but that's not how the portal worked

#monsterdon

Someone remind me mid-week to tell the story of the airplane keys. It's good, you won't want to miss it.

#monsterdon

Toyota 4runner in the garage and scene #monsterdon

Aaand they wake up on an Earth where the Russians won. #Monsterdon

she only thought of that now??? lady, that was like half your character's motivation, you didn't wanna ask for it to begin with? #monsterdon

Hahahahaha

That wasn’t directly stolen from Star Wars AT ALL #Monsterdon

AAAAAA SHE'S A STEPFORD WIFE

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Next viewing's drinking game:

Drink everytime you see Dolph's nipples

#monsterdon

Um I believe some things happened after that battle

...I could use an explanation

#Monsterdon

And Dolph passes the meathead torch to Tom Paris. #Monsterdon

So, like, did they just kill off Skeletor in this film? Do they not understand the term franchise?
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Three weeks later, Lubic was eaten #monsterdon

"yeah lol I'm not going back the rest of the force thinks I'm crazy" #monsterdon

"Welp we ran out of budget before we got to the final fight. Movie's over."
The guy that plays Blade and was the sword fight coordinator, "Hang hold my beer and put me in that Gold armor of Skeletor's. Hey lighting guy I got an idea and it's very minimal."
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

He's not going to say the line, is he?
Skeletor is dead and he's not going to say the line

Where did the cops' Eternia girlfriend pop up from?

#monsterdon

Wait - they gave the castle to the cop?!?! #monsterdon

And with that, Sam and Frodo’s journey ended. #Monsterdon

"And we got one less cop! Everybody wins!"

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

did Skeletor just get overloaded from a power line? #monsterdon

Dolph Lundgren's got a sweet sweet bod, but he's got the charisma of a wet tuna sandwich. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

FINALLY SOMEONE USES THE DEATH PITS!
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

They fucked up the line?! Isn't it supposed to be by the power of Grayskull?

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

No, this isn't Empire Strikes Back or Return of the Jedi either! Really! Honest.

#monsterdon

If you squint you can make out the stagehands dismantling the set.

#Monsterdon

My mom as the two heavies battle it out: "Don't cross the streams!"

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

#Monsterdon skeletor coulda put a locked cage around the sword

but NOOOOOOOO

*The Touch begins to play*
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

#Monsterdon Correction on previous toots: it's an enemies to lovers to enemies plot.

"It was always between us!"

Go for it, he's got lips now. #Monsterdon

HE SAID THE LINE

#Monsterdon

Get it? He's knocking over pillars because he's like Hercules. #Monsterdon

Evil Lyn remaining the only sensible character in this entire goddamn film. #Monsterdon

Something about men who crave power that I didn't catch, but is probably relevant today

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Skelotor's transformed costume is insane!
#MasterOfTheUniverse

oh look, it's all the oscars this film didn't win!

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Evelyn and Karg casually strolling over to the sequel sign up kiosk. #Monsterdon

also I like that they conveniently transported half a Cadillac for cover #monsterdon

I take back everything I ever said about these guys having better aim than Stormtroopers

#Monsterdon

Evillyn and Beastman, exit stage right even.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

So we went from pink force lightening to gold eye lasers. Still haven’t got the calibration quite right yet #Monsterdon

#monsterdon transporting half the '59 caddy to Castle Greyskull was a nice touch. Peak '80's movie.

@Bluedepth Or I wonder if part of Skeletor's throne room got swapped in place of it

#Monsterdon

I'm not much of a gun guy but it seemed like that shotgun thingie had a lot of turns without reloading. #monsterdon

"I lied" welp that's the activation phrase for He-Man #monsterdon

Skeletor just wants to own the libs.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

Dolph's 'acting' type facial expressions are as terrible as his line readings

You gotta throw in a "Holy shit!", Transformers: The Movie also knew this.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"oh god not these people again" - skeletor probly

#monsterdon

This universe is not very grounded. #monsterdon

Awe! his magic wand has a transformation sequence!

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon

@starkraving666
Frank Langella also guest starred on #StarTrekDS9 as a seriously corrupt Bajoran politician Jaro.
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#monsterdon @k8eb just pointed out that Kevin is played by the same actor who was Tom Paris in Star Trek: Voyager

#monsterdon As always, with the power comes a wardrobe change

whoah. Skelegold. #monsterdon

Skeletor pulling a magical girl transformation costume change right in front of everybody. #Monsterdon

I feel like I'm watching the phantom of the Opera on stage, with less singing

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon skeletor's magical girl transformation

Skeletor, Fist of Khonshu

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse #⚔️

holy shit
#monsterdon

God = cool mask #monsterdon

Master and Commander: Far Side of the Universe

#monsterdon

The universe, the Force, whatever. #Monsterdon

That was about 12 Shatners worth of scenery chewed there. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Galaxy Glam-up.

#monsterdon

Beast dude was LAUGHING!! #monsterdon

Skeletor getting excited about being entered >_> #Monsterdon

"It's power flows through me" I've got the _weirdest_ boner right now. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"I feel the universe" giving me very strong "I feel the cosmos" vibes from Katamari Damacy

#monsterdon

There it is - the "Master of the Universe" line

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse(1987)

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Langella is THRIVING here, all Transformers got was Orson Welles going ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

I want the cop to get stuck in Eternia and join He-Man's group, grumping the whole time.

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon i am loving this version of skeletor, he pretends he's super deep but he's still kinda a kids version of a deep villain

Evil-Lyn might be in a better mood if she dropped the full body chastity device. #monsterdon

Frank Langella has gone all Shakespearean soliloquy as Skeletor.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

HE SAID THE THING #Monsterdon

They need to not zoom in on Skeletor's mask's nose holes. #Monsterdon

"These guys are mine" Tolkan is going for it. Another pro #Monsterdon

...Those POWs have literally been sitting on that ridge for the movie's entire runtime. #Monsterdon

Alpha and Omega? They have Greek?… #monsterdon

#Monsterdon mandatory viewing for citizens of eternia

#monsterdon Worse than Vogon Poetry:

"Enough...i can't hide my boner anymore"

#monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

the cop character adds nothing

#monsterdon

@gnomon I thought that was a castration threat, myself #monsterdon

SKELETOR VISIBLY GETTING OFF ON THIS D: #Monsterdon

skeletor is LOVING this

#monsterdon

Did he just do a drag show final crowning costume change and demand he man "KNEEEEL!" or... am I reading this wrong?

#monsterdon

Safe, Sane, and Consentual, Evil-Lyn and Skeletor. SSC.

#monsterdon

That look on Evil-Lyn #monsterdon

moans

#monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Getting in that flogging fetish! #monsterdon

Bingo at last! I was starting to worry

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

#Monsterdon I think it's clear from Skeletor's expressions what is going on here during the He-Man whipping.

YES YOU WILL (x3) #monsterdon

Seriously, this whole thing could've been avoided if they had a sane kink scene on Eternia. This is just out of hand. #Monsterdon

A computer that gets activated when a special sword gets plunged into it is the kind of thing that would've occupied my mind for MONTHS when I was 12. #monsterdon