"Could it be the Plague"?

"Cast looks at dead body"

Well done, everyone

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Drac once again doing his own heavy lifting. Y'know, he'd make a solid dock hand himself. #Monsterdon

I had pet rats as a kid so I'm on Team Aw Cute Little Ratties.

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Those rats are too cute to pass as plague carriers. #Monsterdon

the plague? every one side eyes the body. #monsterdon

@catzilla I swear, I saw Dutch signage!

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Hey, the fang marks are actually a realistic distance apart and match Dracula's teeth. I reiterate that the bar is in hell #Monsterdon

🐀 RAT 🐀 PARTY 🐀 #monsterdon

Them some well-fed rats.

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You know, with the original being a silent film these long stretches of just music and scenery really work well for herzog's style

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"...he lashed himself to the wheel"
"No judgement. Whatever you're into."

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World's most Amsterdam-ass London

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#monsterdon OK that last one was pretty niche

Oh just rats and dirt. No, like, clothes or heirlooms or furniture. Just rats and dirt packed in coffins. As you do. #Monsterdon

this lucy is like a renaissance painting just lurking around every corner. also A+ #monsterdon

#Monsterdon once again i want to give major kudos to the cinematography this film is consistently beautiful even if it makes very little sense

Could a dying captain lash himself to the steering wheel and point his ship to port now?

It would look a bit terrorist-y

Props for getting the right canal and everything though.

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If one could only laugh at life's little problems like Renfield. #monsterdon

Plague... Quarantine?

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#Monsterdon The original “Captain’s log” delivery, by far the best. Always thought that was one of the most eerie parts of the book.

Who TF brought the man a box full of flies, anyway? #monsterdon

i looked away for a second to make some food and now we are on a boat. i am gonna assume dracula has become airborne and we are hunting him in the mists now #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Coffins on a cart. Coffins on a raft. Coffins on a boat. Oh, and the advanced guard of rats.

i do hate that the scene with drac slowly approaching our guy in bed threatening and a bit sexual and him not at all feeling like he can fight or run away is way too familiar and this is good filmmaking i guess #Monsterdon

This movie has so many amazing shots #monsterdon

Dracula doesn't know how to load coffins. That last one is gonna fall off a couple of miles down the road.

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That's some vigorous door opening there.

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See Jonathan, he gave you the nice bedroom.

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Bit rude to be opening people's tombs like that....

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Oh no, someone forgot to close the gate and the Lucy got out.

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#Monsterdon i love the use of darkness-forward lighting, and how dracula's clothes meld into the darkness so he has a giant white floating head

Heh, Drac looks up like, Do you MIND I'm in the MIDDLE OF SOMEONE. #Monsterdon

What this month is teaching me is vampires have always been gay. #monsterdon

Dracula doesn't believe in boundaries #monsterdon

Vampyre is when you set them on fire #UndeadFacts #Monsterdon

"I'm here to turn down your sheets for you."
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She sensed a disturbance in the force.

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#Monsterdon Harker "I am never coming here for a sleep-over again!"

okay, legit amazing though, right here. the way he gliiides over to the bed, his hands all tensed up? amazing. #monsterdon

We may have arrived at the finding out (that Dracula is a vampire) stage

Or maybe not

There's no way to tell

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Really like Drac being in black and white here

REAL hard to do before CGI

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What if Harker was ripping Dracula off. Not just over charging for a new house but making him sign away rights to his own castle. What if landlords are the real evil and small home owning vampires are the victi-- this slow paced movie is making me brain storm a more interesting one...
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That shot with Nosferatu at the doorway is outstanding. Herzog is a genius.

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i also enjoy coveting mens wives throats #Monsterdon

Okay, Klaus, for this scene, I want you sad. Imagine you’ve just married a 25 year-old, but your Viagra prescription has run out
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The inside of the castle seems to be in good condition but is a bit bare for decoration. #Monsterdon

actually I think I would be more scared of being alone with kinski the real person than with dracula

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This Dracula is much more sad than scary.

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dracula you have got to get out more my dog you might be eternal and immortal but like go out take in a show make some new vampires to hang with you don't have to just suffer in the abyss like this #monsterdon

Same complexion

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#Monsterdon we get it, you're having your mid-eternity crisis and want a change of scenery. sign on the dotted line

For those who couldn't quite make it out, I looked it up, and "Graf" is the German equivalent of the title "Count". #Monsterdon

I love that there's those two little bats sleeping in the broken window panes

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just writing in my journal on a table full of twigs, as one does

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i guess this movie is appropriate for (canadian) fangsgiving #monsterdon

Is the taxidermy gonna attack? #monsterdon

Props to this movie for being in what actually looks like a medieval building!

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This castle/house... amazing. I saw a large house in southern France that was a bit like this... I want to say it'd been converted to a Picasso museum, perhaps.

Stunning architecture.

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im just picturing Dracula slicing watermelon tho

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Just lay back down, Lucy says, maybe it’ll see itself out!
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So I wasn't paying a ton of attention while doing dinner prep with the laptop on the counter, but did that just turn a turn for the very, very creepy right after Harker cut his finger?

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This? This is why they invented window screens. #Monsterdon

oh thank fuck it's only rabies

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The use of sound is what's grossing/freaking me out. All this breathing. #Monsterdon

@socketwench i literally just said that out loud lol #monsterdon

NOOOOO
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#Monsterdon that clock RULES

God in heaven, how does he wipe with those nails? #Monsterdon

OMG I WANT THE SKULL CUCKOO CLOCK #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon This dinner scene is more creepy and awkward than Denethor’s.

Spouse: ”Less singing, too, unless you count the wolves.”

Hm, this time around vampires like wolves.

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How many of us want that goth clock now?

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I'm not actually hungry, Mr unheigenic fingernails heavy breather.

This is gonna cost extra.

“It’s nearly midnight, and I partake of nothing at this hour.”

Same. Acid reflux is a bummer.

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Yes, yes - please stare at me while I eat. Thank you.

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I like how Jonathon doesn't comment on the Count's odd looks. He knows that inbreeding is rampant among the aristocracy, and this is par for the course.

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"the children of the night make their music"

*The Cure plays in the background as festive Goths frolic in the graveyard

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this castle is much less cobwebby than last week's

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Kinski really is dream casting here. he's extremely believable as someone not quite human

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If you have enough money, doordash I mean real estate lawyers will meet you anywhere. #Monsterdon

Awkward dinner with Kinski-Nosferatu....

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The music is original (maybe) but good!
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These rocks he’s climbing make for a great #Monsterdon/ #Mosstodon mashup

Mood setting with beautiful haunting foggy scenery and better music is working now.
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Where tf this guy going? Mordor? #monsterdon

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Herzog...
Clouds...

Oh that's a really cool cave. Just imagine how many exsanguinated bodies the count has dropped in those turbulant waters
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That really is beautiful countryside.

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Hiking always looks fun and peaceful when you yourself are not hiking. #monsterdon

Now it feels like a barbarian film

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Just an easy stroll from town to the castle.
Impressive though.
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Snark-aside, this *is* nice scenery.

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This waterfall is reminding me of the Laibach song Life is Life

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#monsterdon The quantum leap in quality from last week, folks

he'll have to walk to the borgor pass

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Hallucinatory horses pulling a hallucinatory wagon then?

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okay sick scenery tho

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I don’t think I’ve ever had turndown service that included a sprinkling of holy water. #Monsterdon

I may have to come back later to see tavern goose again.

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#Monsterdon Oh yay, vampires are helpfully covered in the tourist guide.