Wait - Karg has the random valley girl and then tosses her in Xmas ornaments? #monsterdon

I assume a guy named Blade is better than your average red shirt with edged weapons

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

i am genuinely loving all the costumes and practical makeup effects tho

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What? Monica / Julie can shoot a blaster, now?

#Monsterdon

Really that monster should have been wearing a halloween mask and providing metacommentary.

#Monsterdon

When do the Power Rangers show up?

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the way you can tell a fight is intense is when the camera can't figure out what to point at

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Oh He-man just clocked Beastman with the sword hilt. So that's something useful #Monsterdon

"I waited a long time to fight a guy who also loves swords!"

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What is with 80s sci-fi and having lasers AND swords? #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

I bet that eye patch is because Blade put is own eye out. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#monsterdon That shock trooper shot He-Man's hair! YOU BASTARD!

Aw, now He-Man's toting an energy rifle. Way off brand #monsterdon

Ngl, I really like the drawn-in laser effects. #Monsterdon

@maple same TBH

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"aaaaaaaanDY! ANDY! Gimmie mah bullet!"

"Aw, you don't need a bullet for these guys, Barn."

"Yeah, I guess you're right"

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I'm really glad I never got to go to prom
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#Monsterdon dude Courtney just aced snake mans

Laser fight at the empty crate and gasoline warehouse

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Why is everything on fire now??? I looked away to read all the #Monsterdon toots

Why did one of those guns sound like a fart?

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#monsterdon Very good of them to spare the Fender Twin and the Rhodes (Promotional Consideration by) That Peavey and the van speakers sure got shot to shit though ;_;

HeMan, a mostly naked strange man, is just carrying her away?
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Beastman’s one weakness… elbowing him in the ribs #mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza He-Man's sweat is an acute anti-anxiety treatment. Unfortunately, the FDA forced Mattel to withdraw that aspect from their toy line.

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"here's a gun, you deal, you'll be fiiiine" #monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole
OMG I *did* see that movie that year! #monsterdon

Why is there just a random barrel of gasoline?

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He-Man's sword is useless - he should just buy a laser gun. #monsterdon

"It's all right. It's all right. Don't worry. I have the riz of a rock. I will keep you safe."

#Monsterdon

i am so completely uninterested in the earth peoples' personal stakes in this movie lol

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honestly pretty sure they'd struggle against Barney Fife

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Gasoline barrel, probably some TNT there as well. #monsterdon

@LingLass Okay, fair. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Top tier damsel in distress, as far as the trope goes anyway.

@apLundell mine certainly didn't... #monsterdon

Dolph needs to spit out those marbles.

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Admit it, we’ve all wanted to take a sword to a chain link fence. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon no hugs - she's going to get chest oil on her clothes

SAVED! BY THE DOLPH! #monsterdon

@yatsu In fiction Proms always have a theme. This one is "Around the World" there's a banner and everything. Do real schools do that?
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Rocky?? #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

I feel like they more happened to run into He-Man then found him
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I do like the passage from the school _directly_ into the industrial district. #monsterdon

"i'm running away from these monsters.... where are your clothes?"

#monsterdon

Bleach, holy water, whatever's on hand works with beast man.

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I've seen the film before so bowed out of this one as reactions wouldn't have been authentically spontaneous.

Oh you lot are in for a treat. 😆

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That's right. Trust the mostly naked guy with his mullet and massive pecs. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"finiest warriors."

wow

mchale's navy can take care of this crew and the whole movie's on land

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When your device beeps faster it means the pace of the plot is picking up

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I love that you have all these weird alien monster guys and then Blade is just like "I like knives. :3"

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Blades, blades, blades, I would think you'd take better care of your cutlery, don't you know that cutting through metal with them like that will dull them?

#monsterdon

it's funny how the villain has a better swordhandling than He-Man
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@OldRustBucket Tri as he might he didn't make the cut. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@sean brb changing the soundtrack

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I feel the bad guys should be after Carl, not Julie #monsterdon

That stage was not up to code at all

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Karg is really over the top with the acting but I am here for it

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Yoda: how do you get so big eating food of this kind?

Wait. Wrong movie AGAIN. 😂
#mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon #ribs

THIS MOVIE BROUGHT TO YOU BY PEPSI. #monsterdon

Aww they threw bleach in the wookie's eyes. Man that little troll doll guy sure shots alot.
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Is that Paul Williams playing Karg? #monsterdon

Is that Courtney Cox?

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#Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987 Ammonia face mask! Good call, girl!

alright, points for being resourceful. girl knows how to get away from a bunch of mid-level henchmen. #monsterdon

Given the outfits and pronouncements you would think there would be much more BDSM subtext...disappointing.

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Back to the Future “Fantasy Under the Sea” vibes at this Fantasy event.

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Nice Pepsi ad, there.

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I'm gonna be charitable and assume Bigfoot just really needed the money for this role. #Monsterdon

Julie is one of the Delany sisters, isn't she?

#monsterdon

Sponsored by Pepsi

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Remember to drink your Pepsi and Mountain Dew. #monsterdon

They use a LOT of hair spray on Eternia. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon holy crap would a buff invincible dude with a sword come in handy right now

@JamesAkers they are not f r i e n d s
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I feel bad for Courtney having to run in that skirt. It looks tight! #Monsterdon

What? No Tri-klops? #monsterdon

Wow that looked like a spinal injury #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

I mean, I'd be afraid of evil chewy too.

#Monsterdon

@neia @CactuarJoe Well good news which was bad news, her outfit was so tight and uncomfortable it left her bruised after filming.
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they really needed richard o'brian for blades here

playing him as riff-raff of course

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we've taken over the cafeteria! #monsterdon

Whoa, not cool, Beast-Man #monsterdon

Masters of the Universe can't shoot a teen valley girl?!?! #monsterdon

is this gonna be their prom or something btw? why is there a mini eiffel tower in the middle of the room??? #monsterdon

They're jumping into our reality like they were just introduced by the DJ at a wedding reception. #monsterdon

Awww Baby Monica has freckles that makeup has tried to cover up

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It's true, all 80s high school lunchrooms were decorated like this all the time

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There's no need to Vogue your way out of the wormhole like that. #Monsterdon

@Louisa And twitching her eyes at all the incompetent and/or lazy men around her (all of them including Skeletor). #monsterdon

Carl, are you making your loud whooshing noises again? #Monsterdon

Karg sporting Charro hair. #monsterdon

The cosmic key does produce pretty ripping synths, I'd be excited too #Monsterdon

"carl? the rest of your band is here!"

#monsterdon

The Whitest Parents You Know

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i don't think that's Carl. #monsterdon

@Lazarou
With Kirstie Allie as Evil-Lyn
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon worst prom theme ever