somebody

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#Monsterdon #Octaman digging the percussion tracks as Whistling Whittler climbs through the cave in hopes of reaching freedom.

Meanwhile, the boys trapped in the cave invent dirt gambling, while Designed Girl reflects on her newfound psychic cephalopod powers.

Hopefully they had enough budget for some dismembered limbs to toss to the ground during the final fight. #Monsterdon

@socketwench
Taking the movie in a whole different direction as Octaman tries to make his way in the city without job skills or … #Monsterdon

#WeWantPlates not a Satanic Circle for our pulpo a la barbacoa

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Quietly humming "It must have been love, but it's OVER NOW..." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Getting a better look at the #Octaman, we see that it has suspiciously foot-shaped tentacles.

Anyway, Octaman attacks the fortified RV, but we don't manage to mash the car horn enough to scare him away, and then he kidnaps the Designated Girl carrying her away with his weird floppy tentacle hands. She passes out for some reason, probably hoping to sleep through the hentai tropes she hates.

They're going to burn up all the oxygen around him! There's no way to refresh the oxygen. #Monsterdon

i seriously love the octaman costume

bring back practical effects monsters

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CEVICHE TIME!
now with 100% more 1970s action movie music!

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#Monsterdon #Octaman "How can I believe there is a sea creature with octopus arms that walks on the earth like a man?"

asking the real questions.

This movie still has rom-com potential. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon In a moment of reflection, pipe man says that, even though the hippies are long haired and thus weird, they have a point in that pollution is bad and ecologies should be preserved.

Octaman's tenctacles have no issues becoming hard for...penetration. #Monsterdon

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Compound vision? OCTOPUS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!

Just remember, somebody was proud of this dialog at one point in their lives. #Monsterdon

Let’s release the octopus into its natural habitat… the grass.

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Octabass, seems related #monsterdon

well this is stuck in my head now.
Dead Kennedys - Winnibago Warrior #Monsterdon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rMIvywLO2tw

30 years ago one of my first online homes was a teenage BBS where the sysop's handle was Octoman, and his sig was "I can be killed by a flashlight!". Feeling some closure. #Monsterdon #Octaman

and as with all the best #monsterdon movies, its just suddenly over

ty for joining, everyone!!

THE BETRAYAL!!! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon like everyone else I am completely confused by the setting of #Octaman. I thought that we were in the American Southwest, only there's also a swamp... and maybe a seacoast?

Is this Texas, maybe? California? Somewhere in Mexico?

what's with slow Speedy González' (aka bandana guy) teeth?!?!

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"I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me," - Octaman, probably. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon it seems weird that #Octaman's secret lair is in a cave... maybe there's water in the cave so we can have a poorly choreographed underwater cave fight?

I checked and the monster suit is not in the Smithsonian.

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#Monsterdon trying to rescue the Designated Girl from the #Octaman, Sunglasses Guy and Cowboy attack the creature with Flashlights and then a Flimsy Fire Circle. Also, we somehow expect the flimsy fire circle to eat up all the oxygen around the Octaman, even though they are outside, beneath the sky, which famously has a lot of oxygen in it.

This plan seems to be working anyway for some reason, and Octaman starts wheezing and thrashing before falling over.

why are we even hunting the octaman? we should be lobbying to make this protected octaman habitat

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there is an aquatic monster murdering people. let's go out in a very small, tippable boat. this is a flawless plan

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Well, so far the body count is justifying the large cast. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #Octaman I missed the "p r a c t i c a l . f e m a l e" comment so I'm not sure which character in our adventuring party is the most sexist.

i love the octaman

i want things to work out for him

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bushy beard guy was giving me some Fher Olvera vibes

too bad he had to die so Maná could live

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the bushy beared guy was waaaaay head of the Latino Rock craze of the 1990s

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and there's a chita ready to sing, I LIKE TO LIVE IN AMERICAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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The creature actually seems to enjoy his work. So that’s nice. #Monsterdon

Cowboy aesthetic goes well with watery adventures. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Notable special effect scenes:
In the shot from Bucket Octopus' perspective, it looks like he has compound eyes, the thing that octopuses famously don't have.

The cute toy octopus crawling over grass is cheap but adorable.

today there's a new breed of adventurers... SCIENTISTS!

thank you @bunnyhero for the heads up. the Daily Motion link has the intro you mentioned, not the Vimeo one

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Fucking off into the sea to start the film? Interesting. #Monsterdon

OCTOMAN HAS FUCKED OFF INTO THE S--- err, into the Lake.
The End?...!
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#Monsterdon Wow did not expect the monster to just be killed by sufficient gunfire. I mean... most things can be killed by sufficient gunfire, so I guess its not too surprising.

Oh wait, nevermind, the monster got away. I think. It escaped in like three feet of water. Huh

As a memorial or something, Whistling Whittler throws his wooden doll in after the Octoman.

Thanks @Taweret@octodon.social
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Have a good week everyone!

OH NO! Poor Octoman...
His shotgun wedding has to be called off.
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I NEED this to end with octaman driving off in the rv

give me this

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It was beauty that killed the beast... #Monsterdon

BTW because that's totally a thing:

bandana guy, who sports a sarape and talks like a slow Speedy González, is wearing what looks like the gringo version of elekes Yoruba 🤨

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smartest character of the movie: octaman #monsterdon

Cave octopi, well known staple of underground ecology. #Monsterdon

i feel like leaving the octaman alone would decrease our odds of getting murdered by the octaman but im just different like that

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<Insert Tom Servo making Ominous Trumpet Noises here> #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon This octopus is surprisingly good at long trail hikes.

Predator vs. Billy vibes. #Monsterdon

it actually works... #monsterdon

he's enarmored by her ten hands

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octaman did nothing wrong

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WHY DOES THE OCTOPUS HAVE KNEES #Monsterdon

Okay, Octaman carrying off the female lead is definitely a B-Movie all time classic shot. #Monsterdon #Octaman

@floatybirb maybe octamen evolved into salt vampires in the 23rd century #monsterdon

seeing all these tentacles makes me think of Lent Fridays in Puerto Rico... y'all gonna hate me & wish you had a boricua restaurant near you, by the time we're done with this movie.

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I'm not very good at symbolism but I don't think the guy named "mort" is going to make it #monsterdon

Why do they think bumbling around in the dark in this little rowboat is a good idea?
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#Monsterdon digging the scene were the #Octaman slaps its tentacles against the RV, only to be counterattacked by an Obnoxious Car Horn. In rage, the octopus man knocks some outdoor furniture over and then withdraws to the lake.

Octaman's mouth always hanging open 😮 and he still manages to be one of the most expressive characters

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this would be in ideal movie to watch at like 2am when you're half asleep. i mean that in a good way

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