James Tolkan, the bald cop, was also in Wolfen. His character was named "Baldy".

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#monsterdon Bahahahaha, look at those "steel" railings on the troop transport flop around as the extras climb aboard!

It being America, of course it's perfectly plausible for there to be guns in a music shop.

Y'know, in case of Government Tyranny....sigh...

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I, for one, welcome our new Eternia overlords

#mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

The collar seems like a high tech piece of equipment to just leave it behind like that

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#monsterdon shoulda given the revolver to Courtney, she seems like she's a lot more capable than paris

I want cop Lubic’s leather coat like FIRE #monsterdon

She looked directly into the camera! Ha! #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse

#monsterdon bad guy tactical entry - jump through the window and get tangled in a drum set

This movie hates musical instruments #mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

Why am I attracted to evil women?
*1980s movies and cartoons*
Oh right yeah.
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"Production designer William Stout transformed a fast food stand in Lake View Terrace into "Robby's Ribs 'n' Chicken" where Julie Winston works. According to Stout, the same fast food place was later the site of the Rodney King beating." #Monsterdon

Courtney Cox's standing collar jean jacket is sick #Monsterdon

its hilariously obvious how much they were avoiding giving He Man dialogue

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Evil Lyn could track me down any time...
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Skeletor looks like he's about to cry.

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we've had interrogation, but what about second interrogation? #monsterdon

is that a truth or dare neck cuff?
I wanna play!
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#HeMan is just a cheap knock-off of Chris Hemsworth's Thor. There. I said it.

#mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

Ah, weaponized bondage gear. Of course. #Monsterdon

"No! Leave him."

I'll obliterate this twink myself

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#Monsterdon did julie just call her own house?? weird move

What do we say to the God of Death? “Get out of here! Get out of here!” #monsterdon

I was a high school senior in 87 and we didn't wear ties with our Fonzie jackets

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Forget the missile defense system, just stock up on cheap microwaves. #monsterdon

Who wore it better? #monsterdon

lol, that 'time scanner' is pretty fun. Imagine having one of those on tours at historical sites

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You had a death pit put there for ONE REASON and you disintegrate him instead. Skeletor, delete your account

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Welp, time for the I AM SURROUNDED BY FOOLS scene #Monsterdon

@phooky@octodon.social @futurebird Oh, I get it: it rips seams in the time space continuum! #monsterdon

#monsterdon We're not going to even start with languages, different planets and different times, nah, it's all babel fish or universal translator, or just another hidden kung-fu menu.

#monsterdon people don't appreciate how back in the 80's Eddie Van Halen made every musician go crazy and paint every instrument red and cover it with tape stripes

Just as well the gnome guy found a cool 1950s car....

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How did the fire start?

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I feel like Beastman is called that not just because he's covered in hair and growls, there is a darker reason....

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"I'm gonna amp this baby up", said no 80s teen ever.

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These henchmen are worse than the Three Stooges #monsterdon

Monica just defeated Skeletor's crack mercenaries #monsterdon

#monsterdon Nick Locarno is looking very young here... :)

I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SYNTH #monsterdon

Is that a jean halter jacket?
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Ribs in a bucket... MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! #monsterdon

Wow, synchronizing watches only 20 minutes in.

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Skeletor's soldiers are worse marksmen than Stormtroopers

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#monsterdon COW

his device has a logfile duh #monsterdon

It's like they said, "What if we make a sci-fi fantasy type movie but ignore all of the special effects advances since Star wars?" #monsterdon

I can't tell you the amount of times I could have used a magic wormhole device to get me out of social situations....why can't the Tech Bros invent that?
Cowards

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Store brand stormtroopers

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Inside the Greyskull already? Nice! Wrap this thing up in 15 minutes!

#mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

It looks like the White Witch lady is trapped in a mini-rave

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They're really going to get their money's worth from this set, aren't they?

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I'd let Evil Lyn steal my key....

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As McGuffins go that top standard for Monsterdon

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Orko!
#mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

My gasters are flabbered

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I truly feel sorry for anyone who paid money for this and went to a theater to see it

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"At the centre of the Universe"

Genuinely interested if that's even a thing, Space is weird

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@sean Pachabel's Synth Canon when?

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Cannon films t was a nostalgia buzz

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@RamenCatholic You are right. This was pitch-perfect terrible. Watchable. Laughable. And good pace of crap-per-minute so one can toot all the snark. On the nose for #monsterdon

Can't get over the hoverboard. Weee! #monsterdon

We were robbed! No battle cat. No orko. No Prince Adam. And we had to wait to the very end for the catch phrase!

I did have a ton of fun watching it as an adult and referencing all of the other movies that came before and after. I never watched this as a child, but I doubt I would have enjoyed it as much. I feel my life is complete now that I've seen Dolph Lungren parade around in his underwear. 😂

#mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

and belatedly thanks as always to @Taweret for hosting

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@RamenCatholic 100% agree, this was awesome.

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@apLundell Yes, it's senseless that the "good guys" "guard the secrets of Castle Greyskull" and the sword call is "By the powers of Greyskull", this is some necromancy. #AreWeTheBaddies #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@Taweret @Cherizilla While I have your attention...

I mentioned this before the show, but in case you missed it, you really should watch this. It's an Internet classic, and it's required viewing if you want to be my friend.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR7wOGyAzpw

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#Monsterdon to anyone still running behind me: the post-credit scene is totally worth it, you guys.

Would a stranger on the internet lie to you?

@bunnyhero @Taweret I must admit I'm intrigued by Alison Brie as Evil-Lyn

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Next week's #monsterdon is a double feature of Boxing Helena and Videodrome. Because fuck you that's why. You must be punished.

🦖#MONSTERDON Goodbye!

Thank you @Taweret for hosting this derivative debacle! Loved it!

and thanks @Cherizilla for the Bingo card! My favorite: Armor: Sexy But ineffective.

And to all the members of the Real Time Film Analysis Squad: So many times Alert Viewers caught the same thing and responded with identical snark. This is peak cinematic quantum entanglement!

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Now my chief concern is whether #monsterdon will earn top place as trending hashtag by the morning

She sleeps in that?

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If you don't know the old cartoon, imagine hearing "there's a He-Man movie" and you expect this

https://youtu.be/7yeA7a0uS3A

And then you watch it and get... that movie

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@paco when it comes to Dolph I kind of imagine "Trainer" as more of like training a puppy rather than like a personal trainer in the gym #Monsterdon

Sorry BRB, preheating...

#3dPrint #Monsterdon

https://archive.org/details/thingiverse-2973651

@gnomon

I liked his float and costume changes best, and the props second best.

Third best I liked the inexplicable random sexual tension.

I did not like the gill slits or the plastic face make up.

And I wanted more sword fights.

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@Taweret @Cherizilla Oh, wait. What's that Skeletor? You'll be back?

...

...

When?

#Monsterdon

Plex is currently pointing me toward The Star Wars Holiday Special in the rotation of suggested watches

no, no, totally different kind of movie

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Kill him, He-Man!

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@steggy it was cute #monsterdon

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For some random, completely unrelated reason, I felt a need to look up the Evil Overlord list.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dark_lord#Evil_Overlord_List

The moral of the story is that a thing can be loud and colorful and bland all at the same time and that's the way lots of people like it #monsterdon

Yay! Skeletor lives! He just needs a new outfit.
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TWENTY FIVE YEARS AND MY LIFE IS STILLLLL TRYING TO GET UP THAT GREAT BIG HILL OF HOOOOPPPPEEE

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

@liferstate the Timeline is safe #monsterdon

I'LL BE BACK

Haha oh Skeletor, you were the best of us

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Interestingly, shotgun blasts don’t seem to induce sparks in the armor.

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Post-credit scene! #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse

"I could send you back in time..."

"No, that's ok. There's no tragedy in my recent past that I feel constant crippling guilt over. Nothing that I think of every day and wish I could go back and change."

Jeez.

Good thing Gwildor was just messing with her and had already set the time coordinates or whatever.

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yeaaaaaahhhhhh

na y'wont

xD

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#Monsterdon I think everybody in 1987 wandered how it was Conan never had a crazy fight like this.
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That was a very sweaty toy commercial. #Monsterdon

that was a blast. good journey everyone

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BUT WAIT! THERE"S A POST CREDITS SCENE!
Not the first but a very early one.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

The END!! Now I can PEE!!! #monsterdon

PIGBOY?? #monsterdon

Dolph, you don't have the power, you doofus.

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Yeah, let's have a big honking time paradox to destabilize everything.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse(1987)

Masters of the Universe: A Choose Your Own Adventure

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