When do Chewbacca and Worf kiss #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
Tom better watch out with that Borg arm. Might get him with nanoprobes. #monsterdon
Not the best mercs, TBH
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We get it already. Parents Are Dead. Moving on. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
@jeffron Just like Beebop and Rocksteady should have gotten their own spin-off movie, right?
Is it just me, or does her dad look like Tucker Carlson?
That was clearly a "don't catch AIDS kiss"
Shazam says this music is "Amp This Baby Up" by PJ Waaty.
Uh, does "carl" include "carls jr.?" because sometimes he shows up with his kid.
oh wait this is what the key sound reminds me of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOPViekdacQ
"I'll be gone fifteen minutes tops! Just enough time for you to get kidnapped by mutants!" #Monsterdon
This is the stormtrooper school of shooting.
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we got chewbacca, the villain from waterworld, some cobra dude and...a statue? #monsterdon
Karg seems more beasty than beastman.
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon "There are those who call me.... Karg."
O pointy boobs
O pointy pointy
I was pretty young when this came out and Karg used to creep me out.
#Monsterdon
#Monsterdon πͺ πͺ π π π±
Just gonna note that Kevin and the synth play right into Greta Gerwig's vision for 'Barbie' here in the modern world
Is she assembling a band of elite mercs or planning a Skeletor orgy? #Monsterdon
We're really getting our money's worth on monsters tonight. #Monsterdon
please tell me the henchmen got a spin-off movie #Monsterdon
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza it's such a bad boob plate, it makes her look flat-chested!
#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon
Meanwhile on a Star Destroyer command bridge some bounty hunters are interviewed and warned about disintigrations.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse
Wow! I want a Japanese synthesizer too!
Lovely baddie introduction, everyone is having a lot of fun here....
It's a bit like that Flash Gordon film but not as camp.
Few things are
my money is on Weird Barbie in the upcoming battle
@moira I love him so much. π
The Dean from Community and the Muppet Brothers. #monsterdon
I want Karg's hair
@SnoopJ
It's weird to see him as a pleasant character.
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_nice_ enhance effect. #monsterdon
"I have selected your finest warriors" Only one of these was actually a toy they were marketing. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
Lizard guy is the coolest #Monsterdon
"...I have selected your finest warriors, Darryl, and his other brother Darryl."
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse #βοΈ
Karg is what the Grinch did after he lost his job to AI. #monsterdon
Oh it is within a parsec eon
@Zerofactorial @Taweret
Was Gwildor even in the cartoon?
#Monsterdon
C'mon, when Chandler will appear and crack everyone with jokes?
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"Object imaged in the empirical vortex. Now entering the ring of fire" #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
#Monsterdon πͺ πͺ π π π±
Of course Kevin doesn't let Julie play the intergallactic key
These kids from a small town are so easily impressed. #monsterdon
Calm down, its just a Moog synthesizer with meat forks attached.
#Monsterdon
Do you think there's a Nice Lyn somewhere? #Monsterdon
I can't be the only person who hates cemetery visits...and certainly doesn't think that's where I feel closest to my dad. Hard pass.
Paris is way better on the synth than Ross was too who knew #Monsterdon
He just HAD to pick her up.
BEAST MAN! #mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon
If Tom amps that baby too much that hole will be massive! #monsterdon
harminies to blue
tuning forks engaged
lightshow ready
#Monsterdon π΅ "the more you know" π΅
He's the kinda guy who makes his girlfriend watch him get lost in Super Metroid. #monsterdon
@wohali@timeloop.cafe The key lets you travel in time, I guess? And it's a really inaccurate reading?
#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon
This is like the psychedelic love child of lord of the rings, star trar, star war, bill & ted, labyrinth, back to the future #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
I would listen to Tom Paris's mixtape.
THOSE EYES! ππ #CourtneyCox #mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon
For the record this is now the longest I've ever made it into this movie. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
Not gonna lie, I would love to get a synth.
#Monsterdon this is how people die messing with previously unexploded mines
"Sounds great!" she says shaking her head no #monsterdon
Masters of the Korg
I swear if no fool gets shoved into the bottomless pits in this throne room by the end of the movie we riot
"Within a parsec eon" has to be a deliberate attempt to up the silliness of doing the Kessell Run in under 12 parsecs
#monsterdon See? Good advice about eating the ribs even though they are apparently vegetarians!
@ColesStreetPothole Maybe they had Beyond Meat on their world #monsterdon
"parsec-eon"....?
That van is definitely not rockin' #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
#Monsterdon πͺ πͺ π π π±
Julie, it probably was your fault at some level but everything's our fault at some level and mostly it's actually Kevin who's to blame.
"Yeah, we wanted to do under the sea, but this other movie did it first so"
his gloves have little silver(-colored) skulls where his nails ought to be? AMAZING.
#monsterdon
Honestly if I found a synthesizer in a dirt crater, I'd gaffle it, too. #Monsterdon
Synthspotting - that's a Rhodes Chroma Polaris on top of a Rhodes stage piano!
"check out the synth!" indeed. #monsterdon
not the first synthesizer this kid has stolen from a funeral #Monsterdon
Robert Duncan McNeill is such a baby!
β©#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987
How does Tom Paris keep getting roles that cast him as a hip dude? He's like the least hip dude ever. #Monsterdon
@metaphase I might be the one here who isn't normal (my parents thought handing a high school kid in the early 2000's Tom Wolfe books like Bonfire of the Vanities was totally fine and that's probably where I picked up the term?)
@muhkayoh
I assume some frying of the bucket ribs was involved.
#Monsterdon
within a parsec aeon ... wow
Tom Paris discovers Purity Ring's latest new electronic instrument.
This scene is for the #MastodonSynthPerverts
WTFF is a Parseceon? #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
"...and don't call me Eon."
@bunnyhero That's what he said! #monsterdon
βI was doing that before you were even bornβ
Sheβs a little old for the birds & bees talk, sir #Monsterdon
Is that longer than the Kessel Run? #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
That's no synth, it's a marital aid obvs #monsterdon
the jeans/jacket/tie is AN OUTFIT #monsterdon
@futurebird oh the beep boops are sooooo gooood!
@Louisa I nearly stopped watching at that greasy gravy all over the beard, gross! #MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon
WAT
Swords . . . but they don't eat meat? π€
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I am watching the game but I kinda wish Iβd gotten in on the #MONSTERDON action β they are watching Dolph He-Manning in Masters of the Universe https://beige.party/@athena_rising/113977060161053414
"look at the size of that hole!" #monsterdon
"Huh, I don't know why, but this device sounds a hell of a lot like an Oberheim synthesizer! :thonkery: "
"- Be sincere Julie, what do you think"
"- Totally crap"
#monsterdon
Dear writers: am I supposed to care about any of these characters? #monsterdon
I don't know why but I like the music in this movie. It's good pacing so far. #Monsterdon I know I'm a suckered for nostalgia.