tedepasy

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D'aaaw baby :3 #Monsterdon

aww yeah, doodled on that egg

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how is a moth going to come out of an egg?

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I'm no scientician but don't moths emerge from cocoons, not eggs?

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(me leaning over and whispering)
That's Mothra
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#monsterdon Infant Island is a non-stop party.

They basically just do this all day.

So is this a baby Mothra laid by the previous one? Or does Mothra just be an egg sometimes. #monsterdon

This kid is my new favorite character

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"If you can read this Mothra is about to kill you" #Monsterdon #Mothra

#monsterdon #mothra #mothradon

Why not use telepathy earlier? Hmmm...

I mean - it's not like the twins didn't try to warn them.

#MonsterDon #TeamMothra

Patented Mothra butt-shimmy #Monsterdon

Dude, do NOT patronize the fairies. They will fuck you up for generations. #Monsterdon

MOTHRA

WILL SOON BE HERE

IN STEREO

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@sean "You throw me the egg and I'll throw you the whip!" *splat*
#Monsterdon #Mothra

could these guys be even more cravenly villainous

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or telepathic, universal communicator fairies

that's more useful than THE SHOW, NELSON!

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Oh, AND - they're telepaths.

Don't mess with the faerie twins.

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I'm amused that this scene has a random white guy as set dressing. Entirely superfluous, just wants his participation trophy ​:floofLol:​

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"Hey stop iit, stop it, you better stop it"

English speaking guy has the best lines.

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"Those fairies aren't human. They're merchandise."

If we take fairies as a slur this is awfully true for plenty of modern stuff too...

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Woo hoo I'd play 3 minutes in heaven w/ these fairies #Monsterdon

oo that's a big ol' face #Monsterdon

love how 1 dimensional the White characters are, lol

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Spy camera—yeah! #Monsterdon

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"Oh how cute" <--- obviously the plan

Telepathy? So just normal twin stuff? Got it! #Monsterdon

Oh good.Not all of the island women are 1' tall. I was having concerns about the population.

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"Strictly speaking, they're just scientific data"

OK, fair, but. So are you. #Monsterdon

Same fairies whose traditional song is in Japanese don't understand speech

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

THE FAIRIES LEARN ENGLISH

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It's not meddling, it's an interview! So that someone else can meddle. #Monsterdon

THREE MINUTES

NO CALLING YOUR LAWYERS

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#monsterdon it may sound primitive and unscientific but through the faries we could summon a voice actor who's not doing a racist impression of the wrong accent

while typing: Egg spotted. That brings the egg count to: 00 (counting the bonus starting egg I made up.) This must not be the one where the reporter keeps pulling eggs out of his coat, it would have already been a running gag at this point.

I think you're maybe overestimating how much a show of two tiny ladies singing mostly the same word over and over will scale. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Mothra can only be summoned by Shitake Mushroom Circles. Somewhat sad and floppy, but tasty with lemongrass and some galangal.

"Don't try any of your smart tricks. Or anything foolish!" What about chicanery or maybe shenanigans? #Monsterdon #Mothra

"I will let you all go in.... but not come out." #Monsterdon

Oh yeah, serious Conan the Barbarian vibes here. #Monsterdon

You can all go in... but can't come out! [Villain laughter.] #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

are the wee ladies indoctrinating people via damn catchy folk songs? If so, I approve.
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This stage show is like Japan's version of when my high school decided our prom theme would be "A Touch of the Orient"

We have fallen through the cultural insensitivity looking glass

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You puny humans, they are singing a call to their vengeful god! This show will be your very downfall!

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@log it's awkward 😬
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🎶 Mothra...

Y'all are fucked...🎶

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Indiana Jones and the Temple of Egg

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@JoeWynne when will it switch to flee circus?

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#monsterdon imagine going to see this concert(?) before simulcasting, what a letdown

Turning a newly discovered civilisation into a minstral show makes the baddies even more repulsive over time dunnit? #Monsterdon

they're throwing gang signs!

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His mustache is fabulous.
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"And I'd like a pony. Guess neither of us are

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@Binder Eiji Tsuburaya had a personal King Kong print that he pored over, sometimes with Honda, before they started work on Mothra #monsterdon

And how did the musicians learn the summoning-Mothra song without anybody getting suspicious

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And now we return to This Island's Got Talent with the couple Tisha and Ted. #mothra1961 #Monsterdon

They are not siren calling who you thing they are siren calling. #Monsterdon

@paco this fairy show got _terrible_ ratings until someone rigged a tv rebroadcast so they could zoom in.

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mosuraaa ya!

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I think my movie is not the same as some of yours. I'm watching on Tubi. Is everyone else watching on YouTube. What some people are commenting on is different from what I'm seeing.
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#Mothra

I bet this guy's files could embarrass a lot of powerful people. #Monsterdon

Like, oh you're gonna force me to perform for your profit? Cool, I'm gonna sing The Song That Makes Your Head Cave In. Enjoy! #Monsterdon

Quick cutaway to confirm that yes, our main characters still have faces #monsterdon

“That melody.” “Yes.” #Monsterdon

#monsterdon #mothra #mothradon

Hear the song of my people. A song of death and moths..

Rather than sing their song I would befouled the carriage in protest...

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i thought this guy was going to start asking for money to raise funds for his latest project - language WITHOUT words
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But why the church organ?

#Monsterdon #Mothra

people, there could be anything in that tiny carriage, you can't see anything. this audience is useless.

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So, to entrall the audience with his tiny women, he has them fly high over the audience in a little carriage. They might as well be dolls. How can they even see them?

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I've never said this before with a #Monsterdon movie, but good choreography?

@arrjay No. Because if you misplace it, you just burn them to a crisp. Then no more show. No more royalties. 😃
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"we love you mothra
oh yes we do
we love you mothra
and we are true"

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On the other hand, knowing that the twins are literally summoning a giant monster to kill everyone within a hundred miles of them does improve this scene quite a bit :D #Monsterdon

He's a bastard, a crook, a murderer, and one heck of an MC!

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who made tiny outfits to upgrade the fairies?

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The rotoscoping for the doll sized women is quite impressive. #monsterdon

Time for that patented fairie siren call. #Monsterdon

What is this, the Barbie Pink Floyd concert?

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"Oh, this little song is cute!" they say as the cute little faerie twins call in a f'n Kaiju to come save them

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For a "secret fairies show" this is looking like pretty much the opposite of a secret

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Loosely translated "Hey Mothra, we've been kidnapped. Again. Can you come and kill everyone and save us? Much thanks. Love and hugs. -Peanuts." #Monsterdon #Mothra

It's neat that this world has never known stage illusions. #Monsterdon

Song translation: If you want to get eaten by a giant moth, clap your hands. #monsterdon

a modern day miracle! putting on the ritz!

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This song is titled “Mozzerella”.

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It’s a bop!

#monsterdon #mothra

I want to know how he managed to convince them to perform. #Monsterdon

I heard they're opening for Michigan J. Frog in LA next summer

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Well, they gave the kidnapped little women crowns and new outfits. Um, not sure what they are singing, but I hope it's "kill the colonizers".
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#mothra

this man said いいいいえ

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Is this... a planetarium?!

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“…is mystery merely a word?”
“Well, yeah, kinda.”

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#monsterdon Are you a boss, or a catfish?

Oh so now we get *diegetic* blackface! #Monsterdon

BEHOLD the power of our greenscreen technology!

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King Kong but they're itty bitty #Monsterdon

Pretty sure we're all seeing why he didn't say anything, buddy.

#monsterdon #mothra

LOOK AT MY SEA MONKEYS!

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Ugh. They’re doing a King Kong.

#Monsterdon #Mothra #Mothra1961