Mind the nipple.
#monsterdon
I can't believe you are the only person who came over here from facebook and you DIDN'T watch the movie.
Though... it was VERY silly.
Why is He-man still sweaty?
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missed most of this but i still can't believe the innocent seeming woman character just gave them the key #monsterdon
Legacy sequel: βSomehow Skeletor returnedβ #monsterdon
#monsterdon Legally Distinct old man falling down a large air shaft that would have not been allowed by OSHA in this galaxy.
yeah yeah real deep soldier boy let's go home
The lesson about safety railings in evil lairs holds true once again.
Lubic does not deserve arm candy #monsterdon
See, the sword only does that if you get it at the exact right angle. Takes a lot of wrist strength #Monsterdon
#Monsterdon Genuinely love "good journey" as a farewell phrase.
"Sigh,... Victory"
#Monsterdon #NFL Crossover baby.
setting up a sequel? now _that's_ some arrogance
I guess Eternians got a thing for bald polish guys? Beats bein' a cop I guess. #Monsterdon
@RobynGoodfellow "The fiiinal cooountdooown" #Monsterdon
We all know that's not the end of Skeletor. He comes back in The Rise of He-Man as a clone of himself.
Anakin and Obi-Wan on Mustafar
βSkeletor, itβs over.
Yes, for you!β Oops. #Monsterdon
A bald man on a planet of hair spray. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
"Keep this with you, and Eternia will always be near."
"Thank you! I've always wanted a Logitech Trackman Marble!"
and a happy interminable pit to you, Skeletor! #monsterdon
Skeletor you were tripping balls. Now it's over.
Glinda looking so GD tired of Skeletor's shit
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If they kept the original cartoon design of Grayskull, this would look just a little better
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Did Skeletor get his costume from a production of The King & I??? #Monsterdon
I don't care how we got here, this finale delivered #Monsterdon
@r343l ohgawd if "Torn between two loversπΆ " starts up, I'm out #monsterdon
#monsterdon Isn't that how they killed the emperor is Star Wars?
He falls down a shaft? What is he, a Jedi?
And Skeletor gets the shaft. But theyβll bring him back in the Clone Wars cartoon #monsterdon
Sure, they got the front of the car, but I wonder what it feels like in the BACK of the Pink Cadillac?
Not to distract from this stupendous battle, but is that a LED exit sign in the background?
he-mannn i am your faaatherrrr
#monsterdon #WrongMovie
#Monsterdon He-Man tragically is the cause of his lost friend's death.
#monsterdon Looks like Skeletor has some post-nut clarity coming up.
#Monsterdon πͺ πͺ π π π±
Huh I wouldn't have thought gold lame curtains would have been strong enough to support a swinging Dolpheroo
@crazypedia That's the first part. He did get the last part right, "I have the power."
Noooo! My sweet gold costuuuume!!!111!! #Monsterdon
Oh that's very Return of the Jedi...
Sword vs staff is cool.
This final battle. Are they now on a dance floor by themselves? #monsterdon
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE
and like a cheapass lightbulb, skeletor goes out
OK - that transfomration made 0 sense. #monsterdon
HeMan, why the yelling?
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He-Man and Skeletor have a long-awaited, and oddly tentative, duel #monsterdon
He's not going to say the line, is he?
#monsterdon Let this be our final battle! DOINK! SPROING! PERPLUNK!
They're fighting in the dark because they ran out of money and couldn't pay a lighting crew #Monsterdon
Battle! With! Lens! Flares! #monsterdon
Not the least-convincing swordplay we've seen on #Monsterdon, but it's no Danny Kaye that's for sure. #Monsterdon
I SAID THE THIIIIIING!
where the hell did the lights go? it looks like they popped down to Skeletor's basement for this final fight. #monsterdon
Lubic, taking care of business!
Watching Langella and thinking, "It really is true. Everything is a crib off Shakespeare." #monsterdon
fight is when flashing
Fully stealing from Stravinskyβs Firebird for part of this #Monsterdon
I wonder if Frank had to do neck-ups so he could carry that helmet. #monsterdon
I HAVE THE POWAAAAHHH lmao #monsterdon #mastersoftheuniverse1987
POORLY DESIGNED SWORDPLAY IS GO
"Let this be our final battle!" Okay. That delivery ROCKED. #Monsterdon #MastersOfTheUniverse
Love how they had enough money to topple a statue, but not enough to topple and shatter it. #Monsterdon
Bzzz! Operation!!!!!!!!
@kcarr2015 He glammed up. A+ outfit
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BATTLESTATIONS! #monsterdon
what did he say ?!?
hey he said the thing!
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They brought scenery props with them!! #Monsterdon
#monsterdon I think sadly for the poor AT&T line tech that has to diagnose this particular pay-phone's existence issue. βYes, the pair just... runs to nothing sir.β
no don't retrieve your sword from my mystical chastity belt
#Monsterdon HE SAID IT
I think you're mainly demonstrating the efficacy of hiding from you #monsterdon
βEvacuate? In our moment of triumph?β¦ Actually, yeah, good ideaβ #monsterdon
SAY IT #monsterdon
he just smashed that statue with dolph power #Monsterdon
He-man doesn't need to hide from Skeletor, his aims bad enough that it doesn't matter π
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Wait. How many shells does a shotgun hold? 2 right?
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Lol the sound effects for the keyboard are backwards. Pressing from right to left ought to make an ascending sound, not descending!
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Oh, he's doing a Hercules! #Monsterdon
This Skeletor's got too much flesh on him #monsterdon
Let's see if he's got a magic infinite ammo shotgun.
the whole bejeweled diva Gwar outfit really works for Skeletor #Monsterdon
Oops, I think the cop is going to Eternia #Monsterdon
lesbian space necromancer god would show this skeletor jackass what being a god is all about
Might take a while for Christine to regenerate. #monsterdon
#Monsterdon He man is dirty camping sniper.
Gotta say, All-Powerful Cosmic Magic seems pretty minor. I'm not feelin' the Omnipotence here. #Monsterdon
I liked skeletor better before he got all fleshy
that was a bad adaptation, but Ben Affleck's Daredevil manages to be worse!
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Drag Queen Skeletor looks FABULOUS I approve #Monsterdon
If Skeletor keeps incinerating his own guys he's gonna lose the battle all by himself #Monsterdon
The principal from Back to the Future turns into an action hero. And we like him for it. Who would have guessed?
#monsterdon Is that a four-barrel, laser shotgun? I want one
Did Lubic just accuse Skeletor's troops of being socialists?