Mothra: "I may have been born at night but I wasn't born last n-... oh ... " #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

Mothra wants the girls, but Mothra gonna smash up Tokyo Tower just to spite you!

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What could this caterpillar named Mothra be doing creating a cocoon?

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Very exciting countdown.

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I mean, direct hits from battleship destroying depth charges had no effect, but sure, roll out the tanks I guess.

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Nice.
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Good thing all those public clocks remained unpulverized by giant monsters. #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

ATTENTION PLEASE

THIS IS AN OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

THE COCOON AREA IS FOR MOTHRA UNLOADING ONLY

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And mazers! #Monsterdon #Mothra

@GeoffWozniak #Monsterdon can have a bunch of miniatures. As a treat, for sitting through all the establishment :ablobfoxbongo:

Toy tanks. #Monsterdon

@TerryHancock

I believe "Mothra Attacks with Silk" was the title of her 80s R&B ballads compilation

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I swear I just saw two tanks abruptly freeze in place

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oh, isn't that the Brown Note device?

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#makeamovieboring
#HashtagGames x #Monsterdon
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Mother

THERE'S the peanut :D #Monsterdon

We're gonna need all the napthalene in the empire. #Monsterdon

I offer: TO SPARE TOKYO

You receive: ONE PACKING PEANUT

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@cocaine_owlbear When I hear his name, I keep thinking of Evangelion, too.

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Oh who was that Mermaid?

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oh no the bad guy is getting a way by boarding the plane while wearing .... GLASSES

This is fun, but I gotta say, there is something more dramatic about a monster stomping on a building vs crawling across it.

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#monsterdon Some of the voice actors are not fantastic at doing a Japanese accent.

Most of them are fine. But a few of them sound they're about to tell a racist joke.

EGG 2

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Forbidden peanut! #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

Do you have anything to declare? Fruits, vegetables, electronics, small women? #mothra1961 #Monsterdon

Did they just chroma-key a random shot of guys yelling in the street?

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And the priest behind Nelson is carrying blood diamonds, right? #Monsterdon

Mothra is the honey badger of monsters. Mothra dont care! Mothra don't give a fuck about your tanks and missiles!

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Gorgeous models. #Monsterdon

Now it's time for Mothra to hide in the sewers and lay 100 eggs in a stadium. #monsterdon

bwahahhahahahaha at the plastic army man in a plastic tank trundling along
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Appreciate the early... I guess it's not even blue screening, It's just compositing for the crowds in the street. #Monsterdon #Mothra

Also, because I haven't seen anyone else reference it yet… I wonder if Eric Carle likes this movie.

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No Fairies? No MONSTER STOP button.

oops.

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Is it just me, or might it have been better strategy to just screw around in the ocean eating radioactive krill until just before cocoon time, instead of all the overland rampaging with the bombs and rockets and whatnot? #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

#monsterdon "Oh no! That's Tokyo Tower, it's going to destroy it" /Larval Mothra starts humping the tower...

ARF ARF

ARF ARF

ARF ARF ARF

ARF ARF

ARF ARF

ARF ARF

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#monsterdon ooh those are some NICE fire engines

Mothra is now a giant peanut.
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Would you care to explain these 1 foot tall skeletons that showed up on your bag's xray? You should not have checked "nothing to declare." #Monsterdon #BorderPatrol

These guys answering the phones are now LLMs. #Monsterdon

Is that suitcase an airport PA now?

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@Crazypedia the subtitled version streaming on @miru appears to be the full uncut Japanese version #Monsterdon

lol, being the dude just staring at the phone operator until it's time to run...

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BTW the casual gringo colonialism by nuclear detente is… very gringo

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can you imagine how much fun burning the model set must have been

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@Crazypedia @GeoffWozniak yep, @miru is showing the 100-minute version of the film as opposed to the cut-down 90-minute version which showed up in the US

So the feed's a little desynced from here on out

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@SnoopJ o/~ they're already heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere o/~

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No sympathy for that helicopter, he flew right into that. #monsterdon

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she's taking down Tokyo tower by grasping it's top with her tiny tootsies and leaning the other way!

Oh yay! We're getting to the miniature Carnage. I can't wait! 🤩💥 #Monsterdon #Mothra

Every time they say that kid's name, thus plays in my head:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k8ozVkIkr-g
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Would you love me if I were a 50-metre worm?

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Fuck that helicopter.

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Don't worry, they've had to rebuild Tokyo Tower so often by now that they just keep prefab tower parts in a warehouse down by the river. #Monsterdon

send in the tanks

the tanks always work

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@GeoffWozniak@masto.hackers.town @miru@social.miyaku.media woo! Unedited! 😂🎞️ #Monsterdon #Mothra

wtaf they knocked a bairn out and stuck him under furniture?
Mothra lay eggs in all their pockets for life!
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The Very Hungry Mothrapillar. #Monsterdon

IT IS THE TIME OF MOLTING

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Oh snap, the Roliscan Government is back. I think that there is a balance of (return our citizens)/(we are conducting nuclear tests there against their God) is just like, its a level of diplomatic finesse that I think we should treat with awe #Monsterdon #Mothra

Well, there goes Japan's only helicopter.
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tiny tanks ❤️ #monsterdon

Mothra used String shot! It's super effective!
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The MP overlooked a BODY? What kind of shitty training are they getting on that base. #Monsterdon

What they buried him under a bunch of folding chairs?? #Monsterdon #Mothra

@klu9 @CactuarJoe LOL!!!

Mothra: Have I used this in the last 6 months... wait...

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Why are we climbing this thing, lady? Is it on your straight-line path direct to the telepathic microtwins? #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

And there goes Tokyo Tower... again... #Monsterdon #Mothra

Kaiju just love taking out the Toyko Tower. #Monsterdon

and the little model missiles!

HELL YES

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Somebody get Mothra a thunderstone and move this thing along.
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Is the @miru@social.miyaku.media stream a little behind? Some others a little ahead? Just me?
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Oh no. Our intrepid reporter is coming for our photographer’s job.

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that one blue car was a real pretty blue

Bears lost, it will be a west coast thing now with the Seahawks

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Wait, that Military Policeman was the same White Guy as before?

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You think that guy is going to listen to a government? #Monsterdon

this is so delectable after last week's flop

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Mothra has good strategy. Damaging the enemy's communication capabilities is a winning first move. #Monsterdon

So I’m guessing the dubs is missing the “bullying a literal child” part of the movie #Monsterdon

a child emerges from a chicken suit like mothra from your puny dam

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Where's my CGI-filled modern Hollywood Mothra remake set in Los Angeles?

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TOKYO TOWER!

YES YES YES

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this is the good stuff

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@kshernandez @CactuarJoe

Mothra: "Does this bring me joy?"

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Who crawled and destroyed better? Shin Godzilla or Mothra?

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she also destroy by leaning on things!

And I would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for that meddling kid!... in the red baseball hat!

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@CactuarJoe Mothra does not like clutter! #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

Also full of sheets of uncut Oreo cookies, but that's an American thing, too. #Monsterdon

"Pull out of here now and turn" you are in bumper-to-bumper traffic my guy #monsterdon

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That kid wants to rescue them from captivity to take them to another captivity. #Monsterdon

oh, this is Nelson's "one if by land, two if by sea" moment

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Yay, kid! Let them go!

No, not like that…

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I have an idea! Let's detour around this disaster rubble and panicked crowd. #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

journalism man may be a clown, but he knows how to save babies

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Buildings in Tokyo apparently built using pre-stressed bedsheets of enormous size. #Monsterdon