gotta back it up baby

like a tiny faerie dump truck

#YourLoveIsNotEnough #monsterdon #mothra

@neia Do tentacle monsters respect safewords? I hope so. #Monsterdon

So they were cool about blood sucking plants, but small women were too much to believe?

#Monsterdon #Mothra

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza You need a talk about consent and limits first.

#Monsterdon #Mothra

"Did you say women a foot high? That's my favorite fetish. Oh no, that was my inside voice, wasn't it?"

"Yes, asshole billionaire."

#MONSTERDON

it's the world's most sedate backing-up alarm really

#monsterdon #mothra

@Taweret same, respect the food hustle. #Monsterdon #Mothra

@brion dudes got a kink #Mothradon #monsterdon

#monsterdon if Shimura is in this, its going to be goo-eek! a mouse! eek!

Fully grown women a foot high. You wouldn't know them, they go to another school. #monsterdon

Island of the naughty tentacles.
And why the hell is there a phone ringing in the middle of a jungle? Someone pick that up!
#Monsterdon #Mothra

Characters in this movie have such creative ways of telling each other to fuck off. #Monsterdon

So everyone is actually believing this foot-high grown women thing? #Monsterdon #Mothra

Carnivorous fuzzy tentacle plant ... and the Fae Sisters make their first (out of focus) appearance

#Monsterdon

chozo-san had his world rocked by a tentacle monster and a set of twins-- oh wait, wrong movie. #Monsterdon

Tiny women? We must return tomorrow then!

#monsterdon #Mothra

#monsterdon When you go exploring the sound stage and wind up on a ST:TOS set

🦋 LUMINOUS FAIRIES
SIGHTING🦋

#Monsterdon
#Mothra

"Are you alright now?"

Alright!? That plant touched me in ways I've never experienced before! Did it leave its telephone number? #Monsterdon

More bits! Wait are these guys the Abbot and Costello of Japan?
#Monsterdon #Mothra

@arisummerland That's some painting. Would have taken Bob Ross at least an hour or two to do up all those happy trees #monsterdon

In the event of nuclear fallout all you need is giant slime mold “juice” to protect you from the radiation. #Monsterdon

@jonny my favorite ska song refrain. #monsterdon #mothra

SHOBIJIN ALERT
THIS IS NOT A DRILL

#Monsterdon #Mothra

That "Alarm" sounds more like he left his keys in the ignition then "Holy Shit I'M BEING EATEN ALIVE". #Monsterdon #Mothra

Man I gotta say, fainting whilst in the grip of a tentacle monster does *not* sound wise. #Monsterdon

what you need is an Elton John montage song to get you to your destination. #Monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 lets pick it uP UP UP UP UP only one person taking at a TIME TIME TIME TIME #monsterdon

Why look it's a beautiful composite shot out today.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

"What in the world did I step in?" we all wonder that at some point in our lives.

#Monsterdon

wow the fairies' first song is really weird and kind of atonal

#monsterdon #mothra

I should have watched Mothra instead. #GoBirds #Monsterdon

Whoops, caught by a Triffid. #Monsterdon

Why has no offered or demanded coffee yet?! #monsterdon #mothra

Oh nice, pork-chop-on-a-stick plants. #Monsterdon

@forestine@sunny.garden Seriously! It's like they aren't even scientists!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

I'm expecting William Shatner and Leonard Nimoy to wander through at any moment.

#Monsterdon #Mothra

Nice jungle matte painting Bobb Ross would be proud of the Happy Trees #Monsterdon

I did not realize that the stowaway journalist was going to be the C-3PO of the movie. #Monsterdon

Wait, do you press the button to call for help, or does it detect that the unexpected has occurred? #monsterdon

My, the interior of the island is quite lush after the blasted radioactive dead hell of the beach ... and they gave the reporter a rifle?

#Monsterdon

well how are they supposed to smoke with those face shields on? #Monsterdon

20 minutes in. No monster. #Monsterdon

@trixter But.. the button! #Monsterdon #Mothra

meanwhile in space:1999

#monsterdon #mothra

He's divining their next move from the dishrag from last night. #Monsterdon

i wanna explore a weird island jungle

#monsterdon

Is that lush green forest vista a matte painting? I'm impressed #monsterdon

Oh look a matte!

#MONSTERDON

ever used one of these breathing suits? no... ok well how about a rifle? also no huh... well the plot cant afford you staying back on the boat so you better learn along the way #monsterdon

#monsterdon Thoroughly Reliable. Is that the brand name?

I love the “shot of the loud speaker so we know that the sound is coming from a loud speaker” device in movies and tv. #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza It's not the size of the gun, it's who you shoot with it

#Monsterdon #Mothra

so they let the reporter come along, but they put him at the front of the line. smart. #Monsterdon

“Yes, absolutely protective. Absolutely.” #Monsterdon

Look! There's a matte painting just beyond this rock! #Monsterdon

Someone left a really big mat painting on that island. #Monsterdon #Mothra

@trixter that's my radiation-proof paper hat #Monsterdon

All our uniforms have self destruct buttons! Good luck! #monsterdon #mothra

...and you've all been issued portable sirens. _neat_. #monsterdon

How fast would you be pushing that shiny red button? I wouldn't make it off the boat. #Monsterdon #Mothra

Remember what that photographer said about guillotines?

#MONSTERDON

they just strapped up the journalist no questions asked #monsterdon

yeah, the natives are not likely to give us their magical anti-radiation juice, please wear your ppe. #Monsterdon

hour 3…still no mothra…… #monsterdon

I’m no expert but this protective equipment seems insufficient. #Monsterdon #Mothra

The scientist is standing up to the billionaire, will wonders never cease?

#MONSTERDON

@arisummerland 1st ad break, 18 minutes in:

spectrum internet, Ireland tourism, some ebook full of corporte buzzwords, gain detergent, drivetime.com

(Dublin is fun, I wanna go back).

#Monsterdon #Mothra

Before we had social media you had to clap and wave paper tape and throw confetti at things to share your likes. It was labor intensive. #Monsterdon

Japan's Raul Julia has a cute little baby gun.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

AW YEAH HIVEKEEPER SUITS #monsterdon

I forgot to hit the post button on this so it's 17 min late oops #monsterdon #mothra WE HAVE MOVIE SIGN

it's so polite of the radiation to have a sharp cutoff boundary

#monsterdon #mothra

"They're MY orders."
"Then I'll ignore them."

YEAH, fuck off prissy handgun dude! Me and square guy OWN this ship now! #Monsterdon

#fucknelson #Mothradon #monsterdon

I hope this tough guy knows he's waving Chekhov's gun around in the first reel #monsterdon

Wait, you mean this billionaire is not on the up and up? Oh dear.

#MONSTERDON

wait, wasn't that dude a scientist, or a politician or something? where did a japanese official get a gun!? #Monsterdon

I love that tiny gun. #Monsterdon #Mothra

You can explain why you used a PISTOL for DUSTING when REGULATIONS require a SHOTGUN?!

#monsterdon #mothra

WE GET STOWAWAY REPORTER #monsterdon

Wow, what a prissy little handgun that man has. #Monsterdon

"More to him then meets the eye" Paging @trixter #Monsterdon #Mothra

#monsterdon. The horn signals make no sense. It's one long to depart a dock.

"...is the meeting over?"

I feel ya, fella. I feel ya.

#Monsterdon #Mothra

The dramatic boat shots make me think we're going to see a sea monster, not just the Main Moth.

#Monsterdon #Mothra

The press is not allowed to come with, but we have a brass band to send us off to do a colonialism.

#MONSTERDON

Did the kid sneak on the boat? Are they really going there? #Monsterdon #Mothra

This square guy is what happens when the Plucky Kid is allowed to grow up, right? #Monsterdon

@cheribaker I was just going to toot about that #monsterdon

@emma
Be sure to close the loop on this with us later.

#Monsterdon 🦋 #Mothra

“We can’t get the ship away from the doc! It’s moored by all these streamers!” #monsterdon #mothra

"Saying goodbye to people rumples my coat." #Monsterdon

#monsterdon one disadvantage to the subbed version is missing out on the airport PA chatter, just going to imagine that the red zone has always been for loading.

@ryan will there be #monsterdon coffee though?

That banner reads "Good Riddance" #Monsterdon

How many cigarettes does this guy smoke a day? #Monsterdon

A bit behind, but joining #Monsterdon

"I'm up to bullshit so I won't let the press come along."

#MONSTERDON

gotta get some #monsterdon smoking