ah yes, follow the tiny women

#monsterdon

So smol
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon That's Cujo's daddy. Ruff. *slobber* *meance Dee Williams*

They are even smaller than Florian "hobbit" remains. Go to it, science. Fetch hither the calipers! #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

I regularly sleep with a blanket or sheet pulled over my head, but even I don't try it while sleeping on my back, that's just weird.

#Monsterdon

Wait, these fairies are singing in Leslie Hammond! Quick, someone get Booker T and the MGs!

#monsterdon

"They were attracted by the sound of the sirens!"

Funny, usually it works the other way around with Sirens. #Monsterdon

Last time I viewed this was a subtitled DVD from the library. This dubbed version is quite a different feel. #Monsterdon

Oh. It really is his fetish.

#Monsterdon

*pretending we have all not heard more than enough about small girls on islands*

#Monsterdon #Mothra

What a relief that Zen is here to be comedic

#Monsterdon

ewwww creepy dood
#Monsterdon

this man NEEDS to report the news

he CRAVES it

#Monsterdon

Watch out for the plants.
#Monsterdon

I'm sorry but current work safety standards require VISUAL in addition to audible alarms.

#monsterdon

TAKE YOUR TIME, MOVIE!

#monsterdon #mothra

Man, have none of these people ever taken a gun safety course?
#monsterdon

https://www.deuxfilles.net/veraduffy/?p=656

#monsterdon
#Mothra

Reporter showing his value as the only person in this movie who can ask the important questions

#Monsterdon

"We call every woman a beauty"

So nice to have some representation in this film. #Monsterdon

"hey look, it's a telephone!" [picks up] "they've been trying to reach us about our car's extended warranty!"

#monsterdon #mothradon

Size doesn't matter, they say

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

#monsterdon "the ones who saved me were extremely small humans"

They're called children, doctor

@CactuarJoe someone's thinly veiled... nevermind. #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

It really does have to be said that their SOS alarm is very soothing. #Monsterdon

kobito no onna???

dude's interested...

#monsterdon

this boat has the *biggest* cabins.

#monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow I know, that look

#monsterdon

That's right, the extremely tiny women are here to help us on Earth. #Monsterdon

WOO! SMOL LADIES! :ablobspin: #Monsterdon

Every damn time I see Chujo show up I'm the subtitles, I read it as "Cujo" and look for a St. Bernard. #Monsterdon

@Taweret "I wonder, blood-sucking plant…"

#Monsterdon

If that reporter guy had stayed with Chujo this would never have happened. #Monsterdon

@nev@status.nevillepark.ca The Shobijin using Matango to defend Mothra? I'm down for that!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

"Did you say women a foot high??" Someone's got a type. #Monsterdon #Mothra

#Monsterdon

Oh. First red button event.

where did they got the...doctor? from? with the southern accent? this feels incongruous. or at least Egregiously Weird Dubbing.

#monsterdon

Vampire plants are a little different from vampire animals. For instance, if you stake them, they can grow much taller. #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

WAIT WHAT ARE YALL WATCHING MOTHRA #monsterdon

Nelson like, "Tiny women!? I'm taking them to BROADWAY!" #Monsterdon

Dude, he literally said he'd be in his bunk.

#Monsterdon

they're taking this tiny women thing pretty seriously

#monsterdon

The horny just got turned up to 11.

#Monsterdon

This island is so bad at killing people. #Monsterdon

If you find a man unconscious and you're not sure whether he's injured, pick him up and shake him by the shoulders. It will help.
#monsterdon

#monsterdon help I'm being attacked by tentacles and it isn't as erotic as I imagined!!!

#Monsterdon🦖🗼⚡🦶🥚 🐛 🦋 😱

the teensy twins yay!!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Peanuts

#monsterdon
#Mothra

where's my Matango crossover

#Monsterdon

That tree is very uh branchy? #Monsterdon

Vampire Plants!
#monsterdon

#mothra1962
#mothradon
#monsterdon
The shobijin haven't learned to speak human yet, so they speak in pipe organ.

Either there's an emergency or the tacos are done in the microwave. #Monsterdon #Mothra

YEAH #Monsterdon

Were they little pianists?
#Monsterdon

You call that mold!? My bathroom is more impressive!

#monsterdon #mothra

@socketwench hey, baby, watch me pull a TUMOUR out of my hat

#monsterdon #mothradon

DOUBLE FAIRY VISION!!

ABORT MISSION, ABORT!

RETURN TO BOAT!

#monsterdon

Attacked by articulating penises.

#Monsterdon

Another miraculous medicine synthesized from fungal metabolism

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

Whoops, never mind, it just styrofoam squeaked him to death. #Monsterdon

"This is not a place of honor..." #Monsterdon

YAY THE FAIRIES

#monsterdon

Well don't touch it!

#Monsterdon

These plants are strange. They must actually be mold.

#Monsterdon #Mothra

I no longer have to wonder what "Plants [Ominous]" means on the bingo card

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

t h e m
#monsterdon

Look how fertile the radiation has made this island!

#Monsterdon

@blogdiva it was indeed the Whitest Japanese Ever and makes me wonder if it was an intentional gag #Monsterdon

And now you've contaminated your NBC suit. Great.
#Monsterdon #Mothra

I've seen enough hentai to know, etc etc etc #Monsterdon

some people would pay good money to be attacked by tentacles like that

#monsterdon

The Peanuts!

#monsterdon
#Mothra

*cue Garak voice* 'Just a plain, simple security guard.'
#monsterdon
#mothra
#DS9 #StarTrek

"I am lost."
"Hello Lost, I'm the villain."
#Monsterdon #Mothra

I want a silver helmet.
#Monsterdon

Huh. They found Star Trek TOS planet and its theme song

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

aaaaaand here comes the ecchi

#monsterdon #mothradon

Dude just kinda licks anything he finds, it's a real problem. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon what's this mysterious cave that's still got all its Christmas lights up

How did the Reporter Turned Guard end up on the island at all at all? Like, wouldn’t they keep him on the ship to keep him out of their hair?

Don’t get me wrong, he’s the second best thing in the movie so far behind the mouse
#Monsterdon

I mean, I don't *know* that it will happen, but it's a safe assumption #Monsterdon

I would love to visit this island 😍

#Monsterdon #Mothra

I don't know that I would trust that guy to shoot a camera much less a gun
#Monsterdon #Mothra

IN THE EMPLOY OF BIG MOLD

#monsterdon

It's a discovery to die for.
#Monsterdon

This island is full of deadly baby radiation.

#monsterdon #mothra

The comic relief in this movie is 💋👌

#Monsterdon

Don't give a gun to somebody that hasn't passed basics firearms training ​:PicardFacePalm:​

#Monsterdon #Mothra

Nothing good has ever happened in a wet cave #monsterdon

gone and got lost in the matte painting...

#monsterdon

Like anyone could hear that twig snap over the birdnoise on an island forest like that. #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

practice muzzle discipline, baka.

#monsterdon

Wow that's some horrible firearm discipline. #Monsterdon

Waiting for a plant to attack. #Monsterdon

Though any academic voyage of adventure forces (usually poor) comparisons with the incomparable Marie Brennan's Lady Trent series.

And hey, we have discovered a hidden valley (though that doesn't happen in her book with lots of time on a boat if I recall correctly).

#Monsterdon

@apLundell Sadly the giant rodent kaiju movie was never made in the 60s. Which was probably for the best where the animals concerned.
https://wikizilla.org/wiki/Nezura
#Monsterdon #Mothra

HA HA HA HA HA HA yes

#monsterdon #mothradon

@Louisa Makes perfect sense to me.

#monsterdon

#monsterdon Never give the comedy relief character a rifle.