monsterdon replay · Best of Masters of the Universe

I like how the gnome is sticking with the genderqueer thing.
In the 80s no less.

Paco Hope

paco@infosec.exchange

Mind the nipple.
#monsterdon

maple hoppet official

maple@toot.hoppet.cool

castle greyskull is not osha compliant

#monsterdon The stargate annulus is closing. Yay, you won, sorta.

List of 80s movies that ended with throwing the bad guy off of a high place

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allanb

Every evil throne room has got an infinite pit with no railings

Lorgo Numputz

lorgonumputz@beige.party

Were they on the Death Star?

PiXelStick

pixelstick@noc.social

I'm surprised the fall didn't have the wilhelm scream. :/ #monsterdon

#monsterdon Isn't that how they killed the emperor is Star Wars?

Quick He Man, the death star is falling apart!

ano yatsu

yatsu@retro.pizza

he-mannn i am your faaatherrrr
#monsterdon #WrongMovie

David Zaslavsky

diazona@techhub.social

OMG Skeletor this is some weak-ass force lightning

It's frankly embarrassing

SnoopJ

SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

"Give He-Man some cover action."

The Terran shotgun being the only weapon that can actually kill people, nothing but shitty lasers

davesdogmaggie@mstdn.social

#monsterdon It's always best, that once you are done with your power soliloquy that you emit a teeny tiny little fart when it's all done. Poot.

Rachael L

r343l@freeradical.zone

#Monsterdon Evil-Lyn: It should have been me. I did most of the work!

Judgment Dave

Skeletor now guards the Soul stone. #Monsterdon

Solarbird :flag_cascadia:

moira@mastodon.murkworks.net

I am more than LIFE

I .. AM... DISCO

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

New fit!

#monsterdon He's the prettiest girl at the prom! He'll be popular! Pop-u-laaar!

#monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse

Gwildor about to save the day with the greatest weapon of all… synth jazz!

Play some Herbie Hancock Headhunters, Gwildor!

Louisa

Louisa@mastodon.xyz

PEOPLE OF ETERNIA,

Yes that's right all 12 of you

strangefour with the Pleiades

strangefour@retro.pizza

Skeletor is soooooo into He-man being tortured. He's shivering with anticipation.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

@plaidtron3000 Maybe he's supposed to be the evil version of man-at-arms?

Cecelia

helianthropy@tech.lgbt

Not the Imperial March.
 #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

@lorgonumputz Directors Cut #monsterdon

David Zaslavsky

diazona@techhub.social

It's a good thing the cosmic key uses a twelve-tone system just like western music

RamenCatholic@mindly.social

RamenCatholic 🐢🌈

#Monsterdon fuck yeah Skeletor ride that floaty throne like a king!

Is there going to be a green tiger at some point?

#monsterdon If we make the force lightning purple, George can't sue us!

roque (ロク)

roque

Gwildor’s classic catchphrase, “Aagh!” #monsterdon

The final boss is right behind us, isn't he?

strangefour with the Pleiades

strangefour@retro.pizza

"He's behind us isn't he."
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

...did he just explode a guy with his sword?

#monsterdon He can hardly aim all movie but is like 8/10 while flying a hoverboard at 40mph

Oh yeah, the old dead mom trick.

Naturally He-Man only kills the faceless goons, leaving the more expensive toys standing

#monsterdon Really looking forward to seeing them feature Fisto. “He-Man, I couldn't fist them all!” But he'll try, and everyone will have huge smiles on their faces.

James Tolkan, the bald cop, was also in Wolfen. His character was named "Baldy".

Ben Zanin

gnomon

#monsterdon Bahahahaha, look at those "steel" railings on the troop transport flop around as the extras climb aboard!

It being America, of course it's perfectly plausible for there to be guns in a music shop.

Y'know, in case of Government Tyranny....sigh...

#mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

I, for one, welcome our new Eternia overlords

The collar seems like a high tech piece of equipment to just leave it behind like that

#monsterdon shoulda given the revolver to Courtney, she seems like she's a lot more capable than paris

roque (ロク)

roque

I want cop Lubic’s leather coat like FIRE #monsterdon

She looked directly into the camera! Ha! #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse

#monsterdon bad guy tactical entry - jump through the window and get tangled in a drum set

strangefour with the Pleiades

This movie hates musical instruments #mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

strangefour@retro.pizza

Why am I attracted to evil women?
*1980s movies and cartoons*
Oh right yeah.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniversed

knifeslinger

knifeslinger@mas.to

"Production designer William Stout transformed a fast food stand in Lake View Terrace into "Robby's Ribs 'n' Chicken" where Julie Winston works. According to Stout, the same fast food place was later the site of the Rodney King beating." #Monsterdon

trespassers william gibson

ct@dads.cool

Courtney Cox's standing collar jean jacket is sick #Monsterdon

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Taweret@octodon.social

its hilariously obvious how much they were avoiding giving He Man dialogue

Ashy Slashy

JunkyWithAMonkE

Evil Lyn could track me down any time...
#Monsterdon

Skeletor looks like he's about to cry.

#mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

rj

arrjay@tacobelllabs.net

we've had interrogation, but what about second interrogation? #monsterdon

Ashy Slashy

JunkyWithAMonkE

is that a truth or dare neck cuff?
I wanna play!
#Monsterdon

Jess ⨂ :v_trans:

JessicaAnnEng@tech.lgbt

#HeMan is just a cheap knock-off of Chris Hemsworth's Thor. There. I said it.

Cactuar Joe

CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

Ah, weaponized bondage gear. Of course. #Monsterdon

Louisa

Louisa@mastodon.xyz

"No! Leave him."

I'll obliterate this twink myself

anarchopinko@kolektiva.social

Lakes

#Monsterdon did julie just call her own house?? weird move

roque (ロク)

roque

What do we say to the God of Death? “Get out of here! Get out of here!” #monsterdon

I was a high school senior in 87 and we didn't wear ties with our Fonzie jackets

combatwombat@hachyderm.io

Forget the missile defense system, just stock up on cheap microwaves. #monsterdon

bobert

Who wore it better? #monsterdon

lol, that 'time scanner' is pretty fun. Imagine having one of those on tours at historical sites

Rob Ricci

ricci@discuss.systems

You had a death pit put there for ONE REASON and you disintegrate him instead. Skeletor, delete your account

Cactuar Joe

CactuarJoe@retro.pizza

Welp, time for the I AM SURROUNDED BY FOOLS scene #Monsterdon

@phooky@octodon.social @futurebird Oh, I get it: it rips seams in the time space continuum! #monsterdon

#monsterdon We're not going to even start with languages, different planets and different times, nah, it's all babel fish or universal translator, or just another hidden kung-fu menu.

Randy_underscore_S

randy_s@mefi.social

#monsterdon people don't appreciate how back in the 80's Eddie Van Halen made every musician go crazy and paint every instrument red and cover it with tape stripes

Just as well the gnome guy found a cool 1950s car....

How did the fire start?

I feel like Beastman is called that not just because he's covered in hair and growls, there is a darker reason....

"I'm gonna amp this baby up", said no 80s teen ever.

nhgeek

These henchmen are worse than the Three Stooges #monsterdon

Terencio

Monica just defeated Skeletor's crack mercenaries #monsterdon

#monsterdon This is screw up number 1, screw up number 2, flunky number 3, and terrible biological blunder number 4.

#monsterdon Nick Locarno is looking very young here... :)

myrmepropagandist

futurebird@sauropods.win

I TOLD YOU IT WAS A SYNTH #monsterdon

Sound check? This isn't a musical is it?

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allanb

Is that a jean halter jacket?
#monsterdon

Ribs in a bucket... MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE!!!! #monsterdon

SnoopJ

SnoopJ@hachyderm.io

Wow, synchronizing watches only 20 minutes in.

Imagine if Man At Arms was played by Patrick Stewart, slumming it like Frank
Could have happened...

Skeletor's soldiers are worse marksmen than Stormtroopers

#monsterdon COW

his device has a logfile duh #monsterdon

It's like they said, "What if we make a sci-fi fantasy type movie but ignore all of the special effects advances since Star wars?" #monsterdon

I can't tell you the amount of times I could have used a magic wormhole device to get me out of social situations....why can't the Tech Bros invent that?
Cowards