so go get Grayskull I guess
Is this going to be a cartoon?
Pro tip: theme music > wind noises
The opening credits are peak 1980s design
Probably Elon Musk saw this intro about the power to be supreme etc when he was a kid and that is why we are in trouble now.
wait, COURTNEY COX?!?!?!
Eeeey, nice matte painting :D #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon castle grayskull matte painting!!!!!!!
@ryan I liked the message at the end of the cartoon about not becoming evil people who look for quick & dirty way to power & riches. Still mixed feelings about the toy-marketing cartoon, but at least some good messages. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
I love this stupid movie.. π I grew up with it.
#Monsterdon
Stands Castle Mat Painting. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
No good film starts with that font on a bluescreen.
This movie was made by the same folks who made Jeopardy.
#Monsterdon πͺ πͺ π π π±
here we go, Golan Globus! π₯ πΏ
MY BODY IS READY
This is probably the most elaborate version of the MGM logo I've ever seen
I'm assuming it's all downhill from here
There's something very 80's about that gradient serif font. #Monsterdon
Golan-Globus !
@Taweret We have lion sign #monsterdon
CANNON FILMS: Something this film is not.
A GOLAN-GLOBUS-GLUTES PRODUCTION
The Cannon Group presents .... synth drums!
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse #βοΈ
It's a notorious fact that the hairdresses for Dolph Lundgreen in "He-Man" also made the hair for the Brazillian Country Brothers "ChitΓ£ozinho e XororΓ³"
#monsterdon
#monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987 WE'VE GOT MOVIE SIGN
MGM lion probably the best part of this movie. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "Trade Mark" ... but for what in exchange?
...Should've made the MGM lion green. #Monsterdon
Live from Augustaβ¦ itβs The Masters
Did the Cannon Logo just procreate? #monsterdon
And we're off to Eternia! Go! Go! Go!
We open with an extreme close-up of the Eye of Sauron, pulling back ... and no, sorry, it's the MGM lion. Kinda. He looks like somebody tried to airbrush tiger stripes on half his face, poorly. Maybe they were going for Cringer?
(Yes I wrote this while the film was queued up a few seconds in)
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@jonny Going to at least start watching tonight...
#Monsterdon is go!
Lions go roar!
Does She-Ra show up in this? Is there a chance for a Bechtel pass?
#Monsterdon begins...
WE GOT [INTELLECTUAL COPYRIGHT ISSUES] SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGN
Cannon Films! SUCH nostalgia for that big C logo.
#Monsterdon I am so full of the vegan chili mac I made earlier that I don't think I need snacks