Wait... Julie has bubonic plague now!?!? #monsterdon

Hoverboards!
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#Monsterdon hmm she's really leaning into Teela there

I might be too bored to think of more dumb posts.

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@SRLevine his henchmen are really shit though, I'm feeling it #monsterdon

Skeletor's part just seems overly passive to me. He ought to be more rough and tumble in my opinion #monsterdon

Skeletor's particular gift is to make sleepy girls #Monsterdon

🎶I said heyyeahyeahyeah what’s goin’ on!🎶
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“My minute minion”

That’s not much of a burn, Skeletor. I expected better of you. You had so much time to prep, what with Evil-Lyn doing all the work #Monsterdon

I'm going to start every meeting tomorrow with a strange little hand wave while saying "Good journey."

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LET THEM ROT
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"This was fun watching you kill a few of my guys while completely surrounded, but how about no?"

"Fair point. I give up." #Monsterdon

“Primitive and tasteless planet” ooh! #Monsterdon

He's certainly got the tasteless part right #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

#Monsterdon the captioning on the Tubi version is really, really good.

I must admit, HeMan can shove a dude really hard.
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Earth is a primitive and tasteless planet.
I guess Skeletor hates our architecture and 80s neon signs.
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"Surrender your sword" Throws down sword "Not that one" #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Look at them just lining up to get their asses kicked. #monsterdon

no he man no you're nothing without your sword

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#Monsterdon The dragged out capture of He-Man is really just Skeletor and him edging each other.

"we could not legally have the Indiana Jones themes for this scene" #monsterdon

"primitive and tasteless planet"
i mean, when he's right, he's right.
#monsterdon

"there's a million of me"

I KNOW #monsterdon

That leathers underwear must be really awful to use, He-Man
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Sword vs lasers

Surely this battle can only end one way

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Evil Lyn like, can we wrap this up, I'd like a cup of tea and release from this corset. #Monsterdon

Must hold key gently, like teddy bear.

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The shots of the guys flying on the hoverboards where it's clearly a model is reminding me of Action League Now! from Kablam! on nickelodeon in the 90s #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

#Monsterdon I was deeply upset at Julie's wound from Skeletor's awful purple energy attack.

Using his sword like crazy now! #Monsterdon

Riding through the air on repurposed recessed lighting fixtures and armored air boats from the Florida Everglades. Best villian transport system ever. #monsterdon

@jgamble @JessicaAnnEng Yep, pre-downloaded from Inernet Archive. ublock origin is usually good about zapping ads, too

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The Mighty Shove of Heman!" #monsterdon

ONE MORE MOVE and

POW

STRAIGHT to the moon!

#monsterdon
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The hoverboard scenes look SO BAD, why did they go with that? #Monsterdon

WHOAH WE GOT FORCE LIGHTNING?! #monsterdon

Skeletor holds that key like Log Lady in Twin Peaks. It's endearing. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

What we should have had was a 3 minute montage of them finding weapons and the "minute minion" ripping the guts out of a microwave to make a shield generator, and them laying a trap for Skeletor and his army. What we got was ... this. #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

I assume this is the part where all the rest of the good guys have to pretend to be helpless to allow He-Man to show off his skills

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#Monsterdon good time for the soldiers to forget they have lasers

Skeletor's performance would be pretty cool if he just had like a skull mask and just wasn't sending huge "NOT A FACE" signals to the uncanny valley parts of my brain. #monsterdon

ya think Frank Langella throws in this dvd to admire his work from time to time?
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#monsterdon "Take them to Detroit!" No! Ahhh! Ahhh! Noooo! Anything but that!

Yeah, that's right #RiseOfSkywalker, #MastersOfTheUniverse had flying Storm Troopers first! ✊️
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great the emperor has the synthesiser and now we have to listen to two hours of kajagoogo covers

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hold cosmic key gently like borgar
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@JessicaAnnEng

It does, but there are a lot viewers watching on YouTube or an Internet Archive download.

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"It's a TRAP!" (so Many Star Wars references!) #monsterdon

@amyfou Probably. I wasn't paying attention at the time #monsterdon

This is my favorite version of #mastersoftheuniverse https://youtu.be/-PgTjhx1VLw 😂😂😂

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Skeletor reminds me of Giles from Buffy for some reason. #Monsterdon

how does He-Man NOT Know it's a trap? c'mon, Julie.

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The stereotypical hysterics. *sigh*

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hut hut hut hut

hut hut hut hut

hut hut hut hut

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Who the hell is the Lord of Snake Mountain?!?! #monsterdon

Joining Han Solo in the "instinctively just shooting the evil guy" club

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Does this scenes somehow end with Skeletor crashing into a manure truck? #monsterdon #bttf

The final boss is right behind us, isn't he?

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

"HELLO AGAIN, FOOLS"

#Monsterdon

#Monsterdon situational awareness is not a Man at Arms specialty

How many more times will we use the grappling hook?

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@Violinknitter Don't forge he's also got the grinch! #monsterdon

What do you think Skeletor's got playing on his rig? I'm thinking "Ridin dirty" #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

how does He-Man stay attached to the hoverboard, anyway? #monsterdon

Should have slapped a Tile on that key #monsterdon

if we were gonna do all these effects anyway, why even set this on earth?

#monsterdon

Needs more Jetson's car noises.

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...did he just explode a guy with his sword?

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Somehow I only just noticed Evil-Lyn's boob cups on chains. This movie has too many silly things to ogle. #monsterdon

I love the magical plot grappling hook.

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It’s a trap!

(right?)

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#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

He Man Hoverboard Takeover

Tis but a flesh wound! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon i love that they're having this flying scooter battle at street level in a fucking surburban town

We will take you to a Wal*Mart Pit, where you will be digested for 1,000 years!

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CONVENIENT GRAPPLE RETURNS. #monsterdon

Wow, those hoverboard special effects sure are something. #Monsterdon

Oh, petulant cry of disappointment and chagrin

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The war of the Universe is happening in downtown Burbank and everyone's staying inside to watch TV... #monsterdon

Uhhh awful scar Monica
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It is a real shame that He-Man riding by on a hoverboard did not become a meme.

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Aww, Skeletor has crossed a tank with the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Turkey float and is playing anti-Santa Claus! #Monsterdon

Oof, yeah, her breathing in that shot. That metal corset is not doing good things to her ribs :/ #Monsterdon

Obviously when the cataclysmic fight between good and evil takes place to decide the fate of the universe, it's on some random commercial street in the Valley. That's just common sense. #Monsterdon

"This motion picture brought to you by H&R Block Tax Preparation Services" #Monsterdon

omg he-man just floating around on that .... whatever it was ... is making me cry. tears of joy.

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@SnoopJ So Teela keeps reminding me a lot of Leela from Dr. Who: Looks, hair, fightyness, lines of costume (though Leela's was more furs). https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leela_(Doctor_Who) #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

#Monsterdon they're basically a way to have no cover while moving slowly in full visibility so i'm not sure they're great as a tactical tool

aw yeah, He-Man's got A RIDE #monsterdon

@brooke Wasn't she turned into ribs? #monsterdon

I thought the whole point of Star Wars is that it happens in a galaxy far far away?
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The teenagers, the music store guy, the cop...pretty much every Earth native in this #Monsterdon is worse than useless eh?

Skeletor has the BEST swamp boat I have ever seen!!!

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I hope you all know the required viewing right after this

That's right. The He-Man cover of "What's Up"

#monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

"Where's He-Man?"

Billy - everyone is asking that! #monsterdon

Like a cat on a Roomba. #Monsterdon

Do those hoverboards work on water? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon i wonder what the cow's up to