wait, they shot the soldier and THE SOLDIER explodes? #monsterdon

#monsterdon (there are 35 minutes left in this? So that's at least one more plot beat before the dénouement then?)

Dammit Dolph, are you afraid to use your sword or something? #monsterdon

that guy HATES these WINDOWS

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

They ride their boards goofy

#Monsterdon

this soundtrack is so coked up John Williams #Monsterdon

And yet, somehow still less dorky looking than a cybertruck.

#monsterdon

A new Boom Tobe has been opened, and Skeletor has arrived on Earth.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

Glowing red clamshell atop a ship is a nice touch.
#Monsterdon

Ha! The air forces are packed tight with fireworks :P #Monsterdon

I love the Air Centurians, they're unconvincing but they're trying their best.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

So much for Charlie’s music store business.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

I have to admit, Evil-lyn (sp?) has us pegged. #monsterdon

I really don’t understand how lasers set everything on fire like that #Monsterdon

Somebody *please* screencap that shot of Skeletor floating by the Hallmark shop. Every frame is a painting.

#Monsterdon

The prosthetics on skeletor keep giving me Green goblin vibes

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

It's a good thing I didn't see this movie back in the day. That's enough air scooters for it to have been one of my favorites. Just for the air scooters! #monsterdon

"He-MAN! I will have the coolest movie tie-in toy! AH HA HA!"
#monsterdon

Skeletor making an entrance on his pimped up ride like a proper Galactic emperor, not like these Tech Bros baby-men

#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Lubic: "Holy shit, think I'm gonna need some backup."

Yah think???
#MastersOfTheUniverse

Why isn't there ever a Skeletor float in the Macy's Day Parade?

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse #⚔️

FRANK-N-FURTER IT'S ALL-L O-O-VER

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#monsterdon And now another 80's movie trope, the HOVERBOARD!!!!

This is A LOT #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Space Airboat! #monsterdon

@riedlr Only if Hordak and The Horde follow her.

#Monsterdon

lololol, i don't even care how much Hallmark paid to be in this movie, to be shot over the shoulder of actual real life skeletor in his Davros chair? worth every penny. #monsterdon

ONE SKELETOR, TO GO. (includes free army) #monsterdon

We still have ~40 minutes of this movie.
#Monsterdon

That man was playing Galaga. He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did. #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

#Monsterdon now that's a throne!

Space hoverboards!

#Monsterdon

Does Tubi not have commercials? I feel like some toots are ahead of where I am. I'm watching it on Pluto.

#mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon We've decided that this film is Canon Films destroying their way too big warehouse of sets and props.

#Monsterdon oh i remember this throne portal entrance scene being epic, yet confusing

@jsadow@c18.masto.host @srol@mellified.men Grildo and Manna Tarms facing off against Evelyn?

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Gwildor: “The univers is music, Kevin.”

I now understand why Kevin is in this movie.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

dude this portal scene rules

#Monsterdon

love how this is just filmed on the streets in alleys and old buildings and the planet Eternia #Monsterdon

Oh, wow. We're only just over half-way through this.

#Monsterdon

@Taweret it's how we kept the US auto industry funded for all those years

#monsterdon

Never pick up a dwarf. It is bad form, He-man. #Monsterdon

@Configures Ah! I’ve totally lost track of the plot 😄#Monsterdon

Yet another music cue stolen from Star Wars....

#monsterdon

YES! SKELETOR ARRIVES! #monsterdon

#Monsterdon the cop is so annoying
like just except you're in a campy scifi movie already damn it

Hoping for a She-Ra cameo as the deus ex machina. #monsterdon

@Taweret every car in 80s movies was at least as explosive as a Ford Pinto too it was GREAT #Monsterdon

@diazona They keep changing it! #monsterdon

Holy Shit. It is like I'm back in Biff's casino present. #monsterdon #bttf

There is something seriously off about this movie's sword:gun ratio (where are the swords? the people demand swords!) #Monsterdon

@Taweret That was to insure that trickle-down economics would continue to function #monsterdon

yeah bravado...may not work well here, Mr. Strickland. #monsterdon

Size matters! (for doors)

#Monsterdon

Oh wait! I KNEW I'd seen the cop somewhere. He was the coroner in Amityville Horror!
#monsterdon

Suddenly, Tom Paris' Captain Proton holodeck programs make more sense.

#StarTrekVoyager #mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

@srol IMDB says Gwildor

#Monsterdon

I like that everybody carries the Key like a baby. Whosa whosa widdle baby weapon of mass destruction? :D #Monsterdon

Plot twist! Evil Lyn is tone deaf. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Where WAS fake Orko keeping that hole detector anyway??? :eyethink:

#monsterdon

#monsterdon We found the Ford Pinto.

That cop was implausibly brave.

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Very important, very secret work

That’s not Evil-Lyn at all #Monsterdon

"Charlie, you gotta gun in here?"

'Cause, of course, every store owner has a gun.

#Monsterdon

@srol It is important to get it right and that is very, very wrong.

#Monsterdon

He Man, He Man, hurry! #Monsterdon

@LingLass They figured it out from that picture Evil-Lyn's flunkie found at Courtney Cox's house. Just a vague "we've been doing important secret work", worked like a charm. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Dude just said "shit" in He-Man. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Skeletor's army says ACAB

#Monsterdon

FOOLED YOU!
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

Kojak's gonna CLEAN UP THE UNIVERSE! #Monsterdon

Oh hey look, a sale on shoes! That'll distract Evil-Lyn, right?

#monsterdon

Where was HE-Man this whole time in the music store? #monsterdon

Barely an hour left. #Monsterdon

Secret agent parents twist! Just like Spider-man.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

@SRLevine Probably just the blurb.

#Monsterdon

🎵 Bring'n down the house! 🎵

#monsterdon

why is the cop character even in this?

#monsterdon

Say what you like, this movie hits the beats on the story clock on schedule #Monsterdon

THIS DOOR LOCKED BY RED LIGHT. #monsterdon

He-Man really don't like this hoverboards.
#monsterdon

Unfortunately, saying “Woman at Arms” is not enough to pass the Bechdel test #Monsterdon

Yeah, someone's got a *crap* Perception skill. #Monsterdon

Reminder that evil lyn is actually evil in this movie.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

The Keystone cop and 2 not cops. #monsterdon

Hey Julie did you know "gullible" isn't in the dictionary? #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Meg Ryan is her Mom?!?! #monsterdon

@diazona Her aim is so good she can control the energy backwash from firing a las-gun or whatever these are called. #monsterdon

"that shiny metal thing with the blinky lights"

do you think she's 4?

#Monsterdon

oh, and gotta do impersonations, y'know, gotta max out everything in this movie. #monsterdon

you're acting like... cartoons?

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

Nice used turntable for sale at that music shop

this reminds me of when Dark Helmet pretended to be King Roland to fool Vespa.
#Monsterdon

Uhh flying centurions explode!
#monsterdon

#monsterdon At some point Gwildor will successfully complete his first 1040EZ.

Corrigan doesn’t care, he is headed to the Delta Quadrant #Monsterdon

Carl Sagan stole the idea for the end of CONTACT from this scene #Monsterdon

oh okay this makes sense

#monsterdon

????? #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987