ONE MORE MOVE and

POW

STRAIGHT to the moon!

#monsterdon
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WHOAH WE GOT FORCE LIGHTNING?! #monsterdon

The hoverboard scenes look SO BAD, why did they go with that? #Monsterdon

Skeletor holds that key like Log Lady in Twin Peaks. It's endearing. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

What we should have had was a 3 minute montage of them finding weapons and the "minute minion" ripping the guts out of a microwave to make a shield generator, and them laying a trap for Skeletor and his army. What we got was ... this. #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

I assume this is the part where all the rest of the good guys have to pretend to be helpless to allow He-Man to show off his skills

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon good time for the soldiers to forget they have lasers

Skeletor's performance would be pretty cool if he just had like a skull mask and just wasn't sending huge "NOT A FACE" signals to the uncanny valley parts of my brain. #monsterdon

ya think Frank Langella throws in this dvd to admire his work from time to time?
#Monsterdon

#monsterdon "Take them to Detroit!" No! Ahhh! Ahhh! Noooo! Anything but that!

Yeah, that's right #RiseOfSkywalker, #MastersOfTheUniverse had flying Storm Troopers first! ✊️
#Monsterdon

great the emperor has the synthesiser and now we have to listen to two hours of kajagoogo covers

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hold cosmic key gently like borgar
#monsterdon

"It's a TRAP!" (so Many Star Wars references!) #monsterdon

@JessicaAnnEng

It does, but there are a lot viewers watching on YouTube or an Internet Archive download.

#Monsterdon

@amyfou Probably. I wasn't paying attention at the time #monsterdon

This is my favorite version of #mastersoftheuniverse https://youtu.be/-PgTjhx1VLw 😂😂😂

#Monsterdon

Skeletor reminds me of Giles from Buffy for some reason. #Monsterdon

how does He-Man NOT Know it's a trap? c'mon, Julie.

#monsterdon

The stereotypical hysterics. *sigh*

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

hut hut hut hut

hut hut hut hut

hut hut hut hut

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Who the hell is the Lord of Snake Mountain?!?! #monsterdon

Joining Han Solo in the "instinctively just shooting the evil guy" club

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Does this scenes somehow end with Skeletor crashing into a manure truck? #monsterdon #bttf

"HELLO AGAIN, FOOLS"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon situational awareness is not a Man at Arms specialty

How many more times will we use the grappling hook?

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse(1987)

@Violinknitter Don't forge he's also got the grinch! #monsterdon

What do you think Skeletor's got playing on his rig? I'm thinking "Ridin dirty" #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

how does He-Man stay attached to the hoverboard, anyway? #monsterdon

Should have slapped a Tile on that key #monsterdon

if we were gonna do all these effects anyway, why even set this on earth?

#monsterdon

Needs more Jetson's car noises.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

Somehow I only just noticed Evil-Lyn's boob cups on chains. This movie has too many silly things to ogle. #monsterdon

I love the magical plot grappling hook.

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It’s a trap!

(right?)

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

He Man Hoverboard Takeover

#Monsterdon i love that they're having this flying scooter battle at street level in a fucking surburban town

Tis but a flesh wound! #Monsterdon

We will take you to a Wal*Mart Pit, where you will be digested for 1,000 years!

#monsterdon

Wow, those hoverboard special effects sure are something. #Monsterdon

CONVENIENT GRAPPLE RETURNS. #monsterdon

Oh, petulant cry of disappointment and chagrin

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The war of the Universe is happening in downtown Burbank and everyone's staying inside to watch TV... #monsterdon

Uhhh awful scar Monica
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It is a real shame that He-Man riding by on a hoverboard did not become a meme.

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Aww, Skeletor has crossed a tank with the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Turkey float and is playing anti-Santa Claus! #Monsterdon

Oof, yeah, her breathing in that shot. That metal corset is not doing good things to her ribs :/ #Monsterdon

"This motion picture brought to you by H&R Block Tax Preparation Services" #Monsterdon

Obviously when the cataclysmic fight between good and evil takes place to decide the fate of the universe, it's on some random commercial street in the Valley. That's just common sense. #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon they're basically a way to have no cover while moving slowly in full visibility so i'm not sure they're great as a tactical tool

aw yeah, He-Man's got A RIDE #monsterdon

@brooke Wasn't she turned into ribs? #monsterdon

I thought the whole point of Star Wars is that it happens in a galaxy far far away?
#Monsterdon

The teenagers, the music store guy, the cop...pretty much every Earth native in this #Monsterdon is worse than useless eh?

Skeletor has the BEST swamp boat I have ever seen!!!

#Monsterdon

I hope you all know the required viewing right after this

That's right. The He-Man cover of "What's Up"

#monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

"Where's He-Man?"

Billy - everyone is asking that! #monsterdon

Do those hoverboards work on water? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i wonder what the cow's up to

wait, they shot the soldier and THE SOLDIER explodes? #monsterdon

Dammit Dolph, are you afraid to use your sword or something? #monsterdon

that guy HATES these WINDOWS

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

They ride their boards goofy

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this soundtrack is so coked up John Williams #Monsterdon

And yet, somehow still less dorky looking than a cybertruck.

#monsterdon

A new Boom Tobe has been opened, and Skeletor has arrived on Earth.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

Glowing red clamshell atop a ship is a nice touch.
#Monsterdon

Ha! The air forces are packed tight with fireworks :P #Monsterdon

I love the Air Centurians, they're unconvincing but they're trying their best.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

So much for Charlie’s music store business.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

I have to admit, Evil-lyn (sp?) has us pegged. #monsterdon

I really don’t understand how lasers set everything on fire like that #Monsterdon

Somebody *please* screencap that shot of Skeletor floating by the Hallmark shop. Every frame is a painting.

#Monsterdon

The prosthetics on skeletor keep giving me Green goblin vibes

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It's a good thing I didn't see this movie back in the day. That's enough air scooters for it to have been one of my favorites. Just for the air scooters! #monsterdon

"He-MAN! I will have the coolest movie tie-in toy! AH HA HA!"
#monsterdon

#Monsterdon Lubic: "Holy shit, think I'm gonna need some backup."

Yah think???
#MastersOfTheUniverse

Why isn't there ever a Skeletor float in the Macy's Day Parade?

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse #⚔️

FRANK-N-FURTER IT'S ALL-L O-O-VER

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#monsterdon And now another 80's movie trope, the HOVERBOARD!!!!

This is A LOT #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Space Airboat! #monsterdon

@riedlr Only if Hordak and The Horde follow her.

#Monsterdon

lololol, i don't even care how much Hallmark paid to be in this movie, to be shot over the shoulder of actual real life skeletor in his Davros chair? worth every penny. #monsterdon

ONE SKELETOR, TO GO. (includes free army) #monsterdon

We still have ~40 minutes of this movie.
#Monsterdon

That man was playing Galaga. He thought we wouldn't notice, but we did. #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

#Monsterdon now that's a throne!

Space hoverboards!

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Does Tubi not have commercials? I feel like some toots are ahead of where I am. I'm watching it on Pluto.

#mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon oh i remember this throne portal entrance scene being epic, yet confusing

@jsadow@c18.masto.host @srol@mellified.men Grildo and Manna Tarms facing off against Evelyn?

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Gwildor: “The univers is music, Kevin.”

I now understand why Kevin is in this movie.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

dude this portal scene rules

#Monsterdon

love how this is just filmed on the streets in alleys and old buildings and the planet Eternia #Monsterdon

@Taweret it's how we kept the US auto industry funded for all those years

#monsterdon

Never pick up a dwarf. It is bad form, He-man. #Monsterdon

@Configures Ah! I’ve totally lost track of the plot 😄#Monsterdon