"It was always between us!"

Go for it, he's got lips now. #Monsterdon

HE SAID THE LINE

#Monsterdon

Get it? He's knocking over pillars because he's like Hercules. #Monsterdon

Evil Lyn remaining the only sensible character in this entire goddamn film. #Monsterdon

Something about men who crave power that I didn't catch, but is probably relevant today

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Skelotor's transformed costume is insane!
#MasterOfTheUniverse

oh look, it's all the oscars this film didn't win!

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Evelyn and Karg casually strolling over to the sequel sign up kiosk. #Monsterdon

also I like that they conveniently transported half a Cadillac for cover #monsterdon

I take back everything I ever said about these guys having better aim than Stormtroopers

#Monsterdon

Evillyn and Beastman, exit stage right even.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

So we went from pink force lightening to gold eye lasers. Still haven’t got the calibration quite right yet #Monsterdon

#monsterdon transporting half the '59 caddy to Castle Greyskull was a nice touch. Peak '80's movie.

@Bluedepth Or I wonder if part of Skeletor's throne room got swapped in place of it

#Monsterdon

Godlike powers but piss poor aim.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

I'm not much of a gun guy but it seemed like that shotgun thingie had a lot of turns without reloading. #monsterdon

"I lied" welp that's the activation phrase for He-Man #monsterdon

Skeletor just wants to own the libs.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

Dolph's 'acting' type facial expressions are as terrible as his line readings

The power fills me! The universe is power! I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL before your master! . . . I . . . am . . . A GUY WITH A PIG-KING MASK!
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

You gotta throw in a "Holy shit!", Transformers: The Movie also knew this.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"oh god not these people again" - skeletor probly

#monsterdon

This universe is not very grounded. #monsterdon

Awe! his magic wand has a transformation sequence!

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon

@starkraving666
Frank Langella also guest starred on #StarTrekDS9 as a seriously corrupt Bajoran politician Jaro.
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#monsterdon @k8eb just pointed out that Kevin is played by the same actor who was Tom Paris in Star Trek: Voyager

#monsterdon As always, with the power comes a wardrobe change

whoah. Skelegold. #monsterdon

Skeletor pulling a magical girl transformation costume change right in front of everybody. #Monsterdon

I would have closed my eyes, just sayin'

#Monsterdon

I feel like I'm watching the phantom of the Opera on stage, with less singing

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon skeletor's magical girl transformation

Skeletor, Fist of Khonshu

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holy shit
#monsterdon

God = cool mask #monsterdon

Nice hat. #Monsterdon

Master and Commander: Far Side of the Universe

#monsterdon

The universe, the Force, whatever. #Monsterdon

Final boss phase incoming #monsterdon

That was about 12 Shatners worth of scenery chewed there. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Galaxy Glam-up.

#monsterdon

Beast dude was LAUGHING!! #monsterdon

Skeletor getting excited about being entered >_> #Monsterdon

"It's power flows through me" I've got the _weirdest_ boner right now. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

I... have... the powerrrr! #Monsterdon

"I feel the universe" giving me very strong "I feel the cosmos" vibes from Katamari Damacy

#monsterdon

There it is - the "Master of the Universe" line

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse(1987)

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Langella is THRIVING here, all Transformers got was Orson Welles going ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

I want the cop to get stuck in Eternia and join He-Man's group, grumping the whole time.

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Say the line! #monsterdon

No way home? If only there was a master songmaker.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

#Monsterdon i am loving this version of skeletor, he pretends he's super deep but he's still kinda a kids version of a deep villain

Evil-Lyn might be in a better mood if she dropped the full body chastity device. #monsterdon

Frank Langella has gone all Shakespearean soliloquy as Skeletor.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

HE SAID THE THING #Monsterdon

They need to not zoom in on Skeletor's mask's nose holes. #Monsterdon

"These guys are mine" Tolkan is going for it. Another pro #Monsterdon

...Those POWs have literally been sitting on that ridge for the movie's entire runtime. #Monsterdon

Alpha and Omega? They have Greek?… #monsterdon

People of Aeternia = 8 people. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon mandatory viewing for citizens of eternia

#monsterdon Worse than Vogon Poetry:

"Enough...i can't hide my boner anymore"

#monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

the cop character adds nothing

#monsterdon

SKELETOR VISIBLY GETTING OFF ON THIS D: #Monsterdon

@gnomon I thought that was a castration threat, myself #monsterdon

skeletor is LOVING this

#monsterdon

Did he just do a drag show final crowning costume change and demand he man "KNEEEEL!" or... am I reading this wrong?

#monsterdon

Safe, Sane, and Consentual, Evil-Lyn and Skeletor. SSC.

#monsterdon

That look on Evil-Lyn #monsterdon

moans

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Getting in that flogging fetish! #monsterdon

Bingo at last! I was starting to worry

#Monsterdon #MonsterdonBingo

#Monsterdon I think it's clear from Skeletor's expressions what is going on here during the He-Man whipping.

YES YOU WILL (x3) #monsterdon

Seriously, this whole thing could've been avoided if they had a sane kink scene on Eternia. This is just out of hand. #Monsterdon

There won't be anything left of this castle when Skeletor is done chewing the scenery.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

A computer that gets activated when a special sword gets plunged into it is the kind of thing that would've occupied my mind for MONTHS when I was 12. #monsterdon

Are those items MIDI compatible? #Monsterdon

"I was in Korea, I never saw anything like this.

"It was a lot more like M*A*S*H."

#monsterdon

the writer's barely concealed fetish #5: WHIPS

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Oh ROCKY! #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Inverse sword in the stone FTW

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse(1987)

"force field standing by. there's a force field. it's standing by."

#monsterdon
#MastersOfTheUniverse

At least now we have a plan if #Monsterdon ever builds a Pride Float?

@futurebird @liferstate

TFW the movie actually makes a good point.

#monsterdon

@davesdogmaggie LOLOL 👽 #monsterdon

@wohali "Men like you who crave power look back over all the mistakes of their lives and call it Destiny." -- The Sorcoress, awesome quote from #MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Say what you want. That mullet's really holding up under pressure. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@Lazarou That's oddly satisfying.

#Monsterdon

Blade so happy to get to hold the sword :3
#monsterdon

in the reboot the blade guy needs to be played by the rock

#monsterdon

I refute you THUS #monsterdon

damn, Sorceress dropping some bars there. #monsterdon

Ope. He-Man needs an oil refresh. Someone get the sprayer. #Monsterdon

Chekov's Sword of Greyskull

#monsterdon

"I win."

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse(1987)