So far, the cow is the best actor in the whole film. :1000: performance. Totally believed they were a cow.

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@gnomon doesthecowdie.com

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Cow. Moo. Moo. …Nope. Nopenopenopenope. Book. Book. Yipyipyip #monsterdon

@Taweret That is the beauty of Dolph Lundgren.

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They're in the walls!

Wait, this is a forest.

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I like the movies where Dolph Lundgren cannot speak for reasons.
Bless, he's trying at least.

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@SnoopJ ahhhh this is giving me flashbacks to academia

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@roque I suppose so, but also, Star Wars

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why does He-Man have the least charisma and screen presence of the cast?

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"I must possess all, or I possess nothing!" goes quite hard.

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You can tell who got a 21 on their acrobatics check and who got a 13

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Did one of those shots just arc?

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#monsterdon More and more of these movies just need subtitles because the speech quality is so junky. LOL.

idk what people are talking about saying skeletors makeup is stupid looking this is exactly what he looks like in Congress #Monsterdon

They're shit shots because those helmets restrict vision, like in Star Wars

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This is the most accidentally sexy movie ever
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Oh no... I did see this as a child. Bad memories coming back of this skeletor... oh no. #monsterdon

Billy Barty never ever said "No, I won't do the part. It's degrading."

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#monsterdon The set design and dressing is pretty good, all things considered, but these rubber suits and prostheses are a little rough and ready,eh?

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The sorceress is contained in a finite Rave Field. Only those who groove with the beats may enter.

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Let's see if I got this right: there are two ways to get to Greyskull

1. The Coffee Maker of Doom - I mean Cosmic Key - programmed with a special set of tones to warp spacetime or some nonsense
2. A tunnel

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I sense there are going to be a lot of closeups on Teela's butt. #Monsterdon

This is clearly more science than I bargained for

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Gwildor has that big D energy!
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"we want orko!"

"we have orko at home."

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I thought we were watching He-Man, not Leprechaun.

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"It was a primitive fusion drive but I fixed it to work on neutrinos" < - spoiler alert from the dude

Oh no, one of the Orkos survived

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Was the little fella in the cartoons?

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I think I saw that little guy in some niche 1980s porn #monsterdon

I bet Man-At- Arms is a tickler.
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The director insisted on close ups of He-Man's nipples in the fight sequences.

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Does Evil-Lyn imply the existence of Good-Lyn? Is this addressed in the Lore? #Monsterdon

In hindsight, Frank Langella has to be really, really happy he had to wear that skull mask for this career incinerator. #monsterdon

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Ladies love Skeletor’s magic fingers

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Cool - skeletor delivers orgasms at will. #monsterdon

You're a skull - with eyeballs

OK

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Time to either press play and watch the movie with us or mute the hashtag #monsterdon for two hours!

LETS GOOOO

https://archive.org/details/masters-of-the-universe-1987_202304

"Evil-Lyn" sounds like a nickname at the WI*

*British reference

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Gotta say the long intro credits kind of makes me nostalgic #monsterdon

Now I wanna watch Army Of Darkness

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@Configures @apLundell I always thought that Greyskull was originally Skeletor's digs, until Prince Adam's father forced Skeletor out from it.

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@CactuarJoe the cow was last seen next to the ribs restaurant. i don't think she's coming out intact ;_; #Monsterdon

... wasn't that a very quiet town that Skeletor invaded? No citizens driving/walking around, etc., to see all the flying hoverboards and thrones and such, or the laser firefight ...

I guess everybody was watching the firemen & cops poke through the ashes at the high school (or wherever the battle of the bands was being held).

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@SordidAmok I'm keen to see #monsterdon in the trending tags tomorrow, but I'm also delighted at the coverage we got for many a #SuperbOwl on #SuperbOwlSunday (aka #superb_owl_sunday and a tag worth clicking!)

@RamenCatholic @r343l I do feel like this would be better if the script had been written by Kevin Smith, but I'm still looking forward to it.

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@r343l ok I can work with Alison Brie as Evil-Lynn. I'll give it a shot for that casting. #Monsterdon

Gave it two and a half stars on my #letterboxd review https://letterboxd.com/anderson_petaq/film/masters-of-the-universe/ #monsterdon

Big thanks to @Taweret for hosting tonight's movie; it was actually better than I remembered it being. Of course, not being trapped in a theater seat for the twenty minutes or so of "Welcome to Earth!" helped a lot.

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The ending of Masters Of The Universe clearly paid homage to Time Pirates, with the time travel back to the parents being alive and Courteney Cox shouting "MOM DAD DON'T TOUCH IT IT'S EEEEEVIL"

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@plaidtron3000 Post-credits scenes are common nowadays, but this was one of the early films that included one.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_with_post-credits_scenes

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@SordidAmok Like Logan's Run? #monsterdon

doesthecowdie dot com
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@maple It's em bloody 'elf n safety people. Always makin us install railings n suchlike. #monsterdon

@ohiofi My God!!! LMBO!!! #Monsterdon

HeMan was meh. But Skeletor can call me anytime.
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@apLundell see they could've made a fantastic back to the future 2-style sequel #monsterdon

@apLundell maybe that was going to be the pitch for the next movie? given the post credits scene and evil Lyn's early departure?

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@SordidAmok Or The Fellowship of the Ring? #monsterdon

The best part is that you can tell they thought the movie was going to be a winner. So many references and actors from successful movies/tv, but they didn't really make anything original. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I asked #SplendaDaddy to mansplain Skeletor's back story, and his motivations make sense now.

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So, they're stuck in a time loop now, right?

@ramsey @Taweret @Cherizilla "Sssmookin!" #itsNotEasyBeingGreen #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe She needs to hookup with Dr. Mrs. The Monarch. Power duo from HELL. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

And then it popped up with Futurama, and then Friends

I think it knows something

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HEYYYAYYYYYAAAAYYYYYY

DON'T CRYYYYY OUT LOUUUUUD

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Thank you @Taweret for hosting. I absolutely want one of those costumes.
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@Lazarou That's what Lubic was for.

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Holy shit there's a post-credits scene #monsterdon

Post-credit scene for the sequel set-up.

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Another #Monsterdon has come to an end. As always thanks to our host for tonight @Taweret.

If you missed-out on tonight's fun you can join us next week by following the hashtag #MonsterdonAlert and voting on the next feature! Sometime tomorrow @Taweret will post a poll to pick the next movie using this hashtag.

Just vote - even if this would be your first time. Then next Sunday watch with us.

And his eyes open, yes, we know. #Monsterdon

So he-man and his sidekicks prevailed despite the meddling of the useless earthlings and the bastard cop gets to retire in eternal comfort and baby Monica gets to fix her future

THE END

Thanks for the pointless, cheezy yet delightfully entertaining #Monsterdon @Taweret ! It was great pointless fun!

can't believe skeletor died because nobody installed a railing around the bottomless pit

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Ah, the Don't Kill Him, I Want Him Alive mistake.

Evil-Lyn knows a loser when she sees one.

I just feel like I need to point out that that is not how the portal worked

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Golden God Skeletor better not awaken anything in me. #Monsterdon

@muhkayoh #Monsterdon is the best at this

You brought her you Golan-Globus. Or something. That was delightful. And by delightful I mean dreadful in all the best ways. What a great pallet cleanser. Thanks to @Taweret for not only hosting but suggesting the flick! #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Ok, those granny nightgowns are the BEST and I wish I owned one right now! #Monsterdon

Back in their timeline before they ever helped HeMan so they don't. The End , Credits

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Wow. This was a pretty good movie. I'm glad I never got to see this until now. Seeing all these stars when they were really young is something.

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alright, i unironically loved that movie, good journey everybody! #monsterdon

@Lazarou I really wanted her to run out into the street, having saved her parents, and get hit by a car. #monsterdon

but like, that's now how the portal worked tho

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They are standing on the street and the parents ordered a taxi. Whoops! #monsterdon

@brooke They're going to Butterfly Effect their Donnie Darkos! #Monsterdon

Okay yall, this is A REQUIRED WATCH FOR RIGHT AFTER THE MOVIE LET'S JAM THE FUCK OUT WITH CLAMS OUT

https://youtu.be/32FB-gYr49Y

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hooray the movie is over

all good things must come to an end

all bad things too

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And so ends another #Monsterdon. @Taweret has our thanks for hosting; the rest of you, posters and lurkers, we also thank for being a part of this motley crew. And remember #Monsterdoners: Good journey!

pondering the orb
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uh okay we fixed plot stuff that we didn't even know needed to be fixed

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Neither the loneliness of good nor the loneliness of evil match the loneliness of boredom.

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he man just sorta has gay man friends and friends in the leather scene and likes their aesthetic and so just sort of adopted the speedo/straps/boots look #monsterdon

WHAT? They sent her back in time? This is going to mess up the continuum. I feel like Tom Paris should know this.
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that's not how it worked tho

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Period supply commercial #Monsterdon