but that's not how the portal worked
Someone remind me mid-week to tell the story of the airplane keys. It's good, you won't want to miss it.
Toyota 4runner in the garage and scene #monsterdon
Aaand they wake up on an Earth where the Russians won. #Monsterdon
she only thought of that now??? lady, that was like half your character's motivation, you didn't wanna ask for it to begin with? #monsterdon
Hahahahaha
That wasnβt directly stolen from Star Wars AT ALL #Monsterdon
AAAAAA SHE'S A STEPFORD WIFE
And Dolph passes the meathead torch to Tom Paris. #Monsterdon
So, like, did they just kill off Skeletor in this film? Do they not understand the term franchise?
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
Three weeks later, Lubic was eaten #monsterdon
"yeah lol I'm not going back the rest of the force thinks I'm crazy" #monsterdon
"Welp we ran out of budget before we got to the final fight. Movie's over."
The guy that plays Blade and was the sword fight coordinator, "Hang hold my beer and put me in that Gold armor of Skeletor's. Hey lighting guy I got an idea and it's very minimal."
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse
He's not going to say the line, is he?
Skeletor is dead and he's not going to say the line
Where did the cops' Eternia girlfriend pop up from?
Wait - they gave the castle to the cop?!?! #monsterdon
And with that, Sam and Frodoβs journey ended. #Monsterdon
"And we got one less cop! Everybody wins!"
did Skeletor just get overloaded from a power line? #monsterdon
Dolph Lundgren's got a sweet sweet bod, but he's got the charisma of a wet tuna sandwich. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
FINALLY SOMEONE USES THE DEATH PITS!
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
They fucked up the line?! Isn't it supposed to be by the power of Grayskull?
No, this isn't Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi either! Really! Honest.
If you squint you can make out the stagehands dismantling the set.
My mom as the two heavies battle it out: "Don't cross the streams!"
#Monsterdon skeletor coulda put a locked cage around the sword
but NOOOOOOOO
*The Touch begins to play*
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse
#Monsterdon Correction on previous toots: it's an enemies to lovers to enemies plot.
"It was always between us!"
Go for it, he's got lips now. #Monsterdon
HE SAID THE LINE
Get it? He's knocking over pillars because he's like Hercules. #Monsterdon
Evil Lyn remaining the only sensible character in this entire goddamn film. #Monsterdon
Something about men who crave power that I didn't catch, but is probably relevant today
#Monsterdon Skelotor's transformed costume is insane!
#MasterOfTheUniverse
oh look, it's all the oscars this film didn't win!
Evelyn and Karg casually strolling over to the sequel sign up kiosk. #Monsterdon
also I like that they conveniently transported half a Cadillac for cover #monsterdon
I take back everything I ever said about these guys having better aim than Stormtroopers
Evillyn and Beastman, exit stage right even.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse
So we went from pink force lightening to gold eye lasers. Still havenβt got the calibration quite right yet #Monsterdon
#monsterdon transporting half the '59 caddy to Castle Greyskull was a nice touch. Peak '80's movie.
@Bluedepth Or I wonder if part of Skeletor's throne room got swapped in place of it
I'm not much of a gun guy but it seemed like that shotgun thingie had a lot of turns without reloading. #monsterdon
"I lied" welp that's the activation phrase for He-Man #monsterdon
Skeletor just wants to own the libs.
#Monsterdon πͺ πͺ π π π±
Dolph's 'acting' type facial expressions are as terrible as his line readings
You gotta throw in a "Holy shit!", Transformers: The Movie also knew this.
"oh god not these people again" - skeletor probly
This universe is not very grounded. #monsterdon
Awe! his magic wand has a transformation sequence!
@starkraving666
Frank Langella also guest starred on #StarTrekDS9 as a seriously corrupt Bajoran politician Jaro.
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
#monsterdon @k8eb just pointed out that Kevin is played by the same actor who was Tom Paris in Star Trek: Voyager
#monsterdon As always, with the power comes a wardrobe change
whoah. Skelegold. #monsterdon
Skeletor pulling a magical girl transformation costume change right in front of everybody. #Monsterdon
I feel like I'm watching the phantom of the Opera on stage, with less singing
#Monsterdon skeletor's magical girl transformation
Skeletor, Fist of Khonshu
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse #βοΈ
holy shit
#monsterdon
God = cool mask #monsterdon
Master and Commander: Far Side of the Universe
The universe, the Force, whatever. #Monsterdon
That was about 12 Shatners worth of scenery chewed there. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
Galaxy Glam-up.
Beast dude was LAUGHING!! #monsterdon
Skeletor getting excited about being entered >_> #Monsterdon
"It's power flows through me" I've got the _weirdest_ boner right now. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
"I feel the universe" giving me very strong "I feel the cosmos" vibes from Katamari Damacy
There it is - the "Master of the Universe" line
Langella is THRIVING here, all Transformers got was Orson Welles going Β―\_(γ)_/Β―
I want the cop to get stuck in Eternia and join He-Man's group, grumping the whole time.
#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon i am loving this version of skeletor, he pretends he's super deep but he's still kinda a kids version of a deep villain
Evil-Lyn might be in a better mood if she dropped the full body chastity device. #monsterdon
Frank Langella has gone all Shakespearean soliloquy as Skeletor.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse
HE SAID THE THING #Monsterdon
They need to not zoom in on Skeletor's mask's nose holes. #Monsterdon
"These guys are mine" Tolkan is going for it. Another pro #Monsterdon
...Those POWs have literally been sitting on that ridge for the movie's entire runtime. #Monsterdon
Alpha and Omega? They have Greek?β¦ #monsterdon
#Monsterdon mandatory viewing for citizens of eternia
#monsterdon Worse than Vogon Poetry:
"Enough...i can't hide my boner anymore"
the cop character adds nothing
@gnomon I thought that was a castration threat, myself #monsterdon
SKELETOR VISIBLY GETTING OFF ON THIS D: #Monsterdon
skeletor is LOVING this
Did he just do a drag show final crowning costume change and demand he man "KNEEEEL!" or... am I reading this wrong?
Safe, Sane, and Consentual, Evil-Lyn and Skeletor. SSC.
That look on Evil-Lyn #monsterdon
Getting in that flogging fetish! #monsterdon
Bingo at last! I was starting to worry
#Monsterdon I think it's clear from Skeletor's expressions what is going on here during the He-Man whipping.
YES YOU WILL (x3) #monsterdon
Seriously, this whole thing could've been avoided if they had a sane kink scene on Eternia. This is just out of hand. #Monsterdon
A computer that gets activated when a special sword gets plunged into it is the kind of thing that would've occupied my mind for MONTHS when I was 12. #monsterdon