#Monsterdon hard to tell good from evil in a film as subtle as this, so many gray lines
My mom, on seeing Skeletor: "I told you not to go on a diet."
Me: "Ozempic face."
Oh this is a BIG block of gouda. #Monsterdon
okay this movie is amazing
Is this Skeletor actually supposed to be wearing a mask, or is his face actually supposed to look like that? π€¨
Why does this -second-in-charge good guy look like a motorcycle cop for a fascist regime?
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Langella voice is always worth it
Is that a bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red on his throne there?
Skeletor, or Jack Palance? #Monsterdon
This looks like a bunch of mini darth vadars.
Cool cool cool
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Chronicles of Riddick is the same movie but a LOT better
Oh hey, he's got Galadriel in a beam of light. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Mute hash tag now because Masters of the Universe is a childhood fav even though iy is v bad. Evil-Lyn maybe made me a little queer.
Superman theme song? Cannon did you just have an off cut of that theme song laying around?
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse
Somehow manages to be creepier than an actual skull would be #monsterdon
oh my god I love paper mache skeletor so much
So this is the origin story of @skeletor right?
@CactuarJoe "my prisoner at last" yes. #monsterdon
I do like the color palette of Skeletor's place #monsterdon
Monica's mom is the Sorceress?
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I bet her name is CRYSTAL #monsterdon
Langella is Palance-ing. #monsterdon
When I was a kid, I watched the He-Man cartoons and played with the toys, but I cannot remember for the life of me whether I ever saw this movie.
Thunk thunk thunk #monsterdon
Actually is it Grayskull or Greyskull? #Monsterdon
"I want him kneeling at my feet."
...Oh, it's gonna be THAT kinda film :3 #Monsterdon
How did George Lucas not sue these people?
hey, didn't i see him in fallout 4? #monsterdon
How did any of these actors say "He-Man" without giggling. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
Is that the guy from Leprechaun?
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
@Rincewind
Oh! And there's the Star Wars reference! #monsterdon
Meg Foster π #monsterdon
Definitely Not Tasha Yar?!?!
EVIL-LYN IS THE COOLEST IN THIS SERIES!! #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe Still TBD, we don't know how bad their aim is
This is how Storm troopers moonlight now that the Death Star has been destroyed.
@Taweret It's looking like a great movie for legal distinctions #monsterdon
STargate throne? #monsterdon
#monsterdon Someone fed the Toho logo gummies is what happened here
Iβm getting Darth Skeletor vibes.
β©#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987
Oh man I sure hope we are in for 90 minutes of handheld camera shots
When I saw this as a kid I thought Skeletor was terrifying. #monsterdon
"Evil Lynn" okay. #monsterdon
Fuck you we have 50 Darth Vaders
Whoops, I missed the beginning of #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon all those Darth Vader helmets!
Well _someone_ went dumpster diving behind Lucas' set. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
Not storm troopers. #Monsterdon
Now who is the villain?
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liking Skeletors throne room.....
skeletor and his legally distinct from stormtroopers guards
Lovelly matte painting
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This is so much unlike Star Wars I can't believe it. #monsterdon
Corney Cox? cool
Who's Christina Pickles?
#Monsterdon
The opening titles of this #Monsterdon have a very big-budget-b-movie vibe it's GREAT
"And having overpromised to degrees heretofore unimaginable, prepare for disappointment!"
A closeup of Dolph's nipples, then his butt!
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At some point in the past 40 years Evil-Lyn must have rebranded as eVillain and become a tech company
Wait, is this Star Wars? #monsterdon
Dark Helmet!
Golan AND Globus!? In this Economy!?
Darth Vader? Uhh... wrong film! #monsterdon
This is already so cheesy and so fun! #Monsterdon
It's a pretty Shicky co-production. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
All film editors are on the asexuality spectrum
Oh shit, Tom Paris is in this? #monsterdon
Courteney Cox???? #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
...and Christina Pickles as Dilly the Waif. #Monsterdon
Bet the really nice rooms in Castle Greyskull are tucked up in a sinus cavity #monsterdon
Looks and sounds a little Star Trekkie.
not gonna lie kinda don't hate these theme, i mean it's ripping off from better but hello have you heard classical music
Swords and laser guns on other planets makes me happy, no matter how cheesy.
Starwars aint got nothing on these rainbow star field opening credits
I love Meg Foster as Evil Lyn. Those eyes are amazing.
#Monsterdon
Jon Cypher will continue to be a mystery to us all.
Is it me or is the opening music very "trying to be star wars"?
Da dada DUNNNN!! This isn't the Superman theme!! You can't sue us πΆ
The opening credits are very much like Superman (1978). Except much gayer with all those rainbow effects #Monsterdon
Mmmmmmeg Foster. Ok. Redemption. #Monsterdon
This music is clearly a rip off of the Superman movie right? #monsterdon
this credit sequence and music is not like superman at all, no sir
Superman titles rip-off!!! #monsterdon
John Williams would like a word with whoever "wrote" this score. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
Opening credits lookin real gay, I approve #Monsterdon
The power to be a π !
Christina PICKLES! #Monsterdon
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
i am so ready rn. we deserve this.
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PINK FLOYD LASER SHOW AT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE! #Monsterdon
oh boy cannon logo #monsterdon
@plaidtron3000 No She-Ra. Budget too tight
This has TV movie opening vibes.
β©#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987
Worst Grayscull castle ever!
#monsterdon
BY THE POWER OF :100_gay: SKULL!
There IS NO CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE.
Time for #monsterdon. I will be snarking on a silly film (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe 1987 tonight). If you don't want to see snark on an amazingly cheesy film, time to mute this hashtag.
I thought the rainbow thing would morph into THE MORE YOU KNOW logo. #monsterdon
"Golan-Globus" sounds like something one would get stuck in the esophagus