I really love how everyone in the thread is just universally calling him Tom Paris, ilu all #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Godlike powers but piss poor aim.

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"You promised not to hurt them!"
"I lied."
I love the way he delivers that line. SO much pettiness.
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Skeletor can cause godlike damage, but with Xcom levels of accuracy. #monsterdon

The power fills me! The universe is power! I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL before your master! . . . I . . . am . . . A GUY WITH A PIG-KING MASK!
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At least the flying things in the #Avengers movie had handlebars. These flying contraptions don't look good for the back.

#mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

not even he-man using the death pits what are these things even FOR

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Stormtroopers, but in black #monsterdon

Say hello to my lil friend! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Somehow that shotgun has more than 6 shots.

Skelly really rolling ones on his force lightning spell attack rolls. Aim much? #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon how many shells did the cop bring?

I think munchies, mezze and Monsterdon is my new Sunday night thing from now on.

Makes me miss having movie nights a lot less.

Tonight we had a big hummus platter.

#monsterdon #food #CovidSocial #ouchThatsTasty

Slackers! #monsterdon

Skeletor's aim sucks

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"Kevin, watch the rear!"
"Oh, I've been watching your rear for the past half hour."

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

Who gave Tom a gun? ...Well, a Nintendo Zapper. #Monsterdon

The Earth Street Corner playset (available now) has teleported in.
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THIS IS REALITY GREG
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"Come on, you mother!" really? Really???

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THOSE MEDDLING KIDS! #monsterdon

Called it! Double-reverse isekai! #monsterdon

"I lied."

Okay, he can stay :D #Monsterdon

@SnoopJ truly bizarre to see this week’s #monsterdon flying by because I am not watching along but I *have* seen this movie many times, and it’s disconcertingly resonant

OK, grabbing half the car was cute

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"Shit!" That's TWICE! #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Back in time a little bit and he puts you on the middle ages.
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He's more shiny than a Vegas showgirl, but I bet that headdress doesn't weigh as much as theirs. #Monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

#Monsterdon Super Sonic Skeletor

I LOVE the new look, skeletor.
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Why does the kid keep saying "We've got to get back"?

He's never been to Eternia. #Monsterdon

okay kinda like half the car

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Oh, the Stargate iris now? #Monsterdon

"were are your friends now?"
is he just the evil kid from toy story, but after discovered his goth dressup phase?
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But did Skeletor see the koala when he ascended?

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Oh and it's goonies too #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

@paco Probably one of the sweetest characters in He Man

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They abducted Kojak, whoops. #Monsterdon

Somebody just shoot the cop #monsterdon

It should play the Close Encounters tune now. #Monsterdon

@Lazarou If the writer or director knew anything about either drugs or S&M it would be a much better movie.

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Kevin plays a multi-instrumental orchestral version #monsterdon

"Now Kevin NOW" Uptown Funk plays. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Does anyone want to tell Skeletor-God that his mask makes him look like a pig?

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those first few chords are pretty much haunted mansion noises

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Okay, that is a lot cooler. #monsterdon

I would have closed my eyes, just sayin'

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Skeletor evolves!

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The cow might be a third actually #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Skeletor has some issues.
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He-Man: shielding his eyes or yawning? #monsterdon

Nice hat. #Monsterdon

Final boss phase incoming #monsterdon

@paco They used her milk to make butter to slather up He-Man

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But is Skeletor more than a woman? #monsterdon

Never trip at the top of the stairs. #monsterdon

Yo dude, even gods need worshipers.

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Have I missed something? Where did Skeletor's fireballs come from? #Monsterdon

Oh no, it's Omega! #TimeLord

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Skeletor is getting a big dose of Fel energy

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Maybe Robert McNeil will be the one to die and then he will never become Tom Paris.

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ah I was waiting for the Goa'uld to pop out. #monsterdon

#monsterdon He's the prettiest girl at the prom! He'll be popular! Pop-u-laaar!

#Monsterdon gimme a prequel movie with young skeletor clawing his way up from nothing

make it a series on max or appletv+

I... have... the powerrrr! #Monsterdon

SAY IT! #monsterdon

It's usually better to gloat *after* you gain the ultimate power, but whatever

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Alpha & Omega AND BDSM scenes. These screen writers went way too far down an AO3 rabbit hole didn't they...

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Dilated to approximately 400 cm... #monsterdon

#Monsterdon I have been told that there is a post-credits scene. Repeat: WE MAY HAVE A POST-CREDITS SCENE

Does the moon normally do that? #Monsterdon

ENGAGE SKELETOR WORLDWIDE TELECAST. #monsterdon

Skeletor had his AV tech tweak the holographic projector - looks much better now.

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Sorceress could really used some moisturizer right about now. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Say the line! #monsterdon

aperture science! we do what we must because we can #Monsterdon

No way home? If only there was a master songmaker.

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Name Drop! #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Is it just me or does the cop look like Dollar Store Bruce Willis? #Monsterdon

This fight looks like an 80s music clip
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@amyfou Gwildor modified the pink sedan's fuel source, more efficient that way. Or more cool-noisy. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

oh hell he's on the big projector again doing his standup #Monsterdon

:google: where do i buy a hundred hologram projector reddit

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@gnomon oh right. I have so much to learn :)

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#monsterdon Skeletor has the cower of a cuck. He's got the cuck throne, the cuck staff, and the cuck eye of Eternia.

i think those dudes have been standing there with their hands behind their heads all day??? #monsterdon

Hologram doesn't even spin. Come on man. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

People of Aeternia = 8 people. #monsterdon

I mean, really. How many other movies inspired or were inspired by #mastersoftheuniverse ??

Or am I seriously just reading too far into these scenes? #Monsterdon

HE SAID THE LINE! HE SAID IT!

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Don't tell me Frank didn't have a bit of fun delivering these lines like they were Shakespeare

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thank god the music of the universe is in twelve-tone equal temperament

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They should try the tune from Close Encounters...
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and better, but, well, gotta get the BOY to do it

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Skeletor is saying super mean things, but he has really kind eyes.

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Alpha and Omega ... wait, Jesus is now joining the cast?!?! #monsterdon

He-Man is so whipped #monsterdon

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ok but mid-century pink chevy's didn't make that weird hissing cool down sound