"We gotta stop this fast!"

holds cop back

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Skeletor is SO CLOSE right now. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Wait... is CRYSTAL supposed to be SHE-RA?!? #monsterdon

No, no, don't stop your hi-jinx on my account. I'll just be over here on the bench, dying. #monsterdon

Awww man, Skeletor is getting so turned on seeing He-Man being whipped...and tbh.....

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YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS "KEY" SPEAKS GM MIDI? #monsterdon

Anybody get the model of that keyboard? Casio? Yamaha? #monsterdon

#monsterdon Of course, this scene wiht the lash is very reminiscent of Zeus vaporizing Thor's outfit. Yes, keep going. Buns galore!

I'm not invested in baby monica and baby Paris like the movie wants me to be

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GET ON THE KEYBOARD SHINJI

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Wait! Am I going to get my battle of the bands? Holy shit! #Monsterdon

Why is Blade using a Whip? I'm mean, it's cool and all, but it doesn't fit.

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#Monsterdon i wasnt expecting kevin's? (whatshisname) interest in music to be relevant to the plot

@gnomon skeletor's really not up on his agricultural terminology

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Wait. Did Skeletor embellish his outfit with more flair? I like it. More metal chest jewelry. Dude can wear the metal and black theme quite well. #Monsterdon

The world will be saved by Moog! #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

OMG! STRICKLAND HAS A SHOTGUN!!! #backtothefuturepartii #BTTF2 #mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

We’re back in Skeletor’s palace. Can we have the lipsync battle now please? #Monsterdon

Always Cock shotgun before travelling.

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I legit love the old technique of hand-animating effects like that whip #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon this has a Barbarella feel to it

Swords don’t count as weapons.

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Evil-Lyn and Skeletor enjoying this a little too much #mastersoftheuniverse #monsterdon

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Is it just me or does anyone else think blade ws also imhotep in the mummy?

The headdress for the sorceress looks like cheap plastic. Usually this movie has been trying harder than that #monsterdon

Skeletor is just tripping now?

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@amyfou You have sword raised toward the sky. #monsterdon

At least now we have a plan if #Monsterdon ever builds a Pride Float?

@futurebird @liferstate

You can't get a Kb from Charlie's, it's been blagged to bits!

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okay now we know more about skeletor's he-man kink

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Sword held aloft for all your Bingo cards! #Monsterdon

that thing's just a magstrip reader, i mean, it's the 80s

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it's an ok villain speech. you tried. C+. #monsterdon

Also this has at least the second Voyager actor we've seen in a #monsterdon movie (Robert Beltran in Night of the Comet)

Not the Imperial March.

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Oh good. We're back at the evil guy's lair. FINALLY getting back to the good stuff.
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@Louisa Throw down your weapons or you die 😴

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What an awful choice of clothes, skeletor
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"I win."

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I see HE-MAN has managed to wear even less. #monsterdon

This is the most boring Voyager episode ever #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Technobabble!

And weren't y'all blowing up Charlie's keyboards a few scenes ago?

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Somehow He Man is wearing LESS clothing now....

Just go all the way and bring him out naked, make it into on of those sorts of movies

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"How long?" Well that's a rather personal question. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@gwozniak i only have one septupteenth of a chroma

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Somehow He-Man is wearing even less clothing.

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@Virginicus He-Man's been sacked three times! #monsterdon

Chekhov’s perfect pitch!!! #Monsterdon

Oh Billy Barty, you were both better than this, and occasionally worse.

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In half a what?

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@Lazarou Woah. Life truths to reckon with when that happens.

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I believe in He-Man. I do! I do! #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Eww, water from the community pool? You could at *least* take her to the ER!! #Monsterdon

By the power of my moustache, play that funky music white boy! #Monsterdon

Listen to the wisdom of the dude with a mouth inside his mouth. #monsterdon

oooh, _this_ is how he got onto that starship

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Frank Langella still giving everyone the "I can't believe how fucking stupid you all are" eyes.
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"only one of anybody" just blew Kevin's mind #Monsterdon

Now Close Encounters

It's all just one movie, isn't it
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The songmaker you want is Rick Astley #monsterdon

TAKE US TO PROM, KEVIN
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#Monsterdon closet cases of the nerd kind

oh thats a nice way for the less sword inclined himbo to be included #Monsterdon

Oh, wow. We never thought a musician would be here who could remember the tones!

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Oh, wow, it got sillier

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Switches to background tab already playing #MastersOfTheUniverse for #Monsterdon

Is he just whistling the theme from the opening credits? #Monsterdon

Poor Courtney, good thing she has Friends...

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That's what the gun is for! Volume control!

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Skeletor just gave Julie varicose veins. I'd be mad too.
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#Monsterdon Kevin has an excellent musical memory!

wow she shot the soundtrack, that's breakin the fourth wall for you

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Poor Courntney, good thing she has Friends...

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Billy Barty was probably 62 when this was being filmed. I presume he had a stand-in?

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Move over, Mr. Holland's Opus! Tom Paris is here to save the day!!

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He has the power! #monsterdon

Now he's even more naked. I see what you are doing, Movie. I have your number.

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Maybe *try* an antibiotic? These guys seem capable of cracking open a pharmacy. #Monsterdon

The Gift of Flesh-Eating Bacteria #monsterdon

#monsterdon Oh no Julie is suffering from third degree Skeletor-zap burns on over 20 percent of her right calf, all is lost

Lol did we need to see her burst flesh and huge pus-filled boils??

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Dollar store Hank Schrader #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Ouch, that'll leave a mark.

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#Monsterdon They don't apparently understand first aid what with the random water use to clean a wound.

just hook the thing up to somebody's yamaha, problem solved. #monsterdon

HOW did fake Orko pronounce Skeletor? Skel-uh-ter?>???????

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I swore that was Adam Sandler there with Mr. Strickland. #monsterdon

@ricci
Try some cowbell!
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"Wrap her in this cape. It reeks of armpits and ass so bad, it'll wake anyone up, if just to get away from it."
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They’ve got hoverboards too. Nice.

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Every time I see Man-At-Arms I expect him to say "You know I had the titular line in Star wars." https://youtu.be/OiqPmsBYieA #monsterdon

Oo, pizza scar #Monsterdon

mmmmm anchovies

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That's gonna leave a mark.

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The little extra hedt 'hey look boss. I got the sword' at the end here was just too much.

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I love this Skeletor parade float.

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Sadly, Julie was hit right in her Achilles shin #monsterdon

oh no she has the skeletor fever

the only cure is more neutrino

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