@SnoopJ
It's weird to see him as a pleasant character.
#monsterdon
_nice_ enhance effect. #monsterdon
"I have selected your finest warriors" Only one of these was actually a toy they were marketing. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
Lizard guy is the coolest #Monsterdon
"...I have selected your finest warriors, Darryl, and his other brother Darryl."
Karg is what the Grinch did after he lost his job to AI. #monsterdon
Oh it is within a parsec eon
C'mon, when Chandler will appear and crack everyone with jokes?
#monsterdon
@Zerofactorial @Taweret
Was Gwildor even in the cartoon?
#Monsterdon
"Object imaged in the empirical vortex. Now entering the ring of fire" #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
I hope the Multiverse is saved with an electric key-tar
The Magic Key music sounds like a 90s computer waking up
I want a Big Screen Room like Skeletor
#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱
Of course Kevin doesn't let Julie play the intergallactic key
These kids from a small town are so easily impressed. #monsterdon
Calm down, its just a Moog synthesizer with meat forks attached.
#Monsterdon
Do you think there's a Nice Lyn somewhere? #Monsterdon
I can't be the only person who hates cemetery visits...and certainly doesn't think that's where I feel closest to my dad. Hard pass.
He just HAD to pick her up.
Paris is way better on the synth than Ross was too who knew #Monsterdon
BEAST MAN! #mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon
If Tom amps that baby too much that hole will be massive! #monsterdon
harminies to blue
tuning forks engaged
lightshow ready
#Monsterdon 🎵 "the more you know" 🎵
He's the kinda guy who makes his girlfriend watch him get lost in Super Metroid. #monsterdon
@wohali@timeloop.cafe The key lets you travel in time, I guess? And it's a really inaccurate reading?
#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon
This is like the psychedelic love child of lord of the rings, star trar, star war, bill & ted, labyrinth, back to the future #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
I would listen to Tom Paris's mixtape.
THOSE EYES! 😍😍 #CourtneyCox #mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon
For the record this is now the longest I've ever made it into this movie. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
Not gonna lie, I would love to get a synth.
#Monsterdon this is how people die messing with previously unexploded mines
"Sounds great!" she says shaking her head no #monsterdon
Masters of the Korg
I swear if no fool gets shoved into the bottomless pits in this throne room by the end of the movie we riot
"Within a parsec eon" has to be a deliberate attempt to up the silliness of doing the Kessell Run in under 12 parsecs
is a parseceon a pokemon? #monsterdon
#monsterdon See? Good advice about eating the ribs even though they are apparently vegetarians!
@ColesStreetPothole Maybe they had Beyond Meat on their world #monsterdon
That van is definitely not rockin' #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
"parsec-eon"....?
#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱
Julie, it probably was your fault at some level but everything's our fault at some level and mostly it's actually Kevin who's to blame.
"Yeah, we wanted to do under the sea, but this other movie did it first so"
his gloves have little silver(-colored) skulls where his nails ought to be? AMAZING.
#monsterdon
Honestly if I found a synthesizer in a dirt crater, I'd gaffle it, too. #Monsterdon
They had to show Earthlings toying with the tech as a marketing strategy. Wouldn't it be cool if you were also playing around with Gwildor's Key?
#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon
Synthspotting - that's a Rhodes Chroma Polaris on top of a Rhodes stage piano!
"check out the synth!" indeed. #monsterdon
not the first synthesizer this kid has stolen from a funeral #Monsterdon
Robert Duncan McNeill is such a baby!
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987
How does Tom Paris keep getting roles that cast him as a hip dude? He's like the least hip dude ever. #Monsterdon
@metaphase I might be the one here who isn't normal (my parents thought handing a high school kid in the early 2000's Tom Wolfe books like Bonfire of the Vanities was totally fine and that's probably where I picked up the term?)
@muhkayoh
I assume some frying of the bucket ribs was involved.
#Monsterdon
within a parsec aeon ... wow
Tom Paris discovers Purity Ring's latest new electronic instrument.
This scene is for the #MastodonSynthPerverts
WTFF is a Parseceon? #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
"...and don't call me Eon."
@bunnyhero That's what he said! #monsterdon
“I was doing that before you were even born”
She’s a little old for the birds & bees talk, sir #Monsterdon
Is that longer than the Kessel Run? #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
That's no synth, it's a marital aid obvs #monsterdon
the jeans/jacket/tie is AN OUTFIT #monsterdon
@futurebird oh the beep boops are sooooo gooood!
@Louisa I nearly stopped watching at that greasy gravy all over the beard, gross! #MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon
WAT
Swords . . . but they don't eat meat? 🤔
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
I am watching the game but I kinda wish I’d gotten in on the #MONSTERDON action — they are watching Dolph He-Manning in Masters of the Universe https://beige.party/@athena_rising/113977060161053414
"look at the size of that hole!" #monsterdon
"Huh, I don't know why, but this device sounds a hell of a lot like an Oberheim synthesizer! :thonkery: "
"- Be sincere Julie, what do you think"
"- Totally crap"
#monsterdon
Dear writers: am I supposed to care about any of these characters? #monsterdon
I don't know why but I like the music in this movie. It's good pacing so far. #Monsterdon I know I'm a suckered for nostalgia.
You never told your boyfriend that you think it's your fault your parents died??
The boyfriend you were already dating when they died???
Sound check? This isn't a musical is it?
why does the key look like a borg's arm tho?
Okay, it really WAS her fault… for being horny.
I feel bad for the hairstylist who had to get barbecue sauce out of Gwildor's wig. #Monsterdon
Space vegans! They must have already beat their climate crisis. #Monsterdon
"...so, now that I think about it, it was really all your fault, Kevin."
Courtney in a denim skirt. Wow.
"Julie, c'mon. Let's get back to Voyager." #Monsterdon
Bring back the cow! #monsterdon
Man-At-Arms looks like a middle manager at an insurance firm #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe They are FUTURE SPACE barbarians!
I thought this was about shared suffering or something? #monsterdon
I'm the maroon Pacer in the parking lot.
#Monsterdon Tag Yourself
Surprise! He-Man's world is vegetarian.
How is a crash ever plain?!? #monsterdon
What's really weird about this is that the cartoon had animals like cattle, etc., so they would have known about cows and cooked meat.
Wait, they're vegetarians? That... Doesn't really scan with the whole barbarian thing. #Monsterdon
What do they eat on Eternea? #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
And this is how we discover that He-man is vegan.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse
Before Paris went Warp 10 he piloted an epic Shaggin' Wagon #Monsterdon
I get it, I do. They're working with what they've got. I'm having fun. 😂
I do want ribs now tho
sure boy, it totally looks like a japanese synth
#monsterdon
@SRLevine probably all the cocaine