[T-800 voice] Your parents are alive, but being held hostage

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go ahead press some buttons

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Dennis Hopper jacked his whole look in Waterworld (1995) from Blade in this movie #Monsterdon

that's right, into the plot with you, lady! #monsterdon

This film has an odd provenance

a toy -> a cartoon -> a movie

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@diazona Apparently, neither is Skeletor. #Monsterdon

Pretty sure vaporization is an HR violation. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Can someone remind me why the continued existence of he man annoys skeletor so much? I was very young and never really understood the central conflict. #monsterdon

Skeletor is one of *those* kinds of managers #monsterdon

Sponge skull is not happy with extended helmet hair. #monsterdon

You can tell Charlie's cool because he eats pizza at work

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#monsterdon I respect that they make absolutely no effort to blend in

you think skeletor's wang matches his face?
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it appears #monsterdon and #superbowl are fuckin duking it out on the federated timeline. even more of a bloodbath than this game is

Detective Lubic, who brandishes sarcasm like a veteran caped crusader of passive aggression. #monsterdon

Teela movie.

When?!

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I hope you're all ready for this police detective to hijack the movie.

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You're a slacker!

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Obviously Dolph has the body to full off that ensemble but it is in no way practical.

Oooo, its that bald authority figure from the Back to the Future movies!

Short cops are the worst.....

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He-man sounds like he’s eating a peanut butter sandwich when he speaks. #Monsterdon

He-Man's words don't sync with his lips- guessing that when they filmed, Dolph Lundren's accent was too thick and they had to redub them later after more practice. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

half-naked man with a story about keys to other dimensions #monsterdon

Lundgren just oozes intellect

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Way more #Monsterdon posts in my timeline tonight than ones about the football. I'm clearly federated with the right folks.

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When Gwildor comes crashing through the junkyard fence to help He-Man in a 'land boat', the sound that is used is the same as the entrance of Back to the Future's DeLorean.

Here it is from BTTF...
https://movie-sounds.org/sci-fi-movie-samples/quotes-with-sound-clips-from-back-to-the-future/delorean-time-machine-creaking

Well, it looks like a Terminator arm. I'll give you tree fiddy. #monsterdon

Nothing good ever comes after "press a few of these buttons." #monsterdon

Karg has serious hairmetal hair.

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@JunkyWithAMonkE oh yes it is IMPOSSIBLE to keep up with the feed, we've all tried

It's about a post every two seconds

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#monsterdon Okay, you're inconsolable, we'll just alley-yoop, pick you up and off we go.

Why are they chasing her? She's just a random person. #monsterdon

That one dude was almost outwitted by tinsel. #Monsterdon

"Don't kill him yet! We have to maintain our PG-13!"
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yeah if they fail to open the door i'm pretty sure they're not ready to go to earth

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Karg enjoys classical music, making dioramas, and long walks on the battlefield.

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Blade, no relation to Mavel's

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And NO disintegrations. #monsterdon

Looks like Skeletor’s henchmen are ready for their big break at the medieval MMA cage match. #monsterdon

I kinda like Evil Lyn's golden skullcap and goth makeup. Shame about the boob plate. #Monsterdon

If this turns into "the kids have to save the world so they can get to Tom Paris' gig on time" I am forgiving no one #Monsterdon

“Saurod”?? LOL #monsterdon

I always know when I find random electronics in a graveyard I go connect it to the closest PA system. #monsterdon

#monsterdon "We're locking in on the key's source of origin"

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Oh, I remember this part. Marty has to fill in for the lead guitarist so his parents can kiss.

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"Julie, listen to this!" *ten minutes of bass-boosted fart noises* #Monsterdon

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ok I have to tell this story. For the holidays years ago my sister got my son a HE-MAN Masters of the Universe sword that took batteries and made this excruciatingly annoying SHCWING sound when he waved it around, and screeched FOR THE POWER OF GREYSKULL when you pressed a button.

I hated that thing with a passion. Of course my son loved it.

So next year, I got her son a drum set.

Tear a hole in the universe with the power of SYNTH ROCK.

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one of those new Japanese synthesizers!
Yep.. that's exactly what it is... genius
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yeah, just GRAB THE INEXPLICABLE OBJECT #Monsterdon

So, did Julie shoot down the plane or something?

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How is it that one of them knows about ribs and another one can't even recognize it as meat?

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"It's a plane crash, these things happen...."

fucking hell Tom

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gon get me sum dat fried checken

er. pig or something

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Bad form. It's always required to yell "Grappling hook" when using a grappling hook. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

I too stood outside a Robby's Ribs and Chicken long ago yearning for an intergalactic soldier of fortune with a laser blaster and tight fitting uniform

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Oh, the 80s, fashion!
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can we find a grosser way for the goblin to eat ribs?

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The Skeletor mask was used later in #StarTrekTNG as the creature that Worf fights all the time on the holodeck.

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(my instance is choking on all the traffic tonight)

Ugghh, tiresome Terran storylines...

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A new Master of the Universe has been discovered. Cowor, the bovine battler.
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So far, the cow is the best actor in the whole film. :1000: performance. Totally believed they were a cow.

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@gnomon doesthecowdie.com

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Cow. Moo. Moo. …Nope. Nopenopenopenope. Book. Book. Yipyipyip #monsterdon

@Taweret That is the beauty of Dolph Lundgren.

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They're in the walls!

Wait, this is a forest.

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I like the movies where Dolph Lundgren cannot speak for reasons.
Bless, he's trying at least.

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@SnoopJ ahhhh this is giving me flashbacks to academia

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@roque I suppose so, but also, Star Wars

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why does He-Man have the least charisma and screen presence of the cast?

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"I must possess all, or I possess nothing!" goes quite hard.

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You can tell who got a 21 on their acrobatics check and who got a 13

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Did one of those shots just arc?

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#monsterdon More and more of these movies just need subtitles because the speech quality is so junky. LOL.

idk what people are talking about saying skeletors makeup is stupid looking this is exactly what he looks like in Congress #Monsterdon

They're shit shots because those helmets restrict vision, like in Star Wars

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This is the most accidentally sexy movie ever
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Oh no... I did see this as a child. Bad memories coming back of this skeletor... oh no. #monsterdon

Billy Barty never ever said "No, I won't do the part. It's degrading."

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#monsterdon The set design and dressing is pretty good, all things considered, but these rubber suits and prostheses are a little rough and ready,eh?

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The sorceress is contained in a finite Rave Field. Only those who groove with the beats may enter.

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Let's see if I got this right: there are two ways to get to Greyskull

1. The Coffee Maker of Doom - I mean Cosmic Key - programmed with a special set of tones to warp spacetime or some nonsense
2. A tunnel

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I sense there are going to be a lot of closeups on Teela's butt. #Monsterdon

This is clearly more science than I bargained for

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Gwildor has that big D energy!
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"we want orko!"

"we have orko at home."

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I thought we were watching He-Man, not Leprechaun.

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"It was a primitive fusion drive but I fixed it to work on neutrinos" < - spoiler alert from the dude

Oh no, one of the Orkos survived

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Was the little fella in the cartoons?

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I think I saw that little guy in some niche 1980s porn #monsterdon

The director insisted on close ups of He-Man's nipples in the fight sequences.

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I bet Man-At- Arms is a tickler.
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Awww bless, why did they let that handsome man speak and ruin it?

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Does Evil-Lyn imply the existence of Good-Lyn? Is this addressed in the Lore? #Monsterdon

In hindsight, Frank Langella has to be really, really happy he had to wear that skull mask for this career incinerator. #monsterdon

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Ladies love Skeletor’s magic fingers

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Cool - skeletor delivers orgasms at will. #monsterdon