I'm just gonna assume that prototype is the Coffee Maker of Doom

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@JoeWynne looking forward to being told to move to the offworld colonies

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so the cosmic key is one of those cool arty synths then? #monsterdon

Weird Ewok but OK #monsterdon

Oo, tuning fork ballet. #Monsterdon

this cosmic key is dolby #monsterdon

I haven't starting drinking yet and I have no idea what is going on. #monsterdon

Orko better not be in this #monsterdon

"the cosmic key" opens the TARDIS? #monsterdon

The key in the door have a secret handshake that's what that was

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His boobs can't be real #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

New Misskey fork just dropped
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The cosmic key. B-Flat. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Simon Says but for door keys
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ooooh so wildor is temu ogra

wow so cheap

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the funniest part of that joke is literally no one has ever wanted orko

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so I guess we decided orko was too hard to pull off as a practical effect

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Dolph vs The Stormtroopers #monsterdon

Man, the 80s movies always had awesome set production. #monsterdon

A doorway to anywhere? Yup, a Stargate.

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BTW, Tubi tip: since Firefox has ad-blocking now, watching on it prevents the commercials #Monsterdon

Courteney walking into the room with her gun drawn like she's about to be jumped by a dozen rubbery goblins :P #Monsterdon

He-Man isn't wearing clothes or regular armor because he was just at the baths and had to leave in a rush. #Monsterdon

Not gonna lie. That “smart” lock was kinda cool. Wonder what failure modes look like, though.

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Oh look! It's a ZPM! That'll power the Stargate and eventually the city of Atlantis!

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They seem to be on Tatooine #monsterdon

Hey Dolph, could we get the "Why are you so important to Skeletor?" line again, but this time take the marbles out of your mouth. #monsterdon

there's fried hair, then there's crystal lady. damn. #monsterdon

Gwildor must be Hoggle's cousin. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

imma make my house key blink like that. awesome. #monsterdon

@OldRustBucket@universeodon.com boo! Orko is awesome! #monsterdon

SIMON for a door lock! #monsterdon

Oh hey guys, it's Grildo of Feener #monsterdon

"Halp Halp"

Where did you find this footage of me #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

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Plastic Pecs! Plastic Tan! Stormtroopers still can't hit anything.

Ah yes, those days of not locking doors will definitely come back.

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Dolph really didn't had any sword classes, did he?
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For a second I thought that was Odo.

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I prove of He-Man getting action before dialogue. Also, honest trailers got me ready for this and I want to know exactly how many lines he actually gets in this film.

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#Monsterdon crossover with Leprehcaun (1993)

I saw some cheek. Is this PG?
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...Aw man, I just had a flashback to Wizards of the Lost Kingdom :/ #Monsterdon #MST3k

#Monsterdon refreshing to see a movie that actually goes for it like this

they created wildor because snarf wasn't annoying enough.

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Dilf Lundgren #Monsterdon

DOLPH ROCKS :blobrainbow: #Monsterdon

Okay for all the younguns. This movie was an ad for toys that none of these characters look like. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Whoever directed that fight scene has a great appreciation for the male body. #monsterdon

OMG they're hitting He-Man

Definitely not Stormtroopers

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Awww bless, why did they let that handsome man speak and ruin it?

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this guy is what we get instead of Orko. #monsterdon

this just looks like a normal movie y'all #monsterdon

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Newbies tonight...Huge Welcome to you!!

Mullets always look sexier in a light breeze
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Unfortunately that mustache has come back. #Monsterdon

This movie is just going to be Dolph nipple close ups isn't it?

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Unfortunately, due to revised pronoun policies, this film no longer as a title, or a main character.

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Dolph's mullet A+

I’m about five minutes behind. We decided to watch Star Wars instead? #Monsterdon

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conan the barbarian meets star wars

Nowadays this would have been at least three movies and they wouldn't get to Earth until the end of the first

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@RobynGoodfellow Unfortunately they hadn't yet realized in the 80's that you can just declare victory and that's all that matters

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♪ This is the dawning of the age of a clavicle... ♫ #Monsterdon

Skeletor's victory speech reminds me of a certain 47th president.

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HUUAGH!! #Monsterdon

Sparky armor!

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AH yes, Space Marines Man-At-Arms.

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The flexi-skull thing is more effective than I would've thought actually #Monsterdon

When Mullets Rules The Earth. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

oh shit I didn't realize what #monsterdon WAS this week

"The new age begins!"

"Not if I have anything to pec about it."

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Co-starring left guy and right guy
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What he can’t emote through a skeleton mask, he up for with the way his fingers wrap around his STAFF
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Wow! Super cheesy music right through the cheesy fight seen. #Monsterdon

Is this really happening #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Meanwhile on Apocalypse. Dakseid has arrived.
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This is so much worse than I expected 😂#monsterdon

This movie has lived in a dark place in a dark corner of my dark soul for 40 years....It did not need the light of day...Oh, it's not day outside. It's all good...Hahahaha
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is #monsterdon even a monster movie this week?

such nipples

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What a crappy hologram.

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Already some good lines. “Someone… is speaking to me.” /total contempt #monsterdon

Tag yourself. I'm sparkly pointy hatwear lady.
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#Monsterdon "those who do not pledge themselves to me will be destroyed!" oh no we forgot the uspol CW again

HEY! THERE'S OUR BO-- i'm sorry, OUR MAN! #monsterdon

Dolph-Man looks very non plussed about that announcement.

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like we're only a couple minutes in but is already 10/10

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I don't think Frank Langella ever watched He-Man and the Masters of the Universe in preparation for this role.

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Oh sure, when she wears a cowl of quartz crystals, it's "majestic" and "beautiful", but when *I* do it, they tell me to get the hell out of the hippy rock shop.

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We are going to have a lot of nipples in this film, aren't we? #monsterdon

Skeletor's skeleton is pretty mobile... #monsterdon like it's rubber...

Don't know what's going on? Too bad, this movie does NOT care.

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Um actually... I have personally seen the darkness eclipse the light several times

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Oh, it's Star Wars.

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So the bad guys have won. Short movie. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@RobynGoodfellow Gotta afford that lembas bread somehow. #Monsterdon

That hotel door chain is going to do a lot.
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He stole her mojo! #monsterdon

WE'VE GOT DOLPH SIGN!!!!

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I'm told the actress playing the Sorceress also played Monica's mom on Friends. So it's a prereunion #Monsterdon