I do agree that we all agree that Mr. Nelson is a dick.

#monsterdon #mothra

@arisummerland literally seconds after I told you that I wasn't getting more ads, they started up. I asked for that.

2nd set of ads, 39 mins in:

Spectrum internet, chicken sandwiches that hate gays, playstation soccer game, nissan altima, that corp-cult ebook again.

#Monsterdon #Mothra

back to the other "really natives we swear" but at least these guys are performing their staged interpretive dance in order to summon destruction upon the invaders, so i guess this time it's okay. #Monsterdon

Inquiring minds want to know how they got the Fae Sisters to dress up.

Ah, that's the song I remember from the American version.

And a dance number, with faux Infant natives.

But Mothra still hears! And, we get a dance number with the real natives for The Egg.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon for later https://godzilla.fandom.com/wiki/Rolisica

Ha ha ha "I'm so glad to see you again" If this guy had a moustache it would be twirling ITSELF right now :P #Monsterdon

NOW WE DRINK PAINT #monsterdon

I just feel like Nelson should be a Tim Curry expy #monsterdon

All that and they couldn't make the circle even #monsterdon #mothra

Uh… I feel like a sex show might break out any second. #Monsterdon

Oh man, liturgical dance has really changed. #Monsterdon

SUSPICIOUS EGG #monsterdon

oh they’re singing about mothra in the film mothra that we’re in! that’s probably good for us! #monsterdon

address the systemic factors driving giant kaiju invasions, don't just address the kaiju as they happen #BanVaudeville #monsterdon

@yatsu So... Is the blackface on stage more or less real than the blackface on the island? We're gettin' meta here. #Monsterdon

@arisummerland i still haven't had more ads yet, but there were a LOT before the movie. #Monsterdon #Mothra

#monsterdon Money? It's about the money?

I can't tell how big these natives are

#monsterdon #Mothra

did he kidnap the natives too? or are those stereotypical relics of stereotypical relics of actual native peoples. #Monsterdon

Everybody stand transfixed while they sing the song that ends the earth. #monsterdon #mothra

@blogdiva Mozill-LA! mozill-LA!

#monsterdon #mothra

@Taweret@octodon.social But it's more fun this way!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

The orchestra strikes up the Mothra hymn and the captive girls know it's their cue #monsterdon

vaudeville was just a thin cover for kidnapping various lifeforms from around the world wasn't it. #monsterdon

"don't be alarmed, ladies and gentleman. that little carriage is made of chrome steel!" #monsterdon

"I stole some people from another culture so you can gawk at them. I'm fucking cool." #MONSTERDON

"we live in the Atomic Age!"

there's something you don't hear much anymore.

#Monsterdon

Tonight live at the Infant island theater: MOTHRA!!
#Monsterdon #Mothra

...Is our villain seriously going for a cheap showtunes revue? Who IS this clown? #Monsterdon

I looked away to write some toots and now there's a levitating golden chariot, what the fuck is going on. #Monsterdon

STONEHENGE

#monsterdon #mothra

#monsterdon

Secrecy didn't work!

Important moral lessons.

Ladies and gentlemen, put your hands together for THE PEANUTS #Monsterdon

mothra, i offer you my body as a blood sacrifice! #Monsterdon

"Well the girls are going to stand around for an hour then we'll close with the ethnic humor of Doogan and Dershwitz." #Monsterdon #Mothra

The monster is a default birdsite profile?! #monsterdon

#monsterdon
"Mothra!"

roll credits!

lolololol he called him Boss in english. amazing. #Monsterdon

That photo would convince Arthur Conan Doyle :P #Monsterdon

Oh now you chucklefucks have done it. #MONSTERDON

I’d hate to see the chicken that laid that egg. #monsterdon #mothra

I've gotta say this depiction of the relation between the Japanese and the natives hits different for a person whose descended from people from one of those Pacific islands, in an interesting way #monsterdon

the reporter actor is REALLY reminding me of someone else

#monsterdon #mothra

#monsterdon The secret is to bang the rocks together, guys.

Clark Nelson. Crooked international art deal?
Country of origin unknown but working for the country of Rolisica.
Rolisica is definitely not America. Nope. Couldn't be a stand in for the US.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

oh now they've really got egg on their faces

#monsterdon #mothra

Why, yes, I had supplies and plenty of time to copy several pages of symbols off the cave walls in those few minutes I was away from the group.

#Monsterdon

Meanwhile, back on Infant Island, the Infantile Squad continue to hunt for tiny fairies.

#Monsterdon #Mothra

That was a terrible First Contact boys #Monsterdon

People who are prone to seizures please do not look directly at Mothra <_< #Monsterdon

He said Mothra 3 times - you know what that means!
#monsterdon #Mothra

So this drum riff is the locals' "Oh Shit the Fairies Have Been Kidnapped" alarm? Does this happen often enough that they have to practice it to keep that rhythm going? #Monsterdon

A cave with plants and birds and rocks and things? #Monsterdon

“Mothra? What does it mean?” Well, the Egyptian single is really into Lepidoptera… #monsterdon #mothra

Clearly there are not enough vampire plants on this island. #Monsterdon #Mothra

how many times in all the movies do the shobijin get abducted? #Monsterdon

ok the delay effect to simulate lots of gunfire is not bad #monsterdon

@moira and..........and......she sounds like a hybrid when she flies....... #mothradon #monsterdon

Aaaaand the blackface is back >_> #Monsterdon

"They're banging rocks together, kill them!"
#Monsterdon #Mothra

surprisingly bloodless bullets! #monsterdon

that's right, put them in THERE

-- sickos

#monsterdon #mothra

@emma the more things change, the more they stay the same. Tsk. We've learned NOTHING from generations of Toho movies.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

"Mothra... What's it mean?"

Well, chief, I've got a feeling you're gonna find out. #Monsterdon

it's like She-Ra, but a moth.

#monsterdon #mothra

Is he wearing a badly stained sweater or what? I don't get it #monsterdon

“Who painted so many buttholes on this calligraphy?” #monsterdon #mothra

#Monsterdon. Books. Learning. Intellectuals. Good props.

wish reporters got that excited about science all the time. #Monsterdon

Seriously, what radiation units are they using?

#Monsterdon #Mothra

@Taweret He would have destroyed!!!

#Monsterdon 🦋 #Mothra

Oh hey brown face... *sigh* On the 60s.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

Maybe next week I'll remember to figure out how to get a #Monsterdon bingo card?

@brion yup #Mothradon #monsterdon

@yatsu Blackface is universal I guess. 😬 #Monsterdon #Mothra

"isn't very lucky our coming to this island". FORESHADOWING!

#monsterdon

#monsterdon No, they're trying to tell you your fly is down

(um, are those guys in blackface??? holy cow.) #Monsterdon

@aburka dang i always miss the billboards/brand names one. seconded ur bingo #monsterdon #monsterdonBingo

You can tell those suits are high-tech because every man has their own container of ketchup and mustard on their back. #Monsterdon

good to know old school japanese movies have the exact same stereotypes of natives we did in the west. #Monsterdon

The Fae Sisters song is *much* creepier in the original compared to the American version ... and *Hey* don't just grab them up ...

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Guns in armpits. Seriously skilled shooters.

"We're surrounded! Scatter!" #monsterdon

"What should I do boss?"

Y'want I should talk more like a mug? Should I use some metaphors about concrete shoes? #Monsterdon

That's a #Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo!

#monsterdon "We're surrounded! Scatter!"

Is that a sound military tactic?

"Hi, we're not your fetish, nor your fucking test site."

"I'm a billionaire, fuck you."

#MONSTERDON

I don’t like the way that guy said “Did you say women a foot high?” 👀 #Monsterdon

#monsterdon how big is this crew? That's a lot of people and suits and stuff. Funding?

THAT DARN PHONE IS STILL RINGING!
#Monsterdon #Mothra

My, that was a yummy slime mold!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

honda was so good at achieving aesthetics like 'spooky fantasy jungle' and 'flying saucers and scifi'

imagine what he could have done with modern tech and a big budget

#monsterdon

Doc we were JUST TALKING about the importance of consent here! #Monsterdon

Handsy #monsterdon

"Did you say women a foot high?"
The villain's barely disguised behind an arched eyebrow fetish.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

the voice of the pixies in the dub is just breathless woman sounds #monsterdon

Small women commanding vampire plants to attack is no basis for the plot of a movie. #Monsterdon

instantly going to sleep…gotta respect it #monsterdon

"oh yeah! that's it! goodnight."
#approve #Monsterdon