Swords don’t count as weapons.

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Is it just me or does anyone else think blade ws also imhotep in the mummy?

The headdress for the sorceress looks like cheap plastic. Usually this movie has been trying harder than that #monsterdon

Skeletor is just tripping now?

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@amyfou You have sword raised toward the sky. #monsterdon

You can't get a Kb from Charlie's, it's been blagged to bits!

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okay now we know more about skeletor's he-man kink

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Sword held aloft for all your Bingo cards! #Monsterdon

that thing's just a magstrip reader, i mean, it's the 80s

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it's an ok villain speech. you tried. C+. #monsterdon

Also this has at least the second Voyager actor we've seen in a #monsterdon movie (Robert Beltran in Night of the Comet)

Oh good. We're back at the evil guy's lair. FINALLY getting back to the good stuff.
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@Louisa Throw down your weapons or you die 😴

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What an awful choice of clothes, skeletor
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I see HE-MAN has managed to wear even less. #monsterdon

This is the most boring Voyager episode ever #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

"How long?" Well that's a rather personal question. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@gwozniak i only have one septupteenth of a chroma

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Somehow He-Man is wearing even less clothing.

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@Virginicus He-Man's been sacked three times! #monsterdon

Chekhov’s perfect pitch!!! #Monsterdon

Oh Billy Barty, you were both better than this, and occasionally worse.

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In half a what?

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@Lazarou Woah. Life truths to reckon with when that happens.

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I believe in He-Man. I do! I do! #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Eww, water from the community pool? You could at *least* take her to the ER!! #Monsterdon

By the power of my moustache, play that funky music white boy! #Monsterdon

Listen to the wisdom of the dude with a mouth inside his mouth. #monsterdon

oooh, _this_ is how he got onto that starship

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Frank Langella still giving everyone the "I can't believe how fucking stupid you all are" eyes.
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"only one of anybody" just blew Kevin's mind #Monsterdon

Now Close Encounters

It's all just one movie, isn't it
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The songmaker you want is Rick Astley #monsterdon

TAKE US TO PROM, KEVIN
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#Monsterdon closet cases of the nerd kind

oh thats a nice way for the less sword inclined himbo to be included #Monsterdon

Oh, wow. We never thought a musician would be here who could remember the tones!

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Oh, wow, it got sillier

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Switches to background tab already playing #MastersOfTheUniverse for #Monsterdon

Is he just whistling the theme from the opening credits? #Monsterdon

Poor Courtney, good thing she has Friends...

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That's what the gun is for! Volume control!

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Skeletor just gave Julie varicose veins. I'd be mad too.
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wow she shot the soundtrack, that's breakin the fourth wall for you

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#Monsterdon Kevin has an excellent musical memory!

Poor Courntney, good thing she has Friends...

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Billy Barty was probably 62 when this was being filmed. I presume he had a stand-in?

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Move over, Mr. Holland's Opus! Tom Paris is here to save the day!!

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He has the power! #monsterdon

Now he's even more naked. I see what you are doing, Movie. I have your number.

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Maybe *try* an antibiotic? These guys seem capable of cracking open a pharmacy. #Monsterdon

The Gift of Flesh-Eating Bacteria #monsterdon

Lol did we need to see her burst flesh and huge pus-filled boils??

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Dollar store Hank Schrader #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Ouch, that'll leave a mark.

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#Monsterdon They don't apparently understand first aid what with the random water use to clean a wound.

just hook the thing up to somebody's yamaha, problem solved. #monsterdon

HOW did fake Orko pronounce Skeletor? Skel-uh-ter?>???????

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I swore that was Adam Sandler there with Mr. Strickland. #monsterdon

@ricci
Try some cowbell!
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"Wrap her in this cape. It reeks of armpits and ass so bad, it'll wake anyone up, if just to get away from it."
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They’ve got hoverboards too. Nice.

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Every time I see Man-At-Arms I expect him to say "You know I had the titular line in Star wars." https://youtu.be/OiqPmsBYieA #monsterdon

Oo, pizza scar #Monsterdon

mmmmm anchovies

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That's gonna leave a mark.

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The little extra hedt 'hey look boss. I got the sword' at the end here was just too much.

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I love this Skeletor parade float.

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Sadly, Julie was hit right in her Achilles shin #monsterdon

Wait... Julie has bubonic plague now!?!? #monsterdon

Hoverboards!
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#Monsterdon hmm she's really leaning into Teela there

I might be too bored to think of more dumb posts.

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Skeletor's part just seems overly passive to me. He ought to be more rough and tumble in my opinion #monsterdon

Skeletor's particular gift is to make sleepy girls #Monsterdon

“My minute minion”

That’s not much of a burn, Skeletor. I expected better of you. You had so much time to prep, what with Evil-Lyn doing all the work #Monsterdon

LET THEM ROT
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"This was fun watching you kill a few of my guys while completely surrounded, but how about no?"

"Fair point. I give up." #Monsterdon

“Primitive and tasteless planet” ooh! #Monsterdon

He's certainly got the tasteless part right #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

#Monsterdon the captioning on the Tubi version is really, really good.

I must admit, HeMan can shove a dude really hard.
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Earth is a primitive and tasteless planet.
I guess Skeletor hates our architecture and 80s neon signs.
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"Surrender your sword" Throws down sword "Not that one" #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Look at them just lining up to get their asses kicked. #monsterdon

no he man no you're nothing without your sword

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#Monsterdon The dragged out capture of He-Man is really just Skeletor and him edging each other.

"we could not legally have the Indiana Jones themes for this scene" #monsterdon

"primitive and tasteless planet"
i mean, when he's right, he's right.
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"there's a million of me"

I KNOW #monsterdon

That leathers underwear must be really awful to use, He-Man
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Sword vs lasers

Surely this battle can only end one way

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Evil Lyn like, can we wrap this up, I'd like a cup of tea and release from this corset. #Monsterdon

Must hold key gently, like teddy bear.

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The shots of the guys flying on the hoverboards where it's clearly a model is reminding me of Action League Now! from Kablam! on nickelodeon in the 90s #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

#Monsterdon I was deeply upset at Julie's wound from Skeletor's awful purple energy attack.

Using his sword like crazy now! #Monsterdon

Riding through the air on repurposed recessed lighting fixtures and armored air boats from the Florida Everglades. Best villian transport system ever. #monsterdon

The Mighty Shove of Heman!" #monsterdon