@apLundell mine certainly didn't... #monsterdon

Dolph needs to spit out those marbles.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse(1987)

Admit it, we’ve all wanted to take a sword to a chain link fence. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon no hugs - she's going to get chest oil on her clothes

SAVED! BY THE DOLPH! #monsterdon

@yatsu In fiction Proms always have a theme. This one is "Around the World" there's a banner and everything. Do real schools do that?
#Monsterdon

Rocky?? #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

I feel like they more happened to run into He-Man then found him
#monsterdon

I do like the passage from the school _directly_ into the industrial district. #monsterdon

Bleach, holy water, whatever's on hand works with beast man.

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"i'm running away from these monsters.... where are your clothes?"

#monsterdon

I've seen the film before so bowed out of this one as reactions wouldn't have been authentically spontaneous.

Oh you lot are in for a treat. 😆

#Monsterdon

That's right. Trust the mostly naked guy with his mullet and massive pecs. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"finiest warriors."

wow

mchale's navy can take care of this crew and the whole movie's on land

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When your device beeps faster it means the pace of the plot is picking up

#Monsterdon

I love that you have all these weird alien monster guys and then Blade is just like "I like knives. :3"

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Blades, blades, blades, I would think you'd take better care of your cutlery, don't you know that cutting through metal with them like that will dull them?

#monsterdon

it's funny how the villain has a better swordhandling than He-Man
#monsterdon

@OldRustBucket Tri as he might he didn't make the cut. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@sean brb changing the soundtrack

#Monsterdon

I feel the bad guys should be after Carl, not Julie #monsterdon

That stage was not up to code at all

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Karg is really over the top with the acting but I am here for it

#Monsterdon

Love Skeletor's eye rolls. He knows he's on the losing team.
#monsterdon

Yoda: how do you get so big eating food of this kind?

Wait. Wrong movie AGAIN. 😂
#mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon #ribs

THIS MOVIE BROUGHT TO YOU BY PEPSI. #monsterdon

Aww they threw bleach in the wookie's eyes. Man that little troll doll guy sure shots alot.
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Is that Paul Williams playing Karg? #monsterdon

Is that Courtney Cox?

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987 Ammonia face mask! Good call, girl!

alright, points for being resourceful. girl knows how to get away from a bunch of mid-level henchmen. #monsterdon

Back to the Future “Fantasy Under the Sea” vibes at this Fantasy event.

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Given the outfits and pronouncements you would think there would be much more BDSM subtext...disappointing.

#Monsterdon

Nice Pepsi ad, there.

#Monsterdon

I'm gonna be charitable and assume Bigfoot just really needed the money for this role. #Monsterdon

Julie is one of the Delany sisters, isn't she?

#monsterdon

Sponsored by Pepsi

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Remember to drink your Pepsi and Mountain Dew. #monsterdon

They use a LOT of hair spray on Eternia. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon holy crap would a buff invincible dude with a sword come in handy right now

@JamesAkers they are not f r i e n d s
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I feel bad for Courtney having to run in that skirt. It looks tight! #Monsterdon

What? No Tri-klops? #monsterdon

I mean, I'd be afraid of evil chewy too.

#Monsterdon

Wow that looked like a spinal injury #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

@neia @CactuarJoe Well good news which was bad news, her outfit was so tight and uncomfortable it left her bruised after filming.
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they really needed richard o'brian for blades here

playing him as riff-raff of course

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we've taken over the cafeteria! #monsterdon

Whoa, not cool, Beast-Man #monsterdon

Masters of the Universe can't shoot a teen valley girl?!?! #monsterdon

@Lazarou

I would assume it's the rest of "the band" showing up TBH #monsterdon

is this gonna be their prom or something btw? why is there a mini eiffel tower in the middle of the room??? #monsterdon

They're jumping into our reality like they were just introduced by the DJ at a wedding reception. #monsterdon

Awww Baby Monica has freckles that makeup has tried to cover up

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It's true, all 80s high school lunchrooms were decorated like this all the time

#monsterdon

There's no need to Vogue your way out of the wormhole like that. #Monsterdon

@Louisa And twitching her eyes at all the incompetent and/or lazy men around her (all of them including Skeletor). #monsterdon

Carl, are you making your loud whooshing noises again? #Monsterdon

Karg sporting Charro hair. #monsterdon

The cosmic key does produce pretty ripping synths, I'd be excited too #Monsterdon

"carl? the rest of your band is here!"

#monsterdon

The Whitest Parents You Know

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i don't think that's Carl. #monsterdon

@Lazarou
With Kirstie Allie as Evil-Lyn
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon worst prom theme ever

Does Skeletor even have, like, The Force or something? Because otherwise I dunno why somebody wouldn't punch him. He looks so punchable.

(maybe I don't really want to know)

#Monsterdon

When do Chewbacca and Worf kiss #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Tom better watch out with that Borg arm. Might get him with nanoprobes. #monsterdon

We get it already. Parents Are Dead. Moving on. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Not the best mercs, TBH
#monsterdon

@jeffron Just like Beebop and Rocksteady should have gotten their own spin-off movie, right?

#TMNT2 #Monsterdon

That was clearly a "don't catch AIDS kiss"

#monsterdon

Is it just me, or does her dad look like Tucker Carlson?

#Monsterdon

Shazam says this music is "Amp This Baby Up" by PJ Waaty.

#Monsterdon

These are wonderful cosplays, but I don't know who most of these characters are

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Uh, does "carl" include "carls jr.?" because sometimes he shows up with his kid.

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oh wait this is what the key sound reminds me of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOPViekdacQ

#monsterdon

"I'll be gone fifteen minutes tops! Just enough time for you to get kidnapped by mutants!" #Monsterdon

This is the stormtrooper school of shooting.
#monsterdon

we got chewbacca, the villain from waterworld, some cobra dude and...a statue? #monsterdon

Karg seems more beasty than beastman.
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "There are those who call me.... Karg."

O pointy boobs
O pointy pointy

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987 #YesAgain

I was pretty young when this came out and Karg used to creep me out.
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#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

Just gonna note that Kevin and the synth play right into Greta Gerwig's vision for 'Barbie' here in the modern world

Karg 70,000 AD. #monsterdon

We're really getting our money's worth on monsters tonight. #Monsterdon

Is she assembling a band of elite mercs or planning a Skeletor orgy? #Monsterdon

please tell me the henchmen got a spin-off movie #Monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza it's such a bad boob plate, it makes her look flat-chested!

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Meanwhile on a Star Destroyer command bridge some bounty hunters are interviewed and warned about disintigrations.
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#monsterdon This is screw up number 1, screw up number 2, flunky number 3, and terrible biological blunder number 4.

Wow! I want a Japanese synthesizer too!

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Lovely baddie introduction, everyone is having a lot of fun here....

It's a bit like that Flash Gordon film but not as camp.

Few things are

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Did they run out of names when they just described, "Beast Man"? #monsterdon

@moira I love him so much. 😂

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my money is on Weird Barbie in the upcoming battle

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

The Dean from Community and the Muppet Brothers. #monsterdon

I want Karg's hair

#Monsterdon