Okay I know you just saved me, but please don't pull me in close for a hug against your buttered skin and metal armor.
#monsterdon

TOP GUN: PARIS

#Monsterdon

school's wrecked, but no one is gonna question the guy with the weird musical instrument #monsterdon

Where do I know this bald detective from?

#Monsterdon

Cheap Donald Pleasence stand-in. #monsterdon

You look like a SLACKER! #Monsterdon

Kojak ain't gonna take no shit! #Monsterdon

Okay, I kind of like these two. They're reasonable Earth kids.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@futurebird after the shit she's just seen, she's probably pretty receptive. #monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

@JoeWynne I was thinking Back to the Future was one of the many movies this movie was stealing from.

#Monsterdon

Make a new cup of coffee, I've done the kept hot coffee and it's not worth it
#monsterdon

Oh that is the same actor who played Tom Paris in Voyager.

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OMG! THAT'S TOM PARIS!!!!! HE FOUND HIS WAY HOME!!!
#StarTrekVoyager #mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

Monica/Julie has strangely dilated pupils #Monsterdon

oh she's just CONVENIENTLY seen the cosmic key, y'know #monsterdon

@r343l Hot people have access to a special language that normals cannot understand #monsterdon

When I first saw "Welcome Seniors" I thought it meant, like, senior citizens. Then the context of it being a high school clicked. #Monsterdon

So nobody died

#monsterdon

This is some toxic realtionship
#monsterdon

This has some notes of Laserblast in it, I want some of Charles Band's stop motion aliens to show up. #Monsterdon

Is that Dennis Hopper
#monsterdon

That radio looks like a huge cell phone. They truly were beyond their time in the movie. #monsterdon

convenient police scanner! #monsterdon

Oh thank goodness they rescued the Rhodes from the damage in the gym!!! 😏

#monsterdon

Doesn’t He-Man look like he’d fit in fine with these “monsters”?

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

"he's in terrible danger, let's go."
this movie doesn't fuck around. (i think i'm in love)
#monsterdon

@brooke omg yes!

https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Holophonor

#Monsterdon

Half naked muscle man starts lore dumping on you and you're just like "ok this is fine... explain more" #monsterdon

Julie must back to her old fire and vandalism ways. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon we feel like the Sorceress is invoking some fancy chicken vibes with that headdress

"SHIT I forgot my Julie!"

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Ah, he's got a KPLOT Radio. #Monsterdon

Gwildor has found Chirstine.
#monsterdon

damn that radio thicccc
#monsterdon

Charlie has a seen some shit before, he thinks.

#Monsterdon

I really thought a He-Man movie would have fewer oil drums #Monsterdon

imagine going to Jerry's like "ah i don't know man, i think it's Japanese, opens a gate to eternia, so like, yamaha probably, right?"
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I guess that’s it for his musical career.

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now the lights a Charlies music shop- on point

good vibes

#monsterdon #neon

"and this button right here summons monsters from another dimension"

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#monsterdon “You've been through a great deal, and at ABC Warehouse, you'll go through a lot more! Harder! Better sales, deeper discounts!”

aw yeah it's the guitar riff storrrre! (from smalls) #monsterdon

Okay, hitting one person with another person always gets a chuckle out of me. points

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"I've waited a long time for this!" he says with some weird Jersey accent, from the Jersey part of Eternia.

#Monsterdon

You ran into the arms of the blond guy with abs and you’re still scared?

Honestly, 100% reasonable #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Chekov's green metal barrel with the work "Gasoline" stenciled on it?

edit: Wow that Skullcrusher cocktail

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I suppose if i was running away from four weird shooty stabby monsters and a greased up hunk with few clothes and a blonde mullet asked me what was wrong and then tried to scoop me up I too would...
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nope. I would not.

I've softened a lot on Dolph since I was a teen (when I first saw this). I think he's a pretty interesting guy, but it's still remarkable how this movie is almost precisely the opposite of what he does well #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon meanwhile, back with Tom Paris at the music store

throwing the bad guy AT the bad guy? always a good strategy. #monsterdon

Hey! You took my sword! No fair! Is your name "Blade"? No. Your name isn't even related to edged weaponry. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Mysteriously Julie and He-Man can understand each other's speech. A thing I never questioned as a child but as an adult it is very stark in all scifi/fantasy media.

Wow, that elite quartet folded like a wet napkin. #monsterdon

"You're safe do you understand?" Barely. Can you spit out the marbles. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"are you alright?"
uh... i don't know, hug me close a little longer, i think i might be okay in an hour or so...?
#monsterdon

There's so much flesh on screen whenever Heman's around. #monsterdon

her hair lost its bounce

#monsterdon

Do they serve Zima at Club Zero? :eyethink:

#monsterdon

Every time I see Karg I hear “here I go again on my own”. #Monsterdon

Blade, not sure that 10 minutes equals a long time to wait. #monsterdon

I hope Skeletor gets his money back from these mercenaries #monsterdon

"You're safe, do you understand?" from a sexy looking stranger is usually not something to believe outright. 😂

#monsterdon

Ooof gonna have to bow out of #Monsterdon tooting. My headache is getting worse, so scrolling and screens aren't helping. ☹️ Have fun the rest of the... checks time ... HOUR PLUS left? 😳

Throwing a guy at another guy! He-man took the Tavern Brawler feat. #Monsterdon

Wait - Karg has the random valley girl and then tosses her in Xmas ornaments? #monsterdon

I assume a guy named Blade is better than your average red shirt with edged weapons

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

i am genuinely loving all the costumes and practical makeup effects tho

#monsterdon

What? Monica / Julie can shoot a blaster, now?

#Monsterdon

Really that monster should have been wearing a halloween mask and providing metacommentary.

#Monsterdon

When do the Power Rangers show up?

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse #⚔️

the way you can tell a fight is intense is when the camera can't figure out what to point at

#monsterdon

Oh He-man just clocked Beastman with the sword hilt. So that's something useful #Monsterdon

"I waited a long time to fight a guy who also loves swords!"

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

What is with 80s sci-fi and having lasers AND swords? #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

I bet that eye patch is because Blade put is own eye out. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#monsterdon That shock trooper shot He-Man's hair! YOU BASTARD!

Aw, now He-Man's toting an energy rifle. Way off brand #monsterdon

Ngl, I really like the drawn-in laser effects. #Monsterdon

@maple same TBH

#Monsterdon

"aaaaaaaanDY! ANDY! Gimmie mah bullet!"

"Aw, you don't need a bullet for these guys, Barn."

"Yeah, I guess you're right"

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

I'm really glad I never got to go to prom
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon dude Courtney just aced snake mans

Laser fight at the empty crate and gasoline warehouse

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Why is everything on fire now??? I looked away to read all the #Monsterdon toots

Why did one of those guns sound like a fart?

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

#monsterdon Very good of them to spare the Fender Twin and the Rhodes (Promotional Consideration by) That Peavey and the van speakers sure got shot to shit though ;_;

HeMan, a mostly naked strange man, is just carrying her away?
#Monsterdon

Beastman’s one weakness… elbowing him in the ribs #mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

@CactuarJoe@retro.pizza He-Man's sweat is an acute anti-anxiety treatment. Unfortunately, the FDA forced Mattel to withdraw that aspect from their toy line.

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

"here's a gun, you deal, you'll be fiiiine" #monsterdon

@ColesStreetPothole
OMG I *did* see that movie that year! #monsterdon

Why is there just a random barrel of gasoline?

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

He-Man's sword is useless - he should just buy a laser gun. #monsterdon

"It's all right. It's all right. Don't worry. I have the riz of a rock. I will keep you safe."

#Monsterdon

i am so completely uninterested in the earth peoples' personal stakes in this movie lol

#monsterdon

honestly pretty sure they'd struggle against Barney Fife

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@LingLass Okay, fair. #Monsterdon

Gasoline barrel, probably some TNT there as well. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Top tier damsel in distress, as far as the trope goes anyway.