The key McGuffin is simultaneously boring and annoying #monsterdon

oh okay what is THIS PLOT TWIST now

#monsterdon

And... roll credits! #monsterdon

I get Kevin’s reaction.

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Momma... Momma is that you? #monsterdon

boyfriend struggles with gun, hairy guy is trying to calculate the exact tone of the universe, nope, i'm out. bye bye. #monsterdon

Very important, very secret work!!!!!

uh. yeah. sure.

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon that's not your dead mother! that's evil-lynn!!!!!!

When you gotta properly kick ass you gotta get a Woman to do it #Monsterdon

"You're goin' to jail!"

So what, he already did sixty days in the brig, he'll be fine. #Monsterdon

"...woman at arms" that's SCREENWRITING, BABY #monsterdon

Dead parents?!? #monsterdon

"Woman-at-Arms!"

#Monsterdon

Any moment now Gwildor's gonna start playing Chopsticks #Monsterdon

Uhh, it's skeletor carnival night parade!
#monsterdon

Ya slacker!!!

#monsterdon

“The universe is music”

😌

#Monsterdon

"the universe is music" Someone who wrote the screenplay just read Godel Escher Bach didn't they?

#Monsterdon

"What're you looking at, shorty?"

angry key smash

#monsterdon

A musician hurt the person that wrote this scene

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Beastman just gave a formal bow with hand nonsense... I kinda like erudite Beastman.
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@ramsey not a bad idea. In the early '00s one of my college roommates had an (already antique) microwave that would keep running if you opened the door mid-cycle.

@paco #Monsterdon

"this is for real"
yeah, this is reality, greg.
#monsterdon

"Sounded like you needed a woman's touch out here" [pow pow pow]

okay I like her quite a bit now

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Gwildor loves free jazz

#mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

I wonder how many nice amps and guitars were harmed in the making of this movie? Not to mention the keyboards.

#Monsterdon

A fight in a music store? There's too much sax and violins in this thing. #Monsterdon

I love how everyone is basically just ignoring the Detective.

#Monsterdon

The music shop guy is the real victim in all of this.

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@starkraving666 They all had the same, very traumatizing, music teacher in Eternia Central Primary School.

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and forever after, that merc was known as "El Kabong" #monsterdon

Just goes to show you: toss a thing over at the other thing, explosion #monsterdon

Kevin's going to jail after this. #monsterdon

Omg those poor guitars wtf! #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

COOL! simultaneously crashing thru tall windows. A+
#Monsterdon

man at arms where did you get a steel handt grenaten #Monsterdon

They didn't even try the door they just went crashing through the windows straight away seems kinda over the top to me #Monsterdon

Eternians are very anti-small business apparently #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "The univese is music" --- kid has to have the magic music worm hole device explained to him. And Gwildor cannot help but pause to explain.

Not the epiphones!

#monsterdon

This is like 10 Who's worth of guitar damage. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Death by acoustic guitar. #Monsterdon

Wait, the armor actually protected one of the soldiers from a glancing blow!

Unprecedented!

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"What's your favorite scary movie?"

Wrong movie again!

#mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

It requires 1.21 Giganeutrinos to work. #monsterdon #TMNT #BTTF #MastersoftheUniverse

Just tell him it's aliens. Get back to I guess the action scenes

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@Lazarou A cronon sounds more like some sort of novelty pastry than a unit of time? Like something related to the cronut?

#Monsterdon

I had to step away and have totally lost track of the "plot" but I'm not sure it matters? #Monsterdon

How have we not heard "By the power of greyskull!" yet? #monsterdon

What did those musical instruments ever do to you? :( #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

"a master songmaker"
sorry, all you've got is Tom Paris doing his best "hip person" impersonation. we are all doomed. #monsterdon

Those poor brakes can't handle neutrino power

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I don't know, the Angry Video Game Nerd seems pretty chilled out here. #monsterdon

Body armor: good for plate glass, though not for lasers

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I need a second opinion: in order to check off "Armor: Sexy but Ineffective" on the bingo card, is it necessary to actually see the armor being ineffective, or is it enough that it would be ineffective if anyone in the movie could actually hit a target

#Monsterdon

🦖#MONSTERDON 🎞️

🌌 MASTERS OF THE TRIVIA 🌌

But all was not well for Pons Maar in the Saurod costume. He could not sit down and had to lean against a special board with a hole cut out for his tail.

He liked Frank Langella who would come by and hang out with him.

#MastersOfTheUniverse

"I'd give all the chalconnite in Frabilian"

That's some pretty poor technobabble even for a B-flick. Heh.

#monsterdon

Ooooh! Invasion of the Body Snatchers would be a good #Monsterdon film! But which version?

Of course they can read English and know what a newspaper obituary is.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Rule 93: Never refer to a much better movie in your film script #monsterdon

If all the characters had butt plugs they might be a little more lively.

#Monsterdon

hurr hurr hurr the people in the movie just said it is like a movie, this is what you call SCREEENWRITING

#monsterdon

@neia It did seem unlikely they wouldn't need the collar ever again. Maybe they've never had to fill out expense reports. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

He-man eschews his Sword... AGAIN! #monsterdon

those poor, poor amplifiers

they didn't deserve this

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everyone is talking the presence of all these monsters pretty well I have to say

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Finally Teela (sp?) is bad ass! Yes! Even if she too is a cop.

showdown! at the music store! #monsterdon

Chekov's plate glass window.

#monsterdon

I always put my takeout garbage in my sink.

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Every time they say Carg's name I think of Cargill #monsterdon

@trixter EXCELLENT. Glisten. Very well done.

#monsterdon

finally someone kicked that detective and took his 70s gun 🤣
#Monsterdon

...Is Kojak joining the main cast? #Monsterdon

God, he looks and sounds SO much like Matt Walsh #monsterdon

@RufusJCooter Yeah I guess that doesn't seem all that unusual

#Monsterdon

.61 chromons - LOVE the precision! #monsterdon

I non-ironically love all these weird ass props

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon *fabulous*

I believe you've been looking for... THESE?

#monsterdon

This movie's like condensed proto-90's TV in beef broth. #Monsterdon

Microwave jamming. 😆

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Bald cop guy has Bezos energy #monsterdon

He-Man is barely even in this He-Man-based movie. #Monsterdon

let's go to the mall! #monsterdon

Tom Paris is having none of this.

#Monsterdon

What's going on is your holodeck program. Harry's, Seven's, AND Chakotay's programs all got messed up, you bonked your head, Tom, and lost your memories.

#monsterdon

Tom Paris remains the only remaining non-Grildopilled character in the film. #monsterdon

#monsterdon Kinda wonder what would happen to the transport if it inhaled a pigeon, or a squirrel. It'd be hilarious if some curious woodland creature with sharp incisors decided to just chow down on something important.

you can't just point at a short person with a beard and say, "What the hell is that?" Even a person with pointy ears and gills is still recognizeably definitely a person. #Monsterdon

OUR QUEEN #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

@diazona I mean, yes, but no?

Like, I didn't have Dolph Lundgren hugs Courtney Cox on my bingo card?

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon i kinda wanna watch Friends. or Voyager.

Why did they leave the collar on Tom?

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse(1987)

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

So Evil Lyn just has servants who carry mid-to-large props so they can hand them to her at the appropriate time, and take them back when she's done with them?

E.T. wore it better.

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This movie has a weird BDSM... leprechaun vibe. #monsterdon

Oh right, it's a PG movie #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I had totally forgot the actor who plays Tom Paris (& Wesley Crusher's bad squad leader at Starfleet Academy) was in this movie. That is like when I realized Brandon from The Goonies is also Thanos.