When do Chewbacca and Worf kiss #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Tom better watch out with that Borg arm. Might get him with nanoprobes. #monsterdon

Not the best mercs, TBH
#monsterdon

We get it already. Parents Are Dead. Moving on. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@jeffron Just like Beebop and Rocksteady should have gotten their own spin-off movie, right?

#TMNT2 #Monsterdon

Is it just me, or does her dad look like Tucker Carlson?

#Monsterdon

That was clearly a "don't catch AIDS kiss"

#monsterdon

Shazam says this music is "Amp This Baby Up" by PJ Waaty.

#Monsterdon

Uh, does "carl" include "carls jr.?" because sometimes he shows up with his kid.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

oh wait this is what the key sound reminds me of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOPViekdacQ

#monsterdon

"I'll be gone fifteen minutes tops! Just enough time for you to get kidnapped by mutants!" #Monsterdon

This is the stormtrooper school of shooting.
#monsterdon

we got chewbacca, the villain from waterworld, some cobra dude and...a statue? #monsterdon

Karg seems more beasty than beastman.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "There are those who call me.... Karg."

O pointy boobs
O pointy pointy

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987 #YesAgain

I was pretty young when this came out and Karg used to creep me out.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

Just gonna note that Kevin and the synth play right into Greta Gerwig's vision for 'Barbie' here in the modern world

Is she assembling a band of elite mercs or planning a Skeletor orgy? #Monsterdon

We're really getting our money's worth on monsters tonight. #Monsterdon

please tell me the henchmen got a spin-off movie #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza it's such a bad boob plate, it makes her look flat-chested!

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Meanwhile on a Star Destroyer command bridge some bounty hunters are interviewed and warned about disintigrations.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

Wow! I want a Japanese synthesizer too!

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Lovely baddie introduction, everyone is having a lot of fun here....

It's a bit like that Flash Gordon film but not as camp.

Few things are

#monsterdon

my money is on Weird Barbie in the upcoming battle

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

@moira I love him so much. 😂

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

The Dean from Community and the Muppet Brothers. #monsterdon

I want Karg's hair

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ
It's weird to see him as a pleasant character.
#monsterdon

_nice_ enhance effect. #monsterdon

"I have selected your finest warriors" Only one of these was actually a toy they were marketing. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Lizard guy is the coolest #Monsterdon

"...I have selected your finest warriors, Darryl, and his other brother Darryl."

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse #⚔️

Karg is what the Grinch did after he lost his job to AI. #monsterdon

Oh it is within a parsec eon

#Monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @Taweret
Was Gwildor even in the cartoon?
#Monsterdon

C'mon, when Chandler will appear and crack everyone with jokes?
#monsterdon

"Object imaged in the empirical vortex. Now entering the ring of fire" #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

Of course Kevin doesn't let Julie play the intergallactic key

These kids from a small town are so easily impressed. #monsterdon

Calm down, its just a Moog synthesizer with meat forks attached.
#Monsterdon

Do you think there's a Nice Lyn somewhere? #Monsterdon

I can't be the only person who hates cemetery visits...and certainly doesn't think that's where I feel closest to my dad. Hard pass.

#Monsterdon

Paris is way better on the synth than Ross was too who knew #Monsterdon

He just HAD to pick her up.

#Monsterdon

BEAST MAN! #mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

If Tom amps that baby too much that hole will be massive! #monsterdon

harminies to blue
tuning forks engaged
lightshow ready

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon 🎵 "the more you know" 🎵

He's the kinda guy who makes his girlfriend watch him get lost in Super Metroid. #monsterdon

@wohali@timeloop.cafe The key lets you travel in time, I guess? And it's a really inaccurate reading?

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Hey, man, is that Skeletor Rock?

Yeah, man.

Well, TURN IT UP!

#Monsterdon

This is like the psychedelic love child of lord of the rings, star trar, star war, bill & ted, labyrinth, back to the future #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

I would listen to Tom Paris's mixtape.

#Monsterdon

THOSE EYES! 😍😍 #CourtneyCox #mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

For the record this is now the longest I've ever made it into this movie. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Tom Paris, keyboard player.

Yep. It fits.

#Monsterdon

Not gonna lie, I would love to get a synth.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is how people die messing with previously unexploded mines

"Sounds great!" she says shaking her head no #monsterdon

Masters of the Korg

#monsterdon

I swear if no fool gets shoved into the bottomless pits in this throne room by the end of the movie we riot

#monsterdon

"Within a parsec eon" has to be a deliberate attempt to up the silliness of doing the Kessell Run in under 12 parsecs

#Monsterdon

#monsterdon See? Good advice about eating the ribs even though they are apparently vegetarians!

@ColesStreetPothole Maybe they had Beyond Meat on their world #monsterdon

"parsec-eon"....?

#Monsterdon

That van is definitely not rockin' #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

Julie, it probably was your fault at some level but everything's our fault at some level and mostly it's actually Kevin who's to blame.

"Yeah, we wanted to do under the sea, but this other movie did it first so"

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

his gloves have little silver(-colored) skulls where his nails ought to be? AMAZING.
#monsterdon

Honestly if I found a synthesizer in a dirt crater, I'd gaffle it, too. #Monsterdon

Synthspotting - that's a Rhodes Chroma Polaris on top of a Rhodes stage piano!

#monsterdon

"check out the synth!" indeed. #monsterdon

not the first synthesizer this kid has stolen from a funeral #Monsterdon

Robert Duncan McNeill is such a baby!

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

How does Tom Paris keep getting roles that cast him as a hip dude? He's like the least hip dude ever. #Monsterdon

@metaphase I might be the one here who isn't normal (my parents thought handing a high school kid in the early 2000's Tom Wolfe books like Bonfire of the Vanities was totally fine and that's probably where I picked up the term?)

#Monsterdon

@muhkayoh
I assume some frying of the bucket ribs was involved.
#Monsterdon

within a parsec aeon ... wow

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Tom Paris discovers Purity Ring's latest new electronic instrument.

#Monsterdon

This scene is for the #MastodonSynthPerverts

#Monsterdon

WTFF is a Parseceon? #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"...and don't call me Eon."

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@bunnyhero That's what he said! #monsterdon

“I was doing that before you were even born”

She’s a little old for the birds & bees talk, sir #Monsterdon

Is that longer than the Kessel Run? #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

That's no synth, it's a marital aid obvs #monsterdon

the jeans/jacket/tie is AN OUTFIT #monsterdon

@futurebird oh the beep boops are sooooo gooood!

#monsterdon

@Louisa I nearly stopped watching at that greasy gravy all over the beard, gross! #MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

WAT

#Monsterdon

Swords . . . but they don't eat meat? 🤔
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

I am watching the game but I kinda wish I’d gotten in on the #MONSTERDON action — they are watching Dolph He-Manning in Masters of the Universe https://beige.party/@athena_rising/113977060161053414

"look at the size of that hole!" #monsterdon

"Huh, I don't know why, but this device sounds a hell of a lot like an Oberheim synthesizer! :thonkery: "

#monsterdon

"- Be sincere Julie, what do you think"
"- Totally crap"
#monsterdon

Dear writers: am I supposed to care about any of these characters? #monsterdon

Tom Paris is so sensitive.

I'M NOT CRYING. YOU'RE CRYING!

#Monsterdon

I don't know why but I like the music in this movie. It's good pacing so far. #Monsterdon I know I'm a suckered for nostalgia.