Y'ALL THERE'S AN AFTER-CREDITS STING.

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Oh, no wonder, it was a Golan-Globus film. They did Alien from L.A. #Monsterdon

This movie was ungood. #Monsterdon

that is not how the portal worked

anyway, ty for joining, everyone!!

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Computer. End program.

Finally! Fuck!

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Another #Monsterdon is in the can!

Thanks to @Taweret for hosting!

Tonight's feature, #MastersOfTheUniverse, from 1987, was a camproarious adventure, pitting Dolph-Man against the evil Skeletor! We also had:

Where we're going we don't need roads. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

oh her dad was FLYING the plane

right choice lmfao

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That cop did *not* earn this.

And then they commit her to the sanitarium... #monsterdon

The real story here is the redemption arc involving Detective Lubic.

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THIS NIGHTGOWN IS MPAA APPROVED FOR ALL AUDIENCES #monsterdon

Dads' big "80s Serial Killer" glasses

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So they go to the beach and the whole family dies in a car wreck, right? #monsterdon

#monsterdon _Julie hugs Salad Dressing Covered Dolph Lundgren_

grossssss, now she has chicken grease in her hair and olive oil all over her jean jacket

Always wild to see cops before they were in full military gear

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RIP Palpatine.
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So they just provided the angry cop with a young woman huh

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I am so invested this so so sad
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#Monsterdon as a bad guy, I would never have a chasm next to my throne. It's just asking for trouble!

Eternia can keep the cop, earth doesn't want him

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He man seemed to enjoy watching that fall.

I feel less bad about how this show messed with me. I wasn't projecting. I got projected on. This stuff was very strange and full of random tensions never mentioned in the plot.

But I love all the props and costumes!

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Skeletor's gonna land right next to the emperor. They can be shaft buddies. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Falling down chute: Star wars rip off #181 #monsterdon

"christ this guy takes forever to fall to his death"

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okay I take back everything I said about not using the death pit

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He was in Korea and he never saw aliens in bondage gear?

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I bet Skeletor's toilet is golden now too #monsterdon

@allanb he said AY AV OWOWOW!!! #monsterdon

About right now, we need the He-Man theme music playing, and someone, for the love of gods, needs to say, "By the power of Grayskull. I have the power!"

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I'm disappointed that the statue didn't land on anyone

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"I call forth the spirits of Kieth Emerson and Rick Wakeman!" #monsterdon

Can we add electro play to the writer's fetish list?

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All your fancy lasers are no match for a cliche with a pump action shot gun. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Skeletor giving off Loki vibes

Or kinda Ra from Stargate

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Billy Barty was everything Peter Dinklage struggles to overcome.

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"the loneliness of evil..."

Seems to be the case from what I can see. Cool

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Good thing they went to the Star Wars Empire Trooper School of Marksmanship
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Lol why did you put a silver pignose on your god-helmet Skeletor, you used to be cool

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who is this neal guy that skeletor is obsessed with?

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you would think becoming one with the cosmos would've made him less petty

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Skeletor has become a god. He is the Master of the Universe. The set has been completely swallowed whole.
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oh! his HP bar refilled and he got a new form! #monsterdon

now he looks like a Power Rangers villain #Monsterdon

oh we got to "pure unstoppable power" this won't end well. #monsterdon

Skeleton: [Gives an impassioned rant about conquering the universe]
Kang: [immobilized by facial prosthetics, twitches slightly]

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Skeletor deserves so much better than these horrible hench people he has been dealt.

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lol, Evil Lyn remains unconvinced. #monsterdon

"i feel the universe within me..."
i feel... cold...
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"I feel the universe within me... or maybe it's just a fart."
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THE POWER

IT FILLS ME

IT IS NEAT

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THIS IS THE QUICKENING #monsterdon

Sky Holograms or having your own social media network to bellow at the peasants?
Which is cooler?

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What happened to bald cop? Did he get written out?

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reminder that the actor playing Skeletor also played Richard NIxon #monsterdon

@Taweret Because the movie confusingly does not let go on the enemies to lovers subplot which is far more compelling. #monsterdon

@strangefour "Barely disguised" seems to be a theme

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I hope they're using a safe word #Monsterdon

the mark of sci-fi. the electric whip. #monsterdon

“I was in Korea. I never saw anything like this.” Where, the Lotte food court? #monsterdon

Clearly, that is an energy whip. Someone named "Whip" should have been wielding it. #Monsterdon

Why does the guy named "Blades" wield a whip?

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Is BDSM Dungeon on the #Monsterdon bingo card?

The writer's other barely concealed fetish

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Yeah.. this movie has NO BDSM vibes... #monsterdon

AND a whip. jeez, this really IS that kind of movie, isn't it. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon and we're back to the kink scenes

#monsterdon He-Man lost more of his costume. When I was a kid, that was not unwelcome. Yes, make Dolph sweatier, strip off more covering, we're getting closer!

Dolph's hair is too teased. It's all tease.
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This is the climax of a fantasy movie! I need two techno-babbles and one thing a high school student could get easily! #Monsterdon

Is there any movie this movie hasn’t ripped off? #Monsterdon

@ramsey At least they seem to be consistent with the fake units?

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BY THE POWER OF PROGROCK

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i heard there was a secret chord
tom paris played and it pleased gwildor
but you don't really care for cronons do ya

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He-man is so man. He is so man he has man twice in his name. He is the manliest man that ever manned. #monsterdon

Please, please, do not make this into a musical. Please, no. Just no. #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Oh, that music was practical! #monsterdon

"...wait, I got it ... it's the theme to Funkytown!"

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Kevin's perfect pitch saves the day. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Close encounters!

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uhh I geta sickening feeling

music is going to save the day

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"Only our sorceress can heal her now..." CUE SHE-RA!!!! #monsterdon

So, this is the part of the movie I love, where Skeletor sneaks up on Man-at-Arms and Teela in giant powered skiff.
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"He-man is my slave"

Dude I think this whole plot could've been avoided if Skeletor had just picked a different sub. #Monsterdon

Frank Langella, notably the only actor to play both Skeletor AND Richard Nixon. A true professional #Monsterdon

Skeletor single-handedly carrying this movie I stg
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Did skeletor seriously just pinch the bridge of his nose and tip his head back and sigh?

I mean I would too with henchpeople this incompetent. But still, it was a bit of humanization I wasn't expecting...

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#monsterdon Your friends are humans, they probably won't see another day when they slip in the shower or drown in the toilet. So you know, threats are kinda lame bub.

Everything about the voice Frank Langella is doing tells you Skeletor is supposed to be arch and cerebral and Royal Shakespeare Company educated, but they wrote him such dogshit dialogue

He's like a villain in a 13 year old's fanfic

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This film needs a Four Non Blondes post-credits scene.

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"IT'S A TRAP!"

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I imagine Frank is having a LOT of fun playing Skeletor in this.

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he-man, he know how to take care of he-self

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ok, upside down hoverboard is fun.

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Definitely Real Dolph on that flying thing and not Tiny Static Model Dolph.

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Gravity called. They wanted to have a word. #monsterdon

thank goodness they left the H&R Block standing #monsterdon

#Monsterdon WE GOT DOLPH ON A HOVERBOARD

Everyone in this movie has an awesome scanner!

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Why do they suddenly care where He-man is? #mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon