I'm just gonna assume that prototype is the Coffee Maker of Doom
@JoeWynne looking forward to being told to move to the offworld colonies
so the cosmic key is one of those cool arty synths then? #monsterdon
Weird Ewok but OK #monsterdon
Oo, tuning fork ballet. #Monsterdon
this cosmic key is dolby #monsterdon
I haven't starting drinking yet and I have no idea what is going on. #monsterdon
Orko better not be in this #monsterdon
"the cosmic key" opens the TARDIS? #monsterdon
The key in the door have a secret handshake that's what that was
His boobs can't be real #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
New Misskey fork just dropped
#monsterdon
The cosmic key. B-Flat. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
Simon Says but for door keys
#monsterdon
the funniest part of that joke is literally no one has ever wanted orko
so I guess we decided orko was too hard to pull off as a practical effect
Dolph vs The Stormtroopers #monsterdon
Man, the 80s movies always had awesome set production. #monsterdon
A doorway to anywhere? Yup, a Stargate.
BTW, Tubi tip: since Firefox has ad-blocking now, watching on it prevents the commercials #Monsterdon
Courteney walking into the room with her gun drawn like she's about to be jumped by a dozen rubbery goblins :P #Monsterdon
He-Man isn't wearing clothes or regular armor because he was just at the baths and had to leave in a rush. #Monsterdon
Not gonna lie. That βsmartβ lock was kinda cool. Wonder what failure modes look like, though.
β©#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987
Oh look! It's a ZPM! That'll power the Stargate and eventually the city of Atlantis!
They seem to be on Tatooine #monsterdon
Hey Dolph, could we get the "Why are you so important to Skeletor?" line again, but this time take the marbles out of your mouth. #monsterdon
there's fried hair, then there's crystal lady. damn. #monsterdon
Gwildor must be Hoggle's cousin. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
imma make my house key blink like that. awesome. #monsterdon
@OldRustBucket@universeodon.com boo! Orko is awesome! #monsterdon
SIMON for a door lock! #monsterdon
Oh hey guys, it's Grildo of Feener #monsterdon
"Halp Halp"
Where did you find this footage of me #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
Plastic Pecs! Plastic Tan! Stormtroopers still can't hit anything.
Ah yes, those days of not locking doors will definitely come back.
Dolph really didn't had any sword classes, did he?
#monsterdon
For a second I thought that was Odo.
I prove of He-Man getting action before dialogue. Also, honest trailers got me ready for this and I want to know exactly how many lines he actually gets in this film.
#Monsterdon crossover with Leprehcaun (1993)
I saw some cheek. Is this PG?
#Monsterdon
...Aw man, I just had a flashback to Wizards of the Lost Kingdom :/ #Monsterdon #MST3k
#Monsterdon refreshing to see a movie that actually goes for it like this
they created wildor because snarf wasn't annoying enough.
Dilf Lundgren #Monsterdon
DOLPH ROCKS :blobrainbow: #Monsterdon
Okay for all the younguns. This movie was an ad for toys that none of these characters look like. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
Whoever directed that fight scene has a great appreciation for the male body. #monsterdon
Awww bless, why did they let that handsome man speak and ruin it?
this guy is what we get instead of Orko. #monsterdon
this just looks like a normal movie y'all #monsterdon
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Newbies tonight...Huge Welcome to you!!
Mullets always look sexier in a light breeze
#monsterdon
Unfortunately that mustache has come back. #Monsterdon
This movie is just going to be Dolph nipple close ups isn't it?
Unfortunately, due to revised pronoun policies, this film no longer as a title, or a main character.
#Monsterdon πͺ πͺ π π π±
Dolph's mullet A+
Iβm about five minutes behind. We decided to watch Star Wars instead? #Monsterdon
conan the barbarian meets star wars
Nowadays this would have been at least three movies and they wouldn't get to Earth until the end of the first
@RobynGoodfellow Unfortunately they hadn't yet realized in the 80's that you can just declare victory and that's all that matters
βͺ This is the dawning of the age of a clavicle... β« #Monsterdon
Skeletor's victory speech reminds me of a certain 47th president.
HUUAGH!! #Monsterdon
Sparky armor!
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AH yes, Space Marines Man-At-Arms.
The flexi-skull thing is more effective than I would've thought actually #Monsterdon
When Mullets Rules The Earth. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
oh shit I didn't realize what #monsterdon WAS this week
Co-starring left guy and right guy
#monsterdon
What he canβt emote through a skeleton mask, he up for with the way his fingers wrap around his STAFF
#monsterdon
Wow! Super cheesy music right through the cheesy fight seen. #Monsterdon
Is this really happening #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
Meanwhile on Apocalypse. Dakseid has arrived.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse
This is so much worse than I expected π#monsterdon
This movie has lived in a dark place in a dark corner of my dark soul for 40 years....It did not need the light of day...Oh, it's not day outside. It's all good...Hahahaha
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
is #monsterdon even a monster movie this week?
such nipples
What a crappy hologram.
Already some good lines. βSomeoneβ¦ is speaking to me.β /total contempt #monsterdon
Tag yourself. I'm sparkly pointy hatwear lady.
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "those who do not pledge themselves to me will be destroyed!" oh no we forgot the uspol CW again
HEY! THERE'S OUR BO-- i'm sorry, OUR MAN! #monsterdon
Dolph-Man looks very non plussed about that announcement.
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse #βοΈ
like we're only a couple minutes in but is already 10/10
I don't think Frank Langella ever watched He-Man and the Masters of the Universe in preparation for this role.
Oh sure, when she wears a cowl of quartz crystals, it's "majestic" and "beautiful", but when *I* do it, they tell me to get the hell out of the hippy rock shop.
We are going to have a lot of nipples in this film, aren't we? #monsterdon
Skeletor's skeleton is pretty mobile... #monsterdon like it's rubber...
Don't know what's going on? Too bad, this movie does NOT care.
Um actually... I have personally seen the darkness eclipse the light several times
Oh, it's Star Wars.
So the bad guys have won. Short movie. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
@RobynGoodfellow Gotta afford that lembas bread somehow. #Monsterdon
That hotel door chain is going to do a lot.
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
He stole her mojo! #monsterdon
WE'VE GOT DOLPH SIGN!!!!
I'm told the actress playing the Sorceress also played Monica's mom on Friends. So it's a prereunion #Monsterdon