Shiny tiny women holding hands

#Monsterdon

Mininappers! Thugs! Brutes!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

#monsterdon I found a chart, he was lonely, and apparently it's a map of the London Underground. Smells somewhat odd, and boy howdy it glows under a black-light. That's different…

OH

THIS IS A SACRIFICE

AT THE ALTAR OF MOTHRA

that makes way more sense as an unlock mechanic

#monsterdon

It's either a giant moth egg or a really really big Yoshi. #Monsterdon #Mothra

WILL SOMEONE PICK UP THAT DAMN PHONE IN TEH JUNGLE! IT KEEPS RINGING!
#Monsterdon #Mothra

i could nap to that alarm sound
new asmr unlocked
#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ @SRLevine if you’re talking about Jerry Ito according to the film historian commentary Ishiro Honda was frustrated with him on Mothra because all his Japanese lines had to be learned and spoken phonetically #monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie That's what I heard but my mind won't allow me to believe it #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

Egg #monsterdon

e g g
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Wait! This is just how we say "Thank You", we never cared for the fairies! #Monsterdon

well that was a lot of murder
#monsterdon

@saucerlost YES!!!

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

DUN Dun dun, DUN DUN Dun dun!

#monsterdon #mothradon

@kshernandez that’s what I heard too.

#Monsterdon

@bstacey Do they have a line item in grants for ransom insurance?

#Monsterdon

Look, gang, you are not going to sneak up on anyone if you walk up banging rocks.

#monsterdon

A rubbing? That was very clearly done in ink with a brush! I am offended.

#Monsterdon #Mothra

Slowly walking while banging rocks is not the best defense strategy it seems
#monsterdon

The blackface in Mothra films never really improves, huh :/ #Monsterdon

For a reporter, you don't notice much, do you? #Monsterdon

Very realistic death scenes.

#Monsterdon

HE SAID IT, HE SAID THE THING

#monsterdon

"There's something about that island"

You don't say... #Monsterdon

No ideas? Really? Could it be related to "moth" or "-ra"? #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

“I just didn’t want Neilson to know” #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe any moment now... I only worked half a day. #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

“I think he’s an international dealer in artifacts.”

It sounds more like he’s a human trafficker.

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

@strangefour Yes although after what we saw last week I think we should be wary of direct American remakes of anything

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

What was unlucky? Nothing happened to them so far.

#Monsterdon

Nelson is literally just Gargamel. #Monsterdon

@socketwench@masto.hackers.town yes plz 🔥 🏢🏫 🔥 🦋 #Monsterdon #Mothra

So he's Indiana Jones… or Laura Croft? #Monsterdon

can you imagine

a hammond organ ringtone

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon
I knew there'd be beats on that island.

cdark nedlson

#monsterdon
#mothradon

It's what you say when you're really excited about a moth! "Moth! Ra!" #Monsterdon

Clark Nelson was born from the War, that's why he has no past before it, #Monsterdon

AND WE HAVE A TITLE DROP! #Monsterdon

When curiosity shows up on my timeline I instantly go from angry to furious

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Island natives, brought to you by the Shinola corporation.

Can we skip to the part where the giant fuzzy girl destroys not-America?

#monsterdon #mothra

I don’t recall anyone whipping out a Geiger counter…

#Monsterdon #Mothra #Mothra1961

Listen to the goofy reporter leave the place alone it's not worth the trouble #Monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie That's what I wanna know... #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

This press guy upset about 3 million angry readers? He hasn't happened upon the grand solution of JUST MAKING SHIT UP. #Monsterdon

THE ART DEALER

IN THE GALLEY

WITH THE FAIRIES

That's Cluedo

#monsterdon

"Get Fukudama for me"

Did you just tell me to get fucked, Bob? #Monsterdon

Just wait 50 years and you can publish way less than curiosity

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

"Oh, a crooked art dealer who steals from tombs, like Indiana Jones?"

#monsterdon #mothradon

Wait. Is this [insert color]face?

#Monsterdon #Mothra #Mothra1961

"Wouldn't it be better just to leave this island alone?" "Shut up, egghead"

#Monsterdon

A tribe of what now?

#Monsterdon

Are we just going to not talk about the whole pointing guns at each other thing or #Monsterdon #Mothradon

You didn't send a single story from the primitive island, or from the ship where you're banned from the ship-to-shore! #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

Wow, something almost happened! #Monsterdon

@apLundell they got Titanic band energy. Play no matter what. #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

Okay, that is not how you capture Faeries. You give them honey, milk, and fresh baked bread.

Sheesh. Humans. Always needing Owlbeas to tell them how it's done. 😤 #Monsterdon

Bad guy kinda reminds me of Chris Kattan

#Monsterdon

@ricci worst part of the mothra movies tbh #monsterdon

"Hello!" "Hello!" "Hellooooo!"

"Hello!"

#monsterdon #mothradon

This has potential to turn into The Green Inferno, but it won't. #Monsterdon

The tiny twins. This really is top shelf kaiju cinema. #monsterdon

BOAT'S OVER, FOLKS

#monsterdon

Well, that was a fun movie!
#monsterdon

Ok it's about time I started drinking about this movie 🍻🎥

#Monsterdon #Mothra

tiny takehome wimmin, gimme!

#monsterdon
#mothradon

The guy who just kidnapped the twins is related to P. T. Barnum, I’m pretty sure

#Monsterdon

There’s always a trafficker in the bunch.

#Monsterdon #Mothra #Mothra1961

They seem to be the forgiving sort. #Monsterdon

I missed the part where any of the humans know how to speak the fairies' language

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

MEANWHILE, THE FAIRIES: *teehee*

#monsterdon

Oh they've got horses! #Monsterdon

Did one of the guys randomly speak english and say "I understand"? Did I miss something about them?

#Monsterdon

@blogdiva I was thinking thought that the Mothra exploration team is more logically equipped than Star Trek away missions were - like they have actual protective gear instead of just their clothing.

#monsterdon

Weird how these island natives settled on 12-step equitonal scale music. #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

so, are journalists just clowns with notebooks? today on Toho Debates…

#Mothra #Monsterdon #Mothradon

#Monsterdon

Mothra girls spotted!

Infant Island sounds like when the fire alarm goes off at the mall for some reason #Monsterdon

@holly

Ha-ha!

#Monsterdon

"What should I do, boss?" suddenly it's a 1940s gangster flick

#monsterdon #mothradon

The tiny women are saying “watermelon, watermelon, watermelon rind” over and over.

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

Fully expected betrayal by Nelson

#Monsterdon

tiny voices
we will eat you if you keep calling us hotties you giant hentai!
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon Doctor! Nelson! Natives! Chief! McCloud!

if you're SURROUNDED

SCATTERING is not an option

#monsterdon

Moog before there was a Moog? #Monsterdon

i hope mothra kills nelson

#monsterdon

The little fairies only lipsync

#Monsterdon

Great response to an annoying reporter. I'm under my blanket and you can't make me talk now.
#Monsterdon
#mothra

Mothra fairies: [modem handshake sounds]

#monsterdon #mothra

@fieldswork yep! 26 minutes in and counting

#monsterdon #mothradon

"I don't think you realize the importance of this" Someone's _definitely_ got a type. #Monsterdon #Mothra

#monsterdon #mothra #mothradon

And echoes.. to the sound... or sirens..

【音楽】

#Monsterdon

They speak siren. #Monsterdon

They speak theremin!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

I see the fairies have not moved after a full day. #Monsterdon

'ee's alright

#Monsterdon