Yet another music cue stolen from Star Wars....

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#Monsterdon the cop is so annoying
like just except you're in a campy scifi movie already damn it

Hoping for a She-Ra cameo as the deus ex machina. #monsterdon

@Taweret every car in 80s movies was at least as explosive as a Ford Pinto too it was GREAT #Monsterdon

@diazona They keep changing it! #monsterdon

Holy Shit. It is like I'm back in Biff's casino present. #monsterdon #bttf

There is something seriously off about this movie's sword:gun ratio (where are the swords? the people demand swords!) #Monsterdon

@Taweret That was to insure that trickle-down economics would continue to function #monsterdon

yeah bravado...may not work well here, Mr. Strickland. #monsterdon

Size matters! (for doors)

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Oh wait! I KNEW I'd seen the cop somewhere. He was the coroner in Amityville Horror!
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Suddenly, Tom Paris' Captain Proton holodeck programs make more sense.

#StarTrekVoyager #mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

@srol IMDB says Gwildor

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I like that everybody carries the Key like a baby. Whosa whosa widdle baby weapon of mass destruction? :D #Monsterdon

Plot twist! Evil Lyn is tone deaf. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Where WAS fake Orko keeping that hole detector anyway??? :eyethink:

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#monsterdon We found the Ford Pinto.

That cop was implausibly brave.

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Very important, very secret work

That’s not Evil-Lyn at all #Monsterdon

"Charlie, you gotta gun in here?"

'Cause, of course, every store owner has a gun.

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@srol It is important to get it right and that is very, very wrong.

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He Man, He Man, hurry! #Monsterdon

@LingLass They figured it out from that picture Evil-Lyn's flunkie found at Courtney Cox's house. Just a vague "we've been doing important secret work", worked like a charm. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Dude just said "shit" in He-Man. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Skeletor's army says ACAB

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FOOLED YOU!
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Kojak's gonna CLEAN UP THE UNIVERSE! #Monsterdon

Oh hey look, a sale on shoes! That'll distract Evil-Lyn, right?

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Where was HE-Man this whole time in the music store? #monsterdon

Barely an hour left. #Monsterdon

Secret agent parents twist! Just like Spider-man.
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@SRLevine Probably just the blurb.

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🎵 Bring'n down the house! 🎵

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why is the cop character even in this?

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Say what you like, this movie hits the beats on the story clock on schedule #Monsterdon

THIS DOOR LOCKED BY RED LIGHT. #monsterdon

He-Man really don't like this hoverboards.
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Yeah, someone's got a *crap* Perception skill. #Monsterdon

Reminder that evil lyn is actually evil in this movie.

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The Keystone cop and 2 not cops. #monsterdon

Hey Julie did you know "gullible" isn't in the dictionary? #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Meg Ryan is her Mom?!?! #monsterdon

@diazona Her aim is so good she can control the energy backwash from firing a las-gun or whatever these are called. #monsterdon

oh, and gotta do impersonations, y'know, gotta max out everything in this movie. #monsterdon

you're acting like... cartoons?

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Nice used turntable for sale at that music shop

this reminds me of when Dark Helmet pretended to be King Roland to fool Vespa.
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Uhh flying centurions explode!
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#monsterdon At some point Gwildor will successfully complete his first 1040EZ.

Corrigan doesn’t care, he is headed to the Delta Quadrant #Monsterdon

Carl Sagan stole the idea for the end of CONTACT from this scene #Monsterdon

oh okay this makes sense

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????? #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

The key McGuffin is simultaneously boring and annoying #monsterdon

oh okay what is THIS PLOT TWIST now

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And... roll credits! #monsterdon

I get Kevin’s reaction.

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Momma... Momma is that you? #monsterdon

boyfriend struggles with gun, hairy guy is trying to calculate the exact tone of the universe, nope, i'm out. bye bye. #monsterdon

Very important, very secret work!!!!!

uh. yeah. sure.

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#Monsterdon that's not your dead mother! that's evil-lynn!!!!!!

When you gotta properly kick ass you gotta get a Woman to do it #Monsterdon

"You're goin' to jail!"

So what, he already did sixty days in the brig, he'll be fine. #Monsterdon

"...woman at arms" that's SCREENWRITING, BABY #monsterdon

Dead parents?!? #monsterdon

"Woman-at-Arms!"

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Any moment now Gwildor's gonna start playing Chopsticks #Monsterdon

Uhh, it's skeletor carnival night parade!
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Ya slacker!!!

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“The universe is music”

😌

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"the universe is music" Someone who wrote the screenplay just read Godel Escher Bach didn't they?

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"What're you looking at, shorty?"

angry key smash

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A musician hurt the person that wrote this scene

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@ramsey not a bad idea. In the early '00s one of my college roommates had an (already antique) microwave that would keep running if you opened the door mid-cycle.

@paco #Monsterdon

"this is for real"
yeah, this is reality, greg.
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"Sounded like you needed a woman's touch out here" [pow pow pow]

okay I like her quite a bit now

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I wonder how many nice amps and guitars were harmed in the making of this movie? Not to mention the keyboards.

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A fight in a music store? There's too much sax and violins in this thing. #Monsterdon

The music shop guy is the real victim in all of this.

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I love how everyone is basically just ignoring the Detective.

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@starkraving666 They all had the same, very traumatizing, music teacher in Eternia Central Primary School.

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and forever after, that merc was known as "El Kabong" #monsterdon

Just goes to show you: toss a thing over at the other thing, explosion #monsterdon

Kevin's going to jail after this. #monsterdon

COOL! simultaneously crashing thru tall windows. A+
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man at arms where did you get a steel handt grenaten #Monsterdon

They didn't even try the door they just went crashing through the windows straight away seems kinda over the top to me #Monsterdon

Eternians are very anti-small business apparently #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon "The univese is music" --- kid has to have the magic music worm hole device explained to him. And Gwildor cannot help but pause to explain.

Not the epiphones!

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This is like 10 Who's worth of guitar damage. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Death by acoustic guitar. #Monsterdon

Wait, the armor actually protected one of the soldiers from a glancing blow!

Unprecedented!

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"What's your favorite scary movie?"

Wrong movie again!

#mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

It requires 1.21 Giganeutrinos to work. #monsterdon #TMNT #BTTF #MastersoftheUniverse

@Lazarou A cronon sounds more like some sort of novelty pastry than a unit of time? Like something related to the cronut?

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Just tell him it's aliens. Get back to I guess the action scenes

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I had to step away and have totally lost track of the "plot" but I'm not sure it matters? #Monsterdon

How have we not heard "By the power of greyskull!" yet? #monsterdon