Okay can someone splice in that clip of Samantha throwing the shoe with George W. Bush dodging the thrown shoe? #Monsterdon ☄️

#Monsterdon See, this is why I stay away from malls. You all saw what happened in Chopping Mall. Now this.

save your ammo omg those mags only have like 30 rounds in them #monsterdon

"GET 'ER? THAT was your plan?! GET 'ER?"

#monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

I think I went to high school with the guy on the microphone. #Monsterdon

Mac10s sound so cheap when the slider is slidden

#monsterdon

the code is clearly to dump your drink in the disk drive imo

#monsterdon

The real monster was the guys we met hanging out in the womens' department all along

#Monsterdon

How long have this gang been waiting in this particular mall for girls to arrive?

#monsterdon

Chakotay why are you working out in the neon lighting? Is this a sex thing?
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Don't grieve. Shop! #Monsterdon

A F... did she say a FAG???

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Fallout, the movie, By Wes Anderson

#monsterdon F SLUR

@steggy Fun (?) fact: someone - I forget who - posted earlier that this is not actually Cyndi Lauper; they re-recorded the song to avoid having to pay for the licensing

(assuming that's true, they got impressively close)

#Monsterdon

Hey, remember when we watched Chopping Maul? Good times, good times. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

@allanb Maybe a side effect of the comet? #monsterdon

Loss of memery, they no longer know how to put lower text on the bottom of a cat photo #monsterdon

Oh wait, is this the ........ Chopping Mall?!?

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

just a reminder, this is the natural outcome of Reganomics #monsterdon #nightofthecomet

I KNEW this would find its way to a shopping mall

#monsterdon

'let's go raid the mall to distract from how deeply awful everything is and how everyone we know is dead' #monsterdon

Shopping montage!!!! #Monsterdon set to "Gals Just Want a Good Time" by Kitty Lopper!

@SnoopJ Creepy guys: they just want to watch the security camera

#Monsterdon

You got me, I didn't expect a shopping montage

#Monsterdon

Let's goooo shoppping..... que fake Cindy Lauper

#monsterdon

Apocalypse is when no more capitalism

#Monsterdon

GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING #Monsterdon ☄️

Big hair is amazingly robust at holding its shape after a few days

#monsterdon

"I'm getting a rash, too"

Well, have you considered changing out of that polyester sweater? Having a bath? #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

"I'm sorry the end of the world makes me a little nervous."

:big_mood:

#monsterdon

halfway through!

#monsterdon

"Your dermatologist's dead you know" #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

So he's just going to run back to Los Angeles?

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Yeah, terrible mix, I can't hear what those two scientists are saying at all. They must really want us to hear their chopper fx.

#monsterdon

i would be really upset about everyone ive known being suddenly dead and zombies trying to kill me but these women are just rolling with it. i guess you gotta admire that

#monsterdon

Science Brunette does not want to have to experiment on children

(I'm also now hoping Science Brunette is DMK) #monsterdon

Oh good, I'm sure they're not gonna do horrible, unspeakable things to those children. #Monsterdon

Ah, to be a woman in science in the 80s, wearing legwarmers over your science jumpsuit.

#monsterdon

@ottaross shoot it dead #monsterdon

"You don't seem to hold majority rule in very high regard."

Considering where it's gotten us (points to desolate world)....you want to rephrase that bullshit, sir?

#Monsterdon

I got a confesh Monsterdon, I have a crush on Audrey so I hope she doesn't disintegrate. #Monsterdon ☄️

@paco To be fair, the man in question is Chakotay, so I'd give it a pass

#Monsterdon

"there goes the neighborhood"
The writers thought they were being clever

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Yes, reason with the zombies. #Monsterdon

oh no loss of memery the worst internet fate

#monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

oh my god the framed portrait of JFK 🤣

too real

#Monsterdon

Aww it's little Timmie from next door

#monsterdon

@msh @jonny The filmmakers could deconstruct the apocalypse forever as far as I'm concerned
#monsterdon

I WANT MY TWO DOLLARS! #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

I will say Hector is about 80% less douchebag than this kind of role usually calls for, so kudos there.

But of course, going home means you get to kill a zombied family member. Eveyrone knows that.

#Monsterdon

"whoever is making zombie noises out there, you better not be a zombie"

#monsterdon

Damn, Hector's getting a completely unexpected amount of characterization

#Monsterdon

The clothing. The lighting. This movie is poisonously 80s.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

lol, zombie child!

#monsterdon

Kelli Maroney improvised the Uzi line when the weapon jammed for real. Director Thom Eberhardt told the cast to react to any unexpected occurrences in character, since time and budget were tight and they needed to avoid retakes. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet #imdbTrivia

@jonny to be honest time has flown by considering how little has actually happened since the Comet Event so kudos to them for that at least #Monsterdon

this is the reddest movie

#monsterdon

Yeah that's tight push your sister around near a 50 foot drop

#monsterdon

@moira And that's the actor improvising when the Mac10 misfired or stovepiped 3 times in a row. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

The War on Cars getting a bit literal here. #Monsterdon ☄️

Chakotay doing situps to prepare for the zombie apocalypse lol.

#Monsterdon

daddy would have gotten us uzis. #monsterdon

"Daddy would've gotten us Uzis" I LOVE YOU

#monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

If Beltran survived the comet in a Truck there will be more survivor Truckers......

#monsterdon

*golden*
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

A number of unabashed buffalo shots but it's a cheerleader so I guess it's ok

#monsterdon

in fairness i have health anxiety but i do think most people would worry at least a little about a mysterious rash appearing right at the same time that people are turning into zombies

#monsterdon

Oh no Samantha is turning into a zombie??? :( #monsterdon

Oh it's is prerecorded...
"Beam me up Scotty."
Wait...
IS THAT FUCKING CHAKOTAY!? Accidentally perfect timing for a Star Trek quote.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

@moira Night of the Comet Inception #Monsterdon

when was the last time a human being said "going steady"?

#monsterdon

Easy listening 80s Gold

#monsterdon

this whole radio station is basically decor by cocaine addiction

#monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Music so bad it's even bad in the background

#monsterdon

So in my last "Sam goes to the gym" attempt I did things like inclined situps and doing them with a belt and wearing jeans? Guy is a masochist.

#Monsterdon

@ottaross it's a bit intense, isn't it? So MUCH black leather....

#monsterdon

Wow fooled me twice! #monsterdon

my neighbor is an interior designer and lives in some low light red-colored dungeon space like this one and i gotta say it looks cool but it's extremely hard to tell what anything looks like or where it is, so vibe palace might not be the best option for survival #monsterdon

It's the apocalypse, have no strings attached sex with the trucker in tight pants, be free

#Monsterdon

🦖 #MONSTERDON 🎞️

☄️ TRIVIA OF THE COMET

#NightOfTheComet1984

Robert Beltran recommended Mary Woronov ("Audry") to be in this movie. They developed her movie dialogue at the station on their own.

He knew her from appearing together in Eating Raoul (1982). Later, they appeared together in Scenes from the Class Struggle in Beverly Hills (1989).

Oh hey girl, I'm just doing my lawn furniture calisthenics. #monsterdon

Also that dream sequence was a *bit* of a reach. #Monsterdon

"Look. here's Chuck."
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Me living in that awkward lesbian space between "Do we really need to show boobies?" and "Me like boobies." #monsterdon

Dream sequence says ACAB #monsterdon

double cop nightmare in the palace of vibes #monsterdon

@Lazarou
It might make more sense later! You don't know!
😆

#MONSTERDON

"I'm not the phone company. NOBODY'S the phone company anymore!" 😂

#Monsterdon

All Cops Are Breaking down into calcium dust

#Monsterdon

Whew. It was just a zombie cop fetish dream.
#Monsterdon

I wondering where that dress came from

#monsterdon

Wait, that was only a nightmare?

#monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

#monsterdon CHiPs!

DON'T PULL OVER YOU LITTLE DIPSHIT WHAT THE FUCK #Monsterdon

AND OMG AUDREY IS WEARING LEG WARMERS WITH HER SPEED SUIT! 😍😍😍😍

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

you can be the phone company now if you want to

#monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

oh no zombie cops ahhhh #monsterdon

So the red powder was calcium? #monsterdon