That keyboard must've been a Model M. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

REG WITH THE CHAIR, BY GAWD

#Monsterdon

so in the last 30 minutes we have done a whole movie's worth of plot, going from "nothing is happening" (in a good way) to "knowing a ton about the apocalypse and being fully involved with the science cult" but also we lost one of our beloved protagonists and so i think the only way through is for the remaining video game woman to go out blasting #monsterdon

...sensing a theme with the sunglasses

#Monsterdon

"may i see you a moment?"
i'm not sure you can, actually.
#monsterdon

"I love working with kids" DARK #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Terrible PPE discipline. They're all going to contract something or other.

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

it's *DIABEETUS* don't you even Wilfred Brimley?

#monsterdon

it's gonna be an underground morgue in a little while, ma'am. #monsterdon

These scientists are so bad at
. .. Everything

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Mono could lead to Parkinson's, but sure it's only mono

#monsterdon

I think that's a Volker-Craig terminal behind her Can't see it well enough to be sure, though.

#monsterdon

*Death Jazz* #Monsterdon

Somebody ignored protocol

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Hector, why were you "sneaking around" like Santa Claus? Wha?

I can't focus on the rest of the movie now.

#Monsterdon

The easy-listening 80s young republican mall music never stopped, everyone listens to it

#monsterdon

I, uh.... am not sure what the fuck is going on right now.

#Monsterdon

@Newpa_Hasai This is an excellent summary of this movie

#Monsterdon

Everyone has uzis? How armed was this town? This is the most american town of 1984.
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Look, that is an amazing car.

#monsterdon

everyone in this movie really embraces the bright side of the apocalypse

#monsterdon

"What did you expect me to do, Oscar? Go for my gun?"
"Of course not."—quote from man shot #Monsterdon ☄️

Aha, the visitor on the comet was Santa Claus all along!

#Monsterdon

What? I doubt Reggie would left her sister with the sinister duo.
#monsterdon

unexpected santa claus

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NO I CANT BELIEVE THEY did that to her what in the fuck #monsterdon

Oof. Poor girl.

#monsterdon

That ricochet sound effect is like the Wilhelm Scream of gunshots.

#monsterdon

Scientist Shootout!

#monsterdon

Scratch that: I'm extremely confused about everything in this film

#Monsterdon

did.... she just.... euthanize her? #monsterdon

you could at least have the decency to come up with a lie before you get asked. "um..." is not a great answer when someone asks you what's in the syringe. #monsterdon

he's not a fox

#monsterdon

Samantha's gonna get Old Yellered :( #Monsterdon

Glasses scientist is definitely dying. Volunteering to stay behind. Sooooo dead.....

#Monsterdon

It's amazing that all these 1980s screeds against consumerism had no effect.
#monsterdon

well they're not green berets, but i guess they are technically rescuing you? #monsterdon

"E-ticket attraction" is a boomer-ass reference

#Monsterdon

Wow, E-ticket. Old Disneyland reference for those who don't know it.

#monsterdon

Why is this shootout even happening?

#monsterdon

...So the scientist's great idea is... Search every mall in the area? #Monsterdon

oh, surprise, the sunglasses were plot-motivated!

#Monsterdon

matter of fact, i think she would know what you want, and that nightmare was only about 45 minutes ago. #monsterdon

Oh. Oooh. *That's* why they're evil.

#monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

where would adolescents with nothing to do go
- the 1980s.
#monsterdon

"This whole area is an absolute monument to Consumerism"

surprisingly lefty for an 80s mall movie

#monsterdon

"I'm not crazy, I just don't give a fuck!"

Amazing line.

#monsterdon

Shoot the hostage? Like Speed?

#monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Willie is not a convincing evil guy

#monsterdon

Willy was the assistant manager at radio shack before the comet #Monsterdon

This guy got his shopping in early. He wants to monopolize the fashion. He with the most fashion wins.

#monsterdon

I think he spoke for everyone there
#monsterdon

there are still zombies tho right?

#monsterdon

The best kind of playful post-apocalyptic fashion/shopping/looting montage #monsterdon

Perfume is flammable, isn't it? Just thinking...

#monsterdon

Okay she was right, the shoes are doing better than the Mac 10

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Okay can someone splice in that clip of Samantha throwing the shoe with George W. Bush dodging the thrown shoe? #Monsterdon ☄️

#Monsterdon See, this is why I stay away from malls. You all saw what happened in Chopping Mall. Now this.

save your ammo omg those mags only have like 30 rounds in them #monsterdon

"GET 'ER? THAT was your plan?! GET 'ER?"

#monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

I think I went to high school with the guy on the microphone. #Monsterdon

Mac10s sound so cheap when the slider is slidden

#monsterdon

the code is clearly to dump your drink in the disk drive imo

#monsterdon

How long have this gang been waiting in this particular mall for girls to arrive?

#monsterdon

Chakotay why are you working out in the neon lighting? Is this a sex thing?
#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Don't grieve. Shop! #Monsterdon

A F... did she say a FAG???

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Fallout, the movie, By Wes Anderson

#monsterdon F SLUR

@steggy Fun (?) fact: someone - I forget who - posted earlier that this is not actually Cyndi Lauper; they re-recorded the song to avoid having to pay for the licensing

(assuming that's true, they got impressively close)

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Hey, remember when we watched Chopping Maul? Good times, good times. #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

@allanb Maybe a side effect of the comet? #monsterdon

Loss of memery, they no longer know how to put lower text on the bottom of a cat photo #monsterdon

Oh wait, is this the ........ Chopping Mall?!?

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

just a reminder, this is the natural outcome of Reganomics #monsterdon #nightofthecomet

I KNEW this would find its way to a shopping mall

#monsterdon

'let's go raid the mall to distract from how deeply awful everything is and how everyone we know is dead' #monsterdon

Shopping montage!!!! #Monsterdon set to "Gals Just Want a Good Time" by Kitty Lopper!

@SnoopJ Creepy guys: they just want to watch the security camera

#Monsterdon

You got me, I didn't expect a shopping montage

#Monsterdon

Let's goooo shoppping..... que fake Cindy Lauper

#monsterdon

Apocalypse is when no more capitalism

#Monsterdon

GET IN LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING #Monsterdon ☄️

"I'm getting a rash, too"

Well, have you considered changing out of that polyester sweater? Having a bath? #monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

"I'm sorry the end of the world makes me a little nervous."

:big_mood:

#monsterdon

halfway through!

#monsterdon

"Your dermatologist's dead you know" #Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

So he's just going to run back to Los Angeles?

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Yeah, terrible mix, I can't hear what those two scientists are saying at all. They must really want us to hear their chopper fx.

#monsterdon

i would be really upset about everyone ive known being suddenly dead and zombies trying to kill me but these women are just rolling with it. i guess you gotta admire that

#monsterdon

Science Brunette does not want to have to experiment on children

(I'm also now hoping Science Brunette is DMK) #monsterdon

Oh good, I'm sure they're not gonna do horrible, unspeakable things to those children. #Monsterdon

@ottaross shoot it dead #monsterdon

"You don't seem to hold majority rule in very high regard."

Considering where it's gotten us (points to desolate world)....you want to rephrase that bullshit, sir?

#Monsterdon

I got a confesh Monsterdon, I have a crush on Audrey so I hope she doesn't disintegrate. #Monsterdon ☄️

@paco To be fair, the man in question is Chakotay, so I'd give it a pass

#Monsterdon

"there goes the neighborhood"
The writers thought they were being clever

#Monsterdon #NightOfTheComet

Yes, reason with the zombies. #Monsterdon

oh no loss of memery the worst internet fate

#monsterdon #NightOfTheComet