@SnoopJ
It's weird to see him as a pleasant character.
#monsterdon

_nice_ enhance effect. #monsterdon

"I have selected your finest warriors" Only one of these was actually a toy they were marketing. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Lizard guy is the coolest #Monsterdon

"...I have selected your finest warriors, Darryl, and his other brother Darryl."

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse #⚔️

Karg is what the Grinch did after he lost his job to AI. #monsterdon

Oh it is within a parsec eon

#Monsterdon

C'mon, when Chandler will appear and crack everyone with jokes?
#monsterdon

@Zerofactorial @Taweret
Was Gwildor even in the cartoon?
#Monsterdon

"Object imaged in the empirical vortex. Now entering the ring of fire" #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

I hope the Multiverse is saved with an electric key-tar

The Magic Key music sounds like a 90s computer waking up

I want a Big Screen Room like Skeletor

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

Of course Kevin doesn't let Julie play the intergallactic key

These kids from a small town are so easily impressed. #monsterdon

Calm down, its just a Moog synthesizer with meat forks attached.
#Monsterdon

Do you think there's a Nice Lyn somewhere? #Monsterdon

I can't be the only person who hates cemetery visits...and certainly doesn't think that's where I feel closest to my dad. Hard pass.

#Monsterdon

He just HAD to pick her up.

#Monsterdon

Paris is way better on the synth than Ross was too who knew #Monsterdon

BEAST MAN! #mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

If Tom amps that baby too much that hole will be massive! #monsterdon

harminies to blue
tuning forks engaged
lightshow ready

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon 🎵 "the more you know" 🎵

He's the kinda guy who makes his girlfriend watch him get lost in Super Metroid. #monsterdon

@wohali@timeloop.cafe The key lets you travel in time, I guess? And it's a really inaccurate reading?

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Hey, man, is that Skeletor Rock?

Yeah, man.

Well, TURN IT UP!

#Monsterdon

This is like the psychedelic love child of lord of the rings, star trar, star war, bill & ted, labyrinth, back to the future #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

I would listen to Tom Paris's mixtape.

#Monsterdon

THOSE EYES! 😍😍 #CourtneyCox #mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

For the record this is now the longest I've ever made it into this movie. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Tom Paris, keyboard player.

Yep. It fits.

#Monsterdon

Not gonna lie, I would love to get a synth.

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this is how people die messing with previously unexploded mines

"Sounds great!" she says shaking her head no #monsterdon

Masters of the Korg

#monsterdon

I swear if no fool gets shoved into the bottomless pits in this throne room by the end of the movie we riot

#monsterdon

"Within a parsec eon" has to be a deliberate attempt to up the silliness of doing the Kessell Run in under 12 parsecs

#Monsterdon

is a parseceon a pokemon? #monsterdon

#monsterdon See? Good advice about eating the ribs even though they are apparently vegetarians!

@ColesStreetPothole Maybe they had Beyond Meat on their world #monsterdon

That van is definitely not rockin' #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"parsec-eon"....?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

Julie, it probably was your fault at some level but everything's our fault at some level and mostly it's actually Kevin who's to blame.

"Yeah, we wanted to do under the sea, but this other movie did it first so"

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

his gloves have little silver(-colored) skulls where his nails ought to be? AMAZING.
#monsterdon

Honestly if I found a synthesizer in a dirt crater, I'd gaffle it, too. #Monsterdon

They had to show Earthlings toying with the tech as a marketing strategy. Wouldn't it be cool if you were also playing around with Gwildor's Key?

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Synthspotting - that's a Rhodes Chroma Polaris on top of a Rhodes stage piano!

#monsterdon

"check out the synth!" indeed. #monsterdon

not the first synthesizer this kid has stolen from a funeral #Monsterdon

Robert Duncan McNeill is such a baby!

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

How does Tom Paris keep getting roles that cast him as a hip dude? He's like the least hip dude ever. #Monsterdon

@metaphase I might be the one here who isn't normal (my parents thought handing a high school kid in the early 2000's Tom Wolfe books like Bonfire of the Vanities was totally fine and that's probably where I picked up the term?)

#Monsterdon

"Parsec eon"

Oh we are just combining Science words for the hell of it, aren't we?

#monsterdon

@muhkayoh
I assume some frying of the bucket ribs was involved.
#Monsterdon

within a parsec aeon ... wow

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Tom Paris discovers Purity Ring's latest new electronic instrument.

#Monsterdon

This scene is for the #MastodonSynthPerverts

#Monsterdon

WTFF is a Parseceon? #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"...and don't call me Eon."

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@bunnyhero That's what he said! #monsterdon

“I was doing that before you were even born”

She’s a little old for the birds & bees talk, sir #Monsterdon

Is that longer than the Kessel Run? #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

That's no synth, it's a marital aid obvs #monsterdon

the jeans/jacket/tie is AN OUTFIT #monsterdon

@futurebird oh the beep boops are sooooo gooood!

#monsterdon

@Louisa I nearly stopped watching at that greasy gravy all over the beard, gross! #MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

WAT

#Monsterdon

Swords . . . but they don't eat meat? 🤔
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

I am watching the game but I kinda wish I’d gotten in on the #MONSTERDON action — they are watching Dolph He-Manning in Masters of the Universe https://beige.party/@athena_rising/113977060161053414

"look at the size of that hole!" #monsterdon

"Huh, I don't know why, but this device sounds a hell of a lot like an Oberheim synthesizer! :thonkery: "

#monsterdon

"- Be sincere Julie, what do you think"
"- Totally crap"
#monsterdon

Dear writers: am I supposed to care about any of these characters? #monsterdon

Tom Paris is so sensitive.

I'M NOT CRYING. YOU'RE CRYING!

#Monsterdon

I don't know why but I like the music in this movie. It's good pacing so far. #Monsterdon I know I'm a suckered for nostalgia.

You never told your boyfriend that you think it's your fault your parents died??

The boyfriend you were already dating when they died???

#Monsterdon

Sound check? This isn't a musical is it?

#monsterdon

why does the key look like a borg's arm tho?

#monsterdon

Okay, it really WAS her fault… for being horny.

#Monsterdon

I feel bad for the hairstylist who had to get barbecue sauce out of Gwildor's wig. #Monsterdon

Space vegans! They must have already beat their climate crisis. #Monsterdon

"...so, now that I think about it, it was really all your fault, Kevin."

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse #⚔️

Courtney in a denim skirt. Wow.

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

"Julie, c'mon. Let's get back to Voyager." #Monsterdon

Bring back the cow! #monsterdon

Man-At-Arms looks like a middle manager at an insurance firm #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe They are FUTURE SPACE barbarians!

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@helianthropy

I thought this was about shared suffering or something? #monsterdon

I'm the maroon Pacer in the parking lot.
#Monsterdon Tag Yourself

@flowerpot

Surprise! He-Man's world is vegetarian.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

How is a crash ever plain?!? #monsterdon

What's really weird about this is that the cartoon had animals like cattle, etc., so they would have known about cows and cooked meat.

#Monsterdon

Wait, they're vegetarians? That... Doesn't really scan with the whole barbarian thing. #Monsterdon

What do they eat on Eternea? #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

And this is how we discover that He-man is vegan.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

Before Paris went Warp 10 he piloted an epic Shaggin' Wagon #Monsterdon

I get it, I do. They're working with what they've got. I'm having fun. 😂

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

I do want ribs now tho

#monsterdon

sure boy, it totally looks like a japanese synth
#monsterdon

@SRLevine probably all the cocaine

#monsterdon