Wait - Karg has the random valley girl and then tosses her in Xmas ornaments? #monsterdon
I assume a guy named Blade is better than your average red shirt with edged weapons
i am genuinely loving all the costumes and practical makeup effects tho
What? Monica / Julie can shoot a blaster, now?
Really that monster should have been wearing a halloween mask and providing metacommentary.
When do the Power Rangers show up?
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the way you can tell a fight is intense is when the camera can't figure out what to point at
Oh He-man just clocked Beastman with the sword hilt. So that's something useful #Monsterdon
"I waited a long time to fight a guy who also loves swords!"
What is with 80s sci-fi and having lasers AND swords? #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
I bet that eye patch is because Blade put is own eye out. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
#monsterdon That shock trooper shot He-Man's hair! YOU BASTARD!
Aw, now He-Man's toting an energy rifle. Way off brand #monsterdon
Ngl, I really like the drawn-in laser effects. #Monsterdon
@maple same TBH
"aaaaaaaanDY! ANDY! Gimmie mah bullet!"
"Aw, you don't need a bullet for these guys, Barn."
"Yeah, I guess you're right"
I'm really glad I never got to go to prom
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#Monsterdon dude Courtney just aced snake mans
Laser fight at the empty crate and gasoline warehouse
Why is everything on fire now??? I looked away to read all the #Monsterdon toots
Why did one of those guns sound like a fart?
#monsterdon Very good of them to spare the Fender Twin and the Rhodes (Promotional Consideration by) That Peavey and the van speakers sure got shot to shit though ;_;
HeMan, a mostly naked strange man, is just carrying her away?
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Beastmanβs one weaknessβ¦ elbowing him in the ribs #mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon
@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza He-Man's sweat is an acute anti-anxiety treatment. Unfortunately, the FDA forced Mattel to withdraw that aspect from their toy line.
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"here's a gun, you deal, you'll be fiiiine" #monsterdon
@ColesStreetPothole
OMG I *did* see that movie that year! #monsterdon
Why is there just a random barrel of gasoline?
He-Man's sword is useless - he should just buy a laser gun. #monsterdon
"It's all right. It's all right. Don't worry. I have the riz of a rock. I will keep you safe."
i am so completely uninterested in the earth peoples' personal stakes in this movie lol
honestly pretty sure they'd struggle against Barney Fife
Gasoline barrel, probably some TNT there as well. #monsterdon
@LingLass Okay, fair. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Top tier damsel in distress, as far as the trope goes anyway.
@apLundell mine certainly didn't... #monsterdon
Dolph needs to spit out those marbles.
Admit it, weβve all wanted to take a sword to a chain link fence. #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon no hugs - she's going to get chest oil on her clothes
SAVED! BY THE DOLPH! #monsterdon
@yatsu In fiction Proms always have a theme. This one is "Around the World" there's a banner and everything. Do real schools do that?
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Rocky?? #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
I feel like they more happened to run into He-Man then found him
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I do like the passage from the school _directly_ into the industrial district. #monsterdon
"i'm running away from these monsters.... where are your clothes?"
Bleach, holy water, whatever's on hand works with beast man.
I've seen the film before so bowed out of this one as reactions wouldn't have been authentically spontaneous.
Oh you lot are in for a treat. π
That's right. Trust the mostly naked guy with his mullet and massive pecs. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
"finiest warriors."
wow
mchale's navy can take care of this crew and the whole movie's on land
When your device beeps faster it means the pace of the plot is picking up
I love that you have all these weird alien monster guys and then Blade is just like "I like knives. :3"
Blades, blades, blades, I would think you'd take better care of your cutlery, don't you know that cutting through metal with them like that will dull them?
it's funny how the villain has a better swordhandling than He-Man
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@OldRustBucket Tri as he might he didn't make the cut. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
@sean brb changing the soundtrack
I feel the bad guys should be after Carl, not Julie #monsterdon
That stage was not up to code at all
Karg is really over the top with the acting but I am here for it
Yoda: how do you get so big eating food of this kind?
Wait. Wrong movie AGAIN. π
#mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon #ribs
THIS MOVIE BROUGHT TO YOU BY PEPSI. #monsterdon
Aww they threw bleach in the wookie's eyes. Man that little troll doll guy sure shots alot.
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Is that Paul Williams playing Karg? #monsterdon
Is that Courtney Cox?
#Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987 Ammonia face mask! Good call, girl!
alright, points for being resourceful. girl knows how to get away from a bunch of mid-level henchmen. #monsterdon
Given the outfits and pronouncements you would think there would be much more BDSM subtext...disappointing.
Back to the Future βFantasy Under the Seaβ vibes at this Fantasy event.
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Nice Pepsi ad, there.
I'm gonna be charitable and assume Bigfoot just really needed the money for this role. #Monsterdon
Julie is one of the Delany sisters, isn't she?
Sponsored by Pepsi
Remember to drink your Pepsi and Mountain Dew. #monsterdon
They use a LOT of hair spray on Eternia. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
#Monsterdon holy crap would a buff invincible dude with a sword come in handy right now
@JamesAkers they are not f r i e n d s
#monsterdon
I feel bad for Courtney having to run in that skirt. It looks tight! #Monsterdon
What? No Tri-klops? #monsterdon
Wow that looked like a spinal injury #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
I mean, I'd be afraid of evil chewy too.
@neia @CactuarJoe Well good news which was bad news, her outfit was so tight and uncomfortable it left her bruised after filming.
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they really needed richard o'brian for blades here
playing him as riff-raff of course
we've taken over the cafeteria! #monsterdon
Whoa, not cool, Beast-Man #monsterdon
Masters of the Universe can't shoot a teen valley girl?!?! #monsterdon
is this gonna be their prom or something btw? why is there a mini eiffel tower in the middle of the room??? #monsterdon
They're jumping into our reality like they were just introduced by the DJ at a wedding reception. #monsterdon
Awww Baby Monica has freckles that makeup has tried to cover up
It's true, all 80s high school lunchrooms were decorated like this all the time
There's no need to Vogue your way out of the wormhole like that. #Monsterdon
@Louisa And twitching her eyes at all the incompetent and/or lazy men around her (all of them including Skeletor). #monsterdon
Carl, are you making your loud whooshing noises again? #Monsterdon
Karg sporting Charro hair. #monsterdon
The cosmic key does produce pretty ripping synths, I'd be excited too #Monsterdon
"carl? the rest of your band is here!"
The Whitest Parents You Know
i don't think that's Carl. #monsterdon
@Lazarou
With Kirstie Allie as Evil-Lyn
#monsterdon
#Monsterdon worst prom theme ever