"i feel the universe within me..."
i feel... cold...
#monsterdon #WrongMovie

"I feel the universe within me... or maybe it's just a fart."
#Monsterdon

THE POWER

IT FILLS ME

IT IS NEAT

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THIS IS THE QUICKENING #monsterdon

Sky Holograms or having your own social media network to bellow at the peasants?
Which is cooler?

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What happened to bald cop? Did he get written out?

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reminder that the actor playing Skeletor also played Richard NIxon #monsterdon

@Taweret Because the movie confusingly does not let go on the enemies to lovers subplot which is far more compelling. #monsterdon

@strangefour "Barely disguised" seems to be a theme

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I hope they're using a safe word #Monsterdon

the mark of sci-fi. the electric whip. #monsterdon

“I was in Korea. I never saw anything like this.” Where, the Lotte food court? #monsterdon

Clearly, that is an energy whip. Someone named "Whip" should have been wielding it. #Monsterdon

Why does the guy named "Blades" wield a whip?

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Is BDSM Dungeon on the #Monsterdon bingo card?

The writer's other barely concealed fetish

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Yeah.. this movie has NO BDSM vibes... #monsterdon

AND a whip. jeez, this really IS that kind of movie, isn't it. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon and we're back to the kink scenes

#monsterdon He-Man lost more of his costume. When I was a kid, that was not unwelcome. Yes, make Dolph sweatier, strip off more covering, we're getting closer!

Dolph's hair is too teased. It's all tease.
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This is the climax of a fantasy movie! I need two techno-babbles and one thing a high school student could get easily! #Monsterdon

Is there any movie this movie hasn’t ripped off? #Monsterdon

@ramsey At least they seem to be consistent with the fake units?

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BY THE POWER OF PROGROCK

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i heard there was a secret chord
tom paris played and it pleased gwildor
but you don't really care for cronons do ya

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He-man is so man. He is so man he has man twice in his name. He is the manliest man that ever manned. #monsterdon

Please, please, do not make this into a musical. Please, no. Just no. #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Oh, that music was practical! #monsterdon

"...wait, I got it ... it's the theme to Funkytown!"

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Kevin's perfect pitch saves the day. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Close encounters!

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uhh I geta sickening feeling

music is going to save the day

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"Only our sorceress can heal her now..." CUE SHE-RA!!!! #monsterdon

So, this is the part of the movie I love, where Skeletor sneaks up on Man-at-Arms and Teela in giant powered skiff.
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"He-man is my slave"

Dude I think this whole plot could've been avoided if Skeletor had just picked a different sub. #Monsterdon

Frank Langella, notably the only actor to play both Skeletor AND Richard Nixon. A true professional #Monsterdon

Skeletor single-handedly carrying this movie I stg
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I'm going to start every meeting tomorrow with a strange little hand wave while saying "Good journey."

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Did skeletor seriously just pinch the bridge of his nose and tip his head back and sigh?

I mean I would too with henchpeople this incompetent. But still, it was a bit of humanization I wasn't expecting...

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#monsterdon Your friends are humans, they probably won't see another day when they slip in the shower or drown in the toilet. So you know, threats are kinda lame bub.

Everything about the voice Frank Langella is doing tells you Skeletor is supposed to be arch and cerebral and Royal Shakespeare Company educated, but they wrote him such dogshit dialogue

He's like a villain in a 13 year old's fanfic

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This film needs a Four Non Blondes post-credits scene.

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@jgamble @JessicaAnnEng Yep, pre-downloaded from Inernet Archive. ublock origin is usually good about zapping ads, too

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"IT'S A TRAP!"

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I imagine Frank is having a LOT of fun playing Skeletor in this.

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he-man, he know how to take care of he-self

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ok, upside down hoverboard is fun.

#monsterdon

Definitely Real Dolph on that flying thing and not Tiny Static Model Dolph.

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Gravity called. They wanted to have a word. #monsterdon

thank goodness they left the H&R Block standing #monsterdon

#Monsterdon WE GOT DOLPH ON A HOVERBOARD

Like a cat on a Roomba. #Monsterdon

Everyone in this movie has an awesome scanner!

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Why do they suddenly care where He-man is? #mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

Instead of Air Centurions, we actually have drones that do this.

Apparently you get 2 seconds from hearing them until they strike, shotguns are perhaps the best for taking them out.

Should you find yourself against one...

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Skeletor is in like a homecoming parade float 😄#Monsterdon

"The natives are fools. Weak and easily controlled" She's clearly not wrong. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

why.....why is skeletor here? if....if they just left with the other key, he-man would be trapped there and unable to prevent the greyskullification....

holy shit his beef with he-man must be deep

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The space-time bunghole returns! And it's full of sky surfing henchmen! And Skeletor! Aaaaaaaa #monsterdon

It's Skeletor, and he's got a Zamboni

#Monsterdon

1 man thanksgiving day float

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Is this the same 'Small Town America' lot they used for Back to the Future?

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So the costumes are bad because they spent the budget burning and blowing things up. #monsterdon

"Stay right there. "

"No problem!"

And then he dies because he's inside a burning building. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon he's an American, *of course* he can use a gun.

He brought a shotgun to a laser fight.

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every 80s movie was legally required to destroy at least one car

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#Monsterdon Evil-Lyn: most effective bad guy in this entire movie.

Most predictable plot twist ever, played entirely straight. Gotta admire that though!

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#Monsterdon called it

Yes, it's me, your mother. Revealing myself in an alley you had no idea you were going to be in today, just as planned. #monsterdon

"that shiny metal thing with the blinky lights"

do you think she's 4?

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Julie stealing the key is clearly Fake Orko's fault.

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Beastman just gave a formal bow with hand nonsense... I kinda like erudite Beastman.
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zap zap zap laaaasars #monsterdon

@amyfou he did suffer for this role #monsterdon

okay don't hate the armed forest speeder

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The E. T. tribute via the native clothing #Monsterdon

Gnome fella mocks our Terran gender norms

that's why he's the big inventor, he thinks outside of boxes

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#Monsterdon Meg Foster as usual making evil look good. I wouldn't be caught lying to her. 👀
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He had a truth telling collar on when his girlfriend showed up, and they didn't do a comedy bit before taking it off? #Monsterdon

Wait, it's an *artifact* collar with a specific name? And they just left it?

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He’s gonna answer her questions because he likes listening to himself talk with that voice modulation thing active. It’s like sucking helium to make your voice go high. #Monsterdon

This might be a good opportunity to leave the truth collar on for a little while

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"Get away! You smell like a gallon of ammonia!"

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Ah, yes, the subtle approach: giant henchmen stomping through suburbia. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Monsters kick in his door, he throws junk at them and yells "Get out!" instead of running... he deserves whatever he gets as far as I'm concerned

oh I see

the writer's barely concealed fetish #... 4, we'll say 4: Tom Paris in a collar

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Evil-Lyn can collar me too!
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THIS MOVIE ALSO BROUGHT TO YOU BY BURGER KING #monsterdon

The microwave is jamming the signal!

#Monsterdon

okay they're sensitive to 2.6Ghz waves and that microwave is a serious RF hazard

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🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🌌 MASTERS OF THE TRIVIA

Did you hear Skeletor say "I'm not in the giving mood this day"? That's from Shakespeare's Richard III and Frank Langella put that line in himself. Skeletor is one of his favorite characters.

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#Monsterdon did he just randomly massaging her shoulders

If this movie doesn’t end with a battle of the bands I’m going to be very disappointed. #Monsterdon

oooh she was in They Live

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Cop is all like, "I play space accordion!" #monsterdon