With a technology that remotely destroys microwave ovens I too could Master The Universe.

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Nice Burger King placement there

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This is, literally, the silliest thing that I've ever witnessed.

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and that’s why we don’t put lightbulbs in the microwave kids #Monsterdon

Wonder how much Burger King paid for that. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

I found it in a Borg cube. #monsterdon

does the microwave run on neutrinos now

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PRODUCT PLACEMENT!

Old ass burger king cup!

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Prod placement - finally! #monsterdon

Oh I guess the writer didn't like that joke.

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"They're jamming the signal"

It's like nothing we've ever seen before!

@Zerofactorial Just shoving the entire bucket in there 😭

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RIP expanding throat Sleestak dude!
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@flowerpot @astroPug I know, they should have just made an MTV video and left it there.

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Leaky microwave saves the day again!

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I just... I mean, they talked Frank Langella into doing this. It may be his greatest role.
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@Configures we're learning a bit of Science! #monsterdon

"You wanna see what that thing does, just press the largest, most prominent button on the whole device." #Monsterdon

lol the wifi scanner is jammed!#monsterdon

Not the chicken! Not the microwave! #monsterdon

The baddies got one thing right - microwaving fried chicken is unforgivable #monsterdon

Must've been a GE microwave #Monsterdon

It's funny that they tried to cast different heights and shapes of people, when there's only one male and one female body type in He-Man, just get bodybuilders and music video models

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#Monsterdon Commander Stinger and Principal Strickland sighted. Tom Paris, if you don't come clean he'll have you flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong.
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My Instrument huehuehuehuehuehue #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

I need one of those. replay some bullshit. 😂

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Bastard cop wants to pull a civil forfeiture on Tom Paris #Monsterdon

scanner: actually your boy is lying, he was beaten by a lone himbo and also Courtney Cox

Mumra: wtf Narc

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@astroPug Meh. Like the alien characters are fun but the regular human story part are s l o w and b o r i n g
(It's not the best selection.)
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ENGAGE THE TUNING FORKS. #monsterdon

Script: "So He-Man's free?" Five random monsters react.

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@socketwench TBH everyone seems to be having fun. #monsterdon

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Either Kevin is very tall or that kitchen is very low

#Monsterdon "a real stone-cold killer would've asked -- what does the little red button do"

#Monsterdon Currently trying to convince my husband who does the sewing in the house that we should make mother and daughter Evil-Lyn costumes for me and the kiddo.

I do have scanner envy

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Everybody loves the pushing the synth keys! #Monsterdon

Evil Lyn's scanner is also an immersion blender #monsterdon

Two many darths, you dilute the brand! #monsterdon

is that an intergalactic fan boat? #monsterdon

Pink force lightening! I like it #Monsterdon

We will amass our troops under the neon PIZZA sign.

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Everyone in this movie has a great scanner.
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I have #Monsterdon FOMO again. Ah.

@wohali Well it was the 80s so probably cocaine, mushrooms, or ecstacy.

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Margarita blender to the rescue! #monsterdon

James Tolkan wearing a power tie that is simply majestic #Monsterdon

house is for sale, but fridge is stocked. #monsterdon

I hope the cop shoots himself into another dimension. #Monsterdon

oh no- he is gonna do another synth demo!

I dunno if the house can survive this!

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@socketwench Still hoping for more cow

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Missing it unexpectedly. Keep up the good work!

Do you still have that thing we found? Did you get that thing I sent ya? #monsterdon

“I love you… and I might have cheated on you with Thor or something.”

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Me: Oh a real actor is in this.
Husband: I'll have you know Dolph is RIGHT THERE!
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sad that skeletor zapped the lizard dude instead of hair boy

#Monsterdon says acab -- tom paris knows not to narc on julie

"Not so fast, kid, I'm scheduled to die tragically here in a couple minutes." #Monsterdon

Wait. Someone brought a gun to a sword fight. They were also reading the wrong script.

#IndianaJones #mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

instinctively knows not to let the cops in on the plot, smart man. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Sorceress is sad because she loves all life even Skeletor's mercenary.

Oh he found the pitch bend! bwahahah.

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Dave's not here, man.
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He-Man: “It’s this large and has lights on it.”

Julie: I know exactly what you’re talking about.

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Is Marty McFly in the house? #monsterdon

@SRLevine The best thing about this movie is that Robert McNeil is less boring than he was as Tom Paris.

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Beastman is a bootlicker.
Heh Evillyn nominated herself for the invasion party by opening her mouth.
Skeletor might be a bad boss. Or just an 80s CEO.
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#Monsterdon Seriousky Evil-Lyn is 100 times over better than Skeletor and she's stuck being his emotional support.

I just.... The prosthetics the costumes the variety. I love it. There's so much going on. I'm not ready for any scene change. 😂
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Raus! RAUS!

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@jsadow Oh, burn...

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Finally! A sword fight!
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I don't think they were all aware of the penalty for failure, otherwise why would they come back? #monsterdon

oh my bones skeletor just aced snake mans #Monsterdon

Please, forgive Spot! #Monsterdon

And there goes the second best character in the film.

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🌌 MASTERS OF THE TRIVIA 🌌

Did you see Saurod's throat expand? Pons Maar, inside, could blow into a tube that ran from his mouth to his costume's throat.

We need to show the Dracula where Frank Langella plays Dracula. #monsterdon

I'm having a hard time figuring out which bits of the Greyskull set are physical and which are matte paintings. #Monsterdon

oop, mercs failed. they got _nothin'_. they uh...tried? #monsterdon

Make-up department breathes sigh of relief! #monsterdon

#monsterdon To break he-man you'll need a better sex toy than that staff bub… Something diesel powered, at least a V8…

i wish the lizard guy wasn't wearing that helmet, a complete lizard head to that quality of his face bits would be pretty cool

and now he's dead. fuck.

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Seems like #monsterdon is actually better than the #superbowl

I would like to see more sexual tension between Skeletor and Evil-Lyn. It's highly implied in the cartoon, but they aren't even leaning into it here.

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Oh no, proto-Predator is gone! How will we go on with the film now :thounking:

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#Monsterdon oh god I thought Skeletor was looking at an orb. It was HER HEAD!

Is this meant to be a sexy scene with his hands on her neck? Because I'm getting some BDSM vibes form that particular placement...

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I think it's that his lips never touch is what's bothering me the most #monsterdon

Skeletor and Evillyn have an unusual relationship.
These bounty hunters as so incompetent.
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Feeling one of these failed assassins is getting the chop....

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Karg's cod piece WHOA!! #monsterdon

By comparison, the special effects and stunts in the #PowerRangers were pretty good.
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Evil Lyn's skull cap is some Serious Bling. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@moira that EE joke is under fucking rated. Nicely done.

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“The creatures were after you for a reason”

Um, I saw those creatures and honestly I’m not sure they needed more reason than “Ooh, new room with no blade damage yet!” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon So amazing actors in this film even if this is not their best performances.

The regular people in this movie are kind of dull. I'm ok if they die. I'm actually hoping for it.
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Find a girl who looks at you the way Courtney looks at He-Man

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