Instead of Air Centurions, we actually have drones that do this.
Apparently you get 2 seconds from hearing them until they strike, shotguns are perhaps the best for taking them out.
Should you find yourself against one...
Skeletor is in like a homecoming parade float π#Monsterdon
"The natives are fools. Weak and easily controlled" She's clearly not wrong. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
why.....why is skeletor here? if....if they just left with the other key, he-man would be trapped there and unable to prevent the greyskullification....
holy shit his beef with he-man must be deep
The space-time bunghole returns! And it's full of sky surfing henchmen! And Skeletor! Aaaaaaaa #monsterdon
It's Skeletor, and he's got a Zamboni
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1 man thanksgiving day float
Is this the same 'Small Town America' lot they used for Back to the Future?
So the costumes are bad because they spent the budget burning and blowing things up. #monsterdon
"Stay right there. "
"No problem!"
And then he dies because he's inside a burning building. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon he's an American, *of course* he can use a gun.
He brought a shotgun to a laser fight.
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse #βοΈ
every 80s movie was legally required to destroy at least one car
#Monsterdon Evil-Lyn: most effective bad guy in this entire movie.
Most predictable plot twist ever, played entirely straight. Gotta admire that though!
#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon called it
Yes, it's me, your mother. Revealing myself in an alley you had no idea you were going to be in today, just as planned. #monsterdon
Julie stealing the key is clearly Fake Orko's fault.
zap zap zap laaaasars #monsterdon
@amyfou he did suffer for this role #monsterdon
okay don't hate the armed forest speeder
The E. T. tribute via the native clothing #Monsterdon
Gnome fella mocks our Terran gender norms
that's why he's the big inventor, he thinks outside of boxes
#Monsterdon Meg Foster as usual making evil look good. I wouldn't be caught lying to her. π
#MasterOfTheUniverse
He had a truth telling collar on when his girlfriend showed up, and they didn't do a comedy bit before taking it off? #Monsterdon
Wait, it's an *artifact* collar with a specific name? And they just left it?
Heβs gonna answer her questions because he likes listening to himself talk with that voice modulation thing active. Itβs like sucking helium to make your voice go high. #Monsterdon
This might be a good opportunity to leave the truth collar on for a little while
"Get away! You smell like a gallon of ammonia!"
Ah, yes, the subtle approach: giant henchmen stomping through suburbia. #monsterdon
#monsterdon Monsters kick in his door, he throws junk at them and yells "Get out!" instead of running... he deserves whatever he gets as far as I'm concerned
oh I see
the writer's barely concealed fetish #... 4, we'll say 4: Tom Paris in a collar
THIS MOVIE ALSO BROUGHT TO YOU BY BURGER KING #monsterdon
The microwave is jamming the signal!
okay they're sensitive to 2.6Ghz waves and that microwave is a serious RF hazard
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π MASTERS OF THE TRIVIA
Did you hear Skeletor say "I'm not in the giving mood this day"? That's from Shakespeare's Richard III and Frank Langella put that line in himself. Skeletor is one of his favorite characters.
#Monsterdon did he just randomly massaging her shoulders
If this movie doesnβt end with a battle of the bands Iβm going to be very disappointed. #Monsterdon
oooh she was in They Live
Cop is all like, "I play space accordion!" #monsterdon
[T-800 voice] Your parents are alive, but being held hostage
go ahead press some buttons
Dennis Hopper jacked his whole look in Waterworld (1995) from Blade in this movie #Monsterdon
that's right, into the plot with you, lady! #monsterdon
@diazona Apparently, neither is Skeletor. #Monsterdon
Pretty sure vaporization is an HR violation. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
Can someone remind me why the continued existence of he man annoys skeletor so much? I was very young and never really understood the central conflict. #monsterdon
Sponge skull is not happy with extended helmet hair. #monsterdon
You can tell Charlie's cool because he eats pizza at work
#monsterdon I respect that they make absolutely no effort to blend in
you think skeletor's wang matches his face?
#Monsterdon
it appears #monsterdon and #superbowl are fuckin duking it out on the federated timeline. even more of a bloodbath than this game is
Detective Lubic, who brandishes sarcasm like a veteran caped crusader of passive aggression. #monsterdon
I hope you're all ready for this police detective to hijack the movie.
You're a slacker!
Obviously Dolph has the body to full off that ensemble but it is in no way practical.
Oooo, its that bald authority figure from the Back to the Future movies!
Short cops are the worst.....
He-man sounds like heβs eating a peanut butter sandwich when he speaks. #Monsterdon
He-Man's words don't sync with his lips- guessing that when they filmed, Dolph Lundren's accent was too thick and they had to redub them later after more practice. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
half-naked man with a story about keys to other dimensions #monsterdon
Lundgren just oozes intellect
Way more #Monsterdon posts in my timeline tonight than ones about the football. I'm clearly federated with the right folks.
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Sustainable Hollywood...Re-use / Recycle
(Low Budget Film School)
π Listen for...
When Gwildor comes crashing through the junkyard fence to help He-Man in a 'land boat', the sound that is used is the same as the entrance of Back to the Future's DeLorean.
Here it is from BTTF...
https://movie-sounds.org/sci-fi-movie-samples/quotes-with-sound-clips-from-back-to-the-future/delorean-time-machine-creaking
Well, it looks like a Terminator arm. I'll give you tree fiddy. #monsterdon
Nothing good ever comes after "press a few of these buttons." #monsterdon
Karg has serious hairmetal hair.
@JunkyWithAMonkE oh yes it is IMPOSSIBLE to keep up with the feed, we've all tried
It's about a post every two seconds
#monsterdon Okay, you're inconsolable, we'll just alley-yoop, pick you up and off we go.
Why are they chasing her? She's just a random person. #monsterdon
That one dude was almost outwitted by tinsel. #Monsterdon
"Don't kill him yet! We have to maintain our PG-13!"
#Monsterdon
yeah if they fail to open the door i'm pretty sure they're not ready to go to earth
Karg enjoys classical music, making dioramas, and long walks on the battlefield.
Blade, no relation to Mavel's
And NO disintegrations. #monsterdon
Looks like Skeletorβs henchmen are ready for their big break at the medieval MMA cage match. #monsterdon
I kinda like Evil Lyn's golden skullcap and goth makeup. Shame about the boob plate. #Monsterdon
If this turns into "the kids have to save the world so they can get to Tom Paris' gig on time" I am forgiving no one #Monsterdon
βSaurodβ?? LOL #monsterdon
I always know when I find random electronics in a graveyard I go connect it to the closest PA system. #monsterdon
#monsterdon "We're locking in on the key's source of origin"
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Oh, I remember this part. Marty has to fill in for the lead guitarist so his parents can kiss.
"Julie, listen to this!" *ten minutes of bass-boosted fart noises* #Monsterdon
ok I have to tell this story. For the holidays years ago my sister got my son a HE-MAN Masters of the Universe sword that took batteries and made this excruciatingly annoying SHCWING sound when he waved it around, and screeched FOR THE POWER OF GREYSKULL when you pressed a button.
I hated that thing with a passion. Of course my son loved it.
So next year, I got her son a drum set.
Tear a hole in the universe with the power of SYNTH ROCK.
one of those new Japanese synthesizers!
Yep.. that's exactly what it is... genius
#Monsterdon
yeah, just GRAB THE INEXPLICABLE OBJECT #Monsterdon
So, did Julie shoot down the plane or something?
How is it that one of them knows about ribs and another one can't even recognize it as meat?
Bad form. It's always required to yell "Grappling hook" when using a grappling hook. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
I too stood outside a Robby's Ribs and Chicken long ago yearning for an intergalactic soldier of fortune with a laser blaster and tight fitting uniform
Oh, the 80s, fashion!
#monsterdon
can we find a grosser way for the goblin to eat ribs?
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The Skeletor mask was used later in #StarTrekTNG as the creature that Worf fights all the time on the holodeck.
#StarTrek #MastersOfTheUniverse
(my instance is choking on all the traffic tonight)
Ugghh, tiresome Terran storylines...