No not that dude!!
#monsterdon

They'll go 88 mph and just warp back to Eternia #Monsterdon

I realize there's not a lot of actors that look like He-Man, but I'm not loving the casting on our title character.
#Monsterdon

runs on... neutrinos...

I just can't

#Monsterdon

It is a pink Christine, with Back to the Future sound effects. Did Mr. Stricklen bring the sound effects with him? #monsterdon

we couldn't afford having the gnome(?) in the first part of this scene #monsterdon

@riedlr She is his chattel #monsterdon

Oh wow, it's Grildo of Feener #monsterdon

#Monsterdon #landboat

there's always going to be resistance, you just have to get it in phase with inductance

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

A pink Cadillac that ruins on Neutrinos... The aliens from the old TMNT cartoon?
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

I ship Skeletor and Evil-Lyn #monsterdon

@athena_rising to be fair, I want a laser pistol and a sword. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon again with the japanese synthesizer comparisons

and put the flux capacitor in it??? #monsterdon

@riedlr I think everyone is his girlfriend

#Monsterdon

10.1 GIGAWATSS! #monsterdon

did Gwildor STEAL a CAR??? #monsterdon

Christine didn't do many cameos. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Teela's the group's designated snarker. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Why do the High Schools always get atracked in 80's movies?

Enter Christine. Thank god. #Monsterdon

@trixter@retro.pizza "Lately I've been getting into maces!"
Bembo backs away
#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon #QuestionableContent

What's this hand on shoulder. Is Julie his GF already?!? #monsterdon

Dolf Lundgren is just a big ol doof #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

can you imagine how many kids are stoked for their high school to be burning down?

#monsterdon

@liferstate He-Men are never interesting #monsterdon

This is the principal from Back to the Future!

#Monsterdon

I used to just hassle Marty McFly, but I switched careers to detective so I could hassle more teens

#Monsterdon

Back off, it's the DeLorean! Except pink.

#monsterdon

ACAB includes men-at-arms

#monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🌌 MASTERS OF THE TRIVIA 🌌

Look for PIGBOY character who hands Skeletor his staff when he returns from Earth. It's Richard Szponder who won a Mattel contest to be in the movie. He's in the credits too!

#MastersOfTheUniverse

that's one dirty police car
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon cop drags tom parison in his car, *carrying the mysterious device*, and drives off?

is that Mr. Strickland? #monsterdon

"Not as much as YOU apparently" elicited a ROFL from me.

#monsterdon

I saw @Taweret post they were having a conversation in a pile of garbage a few seconds before the scene hit and thought "how garbage-y could it be." It was absolutely FILTHY. Like they both need a tetanus shot now. #monsterdon

Okay I know you just saved me, but please don't pull me in close for a hug against your buttered skin and metal armor.
#monsterdon

TOP GUN: PARIS

#Monsterdon

school's wrecked, but no one is gonna question the guy with the weird musical instrument #monsterdon

Where do I know this bald detective from?

#Monsterdon

Cheap Donald Pleasence stand-in. #monsterdon

You look like a SLACKER! #Monsterdon

Kojak ain't gonna take no shit! #Monsterdon

Okay, I kind of like these two. They're reasonable Earth kids.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@futurebird after the shit she's just seen, she's probably pretty receptive. #monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

@JoeWynne I was thinking Back to the Future was one of the many movies this movie was stealing from.

#Monsterdon

Make a new cup of coffee, I've done the kept hot coffee and it's not worth it
#monsterdon

Oh that is the same actor who played Tom Paris in Voyager.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

OMG! THAT'S TOM PARIS!!!!! HE FOUND HIS WAY HOME!!!
#StarTrekVoyager #mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

Monica/Julie has strangely dilated pupils #Monsterdon

oh she's just CONVENIENTLY seen the cosmic key, y'know #monsterdon

@r343l Hot people have access to a special language that normals cannot understand #monsterdon

When I first saw "Welcome Seniors" I thought it meant, like, senior citizens. Then the context of it being a high school clicked. #Monsterdon

So nobody died

#monsterdon

This is some toxic realtionship
#monsterdon

This has some notes of Laserblast in it, I want some of Charles Band's stop motion aliens to show up. #Monsterdon

Is that Dennis Hopper
#monsterdon

That radio looks like a huge cell phone. They truly were beyond their time in the movie. #monsterdon

convenient police scanner! #monsterdon

Oh thank goodness they rescued the Rhodes from the damage in the gym!!! 😏

#monsterdon

Doesn’t He-Man look like he’d fit in fine with these “monsters”?

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

"he's in terrible danger, let's go."
this movie doesn't fuck around. (i think i'm in love)
#monsterdon

@brooke omg yes!

https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Holophonor

#Monsterdon

Half naked muscle man starts lore dumping on you and you're just like "ok this is fine... explain more" #monsterdon

Julie must back to her old fire and vandalism ways. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon we feel like the Sorceress is invoking some fancy chicken vibes with that headdress

"SHIT I forgot my Julie!"

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Ah, he's got a KPLOT Radio. #Monsterdon

Gwildor has found Chirstine.
#monsterdon

damn that radio thicccc
#monsterdon

Charlie has a seen some shit before, he thinks.

#Monsterdon

I really thought a He-Man movie would have fewer oil drums #Monsterdon

imagine going to Jerry's like "ah i don't know man, i think it's Japanese, opens a gate to eternia, so like, yamaha probably, right?"
#Monsterdon

I guess that’s it for his musical career.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

now the lights a Charlies music shop- on point

good vibes

#monsterdon #neon

"and this button right here summons monsters from another dimension"

#monsterdon

#monsterdon “You've been through a great deal, and at ABC Warehouse, you'll go through a lot more! Harder! Better sales, deeper discounts!”

aw yeah it's the guitar riff storrrre! (from smalls) #monsterdon

Okay, hitting one person with another person always gets a chuckle out of me. points

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"I've waited a long time for this!" he says with some weird Jersey accent, from the Jersey part of Eternia.

#Monsterdon

You ran into the arms of the blond guy with abs and you’re still scared?

Honestly, 100% reasonable #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Chekov's green metal barrel with the work "Gasoline" stenciled on it?

edit: Wow that Skullcrusher cocktail

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

I suppose if i was running away from four weird shooty stabby monsters and a greased up hunk with few clothes and a blonde mullet asked me what was wrong and then tried to scoop me up I too would...
...
...
nope. I would not.

I've softened a lot on Dolph since I was a teen (when I first saw this). I think he's a pretty interesting guy, but it's still remarkable how this movie is almost precisely the opposite of what he does well #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon meanwhile, back with Tom Paris at the music store

throwing the bad guy AT the bad guy? always a good strategy. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mysteriously Julie and He-Man can understand each other's speech. A thing I never questioned as a child but as an adult it is very stark in all scifi/fantasy media.

Hey! You took my sword! No fair! Is your name "Blade"? No. Your name isn't even related to edged weaponry. #Monsterdon

"You're safe do you understand?" Barely. Can you spit out the marbles. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"are you alright?"
uh... i don't know, hug me close a little longer, i think i might be okay in an hour or so...?
#monsterdon

her hair lost its bounce

#monsterdon

There's so much flesh on screen whenever Heman's around. #monsterdon

Do they serve Zima at Club Zero? :eyethink:

#monsterdon

Every time I see Karg I hear “here I go again on my own”. #Monsterdon

Blade, not sure that 10 minutes equals a long time to wait. #monsterdon

I hope Skeletor gets his money back from these mercenaries #monsterdon

"You're safe, do you understand?" from a sexy looking stranger is usually not something to believe outright. 😂

#monsterdon

Ooof gonna have to bow out of #Monsterdon tooting. My headache is getting worse, so scrolling and screens aren't helping. ☹️ Have fun the rest of the... checks time ... HOUR PLUS left? 😳

Throwing a guy at another guy! He-man took the Tavern Brawler feat. #Monsterdon