What did those musical instruments ever do to you? :( #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

"a master songmaker"
sorry, all you've got is Tom Paris doing his best "hip person" impersonation. we are all doomed. #monsterdon

Those poor brakes can't handle neutrino power

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

I don't know, the Angry Video Game Nerd seems pretty chilled out here. #monsterdon

Body armor: good for plate glass, though not for lasers

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

I need a second opinion: in order to check off "Armor: Sexy but Ineffective" on the bingo card, is it necessary to actually see the armor being ineffective, or is it enough that it would be ineffective if anyone in the movie could actually hit a target

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🌌 MASTERS OF THE TRIVIA 🌌

But all was not well for Pons Maar in the Saurod costume. He could not sit down and had to lean against a special board with a hole cut out for his tail.

He liked Frank Langella who would come by and hang out with him.

#MastersOfTheUniverse

"I'd give all the chalconnite in Frabilian"

That's some pretty poor technobabble even for a B-flick. Heh.

#monsterdon

Ooooh! Invasion of the Body Snatchers would be a good #Monsterdon film! But which version?

Of course they can read English and know what a newspaper obituary is.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

If all the characters had butt plugs they might be a little more lively.

#Monsterdon

hurr hurr hurr the people in the movie just said it is like a movie, this is what you call SCREEENWRITING

#monsterdon

@neia It did seem unlikely they wouldn't need the collar ever again. Maybe they've never had to fill out expense reports. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

He-man eschews his Sword... AGAIN! #monsterdon

those poor, poor amplifiers

they didn't deserve this

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

everyone is talking the presence of all these monsters pretty well I have to say

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Finally Teela (sp?) is bad ass! Yes! Even if she too is a cop.

showdown! at the music store! #monsterdon

Chekov's plate glass window.

#monsterdon

I always put my takeout garbage in my sink.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

Every time they say Carg's name I think of Cargill #monsterdon

@trixter EXCELLENT. Glisten. Very well done.

#monsterdon

finally someone kicked that detective and took his 70s gun 🤣
#Monsterdon

...Is Kojak joining the main cast? #Monsterdon

God, he looks and sounds SO much like Matt Walsh #monsterdon

@RufusJCooter Yeah I guess that doesn't seem all that unusual

#Monsterdon

.61 chromons - LOVE the precision! #monsterdon

I non-ironically love all these weird ass props

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon *fabulous*

I believe you've been looking for... THESE?

#monsterdon

This movie's like condensed proto-90's TV in beef broth. #Monsterdon

Microwave jamming. 😆

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

Bald cop guy has Bezos energy #monsterdon

let's go to the mall! #monsterdon

Tom Paris is having none of this.

#Monsterdon

What's going on is your holodeck program. Harry's, Seven's, AND Chakotay's programs all got messed up, you bonked your head, Tom, and lost your memories.

#monsterdon

Tom Paris remains the only remaining non-Grildopilled character in the film. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Kinda wonder what would happen to the transport if it inhaled a pigeon, or a squirrel. It'd be hilarious if some curious woodland creature with sharp incisors decided to just chow down on something important.

you can't just point at a short person with a beard and say, "What the hell is that?" Even a person with pointy ears and gills is still recognizeably definitely a person. #Monsterdon

OUR QUEEN #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

@diazona I mean, yes, but no?

Like, I didn't have Dolph Lundgren hugs Courtney Cox on my bingo card?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon i kinda wanna watch Friends. or Voyager.

Why did they leave the collar on Tom?

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse(1987)

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

So Evil Lyn just has servants who carry mid-to-large props so they can hand them to her at the appropriate time, and take them back when she's done with them?

E.T. wore it better.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse #⚔️

This movie has a weird BDSM... leprechaun vibe. #monsterdon

Oh right, it's a PG movie #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I had totally forgot the actor who plays Tom Paris (& Wesley Crusher's bad squad leader at Starfleet Academy) was in this movie. That is like when I realized Brandon from The Goonies is also Thanos.

"What the hell is that?"

What the hell, indeed, Kevin.

#monsterdon

I remember.. The Alamo. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon ok not a criticism this time but i genuinely love that the microwave was enough to interfere with their little device

They really didn't see them taking off? really?

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Kevin! Did he get left home alone... again?! #monsterdon

@Taweret there are only a certain number of lines a bodybuilder can phonetically memorise right so they probably just trot him out when they decide they need some more Male Presenting Nipples #Monsterdon

MY CHAIR!

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

look, it's a Cadillac, but we had to make it...spacier #monsterdon

Oh no, Julie, your friends shot my chair!

#monsterdon

man, I hate when they trash a music venue
#monsterdon

@riedlr Somebody just happens to be a crack pilot

#Monsterdon

Wait. When did they send that whole transport ship through the gate thingy?

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🌌 MASTERS OF THE TRIVIA 🌌

Gotta feel sorry for Tony Carroll who is inside the Beastman costume. Those teeth were so large he couldn't close his mouth. His drool would pool in his chin piece. 😬 🤤

#MastersOfTheUniverse

Tubi is a real asshole for this... how's the #monsterdon film?

@CactuarJoe for hygienic reasons, probably #monsterdon

Rick and Morty cribbed very heavily from this movie specifically huh

#Monsterdon

I guess those submission collars are considered disposables #monsterdon

That isn't blood on Tom's face. He struggles with the Burger King ketchup packets. #monsterdon

Is Tom Paris going to have to do battle now to entertain the Gamesters? #Monsterdon

So they're just leaving Tom Paris in the mind control collar? Won't Evil-lyn need it later? #Monsterdon

They forgot their collar #monsterdon

If you can track the key from the air, couldn't you have done that first and skipped giving Tom Paris sexual trauma? #monsterdon

"Prepare the transport immediately." and, here, hold my holographic cake stand.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse(1987)

They forgot the truth collar

#MastersOfTheUniverse
#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow SKI-DAP BUD-UP BUTT-HOLE

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

out here looking for my own Evil-lyn to do that

#monsterdon

"We should be able to track the key from the air." so.... why are you hangign out with Paris?!?! #monsterdon

Is that Strickland??!?!?! #BacktotheFuture
#mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter I choose to believe she has a variety of silver grey leotards of with various patterns and that's her everyday wear. #monsterdon

RIP Julia's house, the new owners are not gonna be pleased #Monsterdon

So, was this the inspiration for "The Adventures of Captain Proton"?

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

So far from The Scarlet Letter #Monsterdon

"Where is it?" HYCYB? #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

The way they're acting you'd think they were the police carrying out a search warrant.

#Monsterdon

Good thing the evils have a Polaroid!

#monsterdon

That's a big "IF"....
#Monsterdon

@RufusJCooter Par for the course in #Monsterdon though

@SordidAmok Why not?

#Monsterdon

"Just say yes or no, do you still have our butt plug?"
#monsterdon

Omg that is not how garbage disposal works

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Funky key thingy is probably better in Skeletor's hands than with the bastard cop the universe would probably be safer #Monsterdon

@srol felony Interacting With Cops

#monsterdon

Why doesn't she use her margarita blender scanner to find out what happened?!? #monsterdon

Evil-Lyn came straight from her aerobics class and just threw her to-go armor on over her leotard #Monsterdon

Off brand Vader helmets

#Monsterdon

Masters of the Universe, brought to you by Burger King.

#Monsterdon

not the face NOT THE FACE

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

What's Tom Paris under investigation for again? Showing Concern At Crime Scene? #monsterdon

I have a sudden craving for Burger King. #monsterdon

Just put the leftover fast food in the sink I guess? #Monsterdon

Microwave explodes, @starkraving666 says "He it's just like that time I was microwaving foil"

Me: "I WAS JUST THINKING THAT.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987