So, like, He-Man's mother was an astronaut from Earth, and they never once mentioned knowing anything about Earth in this movie.

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What did that say on the wall behind her?

"This life is a test?"

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so he-man is a big time ace/aro guy right #monsterdon

She has known these people for 3 hours. #monsterdon

Take Skeletor awhile to climb back up that many flights of stairs.....

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@graveolensa

I can't believe you are the only person who came over here from facebook and you DIDN'T watch the movie.

Though... it was VERY silly.

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Why is He-man still sweaty?
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missed most of this but i still can't believe the innocent seeming woman character just gave them the key #monsterdon

"I could send you back in time!"

"Gwildor, we're wanted for ARSON."

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#monsterdon Legally Distinct old man falling down a large air shaft that would have not been allowed by OSHA in this galaxy.

yeah yeah real deep soldier boy let's go home

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See, the sword only does that if you get it at the exact right angle. Takes a lot of wrist strength #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Genuinely love "good journey" as a farewell phrase.

"Sigh,... Victory"
#Monsterdon #NFL Crossover baby.

I guess Eternians got a thing for bald polish guys? Beats bein' a cop I guess. #Monsterdon

@RobynGoodfellow "The fiiinal cooountdooown" #Monsterdon

We all know that's not the end of Skeletor. He comes back in The Rise of He-Man as a clone of himself.

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Anakin and Obi-Wan on Mustafar

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A bald man on a planet of hair spray. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

“Skeletor, it’s over.
Yes, for you!” Oops. #Monsterdon

"Keep this with you, and Eternia will always be near."

"Thank you! I've always wanted a Logitech Trackman Marble!"

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and a happy interminable pit to you, Skeletor! #monsterdon

Skeletor you were tripping balls. Now it's over.

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Glinda looking so GD tired of Skeletor's shit
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If they kept the original cartoon design of Grayskull, this would look just a little better
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Did Skeletor get his costume from a production of The King & I??? #Monsterdon

I don't care how we got here, this finale delivered #Monsterdon

@r343l ohgawd if "Torn between two lovers🎶 " starts up, I'm out #monsterdon

Sure, they got the front of the car, but I wonder what it feels like in the BACK of the Pink Cadillac?

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Not to distract from this stupendous battle, but is that a LED exit sign in the background?

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#Monsterdon He-Man tragically is the cause of his lost friend's death.

#monsterdon Looks like Skeletor has some post-nut clarity coming up.

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Huh I wouldn't have thought gold lame curtains would have been strong enough to support a swinging Dolpheroo

@crazypedia That's the first part. He did get the last part right, "I have the power."

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Noooo! My sweet gold costuuuume!!!111!! #Monsterdon

Sword vs staff is cool.

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This final battle. Are they now on a dance floor by themselves? #monsterdon

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE

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and like a cheapass lightbulb, skeletor goes out

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OK - that transfomration made 0 sense. #monsterdon

HeMan, why the yelling?
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He-Man and Skeletor have a long-awaited, and oddly tentative, duel #monsterdon

He's not going to say the line, is he?

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#monsterdon Let this be our final battle! DOINK! SPROING! PERPLUNK!

Battle! With! Lens! Flares! #monsterdon

They're fighting in the dark because they ran out of money and couldn't pay a lighting crew #Monsterdon

Not the least-convincing swordplay we've seen on #Monsterdon, but it's no Danny Kaye that's for sure. #Monsterdon

I SAID THE THIIIIIING!

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where the hell did the lights go? it looks like they popped down to Skeletor's basement for this final fight. #monsterdon

Lubic, taking care of business!

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Watching Langella and thinking, "It really is true. Everything is a crib off Shakespeare." #monsterdon

fight is when flashing

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Fully stealing from Stravinsky’s Firebird for part of this #Monsterdon

I wonder if Frank had to do neck-ups so he could carry that helmet. #monsterdon

I HAVE THE POWAAAAHHH lmao #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

POORLY DESIGNED SWORDPLAY IS GO

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"Let this be our final battle!" Okay. That delivery ROCKED. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Love how they had enough money to topple a statue, but not enough to topple and shatter it. #Monsterdon

Bzzz! Operation!!!!!!!!

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@kcarr2015 He glammed up. A+ outfit
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BATTLESTATIONS! #monsterdon

what did he say ?!?

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hey he said the thing!
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They brought scenery props with them!! #Monsterdon

#monsterdon I think sadly for the poor AT&T line tech that has to diagnose this particular pay-phone's existence issue. “Yes, the pair just... runs to nothing sir.”

#Monsterdon HE SAID IT

no don't retrieve your sword from my mystical chastity belt

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I think you're mainly demonstrating the efficacy of hiding from you #monsterdon

ow

hot hot hot
hot
hothothot hot

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“Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?… Actually, yeah, good idea” #monsterdon

He-man doesn't need to hide from Skeletor, his aims bad enough that it doesn't matter 🙄
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he just smashed that statue with dolph power #Monsterdon

SAY IT #monsterdon

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Wait. How many shells does a shotgun hold? 2 right?
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Lol the sound effects for the keyboard are backwards. Pressing from right to left ought to make an ascending sound, not descending!
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Oh, he's doing a Hercules! #Monsterdon

This Skeletor's got too much flesh on him #monsterdon

the whole bejeweled diva Gwar outfit really works for Skeletor #Monsterdon

Let's see if he's got a magic infinite ammo shotgun.

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Oops, I think the cop is going to Eternia #Monsterdon

Might take a while for Christine to regenerate. #monsterdon

lesbian space necromancer god would show this skeletor jackass what being a god is all about

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#Monsterdon He man is dirty camping sniper.

Gotta say, All-Powerful Cosmic Magic seems pretty minor. I'm not feelin' the Omnipotence here. #Monsterdon

I liked skeletor better before he got all fleshy

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that was a bad adaptation, but Ben Affleck's Daredevil manages to be worse!
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Drag Queen Skeletor looks FABULOUS I approve #Monsterdon

If Skeletor keeps incinerating his own guys he's gonna lose the battle all by himself #Monsterdon

The principal from Back to the Future turns into an action hero. And we like him for it. Who would have guessed?

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#monsterdon Is that a four-barrel, laser shotgun? I want one

Did Lubic just accuse Skeletor's troops of being socialists?

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I really love how everyone in the thread is just universally calling him Tom Paris, ilu all #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

"You promised not to hurt them!"
"I lied."
I love the way he delivers that line. SO much pettiness.
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Skeletor can cause godlike damage, but with Xcom levels of accuracy. #monsterdon

At least the flying things in the #Avengers movie had handlebars. These flying contraptions don't look good for the back.

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not even he-man using the death pits what are these things even FOR

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Stormtroopers, but in black #monsterdon

Say hello to my lil friend! #Monsterdon

#Monsterdon Somehow that shotgun has more than 6 shots.