You think you can stop Mothra with fire in the water? No! The elements are hers to command!
#Monsterdon #Mothra

"head to the defense office, find out their plans"
defense office: *bombs the shit out of everything.*
#Monsterdon

I'm getting a feeling we're gonna have some good miniatures destruction real soon #monsterdon

I think this transfer is particularly dark. Hard to see anything in this dam scene. #Monsterdon #Mothra

Yes, Mothra, destroy the Three Gorges Dam! #Monsterdon

Why I do believe that's bingo!

#monsterdon

Chekhov's BABY! #monsterdon

@trixter I counted it and have bingo ^_^

#monsterdon #mothra

Love the looping jet takeoff footage

(seems that I am a few minutes behind a bunch of people? Maybe the archive.org version is a different cut)

#Monsterdon

I like how any time someone says "Mothra", everyone else has to stop and take turns saying it in a reverent voice. #monsterdon

@arisummerland 3rd set of ads, 52 minutes in:

Spectrum internet, and t-mobile lies.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

Just a little starter evacuation. Like an appetizer. #Monsterdon #Mothra

One of my main takeaways from watching kaiju movies is that the SDF is a very optimistic organization.

#monsterdon

Are those flowers a funeral arrangement for Nelson? Foreshadowing? #Monsterdon

Why, yes, put the Fae Sisters in a anti-telepathy box. That wouldn't piss Mothra off any more than she already is.

#Monsterdon

Mothra HATES fish. #Monsterdon

Ticker tape news! Get your latest news bulletin on the same page as your candy dots.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

Quickly, to the BROWN-mobile! #Monsterdon

"Mr. Nelson, the monster's here."

#MONSTERDON

The lyrics for the Mothra theme were written in Japanese and translated into Indonesian at Tokyo University by an Indonesian exchange student.[34] #monsterdon

Was that guy eating a marshmallow? What the hell was that? #monsterdon #mothra

"...it blocks all forms of wave energy"
"but what about nod energy?"
"shut up Frank"

#Monsterdon #Mothra

Jesus, guy in the background bought an anti-pixie sniper rifle :/ #Monsterdon

@arrjay ow; well played.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

"I'm sure the monster's dead."

Famous last words.

#MONSTERDON

and with the failure of conventional weapons i have that binkgo #monsterdon #monsterdonBingo

Tiny gun, tiny glass, tiny girls, I think our villain just has a giant fetish. #Monsterdon

A reporter trained in hand to hand combat? I thought he was called a bulldog reporter for a different reason.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

#monsterdon Mothra-bêbe uses head smash, it is super effective

“It’s possible… for a plain yellow pumpkin to become a golden carriage” #Monsterdon

#monsterdon hand-held mic on the fighter jet?

Those self defense classes that Zen took in journalism school are really paying off!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

im sure conventional weapons will work on the kaiju

#monsterdon

Where did u find this video of me on my work commute #monsterdon #mothra

#monsterdon Ah, so if we make a box of this material, we can make Mothra think we've killed the girls!

@trixter constant Fuck Off Into The Sea (FOITS) training #monsterdon

"Let's talk some game theory! If we could stop Mothra from coming once we summoned her, she wouldn't be an effective deterrent, would she?"

#MONSTERDON

All right, military aircraft #monsterdon

sorry I am missing #monsterdon tonight -- supporting a friend thru some shit -- see y'all next week I hope!

#monsterdon dude i recognized the mothra symbol from the time that kid and his grandpappy had to make it out of desks

meanwhile, in the slipstream test vehicle

#monsterdon #mothra

la la la mothra my dear 🎶
fuck 'em up la la la 🎵
#Monsterdon

Toy Plane! #Monsterdon #Mothra

We’re at the “If the Three Stooges made a martial arts movie” portion of our film. #Monsterdon

A FARADAY CAGE! #monsterdon

...Aaaaaand the twins just fuck off out of frame in their Sleeping Beauty chariot. #Monsterdon

So, do people understand when the faeries sing in Japanese, or is it for the audience's benefit only? I've never really been clear on that

(I mean, half of the songs are "Mosura" x N, but)

#Monsterdon

"Can't you find some way to stop Mothra now" Sorry pal. You pay the dime you listen to the whole song. #Monsterdon #Mothra

The gangsters are some pretty weak sauce #monsterdon

#monsterdon kung fu antics. Not on my bingo card!

Big newspaper guy is an effective brawler. Good people.

#MONSTERDON

Huh, badass comedy guy. Not sure that works. #Monsterdon

"We're wealthy capitalists! We can't be held accountable for our actions!" #Monsterdon #Mothra

This guy's got some great Komedy Karate. #Monsterdon #Mothra

"We've done nothing wrong!" See, in Japan there's no laws against kidnapping someone if they're shorter than 13 inches. #monsterdon

Bitch slap #monsterdon #mothra

comedy relief reporter has some moves #monsterdon

I’d forgotten Nelson and his goons are “Rolisican”. A bit Russian, a bit American; general purpose imperialists.

#Monsterdon #Mothra

@sean I guess the yolk's on them #Monsterdon

Whoops, didn't finish the encounter fast enough, now you've got adds. Better call the rest of the party before they start rolling initiative. #Monsterdon

the journalist has the power of slapstick and anime on his side #monsterdon

Suddenly the larva that looked about fifteen feet long turns out to be about a hundred feet long as it goes to town on that ship #monsterdon

@sean I'll just dust this one off. #Monsterdon #Mothra

Trying to sue the press for telling the truth is a strategy as old as time #Monsterdon

I kinda like that this is promoting that the press are the ones trying to fix things, though #monsterdon

"I have narcissistic personality disorder, why should I care if a giant moth is going to attack Tokyo."

#MONSTERDON

Man, these guys are the worst monster owners since Gorgo. They shame the legacy of the Dorkin Brothers. #Monsterdon

Omigosh baby Mothra! The original step on me

#Monsterdon #Mothra

I fucked something up with the card generation here. SINGING IN HARMONY is on there twice :blobfoxfacepalm: #monsterdon

please pelase please please the only thing i ever ask of any movie is a fairy godmother carriage towing a humongous moth pupa #monsterdon

@arisummerland ... lol, speaking of plans for my cult ... #Monsterdon #Mothra

THE EGG DANCES WITH US

#Monsterdon

I'm always impressed by how well Grub Mothra swims. #Monsterdon

This is also how I prepare eggs. #Monsterdon

Okay, the floating chariot is back, and the stars are flashing. This makes sense. #monsterdon

TINY PEOPLE, GIANT MONSTER #monsterdon

well that was atmospheric as all fuck, well done

#monsterdon #mothra

mothra: turn off the dark #monsterdon

Behold! Eggthra!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

"A monster to rescue the girls?"

Why that's absurd! Things like that only exist in myth and legend! It's like believing in 12 inch tall girls and vampire plants! I'm a moron, is the point I'm making! #Monsterdon

"Mothra is coming"

#Monsterdon

"Mosura ga kimas"

Engage "OH FU—" mode

#Monsterdon

A moth. Born of a chicken egg. Check. #Monsterdon

it always makes me smile to see Takashi Shimura in these silly movies

#monsterdon

Happy birthday, Mothra! #monsterdon

so are the people on the island also fairy-sized? I'm just trying to understand the scale of things here #monsterdon

These kaiju gender reveal parties have really gotten out of hand.

#Monsterdon #Mothra

The shobijin can scarcely stop smiling. It's creepy.

#Monsterdon #Mothra

Wow, that guy is a trout in human form. #Monsterdon

Deus Irea, but make it Mothra!

#MONSTERDON

"Actually no, we have no idea what you're saying, but we can read your thoughts. And therefore we are sending a monster to take you out. I mean, gross dude, you should be ashamed of yourself." #monsterdon

@brion Pawn Kong?! #ChecksNotes #MonsterDon

Dude in the front right there needs a touchup. His, uh, "melanin" is rubbing off >_> #Monsterdon

Get in the robot Mothra. #Monsterdon #Mothra

@jonny That's just science! #Monsterdon

"...don't give up hope."
"No worries, Mothra's coming."
"Wait, what?"

#Monsterdon #Mothra

Heh, so it's not that they don't speak Japanese, it's that they don't speak Japanese *to assholes* :P #Monsterdon

CONVENIENT TELEPATHY #monsterdon

that super tall goon looks like liam neeson (sp?) a bit, ne? #Monsterdon

That's kinda of a Junji Ito funal horror cave around the edges of the matte painting.
#Monsterdon #Mothra