I just realized I was mixing up Courteney Cox with Courtney Love. I was very confused by the spelling #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
@Taweret This character is unbalancing the film #monsterdon
WELL AT LEAST I GOT CHICKEN #monsterdon
Reference to an army travels on it's stomach maybe? I'm here for all classical references, but I don't know if that counts.
I'm bored. Is there a point to this par of the plot?
#Monsterdon
"I'd like to go to the cemetery" is not helping this case #monsterdon
Give it to Gwildor! He knows how to get the food!
#Monsterdon ok the fast food diversion was good fun
Are you enjoying this mooooo-vie?
β©#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987
Now that is fast food! #monsterdon
Oh, he's got a marketable grappling hook. #Monsterdon
A moderately short time ago in a galaxy very nearby...
Attempting to recover from this breakup, Tom Paris would go on to fuck his commanding officer and raise a pack of lizards years later. #monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987
Do you think there was a mass firing of agents after this? #monsterdon
Tom Paris was a very dull character.
Last date? Awkward...
(This is personal experience speaking. If you're going to break it off don't agree to go on another date)
Oh wait, THAT'S Tom Paris. Wow, I know I'm bad at reading faces, especially bland white guys, but a change in hairstyle really renders that guy undetectable. #Monsterdon
Welcome to the movie Tom Paris.
Wait. How many cast members from Star Trek Voyager have we had on Monsterdon?
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse
A van. With padded walls. Either sex-on-wheels or a serial killer.
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Well Courtney Cox was apparently 11
@rberlim They weren't invented in the 80s #monsterdon
#monsterdon Ribs from a bucket? Chicken comes in a bucket. Ribs come in slats or packs.
They were such babies! #Monsterdon
MISTER PARIS CAN YOU SIGN MY PLATE PLEASE PLEASE MISTER PARIS
Iβm still behind, of course. Why does this movie have a Jersey cow hanging out in a forest/swamp??? #Monsterdon
is...that a hearse? is this in the Six Feet Under universe? #monsterdon
βWeβll always have Paris.β
Her parents are leaving the cemetery?!? #monsterdon
They did welcome to our world crossover with He-Man universe. π±
#Monsterdon listen the rest of this film is shot around how much they spent on the skeletor effects we were all ripping on and we should all feel bad
@yatsu OH! YES!!!
#monsterdon
Tom Paris is going to pilot this car. So where is the button to start the engines? #monsterdon
Oh my GAWD TOM #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
#Monsterdon eating fried chicken and watching your coworker change. This feels right.
Courteney Cox lookin' young and fine!
#monsterdon
C'mon, pick up the pace, humans #monsterdon
HOLY TOM PARIS THERE HE IS.
definitely "our boy"
#monsterdon
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the van
Everything Julie just said is true. The best thing is to get 3,000 miles away from that town and from Tom Paris.
Oh, he's got a PARTY VAN wooooo #Monsterdon
Why does a creature with that much hair have gill slits? Can someone explain the evolutionary utility? #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon I totally forgot the clogged gill slits being blown on them. Also our characters do not bathe for the rest of the film I don't think.
Oh god, that is him, isn't it?
Tom Paris!
It's always nice when you unexpectedly see familiar "Friends" #Monsterdon
OH MY g-d ITS ROBERT DUNCAN MACNEIL!!!!
I know is a sexist comment, but Teela has no butt.
#monsterdon
This is Courtney Cox's second film credit.
Whee ... how close can we do a period Dairy Queen without having to pay for it?
Holy shit Courteney is unrecognizable #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
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OK movie is worth it for cow
@diazona Maybe to only those of us self-flagellating enough to read Tom Wolfe books?
Her backstory is a fist made of ham. #Monsterdon
I like her jacket #Monsterdon
they keep straws in them or what?
#monsterdon
I'm not exactly rapt either. #monsterdon
Masters of the Universe has a Friends connection. #monsterdon
we couldn't get Dairy Queen, okay? #monsterdon
I'm wondering if any of this would make sense if you didn't aready know about He'Man, but then, I only knew about it from the advertising.
@RobynGoodfellow You had to wait for The Tick for that!
"Good Journey" #Monsterdon
Key, shmey.
A new Master of the Universe has been discovered. Cowor, the bovine battler.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse
Oh no they didn't ! where'd they go? they're not are they??
woah why do the fast food girls have gun holsters?
#monsterdon
Wait what? #monsterdon
This has "The Doctor's new companion" vibes.
I want to believe I just witnessed a technological game of rock-paper-scissors
Be careful! But I'll just stand up to scan the area. . . .
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
They are packing this film with as much of Teela's ass they can get away with. #Monsterdon
okay gang, let's split up! #monsterdon
Okay, but that Donald Rumsfeld mustache has got to go.
@Agrippa I will say that the new Cartoon Network version in the early 00's was also amazing. My wife and I watched that, shortly after we were married.
I love that dinner look
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon that was a pretty cow
a diner scene, that's what audiences want in their he-man movie
Monica is SO YOUNG! #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
These servers are just missing their roller skates.
#Monsterdon courteney cox!!!!!!!!
#Monsterdon he slurs so bad the rest of the cast finished his line lmfao
he speaks cow. I like him for that.
Thought by they were saying βgood Germanβ and whew that was close. #Monsterdon
@socketwench Oh great, "We better split up!" -- He-man. #MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon
Imagine if Man At Arms was played by Patrick Stewart, slumming it like Frank
Could have happened...
Honestly, bovines are one of the most diplomatic options for first contact with Earth. #Monsterdon
No the movie will calm down the younguns in the audience with slapstick after all that trauma.
Yeah. We're going to milk the cow for all its worth.
@SRLevine huh TIL that was a reference
They have their own time units, but use base 10 numbers
@gnomon Who is beefier, though? #monsterdon
beep
#monsterdon
Housemate: "I'm going upstairs."
Me: "Go ahead...leave me! Alone! With The Movie! SAVE YOURSELF!"
One McGuffin, lost. #monsterdon
@neia Yes this film is a subtle comment on nuclear deterrence in the 1980s.
For the record: There was no cow action figure. But there should have been. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
@ricci hitting up etymonline until something happens #monsterdon
@Taweret who needs charisma and screen presence when you are as well-baked & basted as Dolph? #Monsterdon