Pink force lightening! I like it #Monsterdon

We will amass our troops under the neon PIZZA sign.

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Everyone in this movie has a great scanner.
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I have #Monsterdon FOMO again. Ah.

@wohali Well it was the 80s so probably cocaine, mushrooms, or ecstacy.

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Margarita blender to the rescue! #monsterdon

James Tolkan wearing a power tie that is simply majestic #Monsterdon

house is for sale, but fridge is stocked. #monsterdon

I hope the cop shoots himself into another dimension. #Monsterdon

oh no- he is gonna do another synth demo!

I dunno if the house can survive this!

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@socketwench Still hoping for more cow

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Missing it unexpectedly. Keep up the good work!

Do you still have that thing we found? Did you get that thing I sent ya? #monsterdon

“I love you… and I might have cheated on you with Thor or something.”

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Me: Oh a real actor is in this.
Husband: I'll have you know Dolph is RIGHT THERE!
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sad that skeletor zapped the lizard dude instead of hair boy

#Monsterdon says acab -- tom paris knows not to narc on julie

"Not so fast, kid, I'm scheduled to die tragically here in a couple minutes." #Monsterdon

Wait. Someone brought a gun to a sword fight. They were also reading the wrong script.

#IndianaJones #mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

instinctively knows not to let the cops in on the plot, smart man. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon The Sorceress is sad because she loves all life even Skeletor's mercenary.

Oh he found the pitch bend! bwahahah.

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Dave's not here, man.
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He-Man: “It’s this large and has lights on it.”

Julie: I know exactly what you’re talking about.

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Is Marty McFly in the house? #monsterdon

@SRLevine The best thing about this movie is that Robert McNeil is less boring than he was as Tom Paris.

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This film has an odd provenance

a toy -> a cartoon -> a movie

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Beastman is a bootlicker.
Heh Evillyn nominated herself for the invasion party by opening her mouth.
Skeletor might be a bad boss. Or just an 80s CEO.
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Hey that guy sounds just like Count Dooku.

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#Monsterdon Seriousky Evil-Lyn is 100 times over better than Skeletor and she's stuck being his emotional support.

I just.... The prosthetics the costumes the variety. I love it. There's so much going on. I'm not ready for any scene change. 😂
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Raus! RAUS!

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@jsadow Oh, burn...

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Finally! A sword fight!
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I don't think they were all aware of the penalty for failure, otherwise why would they come back? #monsterdon

oh my bones skeletor just aced snake mans #Monsterdon

Please, forgive Spot! #Monsterdon

And there goes the second best character in the film.

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Skeletor is one of *those* kinds of managers #monsterdon

We need to show the Dracula where Frank Langella plays Dracula. #monsterdon

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Did you see Saurod's throat expand? Pons Maar, inside, could blow into a tube that ran from his mouth to his costume's throat.

I'm having a hard time figuring out which bits of the Greyskull set are physical and which are matte paintings. #Monsterdon

oop, mercs failed. they got _nothin'_. they uh...tried? #monsterdon

Make-up department breathes sigh of relief! #monsterdon

#monsterdon To break he-man you'll need a better sex toy than that staff bub… Something diesel powered, at least a V8…

i wish the lizard guy wasn't wearing that helmet, a complete lizard head to that quality of his face bits would be pretty cool

and now he's dead. fuck.

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Seems like #monsterdon is actually better than the #superbowl

I would like to see more sexual tension between Skeletor and Evil-Lyn. It's highly implied in the cartoon, but they aren't even leaning into it here.

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Oh no, proto-Predator is gone! How will we go on with the film now :thounking:

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#Monsterdon oh god I thought Skeletor was looking at an orb. It was HER HEAD!

Is this meant to be a sexy scene with his hands on her neck? Because I'm getting some BDSM vibes form that particular placement...

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I think it's that his lips never touch is what's bothering me the most #monsterdon

Skeletor and Evillyn have an unusual relationship.
These bounty hunters as so incompetent.
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Feeling one of these failed assassins is getting the chop....

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Karg's cod piece WHOA!! #monsterdon

"The people wait for He-man. They yearn for his beefiness." #Monsterdon

By comparison, the special effects and stunts in the #PowerRangers were pretty good.
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Evil Lyn's skull cap is some Serious Bling. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@moira that EE joke is under fucking rated. Nicely done.

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“The creatures were after you for a reason”

Um, I saw those creatures and honestly I’m not sure they needed more reason than “Ooh, new room with no blade damage yet!” #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon So amazing actors in this film even if this is not their best performances.

The regular people in this movie are kind of dull. I'm ok if they die. I'm actually hoping for it.
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Find a girl who looks at you the way Courtney looks at He-Man

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They'll go 88 mph and just warp back to Eternia #Monsterdon

I realize there's not a lot of actors that look like He-Man, but I'm not loving the casting on our title character.
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No not that dude!!
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runs on... neutrinos...

I just can't

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It is a pink Christine, with Back to the Future sound effects. Did Mr. Stricklen bring the sound effects with him? #monsterdon

we couldn't afford having the gnome(?) in the first part of this scene #monsterdon

@riedlr She is his chattel #monsterdon

Oh wow, it's Grildo of Feener #monsterdon

there's always going to be resistance, you just have to get it in phase with inductance

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#Monsterdon #landboat

A pink Cadillac that ruins on Neutrinos... The aliens from the old TMNT cartoon?
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I ship Skeletor and Evil-Lyn #monsterdon

@athena_rising to be fair, I want a laser pistol and a sword. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon again with the japanese synthesizer comparisons

and put the flux capacitor in it??? #monsterdon

@riedlr I think everyone is his girlfriend

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10.1 GIGAWATSS! #monsterdon

did Gwildor STEAL a CAR??? #monsterdon

Christine didn't do many cameos. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Teela's the group's designated snarker. #Monsterdon

#monsterdon Why do the High Schools always get atracked in 80's movies?

Enter Christine. Thank god. #Monsterdon

@trixter@retro.pizza "Lately I've been getting into maces!"
Bembo backs away
#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon #QuestionableContent

What's this hand on shoulder. Is Julie his GF already?!? #monsterdon

Dolf Lundgren is just a big ol doof #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

can you imagine how many kids are stoked for their high school to be burning down?

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@liferstate He-Men are never interesting #monsterdon

This is the principal from Back to the Future!

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I used to just hassle Marty McFly, but I switched careers to detective so I could hassle more teens

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Back off, it's the DeLorean! Except pink.

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ACAB includes men-at-arms

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Look for PIGBOY character who hands Skeletor his staff when he returns from Earth. It's Richard Szponder who won a Mattel contest to be in the movie. He's in the credits too!

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that's one dirty police car
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#Monsterdon cop drags tom parison in his car, *carrying the mysterious device*, and drives off?

is that Mr. Strickland? #monsterdon

"Not as much as YOU apparently" elicited a ROFL from me.

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I saw @Taweret post they were having a conversation in a pile of garbage a few seconds before the scene hit and thought "how garbage-y could it be." It was absolutely FILTHY. Like they both need a tetanus shot now. #monsterdon