Yeah. That was, without a doubt, the silliest thing that I've ever watched on purpose.

I think that the fatal flaw here is the score; Flash Gordon /worked/ as a film largely on the strength of the score by Queen.

Bet they coulda got Cheap Trick to do the soundtrack 4 peanuts...

Ah, well; thx for watching errybody! Thx to @Taweret for hosting! have a great week,, stay safe, c u next sunday!

#Monsterdon

This was my level of He-Man knowledge before tonight https://youtu.be/eZNL7l-KnIo #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

@annathepiper LOL yuuup. #Monsterdon

@SordidAmok @SnoopJ Get yourself to the replay page and you can see all the toots we did then https://monsterdon-replay.gerlach.dev/ #monsterdon

And I apologize for continuing to mention @Taweret and @Cherizilla in my posts. Oops!

#Monsterdon

Can we march around in costumes of assorted Featured Creatures? 🥹 Can we have Kaiju puppets to entertain the crowds?!
#Monsterdon

@log @futurebird @liferstate

Well, the little bit I did see, was pretty awesomely bad. #Monsterdon Let's do this again sometime. 🌞

Speaking of live-action He-Man...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_1TDrwaMOc

#Monsterdon

@Terencio @CactuarJoe So... she was using him?!

The plot thickens.

I need an Evil-Lyn movie.

#Monsterdon

PlutoTV claims this movie is 2 hours and 15 minutes. We had ad breaks and paused/rewound a couple of times. It is now 2 hours later and the movie is over…

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

@apLundell wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey bullshit it never happens (aka bad script writing). #Monsterdon

@Taweret originally I wasn't gonna watch this one because I had never seen the original cartoon, but I joined in about 10 minutes late and I'm glad I did!

#monsterdon

Mahomes: "I'll be back" #monsterdon

@Taweret
Cheaper locations for filming? #monsterdon

If you're reading this, you're at the tail end of a long stream of posts on the feed about #Monsterdon, a fediverse community movie-watching event. This week we watched MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE (1987). See the post at the top of this thread for more info:

https://hachyderm.io/@SnoopJ/111004128276431553

@MissGayle Time loop/fruit loops... #Monsterdon

Now it's time for cake!

This video is TWENTY YEARS OLD yall

Thanks for another fun #monsterdon @Taweret see yall next week!!!!

@paco BTS dialog coach. #Monsterdon

@bunnyhero Definitely a better choice 😂

#Monsterdon

@SnoopJ But they didn't wait until the third act to use the damn thing #monsterdon

NOW IS TIME FOR CAKE

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

@mrcopilot omg adorable

#Monsterdon

@riedlr how to talk while gargling marbles, without choking? #Monsterdon

@diazona plex is suggestiong MADAME WEB for me #monsterdon

Now that wasn't a good movie, but it is a relief that it fits nicely as the caliber of film that #monsterdon ought to be at

#Monsterdon #CoffeeWatch Report: We are retracting our statement about there being hope. No hope was forthcoming for this ... movie (note: term used loosely). We apologize for any inconvenience you may have experienced. Thank you.

I'm like 25 minutes behind everyone else. Stupid commercials.

#mastersoftheuniverse #Monsterdon

@SRLevine @flowerpot @ranjit oh! mine put up the 1990 teenage mutant ninja turtals!

#monsterdon

I still think about the guy who was probably recording this on his webcam in 2010 edit: it's 2005 actually lol #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987

Grayskull castle? Looks more like Grayskull slums.
#monsterdon

@jgamble I, I missed Evyl-lyn?! 🥹😢 #Monsterdon "Perhaps you will, but not today! Now get to work!"

@riedlr He couldn't really speak English well, when this was made, I think

#Monsterdon

"In today's episode...." #monsterdon

@plaidtron3000 Yeah. Not super original there #monsterdon

Arnold's gonna be PISSED. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Hey Koolaid! #monsterdon

The post-credit scene wasn't worth it. #monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

smook smook smook smook smook

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Nice to see Lundgren got a dialogue coach.... for what?!? #monsterdon

I am so glad I did not pay to watch this movie. (Still watching credits roll.)
#Monsterdon

This cop is going to wind up looking like a hero, isn’t he?

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

So I'm going to trust that there's an easter egg at the end of these credits, here goes #monsterdon

@flowerpot
@ranjit Is that better or worse...

I figured they were all the same, but if it's random it's even more wtf

#Monsterdon

nice, after the credits skeletor becomes the Terminator

#Monsterdon

anyway, this wraps up a Super #monsterdon !

this movie did not hold up. but I may have smeared it across all other childhood ephemera. ah well!

@YsengrinWolf Sequel bait?

#Monsterdon

Well, no coffee, no smoking, but we did manage to stick all the franchise's TM tag lines in there.

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse(1987)

@SRLevine for me tubi auto-rolled a korean drama called Little Forest!

#monsterdon

Man, I love that movie. Thank you Monsterdon, such a fun movie! #Monsterdon

@SRLevine Mine is showing "Copenhagen".
#Monsterdon

@Ayyyydrew @trixter yeah for reals

"wait why is the movie still going? what are all these words?" xD

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Introducing Pons Maar as Saurod #monsterdon

You know what I'll take it. Yay! Happy endings!

-fin

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

@i_give_u_worms I didn't vote for the guy #monsterdon

#Monsterdon haha cute, the wall, street, and half car set.

Special designs by MOEBIUS?

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

The next movie tubi auto-rolled is Shazam?!?!?!

#Monsterdon

I'm just not gonna ask how Gwildor remembered the musical coordinates for Earth which he had randomly typed in the first time

#Monsterdon

At least last week's movie was completely offensive. What did this week's movie have?

#Monsterdon

@Taweret I regret my nap interfered! #Monsterdon ? I hardly knew yee

#monsterdon Huh, pigboy?

#Monsterdon ok i thought i understood this movie but now i'm just confused \o/

anyway, there were swords and lasers and a beefy guy who said "i have the power" so i guess mission accomplished

gnight everybody <3

@Taweret thank you! good journey!

#monsterdon

So basically He-Man is just a side character as far as this ending's concerned. Okay #monsterdon

okay so I guess they came back to The Before, but with KNOWLEDGE. #monsterdon

#Monsterdon 💪 🪐 🌌 💀 😱

OK they used to sell that flannel nightgown in one of those cardboard-backed cellophane packets, you could get three with slightly different flower prints if you wanted good lord

Surprise time travel!

#Monsterdon

Oh we're doing the #Jumanji jump back in time and save the parents thing? I didn't realize that was an option.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

and the sweaty hunk inside it I guess
#monsterdon

And that's the end of the movie folks. He does have the touch and the power.
#Monsterdon #MasteroftheUniverse

That's the end! Good journey, everyone! #Monsterdon

I hope The Rock doesn't watch #monsterdon with us, or he may be thinking about doing a reboot. And we knows who will use a blonde wig 😬

Oh, he's got the Ring of Gor. #Monsterdon

So.... send her back in time, but what happens to the Julie that was already there? Did Gwilldor kill her?

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

#Monsterdon wait they got sent back in time?

Nah, dad's a doofus, trust me #monsterdon

Skeletor: Thanks for your help. I don’t need you anymore. 🙃

#Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse1987

That gold helmet crown thing is everything. Cow horns and bat wings and tusks and crabs legs and OH MIGHTY ISIS
#monsterdon

Kind of an anti-climatic reveal of her parents #Monsterdon

Her hair is perfect #monsterdon

Thor's other sister I mean?
#Monsterdon

Aww, He-Man fought so hard his hair is flat. Please someone re-tease it! #Monsterdon

I wanna die in this car crash too!

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Earlier, someone compared the #mastersoftheuniverse theme to an upside down version of John Williams' #Superman theme. I can't stop thinking of that.

#Monsterdon

All that talk of music and then the door home is a bunch of random telephone beep boots I'm disappointed.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

also, aren't your parents gonna notice you seem a little bigger than you were last night? #monsterdon

#Monsterdon Yes, the holograph Skeletor is terrible. But I would piss my pants if a real war criminal pulled that shit off & told us all "I own this world now."

And Mom and Dad are ALIVE!!! .

#monsterdon

Is she the good witch of Asgard?

#Monsterdon

you can't just change how it works in the last five minutes

#monsterdon

like he does not look like that to attract anyone he just looks like that because he is into fitness #monsterdon

Awww, #GoodJourney

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

so like, they're just sending the teens back and everything around Julie is "fine"? #monsterdon

Julie needs to press her cheek against He-Man's firm, sweaty pec one last time.

#monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse

Gah, Officer Ludic is staying in Eternia but he made it creepy. I wanted him to be resentful and sarcastic! An attitude of "I don't have the skills to keep up with your tomfoolery, so I guess I'll be the team mother and stew."

#MastersOfTheUniverse #Monsterdon

#monsterdon He-man's roots steal the scene.

but that's not how the portal worked

#monsterdon

Monica goes back to NYC and Tom is returned to Voyager. A good ending! #monsterdon

Two to beam up #monsterdon