#Monsterdon hard to tell good from evil in a film as subtle as this, so many gray lines

My mom, on seeing Skeletor: "I told you not to go on a diet."

Me: "Ozempic face."

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Oh this is a BIG block of gouda. #Monsterdon

okay this movie is amazing

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Is this Skeletor actually supposed to be wearing a mask, or is his face actually supposed to look like that? 🤨

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Why does this -second-in-charge good guy look like a motorcycle cop for a fascist regime?
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Langella voice is always worth it

Is that a bottle of Mountain Dew Code Red on his throne there?

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Skeletor, or Jack Palance? #Monsterdon

This looks like a bunch of mini darth vadars.
Cool cool cool
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#Monsterdon Chronicles of Riddick is the same movie but a LOT better

Oh hey, he's got Galadriel in a beam of light. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mute hash tag now because Masters of the Universe is a childhood fav even though iy is v bad. Evil-Lyn maybe made me a little queer.

Superman theme song? Cannon did you just have an off cut of that theme song laying around?
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Somehow manages to be creepier than an actual skull would be #monsterdon

oh my god I love paper mache skeletor so much

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So this is the origin story of @skeletor right?

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@CactuarJoe "my prisoner at last" yes. #monsterdon

I do like the color palette of Skeletor's place #monsterdon

Monica's mom is the Sorceress?
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I bet her name is CRYSTAL #monsterdon

Langella is Palance-ing. #monsterdon

When I was a kid, I watched the He-Man cartoons and played with the toys, but I cannot remember for the life of me whether I ever saw this movie.

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Thunk thunk thunk #monsterdon

Actually is it Grayskull or Greyskull? #Monsterdon

"I want him kneeling at my feet."

...Oh, it's gonna be THAT kinda film :3 #Monsterdon

How did George Lucas not sue these people?

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hey, didn't i see him in fallout 4? #monsterdon

How did any of these actors say "He-Man" without giggling. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Is that the guy from Leprechaun?
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@Rincewind
Oh! And there's the Star Wars reference! #monsterdon

Meg Foster 😍 #monsterdon

Definitely Not Tasha Yar?!?!

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EVIL-LYN IS THE COOLEST IN THIS SERIES!! #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe Still TBD, we don't know how bad their aim is

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so he's a skull but with skin

and lips

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This is how Storm troopers moonlight now that the Death Star has been destroyed.

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@Taweret It's looking like a great movie for legal distinctions #monsterdon

STargate throne? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Someone fed the Toho logo gummies is what happened here

I’m getting Darth Skeletor vibes.

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Oh man I sure hope we are in for 90 minutes of handheld camera shots

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When I saw this as a kid I thought Skeletor was terrifying. #monsterdon

"Evil Lynn" okay. #monsterdon

Fuck you we have 50 Darth Vaders

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Whoops, I missed the beginning of #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon all those Darth Vader helmets!

Well _someone_ went dumpster diving behind Lucas' set. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Not storm troopers. #Monsterdon

Now who is the villain?
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liking Skeletors throne room.....

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skeletor and his legally distinct from stormtroopers guards

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Lovelly matte painting
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This is so much unlike Star Wars I can't believe it. #monsterdon

Corney Cox? cool
Who's Christina Pickles?
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The opening titles of this #Monsterdon have a very big-budget-b-movie vibe it's GREAT

"And having overpromised to degrees heretofore unimaginable, prepare for disappointment!"

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A closeup of Dolph's nipples, then his butt!
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At some point in the past 40 years Evil-Lyn must have rebranded as eVillain and become a tech company

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Wait, is this Star Wars? #monsterdon

Dark Helmet!

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Golan AND Globus!? In this Economy!?

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Darth Vader? Uhh... wrong film! #monsterdon

This is already so cheesy and so fun! #Monsterdon

It's a pretty Shicky co-production. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

All film editors are on the asexuality spectrum

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Oh shit, Tom Paris is in this? #monsterdon

Courteney Cox???? #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

...and Christina Pickles as Dilly the Waif. #Monsterdon

Bet the really nice rooms in Castle Greyskull are tucked up in a sinus cavity #monsterdon

Looks and sounds a little Star Trekkie.

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not gonna lie kinda don't hate these theme, i mean it's ripping off from better but hello have you heard classical music

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Swords and laser guns on other planets makes me happy, no matter how cheesy.

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Starwars aint got nothing on these rainbow star field opening credits

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I love Meg Foster as Evil Lyn. Those eyes are amazing.
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Jon Cypher will continue to be a mystery to us all.

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Is it me or is the opening music very "trying to be star wars"?

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Da dada DUNNNN!! This isn't the Superman theme!! You can't sue us 🎶

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The opening credits are very much like Superman (1978). Except much gayer with all those rainbow effects #Monsterdon

Mmmmmmeg Foster. Ok. Redemption. #Monsterdon

This music is clearly a rip off of the Superman movie right? #monsterdon

this credit sequence and music is not like superman at all, no sir

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Superman titles rip-off!!! #monsterdon

John Williams would like a word with whoever "wrote" this score. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Opening credits lookin real gay, I approve #Monsterdon

The power to be a 🌈 !

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Christina PICKLES! #Monsterdon

MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
i am so ready rn. we deserve this.
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PINK FLOYD LASER SHOW AT THE CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE! #Monsterdon

oh boy cannon logo #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 No She-Ra. Budget too tight

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This has TV movie opening vibes.

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Worst Grayscull castle ever!
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BY THE POWER OF :100_gay: SKULL!

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There IS NO CENTER OF THE UNIVERSE.

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Time for #monsterdon. I will be snarking on a silly film (He-Man and the Masters of the Universe 1987 tonight). If you don't want to see snark on an amazingly cheesy film, time to mute this hashtag.

I thought the rainbow thing would morph into THE MORE YOU KNOW logo. #monsterdon

"Golan-Globus" sounds like something one would get stuck in the esophagus

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