You never told your boyfriend that you think it's your fault your parents died??

The boyfriend you were already dating when they died???

#Monsterdon

why does the key look like a borg's arm tho?

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Okay, it really WAS her fault… for being horny.

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I feel bad for the hairstylist who had to get barbecue sauce out of Gwildor's wig. #Monsterdon

"...so, now that I think about it, it was really all your fault, Kevin."

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Courtney in a denim skirt. Wow.

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

"Julie, c'mon. Let's get back to Voyager." #Monsterdon

Bring back the cow! #monsterdon

Man-At-Arms looks like a middle manager at an insurance firm #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe They are FUTURE SPACE barbarians!

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@helianthropy

I thought this was about shared suffering or something? #monsterdon

I'm the maroon Pacer in the parking lot.
#Monsterdon Tag Yourself

@flowerpot

Surprise! He-Man's world is vegetarian.

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How is a crash ever plain?!? #monsterdon

What's really weird about this is that the cartoon had animals like cattle, etc., so they would have known about cows and cooked meat.

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Wait, they're vegetarians? That... Doesn't really scan with the whole barbarian thing. #Monsterdon

What do they eat on Eternea? #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

And this is how we discover that He-man is vegan.
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Before Paris went Warp 10 he piloted an epic Shaggin' Wagon #Monsterdon

I get it, I do. They're working with what they've got. I'm having fun. 😂

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I do want ribs now tho

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sure boy, it totally looks like a japanese synth
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@SRLevine probably all the cocaine

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I just realized I was mixing up Courteney Cox with Courtney Love. I was very confused by the spelling #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

@Taweret This character is unbalancing the film #monsterdon

WELL AT LEAST I GOT CHICKEN #monsterdon

Reference to an army travels on it's stomach maybe? I'm here for all classical references, but I don't know if that counts.

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I'm bored. Is there a point to this par of the plot?
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"I'd like to go to the cemetery" is not helping this case #monsterdon

#Monsterdon ok the fast food diversion was good fun

Are you enjoying this mooooo-vie?

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Now that is fast food! #monsterdon

Oh, he's got a marketable grappling hook. #Monsterdon

A moderately short time ago in a galaxy very nearby...

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Attempting to recover from this breakup, Tom Paris would go on to fuck his commanding officer and raise a pack of lizards years later. #monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

Tom Paris was a very dull character.

#Monsterdon

Last date? Awkward...

(This is personal experience speaking. If you're going to break it off don't agree to go on another date)

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Oh wait, THAT'S Tom Paris. Wow, I know I'm bad at reading faces, especially bland white guys, but a change in hairstyle really renders that guy undetectable. #Monsterdon

Welcome to the movie Tom Paris.
Wait. How many cast members from Star Trek Voyager have we had on Monsterdon?
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A van. With padded walls. Either sex-on-wheels or a serial killer.

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Well Courtney Cox was apparently 11

@rberlim They weren't invented in the 80s #monsterdon

#monsterdon Ribs from a bucket? Chicken comes in a bucket. Ribs come in slats or packs.

They were such babies! #Monsterdon

MISTER PARIS CAN YOU SIGN MY PLATE PLEASE PLEASE MISTER PARIS

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I’m still behind, of course. Why does this movie have a Jersey cow hanging out in a forest/swamp??? #Monsterdon

is...that a hearse? is this in the Six Feet Under universe? #monsterdon

“We’ll always have Paris.”

#Monsterdon

Her parents are leaving the cemetery?!? #monsterdon

They did welcome to our world crossover with He-Man universe. 😱

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#Monsterdon listen the rest of this film is shot around how much they spent on the skeletor effects we were all ripping on and we should all feel bad

@yatsu OH! YES!!!
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Tom Paris is going to pilot this car. So where is the button to start the engines? #monsterdon

Oh my GAWD TOM #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

#Monsterdon eating fried chicken and watching your coworker change. This feels right.

This is *your* fault, Paris! Make it stop!

Computer! End Program!

#monsterdon

C'mon, pick up the pace, humans #monsterdon

HOLY TOM PARIS THERE HE IS.
definitely "our boy"
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Everything Julie just said is true. The best thing is to get 3,000 miles away from that town and from Tom Paris.

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Oh, he's got a PARTY VAN wooooo #Monsterdon

Why does a creature with that much hair have gill slits? Can someone explain the evolutionary utility? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon I totally forgot the clogged gill slits being blown on them. Also our characters do not bathe for the rest of the film I don't think.

It's always nice when you unexpectedly see familiar "Friends" #Monsterdon

OH MY g-d ITS ROBERT DUNCAN MACNEIL!!!!

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This is Courtney Cox's second film credit.

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I know is a sexist comment, but Teela has no butt.
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Whee ... how close can we do a period Dairy Queen without having to pay for it?

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Holy shit Courteney is unrecognizable #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

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OK movie is worth it for cow

@diazona Maybe to only those of us self-flagellating enough to read Tom Wolfe books?

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Her backstory is a fist made of ham. #Monsterdon

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I like her jacket #Monsterdon

they keep straws in them or what?
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I'm not exactly rapt either. #monsterdon

Masters of the Universe has a Friends connection. #monsterdon

we couldn't get Dairy Queen, okay? #monsterdon

I'm wondering if any of this would make sense if you didn't aready know about He'Man, but then, I only knew about it from the advertising.

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@RobynGoodfellow You had to wait for The Tick for that!

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Key, shmey.

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"Good Journey" #Monsterdon

Oh no they didn't ! where'd they go? they're not are they??

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Wait what? #monsterdon

woah why do the fast food girls have gun holsters?
#monsterdon

This has "The Doctor's new companion" vibes.

#Monsterdon

I want to believe I just witnessed a technological game of rock-paper-scissors

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Be careful! But I'll just stand up to scan the area. . . .
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They are packing this film with as much of Teela's ass they can get away with. #Monsterdon

okay gang, let's split up! #monsterdon

Okay, but that Donald Rumsfeld mustache has got to go.

#Monsterdon

@Agrippa I will say that the new Cartoon Network version in the early 00's was also amazing. My wife and I watched that, shortly after we were married.

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I love that dinner look
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#Monsterdon that was a pretty cow

a diner scene, that's what audiences want in their he-man movie

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Monica is SO YOUNG! #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

These servers are just missing their roller skates.

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#Monsterdon courteney cox!!!!!!!!

#Monsterdon he slurs so bad the rest of the cast finished his line lmfao

he speaks cow. I like him for that.

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