There won't be anything left of this castle when Skeletor is done chewing the scenery.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

Are those items MIDI compatible? #Monsterdon

"I was in Korea, I never saw anything like this.

"It was a lot more like M*A*S*H."

#monsterdon

the writer's barely concealed fetish #5: WHIPS

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Oh ROCKY! #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Inverse sword in the stone FTW

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"force field standing by. there's a force field. it's standing by."

#monsterdon
#MastersOfTheUniverse

TFW the movie actually makes a good point.

#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie LOLOL 👽 #monsterdon

@wohali "Men like you who crave power look back over all the mistakes of their lives and call it Destiny." -- The Sorcoress, awesome quote from #MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Say what you want. That mullet's really holding up under pressure. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@Lazarou That's oddly satisfying.

#Monsterdon

Blade so happy to get to hold the sword :3
#monsterdon

in the reboot the blade guy needs to be played by the rock

#monsterdon

I refute you THUS #monsterdon

damn, Sorceress dropping some bars there. #monsterdon

Ope. He-Man needs an oil refresh. Someone get the sprayer. #Monsterdon

Chekov's Sword of Greyskull

#monsterdon

how convenient! we have the parts to fix this! mostly here! #monsterdon

WHO will have the powers of grayskull??!? #monsterdon

Introducing the octoid rectifier. For when you've got octoids that absolutely must be rectified. #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe That can mean a *very* different thing out of context.

#Monsterdon

Oh hey, there's Pigboy. He won a contest to stand at Skeletor's side.
https://he-man.fandom.com/wiki/Pigboy
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

i don't think Charlie has any more keyboards. i think your alien friends set them all on fire, dude. #monsterdon

Reading interleaved #SuperBowl and #Monsterdon posts is really funny.

A bossonic tesserat.. An octode rectifier.

OK Doctor, are you going to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow next????

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

OK, so Bingo!

but also someone said to take Courtney to the fountain and I think she's OK with dancing in there if necessary?

The go-home song is "In Cars"?
#Monsterdon

He's gonna pull it outta somewhere, might not be the air. #Monsterdon

The Fates: “don’t bring us into this” #monsterdon

we do not have a musical break now

please do not tell me we have a musical break now

#monsterdon
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lol, that music bit was pretty funny #monsterdon

ah good, I was wondering with the Checkov's Gun of "Master Musician" was gonna go off. #monsterdon

Fortunately I’m in a band! #Monsterdon

@Lazarou Music major to the rescue #monsterdon

He's gonna scat us back to Eternia! #Monsterdon

ha! i need a pistol like that during christmas season at the mall. #monsterdon

Kevin has perfect pitch?

#Monsterdon

Lemme think... SYNTH!!! #monsterdon

Fuck you diegetic music! *laser blast*
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

#Monsterdon chekov's perfect pitch

I think Skeletor just wants to spoon He-man and that’s why he’s acting like this. #Monsterdon

I guess Evil-Lyn is just enjoying all this whipping soo much.
#monsterdon

Oh no, surely the invading army wouldn't have *moved* while you were away looking for backup

#Monsterdon

The reason Skeletor is such a failed bad guy is that he Lawful Evil to a fault. A really bad guy would have just killed everyone after promising He-Man he wouldn't kill everyone.

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon That's a big intergalactic goatse…

The pink force lightening has wildly variable effectiveness #Monsterdon

The movie should end here. That ending would be so metal.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret they could've had baby Tom Paris as Prince Adam...missed opportunity IMO #Monsterdon

@trixter Because the actor came up with his own backstory about how Blade is He-man's greatest rival. But He-man doesn't even know who Blade is.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

#monsterdon Well said, He-man... No, not really

I can see Skeletor's breath. #monsterdon

Blade is SO EXCITED to have that sword.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Skeletor only thinks the planet is tasteless because COVID is messing with his senses.

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

"Primitive and tasteless planet" okay yeah, I'll cop to it. #Monsterdon

Surrender your sword (that you rarely use) #monsterdon

Ok, so this is why no swords. The least convincing fight choreography I've ever seen in my life. #Monsterdon

Imagine shouting out unironically to someone named "He-Man."

#Monsterdon

He-man looks kind of clumsy the way he fights, not impressive #monsterdon

#monsterdon Holy shit is Skeletor driving the time machine from H.G. Welles' Time Machine?

Say the line, He-Man! #monsterdon

@Taweret and not even a single HEYYEYAAEYAAAEYAEYAA

#Monsterdon

how do you do a He Man movie without his trademark magical girl transformation sequence?

#monsterdon

Julie, you moron

#monsterdon

Force lightning is cheating! #Monsterdon

they never even showed his Prince Adam persona at all

#monsterdon

SAY IT! #monsterdon

This is just an EXCESSIVE level of hut-hutting. #Monsterdon

Only Skeletor gets a shield, by the way. #monsterdon

@JoeWynne *shakes fist at the sky

#monsterdon

Do they steal a prop from a set of jabba's Palace??

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

wait was the fake mom talk == bechtel pass?

#Monsterdon For this era and budget, the hover battle is honestly very very good.

dolph will slashsplode you he doesn't care #Monsterdon

@Lazarou

Same place as my jetpack from the 60s I bet.

#Monsterdon

Skeletor, silent but deadly. #Monsterdon

So many movies are just complicated games of keep-away #monsterdon

this town's memorial day parade floats are _pretty dang good_

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Shoot his hair! #Monsterdon

finally, he-man busts out the sword. now you know it's serious. #monsterdon

Omg the hoverboards are killing me #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Evil-lyn just casually taking care of her evil taxes at H&R block during the invasion
#monsterdon

Grappling Hook! #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

H&R BLOCK PARTY AM I RIGH... oh now I'm not right

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Oh, his name is Kevin. Right.

Also - "a woman's touch"?

#monsterdon

I have seen this movie a bunch of times, but this is the first time I have ever noticed that his nails are little silver skulls. Skeletor is slay.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

Teela: “Woman-at-Arms.”

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#Monsterdon i love the little floating scooter things

This Skeletor really isn't impressive or scary. Probably because he relies on incompetent minions all the time. So him arriving in person is less "oh crud!" and more "time for micromanaging."

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Flying segway battle for the win?

#Monsterdon

Looney Tunes music?? Expecting to see Coyote chasing Road Runner #monsterdon

boba fett about to feed them to a sarlacc

#monsterdon

To sum up the plot so far: We need a key. We have a key. We lost the key. We found the key. We lost the key again. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Billy's perfect pitch is going to be a plot device

(I don't know what the kid's name is. Billy or Robbie - something.)

#monsterdon

The vehicles all *look* like pricey toys, and really have that kinda vibe.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse(1987)

Did that dumpster say "PEOPLE"??? #monsterdon

I really want a scene where Skeletor's floating chariot is mistaken for a Pride parade float. #Monsterdon

@kcarr2015
It's not an adaptation of the cartoon. The rights were purchased for the Mattel toys only - to sell more toys. (But even that went wrong)

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon The cleanup bill to Hasbro is going to be immense.

Poor Evil Lyn. I know what it's like to work for a boss who doesn't appreciate you -_- #Monsterdon