"nihon no keisatsu wa hidoizou"

well, this doesn't contradict what I've heard, especially where a foreigner is concerned…

#Monsterdon

Me trying to get my gf to #Monsterdon

[hits a child]

ladies and gentlemen, the republican party

#monsterdon #mothradon

#Monsterdon🦖🗼⚡🦶🥚 🐛 🦋 😱

hidden in the chicken! well done small dude!

poor guy, he will never see his flirtation with the daifuku lady fulfilled.

#monsterdon

Superb food based physical comedy, lads. Way to lighten the impending doom's mood. #Monsterdon

Surprise! the object we've been tracking this whole time arrived unexpectedly!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

[MEN YELLING] #monsterdon

"The Japanese Police are cruel"

same the world over Nelson

#Monsterdon

Whoops, stealth mission fail. #Monsterdon

I bet that kid is a friend of Gamera's too #Monsterdon

Don’t choke dude!

#Monsterdon #Mothra #Mothra1961

[eating daifuku in terror]

#Monsterdon

Earnest mouse child doin' a rescue! #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

Oh great, the fairies have gone viral. Now everybody is summoning Mothra. #Monsterdon

Wow, they can just invent a mesh that blocks telepathy now?

#Monsterdon #Mothra

#monsterdon bye bye bb bye bye

lol, comedy bao bun

#Monsterdon

curses

foiled again!

#monsterdon #mothradon

Tokka is probably my favorite snapping turtle but Zen is alright

#Monsterdon

NO ONE SUSPECTS THE CHICKEN!

#monsterdon

How can anyone even see him? Doesn't he just blend in with the wallpaper?

#monsterdon #mothra

#monsterdon That's not Mothra! That's Shai Hu'lud! Kinda having a bad day, with the ocean on fire and all. Sand would be better.

"We better find that kid!"

Japanese children are notoriously impossible to keep out of places, you might as well just give up. #Monsterdon

These model effects look amazing any scene that doesn't involve a building. I don't know why, the buildings break the illusion for me. #monsterdon

Also these explosions are pathetic

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

the fondant dam has fallen!

#monsterdon #mothradon

@SnoopJ yup definitely

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

Ah yes, the obligatory baby imperiled trope.

#Monsterdon

INCONVENIENT BABY

#monsterdon

Terrible idea: a machine hooked up to an RSS reader that prints out the titles (and a QR code linking to the post) on a long long roll of skinny paper tape

#Monsterdon

Level bombing lives down to its reputation

#Monsterdon #Mothradon

RE: https://mastodon.social/@saucerlost/115919488467127285

The money that could’ve gone for the set was used for Tiny Twins costumes instead #Monsterdon

Just gonna keep my baby in a basket in the back of my truck. Because it's 1962 and child safety won't be invented for another 20 years. #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

HulkBusters '62 #Monsterdon

They didn't have that baby secured worth a damn. #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

Of course there's a baby. #Monsterdon #Mothra

uh you missed

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

Damn Rolisicans! Can't we deport these MFers?
*Siad in Japanese*

#Monsterdon #Mothra

Who leaves a baby on a bridge when running from a monster? WTF
#Monsterdon
#Mothra

Those are F-86 Sabres! Neato. #monsterdonaviation

#monsterdon

oh yes, a dam failure is totally something you can just walk away from, uhuh

#monsterdon

So, as a giant monster approaches, their plan is to… hide the twins.

Yes, I'm sure there's no obvious way that making the telepathic bond with the twins vanish could backfire. 🤡

#Monsterdon

Dispatch B team to film at the airport now

#Monsterdon

No, not the babies!

#Monsterdon

Broad safety tip: When there's trouble with a dam, go away from the dam. #monsterdon

That thing rearing up out of the water lacked wings, right?

#Monsterdon

LOOK ROARK YOU'RE NOT IMMUNE TO THE RULES OF THE ISLAND EITHER

#monsterdon #mothradon

#monsterdon #mothra #mothradon

They can't kill a giant caterpillar surfing the tops of the waves but they can invent a box that prevents Japanese Norns from using their telepathic powers.

Yes, is this Mothra? You're gonna whoop my ass, you say? Is there anything I can do to change your mind? #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

Damn the dam!
#monsterdon

Mothra at the Dam, that's a better show than Nelson's! #Monsterdon

THERE A DAMN DAM INCIDENT

#monsterdon

this is also my fighting style

#Monsterdon

We’re in danger, but instead of helping the people also in danger, lets just protect ourselves at their expense.

#Monsterdon #Mothra #Mothra1961

@CactuarJoe @moira #Monsterdon #Mothra

How are we seeing through the material which blocks all wavelengths of energy. #Monsterdon

🎶 and the band played on... 🎶

#monsterdon

Mothra is just a really dedicated Uber driver. She NEEDS those tips.

#monsterdon #mothra

I mean would you call off the giant monster from wrecking the people who kidnapped you if you could, though

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

How embarrassing. You have to be pretty lame to lose a fight with the goofy mousepants reporter #Monsterdon

"Mothra doesn't understand right and wrong." Fantastic god you people have. #Monsterdon

@rebeld Yea. I'm watching the 90minute dubbed one. I did not choose wisely. 😦
#Monsterdon
#Mothra

Antitelepathy glass.
#Monsterdon

@Violinknitter no wings.

#Monsterdon

He trained at the 3 Stooges School of Incompetent Martial Arts.

#monsterdon #mothra

they are trapped, but they can move around anywhere in their carriage by illing it?!

#monsterdon

I appreciate that the dance choreography got more attention than the fight choreography 💃🕺

#Monsterdon #Mothra

My bingo card expertly dodging "Someone Gets Punched"

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

This fight is taking place in the hallways of the English department of my Alma mater

Or at least it looks like it #Monsterdon

Did Zen just slap that guy with a newspaper?

#Monsterdon #Mothra #Mothra1961

Some splendid fight choreography. #Monsterdon

@Taweret Because humans are evil! #Monsterdon #Mothra 🪰🎥

@yatsu And it opened up my eyes #Monsterdon

I forgot about the rainbow in the mist in that one shot. Someone should have been VERY proud of that one. #Monsterdon #Mothra

i like the poster for the secret fairies show on the wall behind the ridiculous fight scene

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe uugh

xD

#monsterdon #mothradon

Actually yes please I would like you to resort to violence

well I would like Mothra to resort to violence but we can work up to that

#Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1961

a little kung fu there
#monsterdon
#mothradon

"Did you see the sign?"
"I saw it."

perfect, no notes.

#monsterdon

If a 6" tall telepathic woman tells you something, you frickin' listen!

#monsterdon

@diazona @paco Perhaps borrowed from Mogomra, the country lobster (Upright Citizens Brigade). #Monsterdon #Mothradon #Mothra1962

They're dropping cans of Moxie on her! #monsterdon

@flowerpot There are at least two cuts of the film, a 90 and 100 minute one, and dubbed vs subtitled.

#monsterdon

I need to sit down and play with the #sharky #ad system so it promotes things like the #hashtaggames at 9:00 and #monsterdon every Sunday along with each day's popular recurring hashtags or something

Sweep the leg!

#Monsterdon #Mothra

Releasing Slim Pickens in 3.. 2.. 1.. #Monsterdon #Mothra

@moira Oh sure, they're using a ham radio. #Monsterdon

you LIVE here you stupid asshole

I forget how Nelson gets his come-uppance but I'm looking forward to remembering

#Monsterdon

@Binder
"Dinosaur like" because big..?

#Monsterdon #Mothra

may wa KOO da. sir. i think you might need to chew the scenery just a bit more. (^_^)

#monsterdon

#monsterdon #mothra #mothradon

I wonder how telepathy waves are modulated?

swimming in the ocean!

actual, kaiju-sized, mothra the moth

#monsterdon

How is it that nobody is tempted to call it Caterpillera? How is it that they know it's gonna be a Mothra?

#monsterdon

@CactuarJoe their radio is made of... meat

#monsterdon #mothradon

BADASS CATERPILLAR INCOMING #Monsterdon

[with shit-eating grin]

boku ni wa kan kei nai

#Monsterdon

@Louisa@mastodon.xyz I thought Rakh was having them made? Just like the rest of the stuff for the show?

And they're wearing their own clothing underneath.

#Monsterdon #Mothra

It's ticker tape, but that's not important right now. #Monsterdon #Mothra

#Monsterdon
Loved that fight scene.