Mothra is now a giant peanut.
#Monsterdon
#Mothra

Would you care to explain these 1 foot tall skeletons that showed up on your bag's xray? You should not have checked "nothing to declare." #Monsterdon #BorderPatrol

These guys answering the phones are now LLMs. #Monsterdon

Is that suitcase an airport PA now?

#monsterdon
#Mothra

@Crazypedia the subtitled version streaming on @miru appears to be the full uncut Japanese version #Monsterdon

can you imagine how much fun burning the model set must have been

#monsterdon

@Crazypedia @GeoffWozniak yep, @miru is showing the 100-minute version of the film as opposed to the cut-down 90-minute version which showed up in the US

So the feed's a little desynced from here on out

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ o/~ they're already heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere o/~

#monsterdon #mothradon

No sympathy for that helicopter, he flew right into that. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon🦖🗼⚡🦶🥚 🐛 🦋 😱

she's taking down Tokyo tower by grasping it's top with her tiny tootsies and leaning the other way!

Oh yay! We're getting to the miniature Carnage. I can't wait! 🤩💥 #Monsterdon #Mothra

Every time they say that kid's name, thus plays in my head:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k8ozVkIkr-g
#Monsterdon

Fuck that helicopter.

#Monsterdon

Don't worry, they've had to rebuild Tokyo Tower so often by now that they just keep prefab tower parts in a warehouse down by the river. #Monsterdon

send in the tanks

the tanks always work

#Monsterdon

@GeoffWozniak@masto.hackers.town @miru@social.miyaku.media woo! Unedited! 😂🎞️ #Monsterdon #Mothra

wtaf they knocked a bairn out and stuck him under furniture?
Mothra lay eggs in all their pockets for life!
#Monsterdon

The Very Hungry Mothrapillar. #Monsterdon

IT IS THE TIME OF MOLTING

#monsterdon

Oh snap, the Roliscan Government is back. I think that there is a balance of (return our citizens)/(we are conducting nuclear tests there against their God) is just like, its a level of diplomatic finesse that I think we should treat with awe #Monsterdon #Mothra

Well, there goes Japan's only helicopter.
#Monsterdon
#Mothra

tiny tanks ❤️ #monsterdon

Mothra used String shot! It's super effective!
#Monsterdon

The MP overlooked a BODY? What kind of shitty training are they getting on that base. #Monsterdon

What they buried him under a bunch of folding chairs?? #Monsterdon #Mothra

@klu9 @CactuarJoe LOL!!!

Mothra: Have I used this in the last 6 months... wait...

#Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

Why are we climbing this thing, lady? Is it on your straight-line path direct to the telepathic microtwins? #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

And there goes Tokyo Tower... again... #Monsterdon #Mothra

Kaiju just love taking out the Toyko Tower. #Monsterdon

and the little model missiles!

HELL YES

#monsterdon

Somebody get Mothra a thunderstone and move this thing along.
#Monsterdon

Is the @miru@social.miyaku.media stream a little behind? Some others a little ahead? Just me?
#Monsterdon #Mothra

Oh no. Our intrepid reporter is coming for our photographer’s job.

#Monsterdon #Mothra #Mothra1961

#Monsterdon🦖🗼⚡🦶🥚 🐛 🦋 😱

that one blue car was a real pretty blue

Bears lost, it will be a west coast thing now with the Seahawks

#monsterdon
#mothradon

Wait, that Military Policeman was the same White Guy as before?

#Monsterdon

You think that guy is going to listen to a government? #Monsterdon

this is so delectable after last week's flop

#monsterdon

Mothra has good strategy. Damaging the enemy's communication capabilities is a winning first move. #Monsterdon

So I’m guessing the dubs is missing the “bullying a literal child” part of the movie #Monsterdon

a child emerges from a chicken suit like mothra from your puny dam

#Monsterdon

Where's my CGI-filled modern Hollywood Mothra remake set in Los Angeles?

#Monsterdon

TOKYO TOWER!

YES YES YES

#monsterdon

this is the good stuff

#monsterdon

@kshernandez @CactuarJoe

Mothra: "Does this bring me joy?"

#Monsterdon

Who crawled and destroyed better? Shin Godzilla or Mothra?

#Monsterdon #Mothra

#Monsterdon🦖🗼⚡🦶🥚 🐛 🦋 😱

she also destroy by leaning on things!

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling kid!... in the red baseball hat!

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Mothra does not like clutter! #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

Also full of sheets of uncut Oreo cookies, but that's an American thing, too. #Monsterdon

"Pull out of here now and turn" you are in bumper-to-bumper traffic my guy #monsterdon

oh, this is Nelson's "one if by land, two if by sea" moment

#monsterdon

That kid wants to rescue them from captivity to take them to another captivity. #Monsterdon

Yay, kid! Let them go!

No, not like that…

#Monsterdon #Mothra #Mothra1961

I have an idea! Let's detour around this disaster rubble and panicked crowd. #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

Heck yeah Mothra! Make Tokyo pay for its celebration of fairy trafficking! #Monsterdon

I also love it when there's a white actor who speaks very natural-sounding Japanese.

I guess I just like cultural exchange in all its forms 🤷 (assuming that actor is not Japanese which feels like a gimme for 1961)

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

⁉️ TRIVIAZILLA 🦋 🏙️💥🐛

The Mothra larva's face was covered with barnacles and rattan to make it more organic.

#Mothra1961

@gnomon 😆
#Monsterdon
#Mothra

Reporter is the goofiest badass
ever he's FANTASTIC #Monsterdon

@diazona must be that wave-particle duality i keep hearing about #monsterdon

just lay out a shit tonne of precious, hand knitted and crocheted objects with a sign that says no moths, next to a lit lamp and leave. Problem solved
#Monsterdon

whup

stagehand left a cleaning rag in the model

o noes

#monsterdon #mothradon

the model tanks! the model planes!

this movie is A++ would watch again models

#monsterdon

Mothra like, "Ugh, there is SO MUCH SHIT in this city, I'm doing you a FAVOR by clearing it out." #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon🦖🗼⚡🦶🥚 🐛 🦋 😱

caterpillar mothra squishes by wriggling on things

Like, he took down 5 dudes. This man was bested by a mouse 20 minutes ago. I assume the mouse is still besting him #monsterdon

Man, after all that rebuilding after Gojira.

Also, those are the most adorable toy tanks.

#Monsterdon

"Mothra" Appears in Tokyo.

Nice sarcasm, newspaper.
#Monsterdon

Love how they bombard with obviously ineffective weapons but keep on trying, THIS is the barrage that's gonna do something.

#Monsterdon

This reporter is a total package.

#Monsterdon #Mothra #Mothra1961

haha YES it is _now_ complete flee circus.

#monsterdon

I want one of those three-wheeler trucks. They're adorable. #Monsterdon

@Binder To be fair I think "there is a giant hole in the dam" doesn't really need an inspection

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

Someone walked with rhythm! #mothra1961 #Monsterdon

Fukuda-saaaaan saving the baby uwaaaa :blobfoxpleading:

#Monsterdon

I love the mothra caterpillar face with the little glowy eyes. Definitely a cutie.
#Monsterdon
#Mothra

Oh no! They left the baby on the middle of the bridge as the flood is coming. Who's going to save them? No really is #Godzilla showing up? #Monsterdon #Mothra

How did Mothra get *upstream* of the dam with no one noticing?

Either way, this is one way to remove a dam. Much less hassle than all the usual environmental assessment bureaucracy.

#monsterdon

YES. destroy the Mobil Gas station.

#monsterdon

Whoopsie doodle! Ya dropped yer baby! #Monsterdon

The toy planes and their little toy missiles are my happy place. #Monsterdon #Mothra

#monsterdon #mothra #mothradon

Mothra's real plan is to corner the silk market. They must bow to his demands.

Infrastructure Week, #Mothradon style

#Monsterdon

@pngwen Well done! You are now able to use this swell mockup of Mothra in a festive hat! #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

The Bulldog is goin rabid #Monsterdon

NOW ON THE HORIZON

ACTUAL CATERPILLAR, NOT YET A MOTH

#monsterdon

"Promotional consideration from Bireley's and Mobilgas"

#Monsterdon

Every dam scene reminds me of Superman: The Movie.

#Monsterdon #Mothra #Mothra1961

Have you considered firing moth balls at it? #Monsterdon

@pngwen congrats! 🎉

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

MOTHRA SMASH

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

That doesn't block their telepathy, it's just dim enough that the fairies think it’s night time & go to sleep. #Monsterdon

Nelson, you fool! You removed the telepathy barrier just to taunt the Shobijin? They'll contact Mothra!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

No no....it matters.

#Monsterdon

If Mothra comes there will be no "letting" involved

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

hahahahaha you didnt make the box sound proof you creeper goons
#Monsterdon

I blinked and somehow there was a baby on top of the collapsing dam. #Monsterdon #mothra

shinji get in the chicken

#monsterdon

I'm gonna count confidently and incorrectly explaining that Mothra is dead as "Monstersplaining" for bingo purposes

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961