"What the hell is that?"

What the hell, indeed, Kevin.

#monsterdon

I remember.. The Alamo. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

They really didn't see them taking off? really?

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon ok not a criticism this time but i genuinely love that the microwave was enough to interfere with their little device

Kevin! Did he get left home alone... again?! #monsterdon

@Taweret there are only a certain number of lines a bodybuilder can phonetically memorise right so they probably just trot him out when they decide they need some more Male Presenting Nipples #Monsterdon

MY CHAIR!

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

look, it's a Cadillac, but we had to make it...spacier #monsterdon

Oh no, Julie, your friends shot my chair!

#monsterdon

man, I hate when they trash a music venue
#monsterdon

@riedlr Somebody just happens to be a crack pilot

#Monsterdon

Wait. When did they send that whole transport ship through the gate thingy?

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🌌 MASTERS OF THE TRIVIA 🌌

Gotta feel sorry for Tony Carroll who is inside the Beastman costume. Those teeth were so large he couldn't close his mouth. His drool would pool in his chin piece. 😬 🤤

#MastersOfTheUniverse

Tubi is a real asshole for this... how's the #monsterdon film?

@CactuarJoe for hygienic reasons, probably #monsterdon

I guess those submission collars are considered disposables #monsterdon

Rick and Morty cribbed very heavily from this movie specifically huh

#Monsterdon

That isn't blood on Tom's face. He struggles with the Burger King ketchup packets. #monsterdon

Is Tom Paris going to have to do battle now to entertain the Gamesters? #Monsterdon

They forgot their collar #monsterdon

So they're just leaving Tom Paris in the mind control collar? Won't Evil-lyn need it later? #Monsterdon

If you can track the key from the air, couldn't you have done that first and skipped giving Tom Paris sexual trauma? #monsterdon

what, you're not gonna take your neat mind collar back? #monsterdon

"Prepare the transport immediately." and, here, hold my holographic cake stand.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse(1987)

They forgot the truth collar

#MastersOfTheUniverse
#Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow SKI-DAP BUD-UP BUTT-HOLE

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

out here looking for my own Evil-lyn to do that

#monsterdon

"We should be able to track the key from the air." so.... why are you hangign out with Paris?!?! #monsterdon

Is that Strickland??!?!?! #BacktotheFuture
#mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

@Violinknitter I choose to believe she has a variety of silver grey leotards of with various patterns and that's her everyday wear. #monsterdon

RIP Julia's house, the new owners are not gonna be pleased #Monsterdon

So, was this the inspiration for "The Adventures of Captain Proton"?

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

So far from The Scarlet Letter #Monsterdon

"Where is it?" HYCYB? #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

The way they're acting you'd think they were the police carrying out a search warrant.

#Monsterdon

Good thing the evils have a Polaroid!

#monsterdon

That's a big "IF"....
#Monsterdon

@RufusJCooter Par for the course in #Monsterdon though

@SordidAmok Why not?

#Monsterdon

Evil-Lyn can collar me too!
#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon of course she has a collar

"Just say yes or no, do you still have our butt plug?"
#monsterdon

Omg that is not how garbage disposal works

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Funky key thingy is probably better in Skeletor's hands than with the bastard cop the universe would probably be safer #Monsterdon

@srol felony Interacting With Cops

#monsterdon

Why doesn't she use her margarita blender scanner to find out what happened?!? #monsterdon

Evil-Lyn came straight from her aerobics class and just threw her to-go armor on over her leotard #Monsterdon

Off brand Vader helmets

#Monsterdon

Masters of the Universe, brought to you by Burger King.

#Monsterdon

not the face NOT THE FACE

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

What's Tom Paris under investigation for again? Showing Concern At Crime Scene? #monsterdon

I have a sudden craving for Burger King. #monsterdon

Just put the leftover fast food in the sink I guess? #Monsterdon

Hey, don't let the pigs steal your Moog!
#Monsterdon

Microwave explodes, @starkraving666 says "He it's just like that time I was microwaving foil"

Me: "I WAS JUST THINKING THAT.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

With a technology that remotely destroys microwave ovens I too could Master The Universe.

#MastersOfTheUniverse
#Monsterdon

Nice Burger King placement there

#monsterdon

This is, literally, the silliest thing that I've ever witnessed.

#monsterdon

and that’s why we don’t put lightbulbs in the microwave kids #Monsterdon

Wonder how much Burger King paid for that. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

I found it in a Borg cube. #monsterdon

does the microwave run on neutrinos now

#monsterdon

PRODUCT PLACEMENT!

Old ass burger king cup!

#Monsterdon

Prod placement - finally! #monsterdon

Oh I guess the writer didn't like that joke.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse
"They're jamming the signal"

It's like nothing we've ever seen before!

@Zerofactorial Just shoving the entire bucket in there 😭

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

RIP expanding throat Sleestak dude!
#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@flowerpot @astroPug I know, they should have just made an MTV video and left it there.

#Monsterdon

Most players agree, Destroy Microwave just doesn't come up enough to be worth a fourth-level spell slot #monsterdon

I just... I mean, they talked Frank Langella into doing this. It may be his greatest role.
#monsterdon

Leaky microwave saves the day again!

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@Configures we're learning a bit of Science! #monsterdon

If only it was so easy to do clean energy vehicle conversions.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

"You wanna see what that thing does, just press the largest, most prominent button on the whole device." #Monsterdon

lol the wifi scanner is jammed!#monsterdon

Not the chicken! Not the microwave! #monsterdon

People should wear more capes...especially at work

Think how impressive meetings would be

#monsterdon

The baddies got one thing right - microwaving fried chicken is unforgivable #monsterdon

Yes Evil-Lyn! If they’re jamming the signal, then locate the source of the jamming and destroy it! Obviously! #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse

Must've been a GE microwave #Monsterdon

It's funny that they tried to cast different heights and shapes of people, when there's only one male and one female body type in He-Man, just get bodybuilders and music video models

#Monsterdon

My Instrument huehuehuehuehuehue #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

#Monsterdon Commander Stinger and Principal Strickland sighted. Tom Paris, if you don't come clean he'll have you flying a cargo plane full of rubber dogshit out of Hong Kong.
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I need one of those. replay some bullshit. 😂

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Bastard cop wants to pull a civil forfeiture on Tom Paris #Monsterdon

scanner: actually your boy is lying, he was beaten by a lone himbo and also Courtney Cox

Mumra: wtf Narc

#Monsterdon

@astroPug Meh. Like the alien characters are fun but the regular human story part are s l o w and b o r i n g
(It's not the best selection.)
#Monsterdon

ENGAGE THE TUNING FORKS. #monsterdon

Script: "So He-Man's free?" Five random monsters react.

#Monsterdon

@socketwench TBH everyone seems to be having fun. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

Either Kevin is very tall or that kitchen is very low

#Monsterdon "a real stone-cold killer would've asked -- what does the little red button do"

#Monsterdon Currently trying to convince my husband who does the sewing in the house that we should make mother and daughter Evil-Lyn costumes for me and the kiddo.

I do have scanner envy

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Everybody loves the pushing the synth keys! #Monsterdon

Evil Lyn's scanner is also an immersion blender #monsterdon

is that an intergalactic fan boat? #monsterdon

Two many darths, you dilute the brand! #monsterdon